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Men

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#40 - EdwardNigma (05/07/2013) [-]
Groceries for 30 dollars?

Jesus christ, those must be some cheap as **** groceries.
User avatar #9 - KillerKlownKKK (05/07/2013) [-]
My Wife's the same way. She's a Paramedic. Deals with Gunshot victims car crashes kids being killed by abusive parents. She's a stone she'll patch anyone up anytime anyplace. Once had her hand in a 3 year old girl's neck holding the artery closed for 13 minutes. I was opening a bag of M&Ms with a hunting knife and slipped damn near cutting my thumb off. She puked. Couldn't even hold my thumb in place for me while I drove to the ER. The Dr. there said it's way different with family but IDK I thought there were going to be some advantages to living with a paramedic. LOL
#14 to #9 - Rascal (05/07/2013) [-]
Murica'
User avatar #26 to #9 - thechosentroll (05/07/2013) [-]
Hey, atleast it means she really cares about you.
User avatar #51 to #26 - KillerKlownKKK (05/07/2013) [-]
Yep that's how I knew we would be together forever. We've been going strong as hell for 10+ years I don't see anything slowing up anytime soon
#8 - crusty (05/07/2013) [-]
I'm the exact ******* opposite. No wonder i'm always getting fired..
User avatar #23 to #8 - starshroom (05/07/2013) [-]
your day of glory will come :)
User avatar #33 to #8 - TheBigGummyBear ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
On the bright side you'll be the world's most wanted room mate, except the part where you can't pay rent for being fired all the time lol
#6 - motherfuckingkenji (05/07/2013) [-]
FIxed.









I bet no one was surprised to see this.
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#19 to #6 - youngchief (05/07/2013) [-]
not even a little
#39 to #6 - meuk (05/07/2013) [-]
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#27 - tcald (05/07/2013) [-]
MFW my name is Tyler.
MFW my name is Tyler.
User avatar #30 to #27 - ghettograndpa (05/07/2013) [-]
are you at daycare?
#31 to #30 - tcald (05/07/2013) [-]
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#28 to #27 - tcald (05/07/2013) [-]
MFW when I realize how long ago pre-school was and how my childhood is over and I'll never have an assigned cubby or an assigned square on the magic carpet again.
MFW when I realize how long ago pre-school was and how my childhood is over and I'll never have an assigned cubby or an assigned square on the magic carpet again.
#42 - stealthnull (05/07/2013) [-]
What i see is, a few men with really high-paying jobs that take a lot of brain power....so being absent minded at home, really not that crazy or bad.
What i see is, a few men with really high-paying jobs that take a lot of brain power....so being absent minded at home, really not that crazy or bad.
User avatar #46 - Smidgit (05/07/2013) [-]
me, journalist, can ask many interveiw questions eloquently
me, at a restaurant DO YOU SERVE FOOD
#49 to #46 - Chitzu (05/07/2013) [-]
That made me laugh. :)
That made me laugh. :)
User avatar #38 - graphenz (05/07/2013) [-]
30$ on groceries a week :o that's not a lot
User avatar #24 - oceanfrank (05/07/2013) [-]
My Mom: She owns a Landscaping/Gardening business, "Ok so we have mulch for the fletchers, we need 5 new pines for the smiths, we have to rake the new zen garden installed in that house in Greenwich, and we also need 15 new bushes for the rest of the houses. Let's not forget our 50 order of tulip bulbs i know exactly how many for each house."

When is comes to viewing netflix and I just so happen to be back from university, "oceanfrank, how do you press play with? Also how do I make it widescreen?" It's not just once though, it's EVERY ******* TIME she tries to watch netflix on the xbox.
User avatar #4 - captainfuckitall (05/07/2013) [-]
I remember hearing somewhere that if you meet someone of great talent in person, say, an awesome comedian, and talk to them, you'll find very quickly that they aren't actually funny in casual conversation. The reason why is because they devote all their skill and talent to their work and only their work, rather than letting it flow out everywhere they go

Point is, that's probably why someone like an engineer who is an expert in their craft will not be able to figure out something so simple at home
#20 - Spikeydeath (05/07/2013) [-]
I can negotiate a deal for real estate like nothing else
try that with my girlfriend ill get hit
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User avatar #32 to #2 - wizlock (05/07/2013) [-]
wtf is this **** someone explain in to me
User avatar #36 to #32 - TheBigGummyBear ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
This ******* read it from left to right, and not like a panel comic, obviously nobody would read like that he's just trying to be funny.
User avatar #44 to #36 - redtooth (05/07/2013) [-]
Nope, he copied the text off the automatic FJ text reader (the lightbulb underneath the text).
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User avatar #5 to #2 - chiktikkavaspaus (05/07/2013) [-]
Oh boy, that's hilarious! I sure do hope that you get overwhelmed with green thumbs because you're hilarious!
#12 to #5 - restart (05/07/2013) [-]
What am I missing? What the hell is that supposed to be?
User avatar #13 to #12 - fistoftheaxis (05/07/2013) [-]
Nothing. Just forget you even saw it. Hopefully, in a week or two it'll pass and you don't have to suffer the unfunny attempts at humour.
#43 to #2 - Rascal (05/07/2013) [-]
ITT: FJ bandwagoning

what a surprise

I don't think half these people have even caught on to the existence of the extracted text
User avatar #45 to #2 - snaresinger (05/07/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk: they'll think your ****** jokes are funny when they see green, and the moment they see red, they will rape you to hell. Holy **** guys, learn to be a little independent.
#3 to #2 - retris (05/07/2013) [-]
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#15 to #3 - localcatbarber (05/07/2013) [-]
Just two posts ago, it appeared to still be funny. Strange how things change.
Just two posts ago, it appeared to still be funny. Strange how things change.
User avatar #25 to #15 - masterfuck (05/07/2013) [-]
Not really. It's all about the few first persons thumbing the comment. And then the rest just joins the bandwagon.
User avatar #29 to #25 - beatmasterz (05/07/2013) [-]
Goddamnit I'm starting to hate the word "bandwagon"
#41 to #29 - Rascal (05/07/2013) [-]
if that wasn't the principle fj operated on it would be less annoying
#34 to #3 - trollzorr (05/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #17 to #3 - paiwithapple (05/07/2013) [-]
THE DEAD HORSE SHALL NOT STAY UNBEATEN!
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