Facts!. .. I call on the bug one, thats at least a bug a day. Facts! I call on the bug one thats at least a day
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#3 - nicopwnz
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(05/06/2013) [-]
I call ******** on the bug one, thats at least a bug a day.
#7 to #3 - curses
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(05/06/2013) [-]
I'd also call bs on the farting part. I do not fart like a machinegun every day. You'd have to be having some major gasses in your stomach to produce that amount of gas.

Also for the snot part as well. My nose today is now just fine. So I don't think I swallow any snot today. Even when it's quite runny I doubt it's 1 liter. I can barely get that amount out too.
#39 to #7 - ilovehitler
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(05/07/2013) [-]
Who said it was your snot?
#4 to #3 - anon
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(05/06/2013) [-]
Spiders and other bugs/insects climb in your mouth when you sleep and you swallow/eat them
#5 to #4 - andreewkun ONLINE
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(05/06/2013) [-]
**andreewkun rolled a random image posted in comment #4182916 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **What about ants? Usually I find them on my sugar...   
And Im too lazy to take them out, so what the hell!
**andreewkun rolled a random image posted in comment #4182916 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **What about ants? Usually I find them on my sugar...
And Im too lazy to take them out, so what the hell!
#10 to #4 - ilovemyguns
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(05/06/2013) [-]
that would mean more than one bug a day climbs in to my mouth while I'm asleep, which I highly doubt.
#177 to #4 - lillamy
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(05/07/2013) [-]
That has been proven false.
#14 to #3 - anon
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(05/06/2013) [-]
yup it's true actually, diary containing most of the insects (don't ask me how).
#15 to #14 - nicopwnz
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(05/06/2013) [-]
I hate it when bugs get in my diary. Makes each page harder to chew.
#23 to #15 - blewws
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(05/06/2013) [-]
Out of context, this is one of the strangest things I've ever read.
Out of context, this is one of the strangest things I've ever read.
#25 to #23 - nicopwnz
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(05/06/2013) [-]
maybe someone will roll it
#49 to #25 - greenstrongworld
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(05/07/2013) [-]
This is true optimism.
#179 to #25 - zhooker
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#44 to #3 - fourthusername
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(05/07/2013) [-]
I'm thinking you may be right but consider really tiny bugs like fleas that could hop into your mouth without notice
#106 to #3 - anon
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(05/07/2013) [-]
Acutally, you eat them on food. Like candy bars and stuff.
#147 to #3 - anon
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(05/07/2013) [-]
I assume you eat food, correct? Well you should know that there are over 17 quadrillion flys in the world and that they lay their larvae on your food DAILY. Those larvae contain maggots and maggots are a type of insect or 'bug', and even if you manage to get through a day without eating any maggots flys lay 75-150 larvae when they do indeed lay their eggs on your food so that's more than "A bug a day" .
Good day to you sir.
#151 to #3 - anon
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(05/07/2013) [-]
Did you even consider bugs that get into things like wheat in your cereal when they're being harvested? Also they didn't specify how large of bugs. For all we know, the bugs could be smaller than a house fly.
#170 to #3 - suitcasethinker
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(05/07/2013) [-]
You swallow spiders when you sleep.
#52 to #3 - megusters
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(05/07/2013) [-]
Many food products are processed with insect and bug parts. For example, red food coloring is created by extracts of beetle shells.
#17 to #3 - onceman
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(05/06/2013) [-]
The BFAP (i think it's them) allows a certain amount of bug parts in food.
#12 to #3 - faktura
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(05/06/2013) [-]
Consider the following:


You eat stuff made from wheat, maze etc. it is harvested with giant machine, which also kills and sucks up the insects sitting on it. It is what is called "natural contaminants"

You eat small amount of insects and rodent hair in your food all the time.
#96 to #12 - anon
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(05/07/2013) [-]
Didn't think there was some intelligent life on this website, thank you. You restored some faith in humanity.
#169 to #96 - admiralen
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(05/07/2013) [-]
and you proved youre an idiot by saying that
#6 to #3 - kikisu
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(05/06/2013) [-]
In all the food we eat, there's a small amount of bug parts that are allowed to be in them. So maybe they're counting that?
#171 to #6 - edcbbiii
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(05/07/2013) [-]
i'd say it's probably counted from the purple/dark red food dye in foods we eat, which is just made from the juice of crushed bug called a cochineal
i'd say it's probably counted from the purple/dark red food dye in foods we eat, which is just made from the juice of crushed bug called a cochineal
#22 to #3 - trivdiego
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(05/06/2013) [-]
actually theres just this one day when you eat a ******* of bugs. science still cant explain why
#24 - chriscrossed
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#58 to #24 - SuperFunnyJunker
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#141 to #24 - enlil
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(05/07/2013) [-]
jesus christ how horrifying
jesus christ how horrifying
#159 to #141 - anon
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(05/07/2013) [-]
still fapped
#28 to #24 - equinoxxa
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#27 - taye
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(05/06/2013) [-]
litre of snot eh?
litre of snot eh?
#36 to #27 - EatyourChau
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(05/07/2013) [-]
can someone create a gif with just the gorilla to the left?
#54 to #36 - doctorpibber
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#104 - frickersticker
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#152 to #62 - anon
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They're probably talking about the fight or flight response. I'm pretty sure that when adrenaline is released in your body, your pupils dilate so you can focus better on what's in front of you.
#174 to #62 - starshroom
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(05/07/2013) [-]
you get pretty ****** focused when you're scared...
#65 to #62 - jazzspeaks
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(05/07/2013) [-]
That's not the inability to respond naturally to fear, that's the inability to write a ******* story.
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#88 - eatingbiscuits
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(05/07/2013) [-]
Was that actual tiger **** in the litter box?
Was that actual tiger **** in the litter box?

#95 to #88 - soopergrover
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(05/07/2013) [-]
Here we are, learning crazy facts.

And there's you, curious about tiger ****.
#122 to #95 - koga
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(05/07/2013) [-]
..a simple yes or no would do

...so is it?
#138 to #122 - DivineInfinity
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(05/07/2013) [-]
I don't think it's real. A stinky, not hygienic but accessible to children piece of expensive rare poo wouldn't help get their point across.
#139 to #138 - koga
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(05/07/2013) [-]
no **** (pun) we all know that :P

so how was your day sir?
#140 to #139 - DivineInfinity
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(05/07/2013) [-]
It's 9:47 here. My day's just starting. Of to school in 15 minutes
#145 to #140 - koga
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(05/07/2013) [-]
sorry, sorry, i didnt know
#38 - femf
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(05/07/2013) [-]
**femf rolled a random image posted in comment #4235504 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** so does this mean clowns under the influence of marijuana are more scarier than the normal ones
#48 to #38 - laffingninja
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(05/07/2013) [-]
It is time!
#74 to #48 - jafkdb
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#56 to #48 - thebigcountry
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#61 to #56 - HellsSponge
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#84 to #61 - hypocritical
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#90 to #84 - johnnygat
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#183 to #90 - hypocritical
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#11 - sabat **User deleted account**
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#30 to #11 - sebsebsebh
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(05/07/2013) [-]
I think your body recycles much of it, as in you are swallowing the same material multiple times in a day.
#50 to #11 - anon
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(05/07/2013) [-]
It may not produce that much in your nose but you realize mucus is the lubricant of your body. it lines your throat and colon naturally.
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#110 to #75 - suviluer
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(05/07/2013) [-]
see comment 109
#78 to #11 - anon
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(05/07/2013) [-]
Who said the snot belonged to you?
#19 to #11 - violentpixi
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(05/06/2013) [-]
I think it means phlegm in general.
In a way, kids eating their bogeys are being very efficient and insctuous, sending the germs caught in snot to their stomachs to be dissolved in acid.
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#21 to #20 - violentpixi
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(05/06/2013) [-]
Phlegm and snot are both mucus. I'm pretty sure no one cares much about the difference between the two, snot is just a funnier word.
#109 to #11 - suviluer
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(05/07/2013) [-]
You do produce all that mucus, your nose is not the only place in the pulmonary system that produces mucus, your whole system produces the same mucus, the difference is that the mucus produced on the lower pulmonary system is push by the epithelium to your esophagus without you even realizing it, you can produce a lot more than a liter too, and also, your salivary glands are technically, producing mucus as well, some are serous like the parotid, but the sublingual and submandibular and the minor glands produce a higher amount of mucus. And last but not least MUCUS is a secretion whose main component is carbohydrates and glycoproteins!! THAT'S THE MEANING! SO PHLEGM AND MUCUS AND SNOT ARE THE SAME THING! the only difference is where they come from. (source: me, a med student, dont believe me, look it up, you'll see im right)
#181 to #109 - violentpixi
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(05/07/2013) [-]
I'm glad intellectual debate is arising from snot.
#160 to #109 - anon
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(05/07/2013) [-]
Snot is defined as Nasal mucus.
As in, mucus from the nose.
All snot is mucus, but not all mucus is snot.
#33 - felixfj
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