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#71 - sparkieemae (05/06/2013) [-]
>Be working at movie theater
>Sets just ended so lobby basically empty except one old man meandering about
>Hasn't gotten to movie yet, probably going to shout that his movie started before he could get to it and he deserves a refund.
>Stocking or sweeping or someshit
>He approaches and thanks me for my help
>Haven't actually helped anyone so just respond with 'I'm sorry?'
>'Oh that wasn't you'?
> Bustles over to manager, explains had an employee help him but clarifies it wasn't me.
>Can we just not call me out to my supieriors as unhelpful please
>'Okaybrogettoyourmoviesowecangetyouyourre-admitpass.jpeg
>Go to do restroom check
>Oh god stench worse then dumpster behind humane society in Phoenix
>All stalls empty and clean except handicapped
>Oh god no please don't let this happen
>Return to lobby
>Old man still out there
>Hasting concession about price of rasinettes
>Counter personal 'I'm sorry sir I understand, we are just a movie theater and this is our primary source of profit"
>"YOU AREN'T LOSING ANY PROFIT I KNOW FOR A FACT AT THE DOLLA STORE THEY SELL THESE FOR 99 CENTS"
>'Sir the boxes here are counted into inventory we are expected to have a certain about of bank to account for each missing box'
#74 to #71 - sparkieemae (05/06/2013) [-]
>Rants about prices of things for a good ten minutes
>Continues to stay in lobby
>All movies have started at this point
>Wtf r u doin man
>Assume that must be his wife in bathroom because why else would he just hang out in the lobby for 20 minutes
>Another employee returns from break
>She looks mildly similar to me because we both have ponytails and glasses
>Tells me that she got bum rushed at the beginning of her break on the way to her car by this old couple at the back of the parking lot
>She had to waste half of payroll free break helping old couple from far end of parking lot as they meandered into building
>She goes into restroom and finally see the handicapped stall reeker exit
>Apparently was lost in bathroom and other employee had to show her the door
>Mind you we have literally four stalls and a single door
>Was circling restroom for a good 10 minutes, lost.
>She shuffles to old man
>They shuffle to box office and ask for a refund since their movie started
>They finally leave.
>Go in for another restroom check
>Oh god the stench is unimaginable
>Right next to sink. in the wastebasket for paper towels right on top sits an adult diaper covered in watery shit
#75 to #74 - sparkieemae (05/06/2013) [-]
>Goddamn it.
>Rebag trash asap and rush trash to dumpster
>The worst is over now at least?
>Return to restroom
>All three stalls clean,
>Get to handicapped stall
>Fuck me
>Shit smeared all over the floor and toilet
>She must have dropped her diaper or something
MFW I got to clean that shit alone for minimum wage
#97 to #75 - stripey (05/06/2013) [-]
"explains had an employee help him but clarifies it wasn't me. "
#107 to #97 - sparkieemae (05/07/2013) [-]
I was just like   
This.    
Fuckin.   
Guy.   
It doesn't help that I'm in the process of trying to be promoted.   
And that it was to the new General Manager who hasn't seen me work.
I was just like
This.
Fuckin.
Guy.
It doesn't help that I'm in the process of trying to be promoted.
And that it was to the new General Manager who hasn't seen me work.
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