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#10 - chewyant (05/06/2013) [-]
Just signed up, I'm so joining the red faction
#167 to #10 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
FOR THE MINERS!
#76 to #10 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
Oh yes, best game of my entire life.
User avatar #5 - bannedfartoooften (05/06/2013) [-]
You can do whatever you want...
Just don't drink the water on Mars.
#3 - akatsukipain (05/06/2013) [-]
you have to ******* pay money to sign up.....get the **** out with that bull ****
User avatar #133 to #3 - messerauditore ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
Someone has to fund the mission to mars i guess.
User avatar #172 to #3 - uppitynegro (05/07/2013) [-]
So your telling me, you have to PAY to live on MARS?
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#187 to #3 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
not like you'd need money on mars anyway.
User avatar #12 - charmanderman (05/06/2013) [-]
Go to mars. No Internet.
#19 to #12 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
Internet and other stuff like that is planned, but it will prolly take hours to browse.
#4 - dafuckisthisshit (05/06/2013) [-]
**** that man. i dont want to be there when all hell breaks loose.
#2 - unclegrumpybastard (05/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #42 to #2 - freshbakedrolls (05/06/2013) [-]
what is this from?
User avatar #45 to #42 - unclegrumpybastard (05/06/2013) [-]
Total Recall (1990)
User avatar #47 to #45 - freshbakedrolls (05/06/2013) [-]
thank you!!!!!!!!
#6 - ampharosrules (05/06/2013) [-]
Reminds me of something...
User avatar #231 to #6 - hektoroftroy (05/07/2013) [-]
this whole story arc was ridiculous
User avatar #218 to #6 - bowlerpipe (05/07/2013) [-]
...reminds you of men with mustaches in space suits?
User avatar #9 - mrsecret ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
I just want to find abandon Prothean ruins
User avatar #244 to #9 - nsfwbrowserv (05/07/2013) [-]
But can you pay for the DLC?
#1 - sheriffhd (05/06/2013) [-]
applicants.mars-one.com/

just encase you want to visit
User avatar #30 - onionbubs (05/06/2013) [-]
>go to website
>check applicants
>see you can filter it to just womens
>"well, time to see the sexy chicks I'll be puttin my moves on in my new home planet"
>see first page of females
>abort plan
>move to pluto instead.
#50 to #30 - zight (05/06/2013) [-]
If she makes it, ill go.
User avatar #130 to #30 - picori (05/06/2013) [-]
applicants.mars-one.com/profile/af2398ea-555b-4e0c-aab4-31215e0d9235

applicants.mars-one.com/profile/79814be9-7d59-4357-b5e8-fac19a4b6316

They don't look too bad, though I must admit that most of them look pretty damn bad, I'm not even sure if some of them would fit in a shuttle.
#203 - iworshipsanta (05/07/2013) [-]
For science!
#26 - thewafflemaster (05/06/2013) [-]
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#166 to #26 - falloutreaper ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
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#33 to #26 - hydromatic (05/06/2013) [-]
*******		 love the animated adventures.
******* love the animated adventures.
#27 to #26 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
Best Animated Adventure yet!
User avatar #31 to #26 - sonoobish (05/06/2013) [-]
i would leave JUST OUT OF SPITE
#29 - vedgetable (05/06/2013) [-]
i have trained for this moment
User avatar #104 - plainarcane **User deleted account** (05/06/2013) [-]
If we ever successfully terraform Mars, we should allow only people who are intelligent, friendly, kind, open minded and honest to go there. They will create a utopian society and be a shining beacon for Earth to follow.
#159 to #104 - anonomoz (05/06/2013) [-]
sounds like this Elysium scenario, upcoming movie, but not on mars,
User avatar #179 to #104 - secretexplotion (05/07/2013) [-]
And all religions should be banned there, to prevent wars and stuff.
#192 to #179 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
And we should also ban anything related to christmas, easter or the like, only one type of clothing, only one color, and they should all be of the same race and hair color and gender.

Cause you know, people fight for all sorts of reason and hate each other for even more reasons.

Hell, why not lobotomize everyone so that they don't even think differently, thus ending all possibility of wars and stuff.
User avatar #267 to #192 - secretexplotion (05/09/2013) [-]
Oh I'm sorry, it's just the 90 percent of wars in history have a religious reason behind it. I'm not an complete idiot, I understand everyone will find a reason to fight, but I agree, let's ban everything.
#207 to #104 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
Why not just make everyone else live on the Moon?
User avatar #186 to #104 - secretexplotion (05/07/2013) [-]
And all religions should be banned there, to prevent wars and stuff...
User avatar #105 to #104 - Sethorein ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
and then they'll have kids...
#106 to #105 - plainarcane **User deleted account** (05/06/2013) [-]
And their kids will be like them because they will be raised by good people, and grow up in a utopian society.
User avatar #142 to #106 - babbylicious (05/06/2013) [-]
You are too idealistic sir.
User avatar #158 to #142 - plainarcane **User deleted account** (05/06/2013) [-]
Maybe so. The thing is neither of us will ever find out, so I can dream.
#211 to #158 - babbylicious (05/07/2013) [-]
**babbylicious rolled a random image posted in comment #35 at This content contains feels ** Mmm interesting thought there sir o.o
User avatar #107 to #106 - Sethorein ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
so that's how you think it works? I know plenty of great parents with ******* kids... Gonna say it's because society somehow ripped these kids apart in their upper middle class homes with loving parents?
User avatar #112 to #107 - plainarcane **User deleted account** (05/06/2013) [-]
Yes, sometimes you have a child that is raised well by loving parents that turns out to be a piece of **** , but that is rare. You would have those, but they would be a minority. There would not be a large enough percentage of them to drag the whole society down.
#127 to #112 - internetzsoviet (05/06/2013) [-]
A drop of dirt can contaminate an entire glass of water, and a drop of water cannot purify an entire cup of dirt.

Such is life on Earth.
#152 to #127 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
Damn...that's deep
#171 to #112 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
And thus the child shall be submitted to public execution for not fitting into their perfect society
User avatar #115 to #112 - mylazy (05/06/2013) [-]
It would be a minority to begin with, but you must understand that nothing lasts forever. Plus humans are dicks.
User avatar #118 to #112 - Sethorein ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
that's precisely it. Those few in between can easily wreck everything. If not everyone is perfect utopia is lost. The scum will breed with the scum because they can't do any better and they'll raise their kids horribly and just increase their numbers.

Not to mention how hard it is to keep a society functioning with 0% unemployment/poverty and 100% job satisfaction (i.e. a utopia)
User avatar #155 to #118 - plainarcane **User deleted account** (05/06/2013) [-]
I disagree, I think it would be possible to see to it that those undesirable few do not ruin everything. With a very small, highly educated population, criminals would be caught very quickly. When they are, they are sentenced depending on their crime. If they are obviously someone that can not live without hurting other people (murder, rapist) they are executed. There's no reason why someone should have the right to live, when that right constantly takes away the rights of others. If they just need help for something (mental condition, need therapy for some reason) then they receive it, and the problem is solved. If they're just a lazy douchebag that would rather steal than work, they can be sent to a labor camp where they will be forced to do menial labor, and will have a real job lined up for them when they decide that they would rather do that then stay at the camp for the rest of their life.
#185 to #155 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
You couldn't just give people the choise of leaving and going back to earth instead of living in your bloody dictatorship.

And criminals? If the only thing offered to murderers or rapists is an execution, you give them NO reason what so ever not to go on a spree before they get sent to jail.

You might like North Korea mate, hear it's lovely this time of year, sounds like something for you.
User avatar #201 to #185 - plainarcane **User deleted account** (05/07/2013) [-]
I find it amusing that you assume I'm a fascist wannabe dictator just because I see some issues a little differently than you do. I never said a single thing about a dictatorship.

I also find it amusing that you think we should offer murders and rapists a lesser sentence in hope that they will kill fewer people. And just for the record, I didn't mean that anyone who kills or rapes receives the death sentence, I meant those rare cases of antisocial personality disorder that can not be rehabilitated. To keep someone in prison for their entire life just because ruining someone's life seems better than ending it is retarded.
#213 to #106 - hammarhead (05/07/2013) [-]
But what about the possibility of the children, because of their environment, being vastly different? We know that most of the great humans that walked this earth grew up in pain and hardship.... it could create ignorant monsters.....
User avatar #251 to #213 - plainarcane **User deleted account** (05/07/2013) [-]
Well, that's why having a good education system would be important. Although I do see your point, that's something I hadn't considered.
#245 to #106 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
http:/ [url deleted] .h tm
eventually they'll turn into the same degenerates that inhabit earth
#247 to #245 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
-_-
just google "rat city psychology experiment" and click on the first link
User avatar #214 to #106 - muzikmafia (05/07/2013) [-]
Ask Andrew Ryan how that goes
#205 to #106 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
open minded people that only allow people like them to live in there society. You do see how stupid that is right.
User avatar #252 to #205 - plainarcane **User deleted account** (05/07/2013) [-]
No. If one is open minded, then they will see that open mindedness is vital for a society to grow and be successful, and they will want others to be open minded.
#109 to #106 - sheriffhd (05/06/2013) [-]
and then war of the worlds would start as one world would be a peaceful Vulcan society while the other would be a violent human race.
#161 to #104 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
Just pray that it won't be americans who populate it, they'll bring tons of guns up there to feel at home and then shoot up the ******* place.
User avatar #202 to #161 - plainarcane **User deleted account** (05/07/2013) [-]
I'm an American you presumptuous piece of **** . And I like guns and I strongly believe in the right of the individual to own them, that doesn't mean I would bring them to Mars.
#257 to #202 - blacknbluebrony (05/07/2013) [-]
No need to get so worked up over an anon
#224 to #202 - niggernazi (05/07/2013) [-]
you still need to spread democracy and protect yourself against martians you know
#119 to #104 - fleszar (05/06/2013) [-]
I doubt you'll find a single human to have all of these characteristic
#140 to #104 - babbylicious (05/06/2013) [-]
You know who else wanted people with certain desirable characteristics to breed?
User avatar #144 to #140 - plainarcane **User deleted account** (05/06/2013) [-]
You don't see the difference between being selective of character traits and being selective of race? You think saying that a doctor is a better person than a child molester is the same as saying that whites are superior to blacks?
#208 to #144 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
Hitler's views of Aryans were their characteristics.
If all whites were doctors and all blacks were child molesters, then yes.
User avatar #250 to #208 - plainarcane **User deleted account** (05/07/2013) [-]
I think you forgot how to conversation.
User avatar #184 - zdshdci (05/07/2013) [-]
You will never be able to return from that mission. No electronics, no contact with family, you might as well be dead. Not to mention the training leading up to it is several years so that all starts early.
#216 to #184 - sheriffhd (05/07/2013) [-]
well, if they didnt take any electronics, needles to say it would be a short ******* flight.
User avatar #227 to #216 - zdshdci (05/07/2013) [-]
True, but by electronics I meant personal use and entertainment electronics, I.G. computers and phones
#123 - charkoal ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
No thanks...
No thanks...
#7 - SimianLich (05/06/2013) [-]
The sad state of affairs is that I want to go but will never meet the requirements.
User avatar #86 to #7 - NinjaHermit (05/06/2013) [-]
Ditto...
#92 - tonyzepol (05/06/2013) [-]
Space is our final frontier and a place to play with dinosaur toys!!!!!  I'd give up all I have on this earth (minus my body) to get out there.   
   
    Wash [as Stegosaurus]: Yes... yes. This is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... This Land.   
   Wash [as Allosaurus]: I think we should call it... your grave!   
    Wash [as Stegosaurus]: Ah! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!   
    Wash [as Allosaurus]: Ha ha ha! Mine is an evil laugh! Now DIE!   
    Wash [as Stegosaurus]: Oh no, God, oh dear God in heaven...
Space is our final frontier and a place to play with dinosaur toys!!!!! I'd give up all I have on this earth (minus my body) to get out there.

Wash [as Stegosaurus]: Yes... yes. This is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... This Land.
Wash [as Allosaurus]: I think we should call it... your grave!
Wash [as Stegosaurus]: Ah! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
Wash [as Allosaurus]: Ha ha ha! Mine is an evil laugh! Now DIE!
Wash [as Stegosaurus]: Oh no, God, oh dear God in heaven...
#96 to #92 - stealthnull (05/06/2013) [-]
Your gif makes my picture suck.
#89 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
But will mars have internet?
#91 to #89 - sheriffhd (05/06/2013) [-]
all you have to do is look two comments down......
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