Too good not to share. Sorry for posting more tumblr content... Please forgive me.. My mom didn' t tell me we were having people over so I took my laptop and lo
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Too good not to share

 
Too good not to share. Sorry for posting more tumblr content... Please forgive me.. My mom didn' t tell me we were having people over so I took my laptop and lo

Sorry for posting more tumblr content... Please forgive me.

My mom didn' t tell me we were having people over so I took
my laptop and locked myself in the
UPDATE: THERE ARE PEOPLE OCMING UPSTAIRS CALLING
MY NAME I CAN HEAR THEM OUTSIDE THE DOOR I KNOW
THEY JUST WENT IN MY ROOM
UPDATE: THEY HEARD ME TYPING AND THEY' RE OUTSIDE THE
BATHROOM ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
THEY' RE TRYING TO GET IN BY PICKING THE LOCK BUT I DON' T
THINK THEY KNOW I HAVE A WEAPON WITH ME
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Submitted: 05/06/2013
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#21 - forgottenmyshorts (05/06/2013) [-]
Your like, a partially asian Sue
User avatar #32 to #21 - wastelandgunner ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
Holy **** , she is.
#113 to #102 - technoplasm **User deleted account** (05/07/2013) [-]
Funnier than the actual content.
Funnier than the actual content.
#76 - zorororonoa (05/06/2013) [-]
well that was 			*******		 stupid
well that was ******* stupid
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#81 to #76 - smurtehmurph ONLINE Comment deleted by smurtehmurph [-]
#49 - carnivorouswalnut (05/06/2013) [-]
Dat name.
#51 to #49 - datgermanguy (05/06/2013) [-]
dat forehead
dat forehead
#67 to #51 - HarvietheDinkle (05/06/2013) [-]
those eyes
those eyes
User avatar #93 to #51 - psychotec (05/07/2013) [-]
you call that a forehead? thats like a fivehead
#107 to #51 - robodarkvision (05/07/2013) [-]
I thought i was the only one who thought that
I thought i was the only one who thought that
User avatar #65 to #51 - arsyro (05/06/2013) [-]
DEM EYES
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#27 - hugotr **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #127 to #27 - swalshy (05/07/2013) [-]
Not to be mean but hideous.
#63 - gogazo (05/06/2013) [-]
I've got the perfect cup for you, OP.
#95 to #63 - cantxbexbotherd (05/07/2013) [-]
He can fill it up with this.
User avatar #77 to #63 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
Thanks I'll make sure to pick it up from your personal collection.
User avatar #1 - twi (05/06/2013) [-]
what if the bottle actually has acid and it really is a weapon and she dissolves them then drinks the fatty liquid some some chinese fly
#62 to #1 - chriscrossed (05/06/2013) [-]
Or what if the bottle actually has acid and it really is a weapon and she makes them all trip the 			****		 out for 7 hours
Or what if the bottle actually has acid and it really is a weapon and she makes them all trip the **** out for 7 hours
#8 to #1 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #6 to #1 - bannedfartoooften (05/06/2013) [-]
That's one hell of a fetish.
#12 to #6 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
On the internet that rates maybe a 6.
User avatar #11 to #6 - twi (05/06/2013) [-]
but the blowjobs are great
#84 - technoplasm **User deleted account** (05/06/2013) [-]
#41 - wraymanr (05/06/2013) [-]
Hilarious
Hilarious
User avatar #89 - doctordalek (05/06/2013) [-]
OMG i locked myself in bathrom cus im soooooooo scared of people lol XD
User avatar #110 to #89 - justsomeunitedguy (05/07/2013) [-]
people kill people, people rape people, people torture people, people are ******* terrifying
#91 to #89 - goonmcnasty (05/07/2013) [-]
ur so qwerky lol XD
#120 to #91 - Dairycow (05/07/2013) [-]
"le wrinkle face man"
#5 - iamtheblackgoat (05/06/2013) [-]
Might wanna get that fixed
User avatar #19 to #5 - cavemanpedro (05/06/2013) [-]
THEY HEARD ME YELLING ON THE INTERNET
User avatar #14 to #5 - coustify (05/06/2013) [-]
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
User avatar #35 to #14 - misfitsftw (05/06/2013) [-]
EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL, YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER
User avatar #29 to #5 - TimBisley (05/06/2013) [-]
LOUD NOISES
#124 - rjgnal (05/07/2013) [-]
damnit lightbulb, youre supposed to **** up, not correct peoples mistakes!
#165 to #124 - milkwasabadchoice (05/07/2013) [-]
*You're, you dumb slut.
#166 to #124 - milkwasabadchoice (05/07/2013) [-]
jk i love you take me back
#60 - misumena (05/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #83 to #60 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
I laughed too hard at this.
#25 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
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THIS IS FUNNY
THIS IS REALLY ******* FUNNY YO
#48 to #25 - guymandude (05/06/2013) [-]
dammit Jesse get off FJ we have to cook
#158 - redrock (05/07/2013) [-]
First picture: Huh, she's kind of cute

Second picture: No thanks, I'll just pack my dick up and go home
#159 to #158 - jahnaids (05/07/2013) [-]
I'd still tap that.
User avatar #163 to #159 - MRfunnyFACE (05/07/2013) [-]
trooper
User avatar #161 to #159 - thathorse (05/07/2013) [-]
Agreed nothing turning off/down the lights couldn't fix or a paper bag
#90 - Lintutu (05/07/2013) [-]
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#137 - chocolatewhite (05/07/2013) [-]
That username...
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#145 to #137 - askinnywhiteboy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #164 to #137 - thathorse (05/07/2013) [-]
Code Lyoko?
#167 to #164 - chocolatewhite (05/07/2013) [-]
Yessir
User avatar #168 to #167 - thathorse (05/07/2013) [-]
I completely forgot about that show, ah the nostalgia.
#74 - CapnInterwebz (05/06/2013) [-]
Hilarious.
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