AoE.. . Alli! l! atlist HHS EMPIRE
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User avatar #32 to #22 - classybot (05/06/2013) [-]
Convert wooden boat to mahogany*
User avatar #19 to #14 - tankerdude (05/06/2013) [-]
he never left
#1 - awildniglet (05/05/2013) [-]
WOLOLOL
WOLOLOL
User avatar #31 to #1 - accdodson (05/06/2013) [-]
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The game will begin in 5 seconds.
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User avatar #36 to #31 - GnRNoD (05/06/2013) [-]
I understood that reference.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tBqdKGiqnI

User avatar #20 - demandsgayversion (05/06/2013) [-]
I always send one villager to the middle of nowhere just in case. I won a game once with the survivor, it was my proudest moment.
User avatar #26 to #20 - thegamerslife (05/06/2013) [-]
This is ******* brilliant (although I would add a couple guards just on the safe side. :D
User avatar #40 to #20 - zaiopeperse (05/06/2013) [-]
I'd take like, five to every defeated base and another five to a random spot. I'd win simply because it was the end of the day and I was the only one who didn't need to catch the bus
#3 - xef (05/06/2013) [-]
Don't rage on me but whats the name of the game? dunno why I'm interested just now in the game but why not?
Don't rage on me but whats the name of the game? dunno why I'm interested just now in the game but why not?
User avatar #16 to #3 - ronniesan (05/06/2013) [-]
Watched your gif listing to this.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJrVZCbKxsE
User avatar #77 to #3 - wittypotato (05/06/2013) [-]
Battletoads, obviously.
#4 to #3 - itsswifty (05/06/2013) [-]
Age of Empires
#5 to #4 - xef (05/06/2013) [-]
Thanks.
Thanks.
#12 to #5 - ethkot (05/06/2013) [-]
let me summarize the game for you, you start off with a town center, 3 villagers, and a scout. you then proceed to build a town, and an army to defend yourself from others who are doing the same. the goal is to gather enough resources to create a large enough of an army to destroy the other player. game play time ranges from 1 hour to multiple days (depending on skill level)
User avatar #23 to #12 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
Don't forget, the campaigns are amazing.
User avatar #34 to #12 - SognaVetr (05/06/2013) [-]
1 hour to multiple days? wtf xD
As a person who plays multiplayer age of empires on a decent level over a decade, an average game lasts between 15 and 90 minutes. if you are a noob playing 8 player compstomp games, it could go up on for many many hours though.
User avatar #49 to #34 - gonzta (05/06/2013) [-]
I've played this like with 5 friends and almost all the games lasted 3+ hours. Seriously in the end someone just chose Persia and ********** the other team with an endless stream of war elephants though.
User avatar #51 to #49 - SognaVetr (05/06/2013) [-]
War Elephants are very weak (hit&run destroys them). No offence, but you guys are noobs :p nothing wrong with that ;)
User avatar #52 to #51 - gonzta (05/06/2013) [-]
Can't hit and run em when there's like 100 knocking our castles down. SERIOUSLY I kept killing them but there was just an infinite stream coming into our bases. (Also **** tons of other units)
User avatar #64 to #52 - SognaVetr (05/06/2013) [-]
Halbedier spam or monk spam also kills them.
User avatar #67 to #64 - gonzta (05/06/2013) [-]
Spammed axe throwers (French unique unit) Killed one elephant in one volley but still not enough.
User avatar #72 to #12 - oishiine ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
I always played Regicide, where you get 6 villagers.
#65 to #12 - chancevance (05/06/2013) [-]
Very well put my good sir, I don't think anyone could have done it better.
#28 to #12 - attentivecrane (05/06/2013) [-]
What kind of buildings can your city create?
User avatar #33 to #28 - pimpinpenguin (05/06/2013) [-]
Barracks, archery range, stable, siege workshop, blacksmith, university, monastery, market, town center, castle, houses, watch towers, keeps, bombard towers, dock, wood camp, mines, farms, and a wonder

that's just off the top of my head

I might be forgetting one or two things...
#86 to #33 - attentivecrane (05/07/2013) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #45 to #33 - astonop (05/06/2013) [-]
It also depends on which game you play.

I generally play AoE 3, so you get the following buildings:

House, market, farm, docks, blockhouse, trading post, stables, armory, plantation, citadel, fort, siege workshop and church.

Also, you begin with a caravan, which gives you 5 villagers, your adventurer and a town center. Additional units and buildings can be unlocked, such as factory, bank and town criers.

All the games are pretty much different, which is what makes then interesting.
#87 to #45 - attentivecrane (05/07/2013) [-]
Thank you.
#30 - thatguythatlaughs (05/06/2013) [-]
Alli! l! atlist HHS   
EMPIRE
Alli! l! atlist HHS
EMPIRE
User avatar #38 to #30 - zaiopeperse (05/06/2013) [-]
What?
User avatar #42 to #38 - zaiopeperse (05/06/2013) [-]
Ohh, nevermind my overlooking
#63 - IamEllis (05/06/2013) [-]
My gameplay.   
>Start out with me and 5 other computer players   
>Start with all of them as my allies   
>Stay loyal, do what they ask   
>When my empire is ready, march to their kingdom   
>"Oh! why hello there friend! of course we will allow your entire army who has no purpose hear into out village!"   
>Turn from ally to enemy and start to attack   
>no retalitation- "Don't hurt us friend! switch back to allies!"   
>Destroy kingdom and move on to next   
>MFW no other kingdom catches on
My gameplay.
>Start out with me and 5 other computer players
>Start with all of them as my allies
>Stay loyal, do what they ask
>When my empire is ready, march to their kingdom
>"Oh! why hello there friend! of course we will allow your entire army who has no purpose hear into out village!"
>Turn from ally to enemy and start to attack
>no retalitation- "Don't hurt us friend! switch back to allies!"
>Destroy kingdom and move on to next
>MFW no other kingdom catches on
User avatar #74 - blackoutonetwotwo (05/06/2013) [-]
For Queen and C-

Wololo.

Vive la France!
#48 - jalthelas ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
'Alli! l! atlist HHS   
EMPIRE'
'Alli! l! atlist HHS
EMPIRE'
User avatar #53 to #48 - mulk (05/06/2013) [-]
how many of us tried doing that mouth thing he is doin?
#58 to #53 - takesomemorewater (05/06/2013) [-]
not me
not me
#89 to #58 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
To this day, I don't know what those kids were trying to accomplish...
User avatar #35 - pimpinpenguin (05/06/2013) [-]
all I have to say is

Marco
Polo
Cheese steak Jimmy's
Robin Hood
Rock on
Lumber jack
Aegis
How do you turn this thing on
User avatar #61 to #35 - konradkurze (05/06/2013) [-]
you forgot photonman, big bertha and e=mc2trooper
User avatar #81 to #61 - patronanvers (05/06/2013) [-]
That's from AoE 1. Still I loved making a platoon of photon men and their leader would be e=mc2

They got **** done
#73 - sumbohde (05/06/2013) [-]
Alli! l! atlist HHS   
EMPIRE   
   
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Alli! l! atlist HHS
EMPIRE

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User avatar #8 - lordgeneral (05/06/2013) [-]
I've been playing AoEII recently...
User avatar #9 to #8 - itsswifty (05/06/2013) [-]
same i just got the HD edition and now my social life is wasting away
User avatar #56 to #9 - dummerbaztard (05/06/2013) [-]
I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THERE WAS A HD EDITION, IM GETTING IT ASAP!!!!
#44 to #9 - penguinsarecool (05/06/2013) [-]
How is the HD version?
Worth it?
User avatar #29 to #9 - bulbakip (05/06/2013) [-]
Is the HD version have Gold too?
User avatar #27 to #9 - rockamekishiko (05/06/2013) [-]
i hear many people got the hd edition, as did i, but i never see anyone playing multiplayer
#24 to #9 - mishterlusk (05/06/2013) [-]
It is glorious. I wasted my holidays playing it.
User avatar #15 - bossmanholms (05/06/2013) [-]
so its 20 bucks on steam, loved it as a kid. still worth it?
#18 to #15 - clockworkhearts (05/06/2013) [-]
Buy it you fool
Buy it you fool
#21 to #15 - danili (05/06/2013) [-]
the multiplayer experience is laggy as hell right now but everything else is golden. buy it!!
User avatar #85 to #21 - bossmanholms (05/06/2013) [-]
long queue times for multiplayer?
#88 to #85 - danili (05/07/2013) [-]
nah, it is lobby browsing
#13 - mericafuckyeah (05/06/2013) [-]
Just like in the Aeneid
User avatar #54 - extremeturtlfetish (05/06/2013) [-]
I play on Gameranger :D
User avatar #37 - zaiopeperse (05/06/2013) [-]
I usually do this when I'm playing with my classmates. (AoE III) We have this one guy who will be quiet for fifteen minutes and then suddenly, BOOM, Imperial cannons, bitch. I always have a handful of settlers ready at all the fallen enemies' bases and randomly in the forest somewhere just in case
#76 - alucardshellhound (05/06/2013) [-]
**alucardshellhound rolled a random image posted in comment #38 at Well fuckin Said **
User avatar #79 - welfarekid (05/06/2013) [-]
Like, who did he even **** to get that **** going?
Is this now an inbred empire?
These are the questions...
User avatar #78 - cattestacles (05/06/2013) [-]
AoE seems pretty good, but I feel Star Wars Galactic Battlegrounds is better
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