Oh yeah baby.. You flatter me.. How I feel when the enemy team calls me a hacker while I' m not using hacks. The Light Bulb. LOOK AT IT!
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Oh yeah baby.

You flatter me.

How I feel when the
enemy team calls me
a hacker while I' m
not using hacks
...
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Submitted: 05/06/2013
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#1 - tmgrskat (05/06/2013) [+] (4 replies)
The Light Bulb.   
LOOK AT IT!
The Light Bulb.
LOOK AT IT!
#11 - sparox (05/07/2013) [+] (16 replies)
TF2 Story:   
Been playing on the same server for weeks   
it's a DM server so no default or original maps   
server owner is pretty active, but really kick and ban ..well.. let's say he knows his little commands   
too stupid to handle the server otherwise tho   
had a history with him and other people on the server, aka he knows me because I've been playing there alot   
I'm playing pretty well these days   
He keeps calling me a hacker and keeps kicking me and the occasional ban flys in as well   
Since he's too stupid to handle his own server, he can't even perm. ban me and even if he did, since the server host is kinda...stupid.. whenever the server restarts all bans are removed   
got to the point where alot of people hate me and two friends of mine   
people of the owners clan keep calling me hacker and speedhacker and other stuff   
claims he saw me hacking a couple of times   
still keep playing..no hacks.. obviously   
one day a hacker joins the server, keeps critting, no spread, speedhacks etc..   
say something like: Now this is a hacker!   
Who?   
That guy!   
No he's not hacking, he's playing the game for real, shut up you 						*******					 hacker   
Mfw
TF2 Story:
Been playing on the same server for weeks
it's a DM server so no default or original maps
server owner is pretty active, but really kick and ban ..well.. let's say he knows his little commands
too stupid to handle the server otherwise tho
had a history with him and other people on the server, aka he knows me because I've been playing there alot
I'm playing pretty well these days
He keeps calling me a hacker and keeps kicking me and the occasional ban flys in as well
Since he's too stupid to handle his own server, he can't even perm. ban me and even if he did, since the server host is kinda...stupid.. whenever the server restarts all bans are removed
got to the point where alot of people hate me and two friends of mine
people of the owners clan keep calling me hacker and speedhacker and other stuff
claims he saw me hacking a couple of times
still keep playing..no hacks.. obviously
one day a hacker joins the server, keeps critting, no spread, speedhacks etc..
say something like: Now this is a hacker!
Who?
That guy!
No he's not hacking, he's playing the game for real, shut up you ******* hacker
Mfw
#6 - johndapro (05/07/2013) [-]
Everyone worse then me is a noob, and everyone better then me is a hacker
Everyone worse then me is a noob, and everyone better then me is a hacker
#46 - Nameloc (05/07/2013) [-]
>be playing CS:GO
>start of round
>notice one guy on enemy team only gets headshots/ hasn't died
>maybe it's just luck?
>a few rounds later
>"lucky guy" walks into a group of my 6 teammates
> ******* 6 headshots in a row in less than a second
>very ********** ....
>look at steam profile
>VAC bans on record
>finally call him out for hacking for votekick
>get people saying " **** YOU IT'S JUST LUCK ******* NOOBS CAN'T DEAL WITH GOOD PLAYERS, I'VE SEEN GOOD PLAYERS GET LIKE 8+ HEADSHOTS IN A SECOND SO WHAT, ****** "
>MFW the "lucky guy" later stated he was hacking and left
#47 - evilwheatleycore (05/07/2013) [-]
>Playing L4D2   
>Join random game   
>Kick within 10 seconds of joining   
>MFW
>Playing L4D2
>Join random game
>Kick within 10 seconds of joining
>MFW
User avatar #20 - goldenglimmer (05/07/2013) [+] (5 replies)
It's a total ego-trip until you get kicked from the game.
Smell that? It's story time.

>Be me, 18 years old, active lifter.
>Years of experience, had gotten good at playing around with body/fat percentage.
>Also from a family of monsters, so it would seem I had a genetic predispostion to muscle gain (unfortunately fat gain as well, but not relevant).
>Enter a serious bulking period, really disciplined too, getting major results.
>After about a month, I get contacted by my Norwegian teacher.
>"I've spoken to your gym teacher, and she says you seem to be gaining a lot of muscle lately".
>Thanks for noticing.
>"We're all a bit worried about you, goldenglimmer, and I'd like to talk to you about the dangers of steroids".
>Yeah thanks, but no thanks. Never touched the stuff, never will. Protein and fish oil ftw.
>mfw is the content.
>Still won't drop the case, and I get talked to on multiple occasions by multiple teachers.
>Finally seems to ease off.
>Flash forward a week later.
>Meet Spanish teacher at the gym, talk to him a bit, decide to show off some of my progress with the weights.

cont.
User avatar #29 to #21 - thisisestonia (05/07/2013) [-]
great story but i got a feeling that this doesn't belong here.
#43 - motherduck ONLINE (05/07/2013) [+] (5 replies)
>Playing BF3
>Rush
>Kharg Island
>Take boat to left hand side of the MCOMS.
>Knife 2 snipers on a hill
>Flank 5 guys guarding a MCOM Station
>Arm A
>Feck off to B
>Arm B
>Kill 6 guys defending both of them
>Move up to take next 2
>DJ 4DM1N steals one of our jeeps
>Use SMAW
>Killed the DJ 4DM1N
>Banned
>Get message
>"u fukin hacker **** off batti boi"
>MFW rules said no vehicle stealing
User avatar #25 - moevleboevle (05/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I once used a glitch to get a huge amount of kills in BF3. I don't know what happened but when I got shot by an enemy I suddenly changed team which for some reason made me be active on both teams so I could now kill my enemy team but not be killed by any of them. as the bad person I am I used it and dominated everything for the rest of the round. It was in Grand Bazahr btw so there was almost nowhere to run
#58 - devout feminist (05/07/2013) [-]
i played tf2 the other day.

a guy called a spy a hacker because the spy was invisible...
#49 - joktapuss (05/07/2013) [-]
>playin TF2   
>Join random mvm server   
>connected, walk out of the spawn with upgrades as pyro   
>walk onto teleporter and wait   
>Engineer destroys tele   
>Everyone in the chat is saying "what the 						****					 is he doing" and "is he retarded?"   
>Get kicked for absolutely  nothing   
>MFW
>playin TF2
>Join random mvm server
>connected, walk out of the spawn with upgrades as pyro
>walk onto teleporter and wait
>Engineer destroys tele
>Everyone in the chat is saying "what the **** is he doing" and "is he retarded?"
>Get kicked for absolutely nothing
>MFW
#17 - habarotta (05/07/2013) [+] (9 replies)
I actually got banned on league of legends. I had flat ad runes on shyvana (+22) ran exhaust and ignite and started with 2 long swords on TT. The report said: "very very very very op early, he used hacks his teammate told, ULTIMATE DAMAGE"
I actually got banned on league of legends. I had flat ad runes on shyvana (+22) ran exhaust and ignite and started with 2 long swords on TT. The report said: "very very very very op early, he used hacks his teammate told, ULTIMATE DAMAGE"
User avatar #26 to #17 - admiralen (05/07/2013) [-]
no, they reported you cause youre an idiot
#59 - zorororonoa (05/07/2013) [-]
>Playing BF3
>Rush
>Forget the map
>Our team is losing
>DJ 4DM1N is on our team
>he is doing the worst
>I'm doing ok, third best on the team
>bitchin to us to pick up our game and that we ******* suck
>call him out saying that he is doing the worst
>get banned for calling out DJ 4DM1N's ********
>MFW
#57 - ahjesusfukdme (05/07/2013) [-]
>playing gears of war 3
>warzone
>4v1 (myself being 1)
>Kill one guy in gnasher battle
>pick up his sawed off
>Down next guy with hammerburst and wait
>here comes both his teamates to pick him up
>run over to the downed dude and 2 guys trying to pick him up
>triple kill one sawed off shot
>called hacker rest of the game
>MFW
#74 - devout feminist (05/07/2013) [-]
How you feel when you realize you're a virgin gamer nerd.
#62 - nocta (05/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
actually i hate this, i used to play combat arms and almost every game they call me a hacker, and kick me out of the game, i stoped playing it cause it became anoying, now i just play league of legends

pic unrelated
#52 - auda (05/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I actually had to rebuy Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare because they kept banning me from server. I never hacked nor broke a rule. Most of the ban reasons were that I was hacking or using glitches.

#73 - caplav (05/07/2013) [-]
that was ******* funny
User avatar #69 - jakeofthesnakes (05/07/2013) [-]
>Playing MSO
>Join squad
>Take command of chopper
>Be on Birdseye patrol
>Take missile straight to nose of chopper
> ************ .jpg
>Slowly control the helicopter to ground
>Me and partner live
> **** yeah
User avatar #68 - xsap (05/07/2013) [-]
when i play a FPS i'm not winning untill the people on the other team rage..

last night i was playing TF2 an engineer with a mini-sentry, managed to dominate 7...

the butthurt in the chatbox was too strong....


are you prod of me now, dad?
#10 - tunotoo (05/07/2013) [-]
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