Too good not to share. Sorry for posting more tumblr content... Please forgive me.. My mom didn' t tell me we were having people over so I took my laptop and lo
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Too good not to share

Too good not to share. Sorry for posting more tumblr content... Please forgive me.. My mom didn' t tell me we were having people over so I took my laptop and lo

Sorry for posting more tumblr content... Please forgive me.

My mom didn' t tell me we were having people over so I took
my laptop and locked myself in the
UPDATE: THERE ARE PEOPLE OCMING UPSTAIRS CALLING
MY NAME I CAN HEAR THEM OUTSIDE THE DOOR I KNOW
THEY JUST WENT IN MY ROOM
UPDATE: THEY HEARD ME TYPING AND THEY' RE OUTSIDE THE
BATHROOM ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
THEY' RE TRYING TO GET IN BY PICKING THE LOCK BUT I DON' T
THINK THEY KNOW I HAVE A WEAPON WITH ME
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#21 - forgottenmyshorts (05/06/2013) [-]
Your like, a partially asian Sue
User avatar #32 to #21 - wastelandgunner ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
Holy **** , she is.
#113 to #102 - technoplasm **User deleted account** (05/07/2013) [-]
Funnier than the actual content.
Funnier than the actual content.
#76 - zorororonoa (05/06/2013) [-]
well that was 			*******		 stupid
well that was ******* stupid
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#81 to #76 - smurtehmurph ONLINE Comment deleted by smurtehmurph [-]
#49 - carnivorouswalnut (05/06/2013) [-]
Dat name.
#51 to #49 - datgermanguy (05/06/2013) [-]
dat forehead
dat forehead
#67 to #51 - HarvietheDinkle (05/06/2013) [-]
those eyes
those eyes
#69 to #67 - dagreatmax ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #93 to #51 - psychotec ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
you call that a forehead? thats like a fivehead
#107 to #51 - robodarkvision (05/07/2013) [-]
I thought i was the only one who thought that
I thought i was the only one who thought that
User avatar #65 to #51 - arsyro (05/06/2013) [-]
DEM EYES
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#27 - hugotr **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #127 to #27 - swalshy (05/07/2013) [-]
Not to be mean but hideous.
#63 - gogazo (05/06/2013) [-]
I've got the perfect cup for you, OP.
#95 to #63 - cantxbexbotherd (05/07/2013) [-]
He can fill it up with this.
User avatar #77 to #63 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
Thanks I'll make sure to pick it up from your personal collection.
User avatar #1 - twi (05/06/2013) [-]
what if the bottle actually has acid and it really is a weapon and she dissolves them then drinks the fatty liquid some some chinese fly
#62 to #1 - chriscrossed (05/06/2013) [-]
Or what if the bottle actually has acid and it really is a weapon and she makes them all trip the 			****		 out for 7 hours
Or what if the bottle actually has acid and it really is a weapon and she makes them all trip the **** out for 7 hours
#8 to #1 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #6 to #1 - bannedfartoooften (05/06/2013) [-]
That's one hell of a fetish.
#12 to #6 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
On the internet that rates maybe a 6.
User avatar #11 to #6 - twi (05/06/2013) [-]
but the blowjobs are great
#84 - technoplasm **User deleted account** (05/06/2013) [-]
#41 - wraymanr (05/06/2013) [-]
Hilarious
Hilarious
User avatar #89 - doctordalek (05/06/2013) [-]
OMG i locked myself in bathrom cus im soooooooo scared of people lol XD
User avatar #110 to #89 - justsomeunitedguy (05/07/2013) [-]
people kill people, people rape people, people torture people, people are ******* terrifying
#91 to #89 - goonmcnasty (05/07/2013) [-]
ur so qwerky lol XD
#120 to #91 - Dairycow (05/07/2013) [-]
"le wrinkle face man"
#5 - iamtheblackgoat (05/06/2013) [-]
Might wanna get that fixed
User avatar #19 to #5 - cavemanpedro (05/06/2013) [-]
THEY HEARD ME YELLING ON THE INTERNET
User avatar #14 to #5 - coustify (05/06/2013) [-]
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
User avatar #35 to #14 - misfitsftw (05/06/2013) [-]
EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL, YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER
User avatar #29 to #5 - TimBisley (05/06/2013) [-]
LOUD NOISES
#124 - rjgnal ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
damnit lightbulb, youre supposed to **** up, not correct peoples mistakes!
#165 to #124 - milkwasabadchoice (05/07/2013) [-]
*You're, you dumb slut.
#166 to #124 - milkwasabadchoice (05/07/2013) [-]
jk i love you take me back
#60 - misumena (05/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #83 to #60 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
I laughed too hard at this.
#25 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
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THIS IS FUNNY
THIS IS REALLY ******* FUNNY YO
#48 to #25 - guymandude (05/06/2013) [-]
dammit Jesse get off FJ we have to cook
#158 - redrock (05/07/2013) [-]
First picture: Huh, she's kind of cute

Second picture: No thanks, I'll just pack my dick up and go home
#159 to #158 - jahnaids (05/07/2013) [-]
I'd still tap that.
User avatar #163 to #159 - MRfunnyFACE (05/07/2013) [-]
trooper
User avatar #161 to #159 - thathorse (05/07/2013) [-]
Agreed nothing turning off/down the lights couldn't fix or a paper bag
#90 - Lintutu (05/07/2013) [-]
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#137 - chocolatewhite (05/07/2013) [-]
That username...
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#145 to #137 - askinnywhiteboy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #164 to #137 - thathorse (05/07/2013) [-]
Code Lyoko?
#167 to #164 - chocolatewhite (05/07/2013) [-]
Yessir
User avatar #168 to #167 - thathorse (05/07/2013) [-]
I completely forgot about that show, ah the nostalgia.
#74 - CapnInterwebz (05/06/2013) [-]
Hilarious.
#17 - reigndrac (05/06/2013) [-]
This is basically how I act when people come over, especially when it's a 'family' event. I don't even ******* know half of my so called cousins, so why should I get off the internet to interact with them?
User avatar #47 to #17 - onceman (05/06/2013) [-]
Get to know them by getting of the ******* internet you selfish duck.
#100 to #47 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
Because if you've ever been to a family event you'd know everyone who's there is basically just a walking sack of drama and/or a major jackass.
User avatar #104 to #100 - onceman (05/07/2013) [-]
Well I love my family no matter how much drama, and they all care for my sister mom and I, I know white people tend to be less close so that might be it.
#173 to #104 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
Not exactly, younger white people tend to not be that close older generations bring in fifty cousins that they where super close to when they where kids... how many of your mothers cousins do you have to interact with?
User avatar #184 to #173 - onceman (05/07/2013) [-]
Not many considering I live in a different country as them, but when I lived their I saw them and played with them atleast weekly.
User avatar #185 to #184 - onceman (05/07/2013) [-]
there**
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