Oh yeah baby.. You flatter me.. How I feel when the enemy team calls me a hacker while I' m not using hacks. The Light Bulb. LOOK AT IT!
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#11 - sparox (05/07/2013) [-]
TF2 Story:   
Been playing on the same server for weeks   
it's a DM server so no default or original maps   
server owner is pretty active, but really kick and ban ..well.. let's say he knows his little commands   
too stupid to handle the server otherwise tho   
had a history with him and other people on the server, aka he knows me because I've been playing there alot   
I'm playing pretty well these days   
He keeps calling me a hacker and keeps kicking me and the occasional ban flys in as well   
Since he's too stupid to handle his own server, he can't even perm. ban me and even if he did, since the server host is kinda...stupid.. whenever the server restarts all bans are removed   
got to the point where alot of people hate me and two friends of mine   
people of the owners clan keep calling me hacker and speedhacker and other stuff   
claims he saw me hacking a couple of times   
still keep playing..no hacks.. obviously   
one day a hacker joins the server, keeps critting, no spread, speedhacks etc..   
say something like: Now this is a hacker!   
Who?   
That guy!   
No he's not hacking, he's playing the game for real, shut up you 			*******		 hacker   
Mfw
TF2 Story:
Been playing on the same server for weeks
it's a DM server so no default or original maps
server owner is pretty active, but really kick and ban ..well.. let's say he knows his little commands
too stupid to handle the server otherwise tho
had a history with him and other people on the server, aka he knows me because I've been playing there alot
I'm playing pretty well these days
He keeps calling me a hacker and keeps kicking me and the occasional ban flys in as well
Since he's too stupid to handle his own server, he can't even perm. ban me and even if he did, since the server host is kinda...stupid.. whenever the server restarts all bans are removed
got to the point where alot of people hate me and two friends of mine
people of the owners clan keep calling me hacker and speedhacker and other stuff
claims he saw me hacking a couple of times
still keep playing..no hacks.. obviously
one day a hacker joins the server, keeps critting, no spread, speedhacks etc..
say something like: Now this is a hacker!
Who?
That guy!
No he's not hacking, he's playing the game for real, shut up you ******* hacker
Mfw
User avatar #30 to #11 - belgon (05/07/2013) [-]
whats the name of that server?
#41 to #11 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
Once upon a time on a TF2 server, I got banned.
As a scout. For triple jumping.
I was told it was a hack. The speedhack.

I just, what?!?
User avatar #55 to #11 - garymotherfingoak (05/07/2013) [-]
you at least got the friends back right...?
#98 to #55 - sparox (05/08/2013) [-]
Of course!
User avatar #99 to #98 - garymotherfingoak (05/08/2013) [-]
alright, good :3
#81 to #11 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
Solution? Get a clan with a server. Nothing better than a Highlander game with friends.
User avatar #28 to #11 - CatHatMan ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
playing cs:go
join random server
garbage arena map and 24 people in a 64 tick server
**** aiming
grab p90
prefire every corner
still get terrible score like 16/23
get DJ 4DM1N ban for wall hacking
User avatar #56 to #11 - gayboard (05/07/2013) [-]
TF2 community at it's finest.

Believe me, I've been there too.
#12 to #11 - notapancake (05/07/2013) [-]
I guess this is more apropriate reaction image?
I guess this is more apropriate reaction image?
+5
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User avatar #13 to #12 - sparox (05/07/2013) [-]
Well, my good sir, you have earned yourself a thumb.
#22 to #12 - dwarfman (05/07/2013) [-]
I know they're going for a Rambo look for the scout, but he kinda looks like that one dude from The Warriors.

Also I was playing a Badwater Basin match as a pyro. Threw on my backburner (haters gonna hate) and found the entire team facing forward in the tunnel. 8 kills (feelsgoodman.jpeg) their heavy is laughing commends me, rest are raging. They rez, still in tunnel when they get back to cart, heavy shanked by spy, rest facing front again, 6 kills. Accuse me of hacking, heavybro tells them they're dumb knowing I have a backburner. Get banned, heavybro friends me. Would do it again.
User avatar #23 to #22 - notapancake (05/07/2013) [-]
Actualy, that scout is suposed to resemble Egoraptor and that heavy is Jontron

Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=omLve_vezbA
#24 to #23 - dwarfman (05/07/2013) [-]
Good show laddy! Also: www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwwY9y6O3hw
Good show laddy! Also: www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwwY9y6O3hw
#1 - tmgrskat (05/06/2013) [-]
The Light Bulb.   
LOOK AT IT!
The Light Bulb.
LOOK AT IT!
#3 to #1 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
IT DID IT!

User avatar #34 to #1 - butterisgood (05/07/2013) [-]
It always works with black text on white background.
#2 to #1 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
It's learning. It's only a matter of time now.
#7 to #1 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
>a hacker while I' m
>while I' m
>I' m

soclose.jpg
#46 - Nameloc (05/07/2013) [-]
>be playing CS:GO
>start of round
>notice one guy on enemy team only gets headshots/ hasn't died
>maybe it's just luck?
>a few rounds later
>"lucky guy" walks into a group of my 6 teammates
> ******* 6 headshots in a row in less than a second
>very suspicious....
>look at steam profile
>VAC bans on record
>finally call him out for hacking for votekick
>get people saying " **** YOU IT'S JUST LUCK ******* NOOBS CAN'T DEAL WITH GOOD PLAYERS, I'VE SEEN GOOD PLAYERS GET LIKE 8+ HEADSHOTS IN A SECOND SO WHAT, FAGGOT"
>MFW the "lucky guy" later stated he was hacking and left
#47 - evilwheatleycore (05/07/2013) [-]
>Playing L4D2   
>Join random game   
>Kick within 10 seconds of joining   
>MFW
>Playing L4D2
>Join random game
>Kick within 10 seconds of joining
>MFW
#6 - johndapro ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
Everyone worse then me is a noob, and everyone better then me is a hacker
Everyone worse then me is a noob, and everyone better then me is a hacker
#43 - motherduck (05/07/2013) [-]
>Playing BF3
>Rush
>Kharg Island
>Take boat to left hand side of the MCOMS.
>Knife 2 snipers on a hill
>Flank 5 guys guarding a MCOM Station
>Arm A
>Feck off to B
>Arm B
>Kill 6 guys defending both of them
>Move up to take next 2
>DJ 4DM1N steals one of our jeeps
>Use SMAW
>Killed the DJ 4DM1N
>Banned
>Get message
>"u fukin hacker **** off batti boi"
>MFW rules said no vehicle stealing
#76 to #43 - awesomanium (05/07/2013) [-]
I smell a gif
I smell a gif
User avatar #91 to #43 - bulbakip (05/07/2013) [-]
You should play Bad Company 2. you can be that good and its normal.
#44 to #43 - motherduck (05/07/2013) [-]
I forgot that the word ad.min gets changed........feck
User avatar #45 to #44 - nevrit (05/07/2013) [-]
You gotta love Ads that only support the the rules that benefit them and their team. I was in a situation where there was a no shotgun rule and the enemy team used shotguns the entire past 4 games I'd play with them. Then I decide to say screw it and kill 1 guy. Instaban.

I hate those kind of ads
#92 to #45 - bulbakip (05/07/2013) [-]
What they look like irl
#58 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
i played tf2 the other day.

a guy called a spy a hacker because the spy was invisible...
#49 - joktapuss (05/07/2013) [-]
>playin TF2   
>Join random mvm server   
>connected, walk out of the spawn with upgrades as pyro   
>walk onto teleporter and wait   
>Engineer destroys tele   
>Everyone in the chat is saying "what the 			****		 is he doing" and "is he retarded?"   
>Get kicked for absolutely  nothing   
>MFW
>playin TF2
>Join random mvm server
>connected, walk out of the spawn with upgrades as pyro
>walk onto teleporter and wait
>Engineer destroys tele
>Everyone in the chat is saying "what the **** is he doing" and "is he retarded?"
>Get kicked for absolutely nothing
>MFW
#59 - zorororonoa (05/07/2013) [-]
>Playing BF3
>Rush
>Forget the map
>Our team is losing
>DJ 4DM1N is on our team
>he is doing the worst
>I'm doing ok, third best on the team
>bitchin to us to pick up our game and that we ******* suck
>call him out saying that he is doing the worst
>get banned for calling out DJ 4DM1N's ********
>MFW
#57 - ahjesusfukdme (05/07/2013) [-]
>playing gears of war 3
>warzone
>4v1 (myself being 1)
>Kill one guy in gnasher battle
>pick up his sawed off
>Down next guy with hammerburst and wait
>here comes both his teamates to pick him up
>run over to the downed dude and 2 guys trying to pick him up
>triple kill one sawed off shot
>called hacker rest of the game
>MFW
User avatar #25 - moevleboevle (05/07/2013) [-]
I once used a glitch to get a huge amount of kills in BF3. I don't know what happened but when I got shot by an enemy I suddenly changed team which for some reason made me be active on both teams so I could now kill my enemy team but not be killed by any of them. as the bad person I am I used it and dominated everything for the rest of the round. It was in Grand Bazahr btw so there was almost nowhere to run
User avatar #79 to #25 - professionalfeeder (05/07/2013) [-]
ok thank you i think that is a very good glitch i can get kills on. I think that is very helpful but since EA is such a bitch i think they patched it. I sound like i have no emotion whatsoever right now.
User avatar #20 - goldenglimmer (05/07/2013) [-]
It's a total ego-trip until you get kicked from the game.
Smell that? It's story time.

>Be me, 18 years old, active lifter.
>Years of experience, had gotten good at playing around with body/fat percentage.
>Also from a family of monsters, so it would seem I had a genetic predispostion to muscle gain (unfortunately fat gain as well, but not relevant).
>Enter a serious bulking period, really disciplined too, getting major results.
>After about a month, I get contacted by my Norwegian teacher.
>"I've spoken to your gym teacher, and she says you seem to be gaining a lot of muscle lately".
>Thanks for noticing.
>"We're all a bit worried about you, goldenglimmer, and I'd like to talk to you about the dangers of steroids".
>Yeah thanks, but no thanks. Never touched the stuff, never will. Protein and fish oil ftw.
>mfw is the content.
>Still won't drop the case, and I get talked to on multiple occasions by multiple teachers.
>Finally seems to ease off.
>Flash forward a week later.
>Meet Spanish teacher at the gym, talk to him a bit, decide to show off some of my progress with the weights.

cont.
#21 to #20 - goldenglimmer (05/07/2013) [-]
>God I'm a ******* . Big mistake.
>Case is reopened. Hell hath no wrath concern like that of a worried teacher.
>Jesus let it go.
>Get pulled out of class and lectured by councelors, my parents are contacted (even though I was 18), and teachers demonstrate their concern.
> ********************** .jpg
>After many interrogations and much skepticism, they all finally conclude that I am roid-free.
>Praise the lord.

Tfw I almost got "kicked from the game" irl.
User avatar #29 to #21 - thisisestonia (05/07/2013) [-]
great story but i got a feeling that this doesn't belong here.
#54 to #29 - goldenglimmer (05/07/2013) [-]
Maybe a little far-fetched, admittedly. The honest truth is that I suck at video games, especially fps (and yet I tragically always come back for more ass whooping of my own ass), but that I could still relate to the feeling.

Rough explanation of the transition from video games to working out in my head (to make it easier to understand):
Weight lifting = fps
Steroids = hax
Muscle gain = the reaction skill required to be a decent player, and the reason for other people's disbelief

I just wanted people to like me even though I'm not good at video games.
User avatar #64 to #54 - thisisestonia (05/07/2013) [-]
understood.
User avatar #78 to #21 - coolcalx (05/07/2013) [-]
why not pee in a cup?
#62 - nocta (05/07/2013) [-]
actually i hate this, i used to play combat arms and almost every game they call me a hacker, and kick me out of the game, i stoped playing it cause it became anoying, now i just play league of legends

pic unrelated
User avatar #70 to #62 - jakeofthesnakes (05/07/2013) [-]
League of Legends FTW...
User avatar #87 to #70 - nocta (05/07/2013) [-]
hell yeah
#52 - auda (05/07/2013) [-]
I actually had to rebuy Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare because they kept banning me from server. I never hacked nor broke a rule. Most of the ban reasons were that I was hacking or using glitches.

User avatar #60 to #52 - ahjesusfukdme (05/07/2013) [-]
cheater
User avatar #61 to #60 - auda (05/07/2013) [-]
no ;w;
#74 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
How you feel when you realize you're a virgin gamer nerd.
User avatar #82 - roflstorm (05/07/2013) [-]
> Battlefield 3.
> ****** server connection.
> Fun game but lose connection regularily.
> People bounce back n forth/zig zag
> Herewego.jpg
> frozen in place
> th'fuk.png
> Able to jump up n down, crouch and run in place
> Unable to fire gun, throw grenade, or suicide
> **** .jpg
> Cont'd
#84 to #82 - roflstorm (05/07/2013) [-]
> Dude sees this.
> Fuuuck.jpg
> knifes me and stands back
> Hfw he cant stab me.
> runs to field while i jump/sprint/crouch in place.
> 2 other spawn near me
> **** me
> Shotgunned the **** out of me....but nothing happens
> cont'd
User avatar #85 to #84 - roflstorm (05/07/2013) [-]
> rest of team shows up and all try to kill me
> Thisgonbgud.gif
> Still bouncing around in place, trying to show them im not hacking
> Entire time i'm stuck in 1 place
> They use grenades, C4, a robot, mortar strike and even a blow torch (repair tool) to try and kill me.
> Nothing.
> Several minutes later
> cont'd some more
#90 to #85 - roflstorm (05/07/2013) [-]
> 14 messages saying that i was reported for hacking/ called a faggot for hacking on a friendly server.
> 14 replies saying i lagged out and was unable to move
> 4 " **** you's", 3 "suck my cock's", 5 "lying ******** "s, and 2 "is that what happened?" In the span of 2 minutes

< MFW i get called a hacker when i'm not hacking
User avatar #93 to #90 - roflstorm (05/07/2013) [-]



Oh, and, I was stuck there for the rest of the match. Which was about 30-40 minutes.
I got a further 49 messages about the ******** experience and about 5 dozen different people made an attempt to kill me. At one point i had the entire Russian side (14-18 people) of the squad deathmatch trying to knife me, shoot me, and grenade me. Even people not in squads made an effort.
I was machine gunned, c4'd, shotgun'd, grenade launcher'd, assault rifle'd, mortar'd, Tank'd, helicopter'd, transport vehicle'd, stationary ATM'd, rocket launch'd and even blowtorch'd. Not once did the American (my side) side try to kill any of them.
#97 to #93 - moevleboevle (05/07/2013) [-]
It's 			*******		 stuck!!
It's ******* stuck!!
#94 to #93 - strangesir (05/07/2013) [-]
**** dude, that **** cray

Can't even how some people don't know the difference between being stuck and not able to do anything and actually hacking and winning the game.
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#73 - caplav (05/07/2013) [-]
that was ******* funny
User avatar #69 - jakeofthesnakes (05/07/2013) [-]
>Playing MSO
>Join squad
>Take command of chopper
>Be on Birdseye patrol
>Take missile straight to nose of chopper
> ************ .jpg
>Slowly control the helicopter to ground
>Me and partner live
> **** yeah
User avatar #68 - xsap (05/07/2013) [-]
when i play a FPS i'm not winning untill the people on the other team rage..

last night i was playing TF2 an engineer with a mini-sentry, managed to dominate 7...

the butthurt in the chatbox was too strong....


are you prod of me now, dad?
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