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(05/06/2013) [-]
This one time, early in the morning, like 2am I was getting a snack in my kitchen and noticed I had a window open. Sitting on bottom edge of the window was this massive wasp, easily an inch or an inch & a half long, black with white stripes. I didn't really know what to do because it was pretty much almost into my house and it looked built like a ******* tank, so I knew if I swatted the ****** and it came after me I was done. So I grabbed some dish-washing soap and positioned it over the wasp and started to squeeze... then I realized that was ******* retarded, so I turned on my kettle boiled some water and doused it. I think it died instantly by the way it dropped.