Slayer. Found on my newsfeed while browsing RIP Jeff.. If those two groups ever fought, it'd end up raining blood Slayer Found on my newsfeed while browsing RIP Jeff If those two groups ever fought it'd end up raining blood
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#1 - iamtheblackgoat
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(05/06/2013) [-]
If those two groups ever fought, it'd end up raining blood
#55 to #1 - pensivepangolin ONLINE
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(05/06/2013) [-]
I bet WBC would be Sweating Bullets
#59 to #55 - robotgoose
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(05/06/2013) [-]
Wrong band..
#64 to #59 - pensivepangolin ONLINE
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(05/06/2013) [-]
Aren't we talking about Iron Maiden?
#69 to #64 - robotgoose
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(05/06/2013) [-]
..Well played.
#205 to #55 - sepheroth
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(05/07/2013) [-]
As a Metallica fan I have to say, Metallica fans are the least brutal of the metal fans. Nobody cuts Metallica into themselves out of pure hatred for all that is not brutal
#214 to #205 - pensivepangolin ONLINE
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(05/07/2013) [-]
Well, I don't really consider myself very brutal, or a Metallica fan for that matter.  This is just my sorry attempt at a joke (not sure if people realized Sweating Bullets was a Megadeth song or not).  Oh well.  Still not going to delete it.
Well, I don't really consider myself very brutal, or a Metallica fan for that matter. This is just my sorry attempt at a joke (not sure if people realized Sweating Bullets was a Megadeth song or not). Oh well. Still not going to delete it.
#142 to #1 - kingrui
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(05/06/2013) [-]
**kingrui rolled a random image posted in comment #294 at 100% accurate ** this roll represents the fight
#38 to #1 - ost
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(05/06/2013) [-]
They would all Die By The Sword. The Slayer fans Show No Mercy, they will Fight Till Death.
#42 to #1 - dennymyman
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(05/06/2013) [-]
A lot of the WBC members would probably meet the Angel of Death..
#2 to #1 - theblondefetus
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#243 to #2 - samjamfan
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(05/07/2013) [-]
slayer fan turned lizard in honor of slayer
#4 to #1 - dixego
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(05/06/2013) [-]
It'd be a true war ensemble
#17 to #4 - Pruzman
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(05/06/2013) [-]
we'd have a world painted blood when that battle is through
#29 - tonyxx
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(05/06/2013) [-]
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WBC: God hates you all!

Slayer fans: GOD HATES US ALL!!!
#213 to #29 - needmoredairy
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(05/07/2013) [-]
holy **** i can just imagine the church protesters marching toward the funeral and then Disciple comes on and theres just a wall of death and none of them survive.
#143 to #29 - rhetoricalfunny
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(05/06/2013) [-]
Oh ****!

They're going to find common ground and similarities that spark a deep and meaningful discussion...
#15 - tobistrigoivii
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(05/06/2013) [-]
mfw slayer
#247 to #15 - arstya
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(05/07/2013) [-]
I can never not hear that guy say the gamemode whenever I hear/read that word.
#141 to #15 - spysappinmysasha
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(05/06/2013) [-]
did someone just say slayer. because im pretty ******* sure someone just said slayer.
#164 to #15 - Bobtheblob ONLINE
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(05/07/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#130 to #15 - harbingerwolf
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(05/06/2013) [-]
mfw yfw slayer
mfw yfw slayer
#39 - dharkmoswen
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(05/06/2013) [-]
So I'm telling my wife about WBC picketting his funeral and her only comment "It's their funeral..." I don't know why I laughed SO hard.
#249 to #39 - irokk
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(05/07/2013) [-]
You laughed because you were trying to get laid.
You laughed because you were trying to get laid.
#253 to #249 - dharkmoswen
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(05/07/2013) [-]
Bitch, I'm too fabulous to have to TRY.
Bitch, I'm too fabulous to have to TRY.
#166 to #39 - savvasp
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(05/07/2013) [-]
You have a wife? Gj man, you've broken out of the FJ curse.
#254 to #166 - dharkmoswen
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(05/07/2013) [-]
Thank you, but I was married before FJ...
#7 - anon
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(05/06/2013) [-]
A group of 14 year old emo kids vs a group of religious zealots

...gee...I wonder who will win.
#13 to #7 - cryingchicken
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(05/06/2013) [-]
but... he's right. why'd he get thumbed down?
#34 to #13 - rakoom
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(05/06/2013) [-]
Because Slayer-fans are... As far away from emotional 14 year old kids as you can get?
#36 to #13 - sepheroth
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(05/06/2013) [-]
Emos slit their wrists out of sadness. Slayer fans destroy their everything out of pure hatred.

Hatred for all that is not brutal.
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#56 to #13 - ICEDgrunge
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(05/06/2013) [-]
Go to a concert of theirs and try spewing that jive, you'll get a hole in your skull. I don't use the term lightly, but goddammit Slayer fans are as brutal and as passionate as they come. You were barely alive when Slayer reached their peak if you were at all, and I'll tell you Norway doesn't have **** on the things I've seen come out of a concert where they weren't even the main event.
#52 to #7 - babyanalraper
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(05/06/2013) [-]
Slayer was formed 1981. Let's say that some guy started listening to them when he was 16 upon their release of Reign in Blood in 1986. He would be 43 years old today. At that age, many people may have become less brutal, but regardless it's plausible that this guy has had his share of fights, and I doubt that this guy will be one to let the zealots picket at the funeral of his idol.
Just sayin
#12 to #7 - colector
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(05/06/2013) [-]
Someone is mistaking Bieber with Slayer obviously
#32 to #7 - alexownz
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(05/06/2013) [-]
Slayers probably older than you are kid.
#19 to #7 - satanlovesyouall
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(05/06/2013) [-]
I wonder why you had to go anon to type this... hmmm...
#10 to #7 - bocatadesesos
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(05/06/2013) [-]
14 year old emo kids? sure
#11 to #10 - anon
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(05/06/2013) [-]
Well... mentally?
#66 to #11 - anon
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(05/06/2013) [-]
i kinda have to agree, even if im a slayer fan..
#83 to #66 - satanlovesyouall
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(05/06/2013) [-]
You're probably not even a slayer fan if you consider yourself to be a 14 year old emo kid...
#9 to #7 - anonymoose
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(05/06/2013) [-]
Slayer fans are crazy.
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#44 to #22 - tarnac
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(05/06/2013) [-]
There's a very thin line between being brutal and stupid.
#160 to #44 - jojotomaz
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(05/06/2013) [-]
And fans like that obviously fall way over stupid.
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#23 to #22 - anonymoose
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(05/06/2013) [-]
It's both crazy and stupid.
#255 to #9 - cryingchicken
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(05/07/2013) [-]
That's pretty emo... he's basically cutting himself like a faggot for attention.
#256 to #255 - anonymoose
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(05/07/2013) [-]
Emos cut for sadness. Slayer fans cut for brutality.
#257 to #256 - cryingchicken
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(05/07/2013) [-]
"brutality"... ohhhhhhh, you mean attention.
#258 to #257 - anonymoose
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(05/07/2013) [-]
Attention through insanity. Yes.
#8 to #7 - toastiepie [OP]
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(05/06/2013) [-]
Say that to a Slayer fan
If you do it'll be natural selection
#161 to #8 - jojotomaz
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(05/06/2013) [-]
okay.
#222 to #161 - jklbnm
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(05/07/2013) [-]
one of them looks like jack black...
#215 to #161 - anon
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(05/07/2013) [-]
A lot of times metal fandom is inherited from generation to Generation. These kids probably got into Slayer because their parents are fans.
#63 to #8 - anon
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(05/06/2013) [-]
if natural selection worked their wouldnt be any slayer jerk offs.
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#168 to #153 - skinless
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(05/07/2013) [-]
i google imaged slayer fan and got this....which is pretty ******* metal
#169 to #168 - skinless
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(05/07/2013) [-]
then found this and facepalmed
#175 to #168 - Lambda ONLINE
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#188 to #186 - skinless
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(05/07/2013) [-]
would make a badass scar
#77 - sheperdofthestars
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(05/06/2013) [-]
I had and idea when I read about this last night.   
No, seriously guise.   
What if we   
GUISE.   
What if we picket Fred Phelps' funeral for being a giant asshole.   
Give them a taste of their own medicine.   
Of course he has to die first...   
But when he does, we should be ready.
I had and idea when I read about this last night.
No, seriously guise.
What if we
GUISE.
What if we picket Fred Phelps' funeral for being a giant asshole.
Give them a taste of their own medicine.
Of course he has to die first...
But when he does, we should be ready.
#241 to #77 - sonzai
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(05/07/2013) [-]
They don't hold funerals
#240 to #77 - creosote
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(05/07/2013) [-]
Oh wow, fantastic idea. Totally not hypocritical at all.
#103 to #77 - TarnRazor
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(05/06/2013) [-]
That's actually a terrible idea. Picketing peoples' funeral is one of the reasons everybody hates WBC. We shouldn't stoop to their level by disrespecting the dead. Even if said deceased wasn't necessarily a good person. He has a family that loves him and should be given time to actually grieve for him. I get where you're coming from because, as a homosexual, I really dislike them but I'd never stoop down to their level and neither should you.
#118 to #103 - ilovehitler
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(05/06/2013) [-]
The greatest evil we could do to them? Show kindness. They want us to become slobbering mongrels incapable of any emotion but hate. Because then they're right.
#109 to #77 - aerosol
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(05/06/2013) [-]
But, doesn't that lower us to their level?
#88 to #77 - doddythechef
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(05/06/2013) [-]
your a genius
#90 to #88 - awkwardjew
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(05/06/2013) [-]
You're* not.
#94 to #90 - doddythechef
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(05/06/2013) [-]
oh wow spelling correction on the god damn internet
sorry my lord let my lick your ass for you
#107 to #94 - awkwardjew
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(05/06/2013) [-]
Well go ahead then lick it.
#137 to #94 - garentei
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(05/06/2013) [-]
me*
#86 to #77 - phantasmalcat
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(05/06/2013) [-]
Then how about we... speed up the process...
Then how about we... speed up the process...
#96 to #77 - dementedllama
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(05/06/2013) [-]
The WBC will probably picket his funeral too.
#149 - smokerocks
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(05/06/2013) [-]
****** Slayer!
#190 to #149 - zorororonoa
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(05/07/2013) [-]
******* win!
#18 - nickotak
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(05/06/2013) [-]
I'm sorry... But how in the name of ******* minotaurs, does WBC still live? Can't someone just go a little crazy and snap at them? You know, With bats and ****....
#68 to #18 - anon
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(05/06/2013) [-]
I honestly don't know how a fist world country doesn't have laws against hate politics such as nazism, and the one from WBC. I mean, yeah you're a free country, even if said freedoms endanger freedom itself, but yeah, ok. Do what you want.
#93 to #68 - justtocomment
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(05/06/2013) [-]
It's called Freedom of Speech. It doesn't matter if you're a ******* lunatic preaching about how we're all born from the souls of aliens that crashed into a volcano, you're allowed to have the right to speak about it.
I can't think of any First World country that would censor people based on nothing further than "I don't like what they're saying". You may disagree with what the WBC has to say about something, but it's their right to speak. Only some ass-backwards **** hole of a country would institute laws saying that you can't express your thoughts and views publicly.
So for the same reason you can all make death threats on this site, or threaten assault or vandalism against these people like gladiator did... For the same reason we can make Kim Jong Un jokes, and gay jokes, and talk about how ****** the government is... And for the same reason you're allowed to support or badmouth whoever you so choose, they are allowed to spread their belief. So long as their in compliance with every law in relevance to where and how they protest, I support their right to do so. I may disagree with everything they say, and I may hate them for their actions, but it's their right.
It will be a dark and solemn day when the government tries to take away a right so precious -- a right so important and valued so highly that it is the FIRST right that our founding fathers saw fit to give this country. Something they believed in so firmly, that they and hundreds others risked their freedom, their luxury, and even their lives so that all of us may have it.
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#156 to #18 - DeathKnight
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(05/06/2013) [-]
no. the WBC exists just to troll people to the point where there will be physical violence, so they can sue and get money. thats literally the only purpose theyre doing what theyre doing. theyre excercising as many rights as they can, as unpleasant as they are, and are waiting for that first punch that will get them millions in lawsuit money.

but if we kill them ALL, there'll be no one to file that lawsuit.......brb
#21 to #18 - mattkingg **User deleted account**
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(05/06/2013) [-]
It'll happen one day, someone will go nuts and attack them.
#31 to #21 - gladiator
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(05/06/2013) [-]
if i ever visit the states i could be persuaded to throw homemade napalm at their house in the middle of the night...
#199 - forgivens
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(05/07/2013) [-]
**forgivens rolled a random image posted in comment #38 at It's gonna be a long flight ** <--- Jesus Christ... Can't they leave anything alone? **** sakes; I swear I'll plant a bomb underneath their church and send them to kingdom come.
#200 to #199 - malinko
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(05/07/2013) [-]
that pic roll was so much win
#201 to #200 - roll
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(05/07/2013) [-]
:)
#202 to #200 - forgivens
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(05/07/2013) [-]
I was not expecting it, lmfao.