McDisasters 16: Oops I Crapped My Pants. Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. I have no problem with old people. More times than not, they are  McDisasters 16: Oops I Crapped My Pants Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D have no problem with old people More times than not they are
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McDisasters 16: Oops I Crapped My Pants

 
McDisasters 16: Oops I Crapped My Pants. Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. I have no problem with old people. More times than not, they are

Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. I have no problem with old people. More times than not, they are much better than the average riffraff you deal with on a day to day basis. But every once in a while, you get someone who's just an asshole. Meet Old Dan. If you can place the literary reference, you win a subscriber! Not only did he destroy my restroom, he busted my balls over a measly 69 cents! Just no pleasing some people.. Anyways, enjoy!

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PART 3 /funny_pictures/4533207/McDisasters+3+The+Whale+Lords/

PART 4 /funny_pictures/4535248/McDisasters+4+The+Windy+Restroom/

PART 5 /funny_pictures/4538188/McDisasters+5+Call+me+Ishmael/

PART 6 /funny_pictures/4540527/McDisasters+6+Hillbilly+Garbage+Ditch/

PART 7 /funny_pictures/4542697/McDisasters+7+Race+Weekend+Madhouse/

PART 8 /funny_pictures/4544444/McDisasters+8+The+Golgothon/

PART 9 /funny_pictures/4546427/McDisasters+9+Decreaser+Death+Cloud/

PART 10 /funny_pictures/4547440/McDisasters+10+The+Ragenadian+Urinal/

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PART 13 /funny_pictures/4552972/McDisasters+13+The+Birds+and+the+Antz/

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PART 15 /funny_pictures/4572642/McDisasters+15+Drivethru+not+Walkup/
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gearshift
saunday, early afternoon
to work counter
knew girl quit after the bus episode
icouldn' t handle the stress
running slower
mmy place is in the grill
burnouts filling my station can' t
handle our pace
bus pulls in
citizen center out for the day
afresh from chruch
cooming in for coffee, pies and icecream
pstart brewing coffee, tell the stoners to drop
pies
abus unloads in parking lot
paediatric thriller to the door
ssome of them are literally dancing
ccan' t wait to get their weekly treat
ffirst few make it in the door
aabout the 10th or so
knotice a stench growing stronger
llike the smell of 1, 000 broken dreams mixed
with polymeric
oold dan shuffles in the direction of the
bathroom
wrest of the bus gets in
aabout of them all together
eevery single person orders the same thing
iapple pie, ice cream cone, senior coffee
69, please
it 40 times, you' d remember it too
oold dan is last to order
ahas shame in his eyes
sstill reeks of death, decay and denture cream
Shounds rough, just bear with me
gguy orders the same thing
69 is your total sir
astards arguing with me over the price
the prices and the tax to him
sstill says its higher than he remembers
ttell him that 39 other people ordered the
exact same thing
people paid the exact same amount
i dont care what they paid, i only pay 2
bucks! periode'
stold him the least he would pay would be
12, 1 buck for an icecream, 1 buck for a pie,
6% sales tax
yhe says its bullshit, refuses to pay
t get anything, goes back to the bus
wrest of the octogenarians eat and drink
coffee for about an hour
out like coal miners going back to
work
ffind it odd none of the men use the restroom
lobby/ restroom sweep after the
crowd leaves
knot much trash or mess in the lobby
aone guy left his cone upside down on his pie
box
dealt with worse in the past
lobby sweep, breath a sigh of relief
the restroom kit
ahit the ladies first
of adult diapers in the can
of coffee and asparagus hangs in the
air
gag
arun the trash
ahead for the mens
oopen the door slowly
notice something awry
oold dans stench hits me with the force of a
baseball bat
stall in back has standing water
ahead back apprehensively
oopen door slowly
cry
iused adult diaper covered in shit
scrammed into the bottom of the toilet
oold dan tried to flush his shame
iused the plunger to assist in his efforts
now sticking out of the toilet
llike a soldiers grave on forgien soil
a couple of times while I' m extracting
the war relic
the blockage, half the diaper makes it
thru the terlet
bset to mopping
scatch another wiff of old dans noxious stench
all over my half clean floor
yhave to start over
scatch another wiff
mmake it to the sink
oblast puke all over the counter and mirror
ddo a quick spot clean
awalk to shift manager, tell him he needs to
send in a finisher
ccan' t go back there
its younoob, finish it'
dude, i' ll be in there all day blowing chunks
if you send me back.'
me back in
about 3 more times cleaning
manager tries to write me up for
insubordination
Aight it, take it to store manager
estore manager sides with me
ssays 'if it made him puke, i can' t imagine
how bad it was..'
parites up shift manager, not sure what for
shires new counter employees same week
For mom McCoys;
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