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Windows 95

It is Now Safe to Turn Off Your Computer

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Welcome to Windows
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in the last six months.. 14 people from yehr Next Tip i
tawn have been reported missing. -
You haven’ t checked yehr Recycle Bin in
about that long.
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Welcome
Welcome to Windows
V/ hat' s Llew l
l) Did yd" know, Eonline Registration l
A small needle at the base of yehr menee has Next Tip i
been gradually collecting yehr blood. -
The backup is almost complete.
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Welcome
Welcome to Windows
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l) if yen listen CLOUDS. ME) backwards.. yen (inline Registration i
will sleep and have an amazing dream. -
in it.. ene by me. yen meet the Microsoft .
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Finally.. yen get Mr. Gates. You reach ent
shake his hand, but instead.. he puts eema-
thing in yehr palm. He smiles. You wake up.
in yehr hand will be a small, white egg.
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Welcome
Welcome to Windows
V/ hat' s Llew l
l) Did yd" know, Eonline Registration l
Your Internet connection is working fine.: Next Tip i
Ne ene melee yehr because there -
is ene left.
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Welcome
Welcome to Windows
V/ hat' s Llew l
l) Did yd" know, Eonline Registration l
Touch yew moniter. it is warm. like flesh. Next Tip i
But it is net flesh. -
Not yet.
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Submitted: 05/06/2013
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User avatar #2 - occamsrazor (05/07/2013) [+] (5 replies)
im baked and the ******* last one freaked me the **** out
#17 - soopergrover (05/07/2013) [-]
And BAM! You're pregnant with Bill Gates' baby.
#16 - bloodyshart (05/07/2013) [+] (10 replies)
User avatar #3 - bakonforall (05/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
my monitor is cold.
#7 - funnyfuuuuuu (05/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fp8e-GQ4Fi0

This actually sounds amazing.
User avatar #1 - XxElJuegoxX ONLINE (05/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That Clouds.mid one sounds like the beginning of an epic adventure
User avatar #34 - hippymofuka (05/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
havent been on FJ for a bit, what's up with the descriptions?
User avatar #37 to #34 - loonytic **User deleted account** (05/07/2013) [-]
Terrible text recognition software
User avatar #13 - armydwang (05/07/2013) [-]
"Show the V/ elcome Semen next time yen start V/ endows"

Wut?
#42 - neoexdeath ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
...Um, random question, but I happen to use something other then my hand to work the mouse...and I'm pretty sure this falls under rape.
...Um, random question, but I happen to use something other then my hand to work the mouse...and I'm pretty sure this falls under rape.
#38 - grimmwaters ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #11 - theist (05/07/2013) [-]
disturbing as ****




I like it
User avatar #10 - theexo (05/07/2013) [-]
seems like a SCP to me
User avatar #43 - garin (05/07/2013) [-]
So much semen in the description...
User avatar #45 - takeaseat (05/07/2013) [-]
These things are awesome.
#44 - anonymous (05/07/2013) [-]
Read that in GLaDOS's voice.
User avatar #41 - anonomoz ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
what the hell do the desc mean?
#19 - anonymous (05/07/2013) [-]
Show the V/ elcome Semen next time yen start V/ endows
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