Slayer. Found on my newsfeed while browsing RIP Jeff. SORT _ So the Westboro Baptist Church wants to picket Jeff Hanneman' s funeral. Does anyone else want to s
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Slayer. Found on my newsfeed while browsing RIP Jeff. SORT _ So the Westboro Baptist Church wants to picket Jeff Hanneman' s funeral. Does anyone else want to s

Found on my newsfeed while browsing
RIP Jeff

SORT _
So the Westboro Baptist Church wants to picket Jeff Hanneman' s
funeral. Does anyone else want to see what happens when WBC starts a
fight with a truckload of Slayer fans?
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You and 3 others like this,
I ******* hope this happens so they all get *******
ripped apart and the slayer fans drink their blood or something
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User avatar #39 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
So I'm telling my wife about WBC picketting his funeral and her only comment "It's their funeral..." I don't know why I laughed SO hard.
#249 to #39 - irokk (05/07/2013) [-]
You laughed because you were trying to get laid.
You laughed because you were trying to get laid.
#253 to #249 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
Bitch, I'm too fabulous to have to TRY.
Bitch, I'm too fabulous to have to TRY.
User avatar #166 to #39 - savvasp (05/07/2013) [-]
You have a wife? Gj man, you've broken out of the FJ curse.
User avatar #254 to #166 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
Thank you, but I was married before FJ...
User avatar #1 - iamtheblackgoat (05/06/2013) [-]
If those two groups ever fought, it'd end up raining blood
#55 to #1 - pensivepangolin (05/06/2013) [-]
I bet WBC would be Sweating Bullets
#59 to #55 - robotgoose (05/06/2013) [-]
Wrong band..
#64 to #59 - pensivepangolin (05/06/2013) [-]
Aren't we talking about Iron Maiden?
#69 to #64 - robotgoose (05/06/2013) [-]
..Well played.
User avatar #205 to #55 - sepheroth (05/07/2013) [-]
As a Metallica fan I have to say, Metallica fans are the least brutal of the metal fans. Nobody cuts Metallica into themselves out of pure hatred for all that is not brutal
#214 to #205 - pensivepangolin (05/07/2013) [-]
Well, I don't really consider myself very brutal, or a Metallica fan for that matter.  This is just my sorry attempt at a joke (not sure if people realized Sweating Bullets was a Megadeth song or not).  Oh well.  Still not going to delete it.
Well, I don't really consider myself very brutal, or a Metallica fan for that matter. This is just my sorry attempt at a joke (not sure if people realized Sweating Bullets was a Megadeth song or not). Oh well. Still not going to delete it.
#142 to #1 - kingrui (05/06/2013) [-]
**kingrui rolled a random image posted in comment #294 at 100% accurate ** this roll represents the fight
User avatar #38 to #1 - ost (05/06/2013) [-]
They would all Die By The Sword. The Slayer fans Show No Mercy, they will Fight Till Death.
User avatar #42 to #1 - dennymyman (05/06/2013) [-]
A lot of the WBC members would probably meet the Angel of Death..
User avatar #243 to #2 - samjamfan (05/07/2013) [-]
slayer fan turned lizard in honor of slayer
User avatar #4 to #1 - dixego (05/06/2013) [-]
It'd be a true war ensemble
User avatar #17 to #4 - Pruzman (05/06/2013) [-]
we'd have a world painted blood when that battle is through
#149 - smokerocks (05/06/2013) [-]
****** Slayer!
#29 - tonyxx (05/06/2013) [-]
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WBC: God hates you all!

Slayer fans: GOD HATES US ALL!!!
User avatar #213 to #29 - needmoredairy (05/07/2013) [-]
holy **** i can just imagine the church protesters marching toward the funeral and then Disciple comes on and theres just a wall of death and none of them survive.
User avatar #143 to #29 - rhetoricalfunny (05/06/2013) [-]
Oh **** !

They're going to find common ground and similarities that spark a deep and meaningful discussion...
User avatar #18 - nickotak (05/06/2013) [-]
I'm sorry... But how in the name of ******* minotaurs, does WBC still live? Can't someone just go a little crazy and snap at them? You know, With bats and **** ....
#68 to #18 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
I honestly don't know how a fist world country doesn't have laws against hate politics such as nazism, and the one from WBC. I mean, yeah you're a free country, even if said freedoms endanger freedom itself, but yeah, ok. Do what you want.
#93 to #68 - justtocomment (05/06/2013) [-]
It's called Freedom of Speech. It doesn't matter if you're a ******* lunatic preaching about how we're all born from the souls of aliens that crashed into a volcano, you're allowed to have the right to speak about it.
I can't think of any First World country that would censor people based on nothing further than "I don't like what they're saying". You may disagree with what the WBC has to say about something, but it's their right to speak. Only some ass-backwards **** hole of a country would institute laws saying that you can't express your thoughts and views publicly.
So for the same reason you can all make death threats on this site, or threaten assault or vandalism against these people like gladiator did... For the same reason we can make Kim Jong Un jokes, and gay jokes, and talk about how ****** the government is... And for the same reason you're allowed to support or badmouth whoever you so choose, they are allowed to spread their belief. So long as their in compliance with every law in relevance to where and how they protest, I support their right to do so. I may disagree with everything they say, and I may hate them for their actions, but it's their right.
It will be a dark and solemn day when the government tries to take away a right so precious -- a right so important and valued so highly that it is the FIRST right that our founding fathers saw fit to give this country. Something they believed in so firmly, that they and hundreds others risked their freedom, their luxury, and even their lives so that all of us may have it.
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User avatar #156 to #18 - DeathKnight (05/06/2013) [-]
no. the WBC exists just to troll people to the point where there will be physical violence, so they can sue and get money. thats literally the only purpose theyre doing what theyre doing. theyre excercising as many rights as they can, as unpleasant as they are, and are waiting for that first punch that will get them millions in lawsuit money.

but if we kill them ALL, there'll be no one to file that lawsuit.......brb
#21 to #18 - mattkingg **User deleted account** (05/06/2013) [-]
It'll happen one day, someone will go nuts and attack them.
User avatar #31 to #21 - gladiator (05/06/2013) [-]
if i ever visit the states i could be persuaded to throw homemade napalm at their house in the middle of the night...
#199 - forgivens (05/07/2013) [-]
**forgivens rolled a random image posted in comment #38 at It's gonna be a long flight ** <--- Jesus Christ... Can't they leave anything alone? **** sakes; I swear I'll plant a bomb underneath their church and send them to kingdom come.
User avatar #200 to #199 - malinko ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
that pic roll was so much win
User avatar #201 to #200 - roll (05/07/2013) [-]
:)
User avatar #202 to #200 - forgivens (05/07/2013) [-]
I was not expecting it, lmfao.
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#168 to #153 - skinless (05/07/2013) [-]
i google imaged slayer fan and got this....which is pretty ******* metal
#169 to #168 - skinless (05/07/2013) [-]
then found this and facepalmed
#175 to #168 - Lambda ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #188 to #186 - skinless (05/07/2013) [-]
would make a badass scar
#77 - sheperdofthestars (05/06/2013) [-]
I had and idea when I read about this last night.   
No, seriously guise.   
What if we   
GUISE.   
What if we picket Fred Phelps' funeral for being a giant asshole.   
Give them a taste of their own medicine.   
Of course he has to die first...   
But when he does, we should be ready.
I had and idea when I read about this last night.
No, seriously guise.
What if we
GUISE.
What if we picket Fred Phelps' funeral for being a giant asshole.
Give them a taste of their own medicine.
Of course he has to die first...
But when he does, we should be ready.
User avatar #241 to #77 - sonzai (05/07/2013) [-]
They don't hold funerals
#240 to #77 - creosote (05/07/2013) [-]
Oh wow, fantastic idea. Totally not hypocritical at all.
User avatar #103 to #77 - TarnRazor (05/06/2013) [-]
That's actually a terrible idea. Picketing peoples' funeral is one of the reasons everybody hates WBC. We shouldn't stoop to their level by disrespecting the dead. Even if said deceased wasn't necessarily a good person. He has a family that loves him and should be given time to actually grieve for him. I get where you're coming from because, as a homosexual, I really dislike them but I'd never stoop down to their level and neither should you.
User avatar #118 to #103 - ilovehitler (05/06/2013) [-]
The greatest evil we could do to them? Show kindness. They want us to become slobbering mongrels incapable of any emotion but hate. Because then they're right.
#109 to #77 - aerosol (05/06/2013) [-]
But, doesn't that lower us to their level?
#88 to #77 - doddythechef (05/06/2013) [-]
your a genius
#90 to #88 - awkwardjew ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
You're* not.
#94 to #90 - doddythechef (05/06/2013) [-]
oh wow spelling correction on the god damn internet
sorry my lord let my lick your ass for you
#107 to #94 - awkwardjew ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
Well go ahead then lick it.
User avatar #137 to #94 - garentei (05/06/2013) [-]
me*
#86 to #77 - phantasmalcat (05/06/2013) [-]
Then how about we... speed up the process...
Then how about we... speed up the process...
User avatar #96 to #77 - dementedllama (05/06/2013) [-]
The WBC will probably picket his funeral too.
#84 - VaultTechy (05/06/2013) [-]
After that post yesterday I'm still trying to sort out the link between this lizard and this band...
User avatar #135 to #84 - joeygopie (05/06/2013) [-]
Don't know what the link can be but I believe that this lizard is capable of squirting blood out of its eyes en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horned_lizard
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User avatar #24 - mitchellking (05/06/2013) [-]
Im a Slayer fan, i was sad when Jeff died.

But i dont want to drink anyones blood.
#231 to #24 - niggerlips (05/07/2013) [-]
i only drink the blood of my enemies and the occasional strawberry yoohoo
#15 - tobistrigoivii (05/06/2013) [-]
mfw slayer
User avatar #247 to #15 - arstya (05/07/2013) [-]
I can never not hear that guy say the gamemode whenever I hear/read that word.
#141 to #15 - spysappinmysasha (05/06/2013) [-]
did someone just say slayer. because im pretty ******* sure someone just said slayer.
#130 to #15 - harbingerwolf (05/06/2013) [-]
mfw yfw slayer
mfw yfw slayer
#164 to #15 - Bobtheblob ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #207 - srapture (05/07/2013) [-]
This is where the world is ****** up. The fact that you can show up at a service honouring the dead and do something like "HA HA HA, he fought in a war so he's going to HELL anyway! Take that, this guy's grieving family!" and we can't do **** because they're acting within the law. At some point, some guy is going to kill all of these people in broad daylight, on cctv and in front of dozens of people, and everyone is just going to decide they've had enough of the ******** . No witnesses will come forward, the police won't try very hard to get statement from people and the judge will say something like "the picture on that video is not clear enough. We can't prove that this man killed those people.". Everyone will know, but it won't be officially solved, and we'll all be laughing under our breath as we praise the weilder of the wondrous hammer of justice that has crushed these cunts to dust... Of course, that'd never happen because people like to protect the scum of the earth, for some reason... Still, nice to think about.
#238 to #207 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
Then why dont you do it? come on im waiting....
User avatar #246 to #238 - srapture (05/07/2013) [-]
Well, we don't really have them in England.
User avatar #218 to #207 - sirlorddarthvader **User deleted account** (05/07/2013) [-]
Only the scum of the Earth protects the scum of the Earth. Guess what?

Earth is very scummy.
#87 - Cleavland Steamer (05/06/2013) [-]
I bet Fred Phelps has lemonparties
#72 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
I really want some band to pull up a truck loaded with amps and start blasting "Piece by Piece" from Reign in Blood as a massive mosh pit descends on the WBC. I would love to see their faces as they realize the song will be true for them. for those of you who aren't laughing... LISTEN TO MORE ******* SLAYER!

R.I.P. Jeff
#145 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
Think about it. The WBC actually waste gas, time, and money driving from different cities just to picket random celebrities' funerals blaming their ways as justification for their God "killing" them.

I know a bunch of people have some ****** up beliefs and different point of views on everyday subjects. But goddammit. The Westboro Baptists are ******* pathetic. I don't care if you're an atheist, a christian, muslim, jewish, or whatever. But if you believe in what the WBC believes, then please, choke on a muffler. Do society a favor. You bitch-faced ******** .
User avatar #147 to #145 - toastersburnthings (05/06/2013) [-]
Amen.


Pun intended.
User avatar #65 - xxkelevraxx (05/06/2013) [-]
The headline:

"And tonight! the infamous and controversial radical religious group known as Westboro Baptist Church has been dismembered, litterally, after they protested outside Jeff Hanneman's funeral service. The protest sparked an all out slaughter of the radical religious group by crazed and grief-stricken fans and family members as WBC preaching's berated and slandered the once great Slayer guitarist. - More at 11."
#171 - struckworld (05/07/2013) [-]
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#273 to #211 - struckworld (05/14/2013) [-]
(what i actually got it from)
(what i actually got it from)
#85 - jewslayer (05/06/2013) [-]
I'm in
User avatar #185 to #14 - JoshBauer (05/07/2013) [-]
"John Mayer"
#195 to #14 - doubleac (05/07/2013) [-]
That just means yesterday in Spanish.
#25 to #14 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
he's a n AYER fan faggot.
User avatar #27 to #25 - benisbaws (05/06/2013) [-]
Refer to post #10, lad
#47 to #14 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
yfw it actually reads "Leo Sayer"...
User avatar #16 to #14 - improbablyyourdad (05/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, I probably wouldn't **** with someone if they had a bunch of cat scratches too.
User avatar #41 - ednakrababbal (05/06/2013) [-]
so... anyone knows when this is happening?
i wanna see this so bad
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