Whores and Cops. . The girl says "Oh uhhuh, wait a minute'. Wait a minute! Just because I' m dressed this way does mat make me a where!" Which is true. Gentleme dave chapelle
Upload
Login or register

Whores and Cops

The girl says "Oh uhhuh, wait a minute'. Wait a
minute! Just because I' m dressed this way
does mat make me a where!" Which is true.
Gentlemen, that is true. Just because they
dress a certain way deosn' t mean they are a
certain way. Den' t ever forget it. But ladies,
yeu must understand that is *******
confusing. " Just is. Now that would be like
me, Dave Chappelle, the comedian, walking
down the street in a cop uniform. memebr_ _ .
might we up en me, saying,
Oh, thank God. Officer, help
us! Come en. They' re over
because thm dressed this way
does net make me a police
officer!" See what I mean? Alt
right, ladies, fine. You are not
a where. But yen are wearing f
a where' s uniform.
...
+1265
Views: 46723 Submitted: 05/06/2013
Leave a comment Refresh Comments (52)
[ 52 comments ]
Anonymous comments allowed.
27 comments displayed.
#5 - Cleavland Steamer
Reply +101
(05/06/2013) [-]
#50 to #5 - mcrut
Reply +1
(05/07/2013) [-]
All three men in black movies*
#17 - studbeefpile
Reply +70
(05/07/2013) [-]
"Chivalry is dead."

*applause*

".........And women killed it."

*Thunderous applause*
#25 to #17 - anon
Reply 0
(05/07/2013) [-]
So this is how chivalry dies, with thunderous applause.
#45 to #17 - timmywankenobi ONLINE
Reply +3
(05/07/2013) [-]
"And now a new order will rise an empire in which no woman will ever have to take responsibility for herself ever again !"
#1 - iamtheblackgoat
Reply +47
(05/06/2013) [-]
Such an absolutely perfect post
#23 to #1 - anon
Reply 0
(05/07/2013) [-]
black goat!

bro how's the family?! I havn't seen you since that post about the switch-a-roo
#9 - natethehunter **User deleted account**
+16
has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - lunacy
Reply +15
(05/06/2013) [-]
I don't understand why girls dress a certain way and then complain about the kind of attention it gets them. Like, when girls wear low cut shirts and then get all huffy when they catch a guy looking. I mean, I'm a straight female and I can't help but look. Boobs are pretty hypnotic, yo.
Also, why are you bitching anyway? He likes what he sees, take it as a compliment honey, I know I do.
#8 to #7 - anon
Reply 0
(05/06/2013) [-]
That's because you don't get any actual attention.
#11 to #8 - lunacy
Reply +9
(05/06/2013) [-]
2 sexy 4 u
I'm kidding don't hurt me.
#12 to #11 - lunacy
Reply +2
(05/06/2013) [-]
PS. That's me ******* around and making fun of scene girls about 5 years ago, I didn't take that for this comment.
#14 to #12 - anon
Reply 0
(05/06/2013) [-]
Now i am convinced you were just taking it for this moment.

just playing, i am not anon above. lol.
#55 to #11 - aerosol
Reply +1
(05/07/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#28 to #11 - triggathepirate
Reply +1
(05/07/2013) [-]
Jesus, work them mouth hug lips.
Jesus, work them mouth hug lips.
#38 to #28 - lunacy
Reply +3
(05/07/2013) [-]
I don't know what you're talking about.
My lips are fine.
#41 to #7 - bkceallaigh
Reply +2
(05/07/2013) [-]
I get what you're saying, totally, but I have my own little annoyance. I have larger breasts, so undershirts don't really cover anything when I wear certain shirts, it looks like I'm TRYING to show off the girls. I don't want to just wear T-Shirts all of the time, but when I dress up I get negative attention. So yeah, looking is fine, just be sure you check out the face first! There's a difference between dressing up so guys can look at you, and dressing up to look nice. Slutty outfits are the only ones that should apply! (:
I get what you're saying, totally, but I have my own little annoyance. I have larger breasts, so undershirts don't really cover anything when I wear certain shirts, it looks like I'm TRYING to show off the girls. I don't want to just wear T-Shirts all of the time, but when I dress up I get negative attention. So yeah, looking is fine, just be sure you check out the face first! There's a difference between dressing up so guys can look at you, and dressing up to look nice. Slutty outfits are the only ones that should apply! (:
#52 to #41 - askinnywhiteboy **User deleted account**
+1
has deleted their comment [-]
#54 to #52 - bkceallaigh
Reply +2
(05/07/2013) [-]
And doesn't make you look prudish. Trying to cover them up makes you sometime look like you're trying too hard. This chick is the best example I could find. Look at them, all stuck and not able to breathe!
#37 - sirbustyabals
Reply +13
(05/07/2013) [-]
Still waiting for Dave Chappelle to come back.
#4 - hertogrick
Reply +10
(05/06/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#18 - KOMAFIFTYSIX
Reply -6
(05/07/2013) [-]
Except impersonating an officer is illegal. Wearing a tube top isn't.
#26 to #18 - verby
Reply +1
(05/07/2013) [-]
its a joke
#34 to #18 - chucknorrisTHEGAME
Reply +1
(05/07/2013) [-]
Technically, it's completely legal to wear a police officer uniform, provided you don't wear the badge or actually claim to be one.
I only know this because my friend got a uniform from the place that distributes to real cops so he could play a realistic cop in his movie.
#19 to #18 - TheRetardedEskimo
Reply +9
(05/07/2013) [-]
That doesn't make the content any less valid.

If Hispanic individual went around in Muslim attire, everyone would assume he was a Muslim.
#16 - thehornedking
Reply +6
(05/07/2013) [-]
I'm Rick James, bitch!
I'm Rick James, bitch!
#10 - mootfourchan
Reply +6
(05/06/2013) [-]
Comment Picture