Whores and Cops. . The girl says "Oh uhhuh, wait a minute'. Wait a minute! Just because I' m dressed this way does mat make me a where!" Which is true. Gentleme dave chapelle
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Whores and Cops

The girl says "Oh uhhuh, wait a minute'. Wait a
minute! Just because I' m dressed this way
does mat make me a where!" Which is true.
Gentlemen, that is true. Just because they
dress a certain way deosn' t mean they are a
certain way. Den' t ever forget it. But ladies,
yeu must understand that is *******
confusing. " Just is. Now that would be like
me, Dave Chappelle, the comedian, walking
down the street in a cop uniform. memebr_ _ .
might we up en me, saying,
Oh, thank God. Officer, help
us! Come en. They' re over
because thm dressed this way
does net make me a police
officer!" See what I mean? Alt
right, ladies, fine. You are not
a where. But yen are wearing f
a where' s uniform.
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User avatar #50 to #5 - mcrut (05/07/2013) [-]
All three men in black movies*
User avatar #17 - studbeefpile (05/07/2013) [-]
"Chivalry is dead."

*applause*

".........And women killed it."

*Thunderous applause*
User avatar #45 to #17 - timmywankenobi ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
"And now a new order will rise an empire in which no woman will ever have to take responsibility for herself ever again !"
#25 to #17 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
So this is how chivalry dies, with thunderous applause.
#1 - iamtheblackgoat (05/06/2013) [-]
Such an absolutely perfect post
#23 to #1 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
black goat!

bro how's the family?! I havn't seen you since that post about the switch-a-roo
#37 - sirbustyabals (05/07/2013) [-]
Still waiting for Dave Chappelle to come back.
#4 - hertogrick (05/06/2013) [-]
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#9 - natethehunter **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#16 - thehornedking (05/07/2013) [-]
I'm Rick James, bitch!
I'm Rick James, bitch!
#10 - mootfourchan (05/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #7 - lunacy (05/06/2013) [-]
I don't understand why girls dress a certain way and then complain about the kind of attention it gets them. Like, when girls wear low cut shirts and then get all huffy when they catch a guy looking. I mean, I'm a straight female and I can't help but look. Boobs are pretty hypnotic, yo.
Also, why are you bitching anyway? He likes what he sees, take it as a compliment honey, I know I do.
#41 to #7 - bkceallaigh (05/07/2013) [-]
I get what you're saying, totally, but I have my own little annoyance. I have larger breasts, so undershirts don't really cover anything when I wear certain shirts, it looks like I'm TRYING to show off the girls. I don't want to just wear T-Shirts all of the time, but when I dress up I get negative attention. So yeah, looking is fine, just be sure you check out the face first! There's a difference between dressing up so guys can look at you, and dressing up to look nice. Slutty outfits are the only ones that should apply! (:
I get what you're saying, totally, but I have my own little annoyance. I have larger breasts, so undershirts don't really cover anything when I wear certain shirts, it looks like I'm TRYING to show off the girls. I don't want to just wear T-Shirts all of the time, but when I dress up I get negative attention. So yeah, looking is fine, just be sure you check out the face first! There's a difference between dressing up so guys can look at you, and dressing up to look nice. Slutty outfits are the only ones that should apply! (:
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#54 to #52 - bkceallaigh (05/07/2013) [-]
And doesn't make you look prudish. Trying to cover them up makes you sometime look like you're trying too hard. This chick is the best example I could find. Look at them, all stuck and not able to breathe!
#8 to #7 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
That's because you don't get any actual attention.
#11 to #8 - lunacy (05/06/2013) [-]
2 sexy 4 u
I'm kidding don't hurt me.
User avatar #12 to #11 - lunacy (05/06/2013) [-]
PS. That's me ******* around and making fun of scene girls about 5 years ago, I didn't take that for this comment.
#14 to #12 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
Now i am convinced you were just taking it for this moment.

just playing, i am not anon above. lol.
#55 to #11 - aerosol (05/07/2013) [-]
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#28 to #11 - triggathepirate (05/07/2013) [-]
Jesus, work them mouth hug lips.
Jesus, work them mouth hug lips.
#38 to #28 - lunacy (05/07/2013) [-]
I don't know what you're talking about.
My lips are fine.
#31 - zetsutobi (05/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #20 - severepwner (05/07/2013) [-]
I posted this last year I think. Why didn't it succeed?
#36 to #20 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
it's honestly just chance, especially with reposts. which, if you repost, you are a bad person whose sexuality doesn't matter because it's 2013 and we don't say that anymore but seriously if you repost you are immoral and should change yourself.
#21 to #20 - jakatackka (05/07/2013) [-]
Because it was a repost that most FJ users have already seen. Reposts are a strange creature, sometimes dying of red thumbs and other times sprouting into luscious green-thumbed posts.
#24 to #21 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
your mom's a strange creature
#29 - triggathepirate (05/07/2013) [-]
MFW i'm caught staring at that whore uniform.
MFW i'm caught staring at that whore uniform.
User avatar #53 to #29 - ryanfitzy (05/07/2013) [-]
That's probably my favorite segment from Chappelle Show. "Black Bush" Oil? ..wha..Oil, you cookin' bitch?" knocks over pitcher and everyone hauls ass. LOL
#39 - doyoulikeapizza (05/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #22 - sketchysketchist (05/07/2013) [-]
Man, is dave chappelle still doing stand up? Dude's funny as hell. It's a shame he quit his show because of racism among the crew and the fact that comedy central decided to air the footage that was meant for the third season even though he said he'd never come back if they did.
#15 - rainyeyes (05/06/2013) [-]
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MFW impersonating an officer
User avatar #13 - ladyluna (05/06/2013) [-]
Oh look, this post is back. In record time, too.
User avatar #18 - KOMAFIFTYSIX (05/07/2013) [-]
Except impersonating an officer is illegal. Wearing a tube top isn't.
#26 to #18 - verby ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
its a joke
User avatar #34 to #18 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (05/07/2013) [-]
Technically, it's completely legal to wear a police officer uniform, provided you don't wear the badge or actually claim to be one.
I only know this because my friend got a uniform from the place that distributes to real cops so he could play a realistic cop in his movie.
User avatar #19 to #18 - TheRetardedEskimo (05/07/2013) [-]
That doesn't make the content any less valid.

If Hispanic individual went around in Muslim attire, everyone would assume he was a Muslim.
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