Facts!. . mun mum. I call on the bug one, thats at least a bug a day.
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#27 - taye (05/06/2013) [-]
litre of snot eh?
litre of snot eh?
#36 to #27 - EatyourChau (05/07/2013) [-]
can someone create a gif with just the gorilla to the left?
#88 - eatingbiscuits (05/07/2013) [-]
Was that actual tiger 			****		 in the litter box?
Was that actual tiger **** in the litter box?

User avatar #95 to #88 - soopergrover (05/07/2013) [-]
Here we are, learning crazy facts.

And there's you, curious about tiger **** .
User avatar #122 to #95 - koga (05/07/2013) [-]
..a simple yes or no would do

...so is it?
User avatar #138 to #122 - DivineInfinity ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
I don't think it's real. A stinky, not hygienic but accessible to children piece of expensive rare poo wouldn't help get their point across.
User avatar #139 to #138 - koga (05/07/2013) [-]
no **** (pun) we all know that :P

so how was your day sir?
#140 to #139 - DivineInfinity ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
It's 9:47 here. My day's just starting. Of to school in 15 minutes
User avatar #145 to #140 - koga (05/07/2013) [-]
sorry, sorry, i didnt know
#24 - chriscrossed (05/06/2013) [-]
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#141 to #24 - enlil (05/07/2013) [-]
jesus christ how horrifying
jesus christ how horrifying
#159 to #141 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
still fapped
#3 - nicopwnz (05/06/2013) [-]
I call ******** on the bug one, thats at least a bug a day.
#7 to #3 - curses (05/06/2013) [-]
I'd also call bs on the farting part. I do not fart like a machinegun every day. You'd have to be having some major gasses in your stomach to produce that amount of gas.

Also for the snot part as well. My nose today is now just fine. So I don't think I swallow any snot today. Even when it's quite runny I doubt it's 1 liter. I can barely get that amount out too.
User avatar #39 to #7 - ilovehitler (05/07/2013) [-]
Who said it was your snot?
#44 to #3 - fourthusername (05/07/2013) [-]
I'm thinking you may be right but consider really tiny bugs like fleas that could hop into your mouth without notice
#147 to #3 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
I assume you eat food, correct? Well you should know that there are over 17 quadrillion flys in the world and that they lay their larvae on your food DAILY. Those larvae contain maggots and maggots are a type of insect or 'bug', and even if you manage to get through a day without eating any maggots flys lay 75-150 larvae when they do indeed lay their eggs on your food so that's more than "A bug a day" .
Good day to you sir.
#151 to #3 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
Did you even consider bugs that get into things like wheat in your cereal when they're being harvested? Also they didn't specify how large of bugs. For all we know, the bugs could be smaller than a house fly.
#4 to #3 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
Spiders and other bugs/insects climb in your mouth when you sleep and you swallow/eat them
#5 to #4 - andreewkun (05/06/2013) [-]
**andreewkun rolled a random image posted in comment #4182916 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **What about ants? Usually I find them on my sugar...   
And Im too lazy to take them out, so what the hell!
**andreewkun rolled a random image posted in comment #4182916 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **What about ants? Usually I find them on my sugar...
And Im too lazy to take them out, so what the hell!
User avatar #10 to #4 - ilovemyguns ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
that would mean more than one bug a day climbs in to my mouth while I'm asleep, which I highly doubt.
User avatar #177 to #4 - lillamy (05/07/2013) [-]
That has been proven false.
User avatar #170 to #3 - suitcasethinker (05/07/2013) [-]
You swallow spiders when you sleep.
#14 to #3 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
yup it's true actually, diary containing most of the insects (don't ask me how).
User avatar #15 to #14 - nicopwnz (05/06/2013) [-]
I hate it when bugs get in my diary. Makes each page harder to chew.
#23 to #15 - blewws (05/06/2013) [-]
Out of context, this is one of the strangest things I've ever read.
Out of context, this is one of the strangest things I've ever read.
User avatar #25 to #23 - nicopwnz (05/06/2013) [-]
maybe someone will roll it
User avatar #49 to #25 - greenstrongworld (05/07/2013) [-]
This is true optimism.
User avatar #52 to #3 - megusters ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
Many food products are processed with insect and bug parts. For example, red food coloring is created by extracts of beetle shells.
#106 to #3 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
Acutally, you eat them on food. Like candy bars and stuff.
User avatar #17 to #3 - onceman (05/06/2013) [-]
The BFAP (i think it's them) allows a certain amount of bug parts in food.
User avatar #6 to #3 - kikisu (05/06/2013) [-]
In all the food we eat, there's a small amount of bug parts that are allowed to be in them. So maybe they're counting that?
#171 to #6 - edcbbiii (05/07/2013) [-]
i'd say it's probably counted from the purple/dark red food dye in foods we eat, which is just made from the juice of crushed bug called a cochineal
i'd say it's probably counted from the purple/dark red food dye in foods we eat, which is just made from the juice of crushed bug called a cochineal
User avatar #12 to #3 - faktura (05/06/2013) [-]
Consider the following:


You eat stuff made from wheat, maze etc. it is harvested with giant machine, which also kills and sucks up the insects sitting on it. It is what is called "natural contaminants"

You eat small amount of insects and rodent hair in your food all the time.
#96 to #12 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
Didn't think there was some intelligent life on this website, thank you. You restored some faith in humanity.
User avatar #169 to #96 - admiralen (05/07/2013) [-]
and you proved youre an idiot by saying that
User avatar #22 to #3 - trivdiego (05/06/2013) [-]
actually theres just this one day when you eat a ******* of bugs. science still cant explain why
#38 - femf (05/07/2013) [-]
**femf rolled a random image posted in comment #4235504 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** so does this mean clowns under the influence of marijuana are more scarier than the normal ones
#48 to #38 - laffingninja (05/07/2013) [-]
It is time!
#33 - felixfj (05/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #174 to #62 - starshroom (05/07/2013) [-]
you get pretty ****** focused when you're scared...
#152 to #62 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
They're probably talking about the fight or flight response. I'm pretty sure that when adrenaline is released in your body, your pupils dilate so you can focus better on what's in front of you.
User avatar #65 to #62 - jazzspeaks (05/07/2013) [-]
That's not the inability to respond naturally to fear, that's the inability to write a ******* story.
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#9 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
I seriously doubt clown fear is more common than spider, snake or even DOG fear. Once you get people to answer seriously to a survey, that is.
#116 - radahad (05/07/2013) [-]
I fart a lot more than 14 times a day. Sometimes, 14 times an hour.
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User avatar #19 to #11 - violentpixi (05/06/2013) [-]
I think it means phlegm in general.
In a way, kids eating their bogeys are being very efficient and insctuous, sending the germs caught in snot to their stomachs to be dissolved in acid.
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User avatar #21 to #20 - violentpixi (05/06/2013) [-]
Phlegm and snot are both mucus. I'm pretty sure no one cares much about the difference between the two, snot is just a funnier word.
#50 to #11 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
It may not produce that much in your nose but you realize mucus is the lubricant of your body. it lines your throat and colon naturally.
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User avatar #110 to #75 - suviluer (05/07/2013) [-]
see comment 109
#78 to #11 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
Who said the snot belonged to you?
User avatar #109 to #11 - suviluer (05/07/2013) [-]
You do produce all that mucus, your nose is not the only place in the pulmonary system that produces mucus, your whole system produces the same mucus, the difference is that the mucus produced on the lower pulmonary system is push by the epithelium to your esophagus without you even realizing it, you can produce a lot more than a liter too, and also, your salivary glands are technically, producing mucus as well, some are serous like the parotid, but the sublingual and submandibular and the minor glands produce a higher amount of mucus. And last but not least MUCUS is a secretion whose main component is carbohydrates and glycoproteins!! THAT'S THE MEANING! SO PHLEGM AND MUCUS AND SNOT ARE THE SAME THING! the only difference is where they come from. (source: me, a med student, dont believe me, look it up, you'll see im right)
#160 to #109 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
Snot is defined as Nasal mucus.
As in, mucus from the nose.
All snot is mucus, but not all mucus is snot.
User avatar #181 to #109 - violentpixi (05/07/2013) [-]
I'm glad intellectual debate is arising from snot.
#30 to #11 - sebsebsebh (05/07/2013) [-]
I think your body recycles much of it, as in you are swallowing the same material multiple times in a day.
#120 - psugo (05/07/2013) [-]
I just spent a minute looking for something witty in this, thought it was a separate image...
#71 - grandogger (05/07/2013) [-]
If I fart in a balloon, will it float?
User avatar #72 to #71 - destaice (05/07/2013) [-]
A fart is mostly methane which is lighter than air.

So it should float, but not well.
#79 to #72 - llamasandwhich (05/07/2013) [-]
**llamasandwhich rolled a random image posted in comment #1860408 at Friendly **
Slowly

just the way I like it
#47 - leveltwowizard (05/07/2013) [-]
Jesus pogosticking Christ that's horrifying!
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#156 to #149 - lordaurion (05/07/2013) [-]
Ahahaha Oh wait you're serious. The bug one is perfectly believable. You probably don't eat whole bugs at once but you certainly eat enough parts to make up whole bugs. There is literally an allowed amount of bug parts for almost every food item you can buy.
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User avatar #157 to #149 - nephritho (05/07/2013) [-]
Well consider the following.
The insect fragments that "accidentally" fall in food and get mixed.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Food_Defect_Action_Levels.
But yeah the tale about spiders crawling in your mouth when sleeping is a big old wives tale.
User avatar #80 - beavatonn (05/07/2013) [-]
******** . girls dont fart.
User avatar #41 - ohnomynamedoesntfi (05/07/2013) [-]
The majority of these 'facts' are ******** .
User avatar #42 to #41 - multimedia (05/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, seriously. I got a few through and though "But....that's not even remotely true."
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