Godless Morals. Sorry if this has been posted before... Too bad this could never work in current society. It would require people to think.
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Godless Morals

Sorry if this has been posted before.

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Submitted: 05/06/2013
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#111 - jinapayne (05/07/2013) [-]
This should go for everyone, not just atheists, I do agree that this is better than the Christian Ten Commandments, and even the bible for most parts because this one is more broad.
#113 to #111 - jinapayne (05/07/2013) [-]
Thou Shall Not Steal can go under putting yourself under power
User avatar #110 - zeroxnight (05/07/2013) [-]
1. Bacon Weave
2. Jack Daniels
3-10. More Bacon
#106 - kiermatv (05/07/2013) [-]
A BOY CAN DREAM, CAN'T HE?
User avatar #100 - theblastradius (05/07/2013) [-]
So, if I exercise tyranny do I get to lie to myself?
#99 - anonymous (05/07/2013) [-]
How most atheist posts go. "With the help of google and reddit I found more reasons to hate religion and not just simply be without God. Here's some guy I don't really know that much about other than he's an atheist. Here's his face and some things he said."


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#104 to #99 - adamjesus (05/07/2013) [-]
**adamjesus rolled a random image posted in comment #75 at Brutal fight **word up man i love God but hate religon what so special about this guy that's his commandants are stuff we should follow i believe we should do whatever we want in life but believe and accept God into our hearts and pay the price when we do something wrong
#96 - anonymous (05/07/2013) [-]
FJ doesn't do any of these, this is hypocrisy
User avatar #95 - megatrollinator (05/07/2013) [-]
Those are the 10 Commandments I would follow
#94 - triggathepirate (05/07/2013) [-]
I like these. I really do. But knowing the internet when they show you something this good it's likely to be some form of catch where there is something really off about the person saying it.
I like these. I really do. But knowing the internet when they show you something this good it's likely to be some form of catch where there is something really off about the person saying it.
#93 - wantabeer (05/07/2013) [-]
These are just good rules to try and follow for everybody. Theist or atheist, the world would be a much better place if more people behaved this way.
#90 - anonymous (05/06/2013) [-]
Where is the ******* funny? I swear this only got the amount of thumbs that it did because it is in the atheism channel. Give me a break.
#98 to #90 - creepyunclebob (05/07/2013) [-]
It doesn't matter that it isn't funny, it's good content.
#92 to #90 - klaedarkness (05/07/2013) [-]
it's in comment #89
User avatar #89 - funnyjunkelite (05/06/2013) [-]
number 4 is basically check yo self before you wreck yo self
#85 - lieutenantderp (05/06/2013) [-]
>be good natured.
>good natured

mfw
#84 - RageGuyyourmom (05/06/2013) [-]
I thought I was a decent person, read this, now I think I need to reevaluate my life.
User avatar #75 - mrgoodlove (05/06/2013) [-]
I feel like this needs more thumbs
#66 - drunkasaurus (05/06/2013) [-]
I feel like a horrible person since I can't say I do any of that consistently...
#57 - anonymous (05/06/2013) [-]
This whole feud between the religious and the not is ridiculous. And Bertrand Russell never took part in it. He knew what he believed to be true and stuck by that, trying to get closer to the truth. Using words of wise men in an unwise context is at the least disrespectful
#54 - byposted (05/06/2013) [-]
le reddit's 10 commandments for banna bois

1. Lieing is virtue so long as you are doing so in a manner to profit progressive ideology (for example you can twist exerpts in the bible to make it mean anything u want!!)

2. Do not lie to people unless you don't like them in which case do whatever feels good

3. If some old white bigot is talking jeebus go ahed and pop that cracker skull inward

4. you are entitled to everything

5. If you are ever in a situation in which you have power over people, use that power to try and apply your abstract political philosophies into their lives

6. Always try to convert people to your cause and if they don't share your notions dismiss them as "racist" or "homophobe" or whatever works for said sitution and you always win!!!

7. Always think of yourself as a winner because we are all winners and just as equal as everyone else!!!

8. Do whatever feels good

9. Be in a constant state of euphoria and don't believe in no phone deity

10. Debate christurds (Those who believ le flying spaggeti monstar xD) and destroy them by pointing out that they believe in a ghost that doesnt exist
User avatar #107 to #54 - genma (05/07/2013) [-]
You actually make me want to smash you in the head through the internet. God help me it's not possible.
User avatar #91 to #54 - kito (05/07/2013) [-]
With soviet Jesus, anything is possible.
#81 to #54 - tenmillionbears (05/06/2013) [-]
TFW number 9....I can't use this gif enough!
TFW number 9....I can't use this gif enough!
#50 - anonymous (05/06/2013) [-]
What a ******* retard. 0/10 troll attempt OP
User avatar #49 - Carthusia (05/06/2013) [-]
An it harm none, do what ye will.
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