Do Spiders make chutney?. Do Earwigs make gravy?. l A wasp flew in the window this morning, so 'get a job!' ft left. I like to think it' s learning to become a
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Do Spiders make chutney?

Do Spiders make chutney?. Do Earwigs make gravy?. l A wasp flew in the window this morning, so 'get a job!' ft left. I like to think it' s learning to become a

Do Earwigs make gravy?

l A wasp flew in the window this morning, so 'get a job!' ft left.
I like to think it' s learning to become a bee now.
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#6 - iliketires (05/06/2013) [-]
Oh they have jobs.
#8 to #6 - toxicketchup (05/06/2013) [-]
I've been stung in the neck by one of these little ***** .

Worst. Pain. Imaginable.
#34 to #8 - irishmanforlife (05/06/2013) [-]
Once I was mowing some guys yard (summer job) and  it had tall praire like grass. And when I was mowing the mower accidentally bumped into a tree, and I thought it was just a regular tree no big deal. No that was a tree with wasps nest in it, and when I hit it and the nest fell on the ground all the wasps came out. And I've must gotten stung about 60-70 times all over my body before running away...Damn 			*******		.
Once I was mowing some guys yard (summer job) and it had tall praire like grass. And when I was mowing the mower accidentally bumped into a tree, and I thought it was just a regular tree no big deal. No that was a tree with wasps nest in it, and when I hit it and the nest fell on the ground all the wasps came out. And I've must gotten stung about 60-70 times all over my body before running away...Damn ******* .
#41 to #34 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
Should have brought your pokemon
User avatar #58 to #8 - lordketchup (05/06/2013) [-]
heh
User avatar #31 to #8 - heartlessrobot (05/06/2013) [-]
I was stung on the tongue by one once. Check your can of soda before you take a drink.
User avatar #38 to #31 - hudis ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
Worse if it gets down your throat before it stings. The swelling can inhibit breathing even if you are not allergic. ******* really are nature's hell brigade.
User avatar #10 to #8 - capslockrage (05/06/2013) [-]
They really don't hurt that bad, I think you've lead a sheltered life if you think that's the worst pain imaginable.
#28 to #10 - wanicochil (05/06/2013) [-]
People have different pain thresholds, something that tickles you could be unbearable to some one else, where as if something is unbearable to you it could tickle them

So no, it doesn't mean they lived a sheltered life, just means they have different pain threshold then you
#44 to #28 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
I agree.

I wanted to thumb you up but I'm a bastard so instead I'm just gonna do this :

someone* whereas* than*
#45 to #44 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
...Actually, I feel bad now. Okay here is your thumb, sorry. :(
User avatar #60 to #28 - capslockrage (05/06/2013) [-]
Pain threshold or not, certain things hurt more than others, no matter the person.
I could name 100 things that hurt more than being stung by a hornet/wasp
User avatar #17 to #10 - esmebuffay (05/06/2013) [-]
I thought the same thing, then one ****** stung me. It was in the meat of my leg so it didn't hurt as much as it could have but it was considerably worse than I would have guessed.
User avatar #11 to #10 - capslockrage (05/06/2013) [-]
led*, not lead.
#42 to #8 - atr (05/06/2013) [-]
My right ear was about twice its normal size for about two days, and it was hot as hell for those two, long days.
User avatar #37 to #8 - palmsspaghetti (05/06/2013) [-]
i was stung on the eyelid. no joke, some of the worst pain ever
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#25 - winstonsexton (05/06/2013) [-]
a wasp flew into my bathroom this morning after i was don showering, i was naked and i didnt had anything to protect myself
User avatar #27 to #25 - snipys (05/06/2013) [-]
Swing your penis at it.....
User avatar #61 to #27 - winstonsexton (05/06/2013) [-]
how do you know i have a penis, even i can barely see it, and thats the reason why i cant use it to kill a wasp with it.
User avatar #53 to #1 - generaljackass (05/06/2013) [-]
I don't know who made this but the hate, rage, fury, bitterness, and resentment couldn't be more accurate. If I walk within a 30 yard radius of a wasp an ambush always follows. Bastards and their infinite arse dagger stings.
#26 to #1 - tews (05/06/2013) [-]
**tews rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at Bronze League Vayne ** MFW ARSE ******* DAGGER
#47 to #26 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
mumu :>
#16 to #1 - blargchikahonkhonk (05/06/2013) [-]
mfw ARSE DAGGER!!
User avatar #48 to #16 - goobyman (05/06/2013) [-]
what does shrödinger have to do with an Arse dagger?
User avatar #62 to #48 - blargchikahonkhonk (05/07/2013) [-]
everything and nothing
#29 - imonaboatman (05/06/2013) [-]
Wasps are like the welfare recipients of the natural world.   
   
   
   
Only they also try to kill us.
Wasps are like the welfare recipients of the natural world.



Only they also try to kill us.
#55 to #29 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
Implying that ******* wont kill us
#4 - theguynamedme (05/06/2013) [-]
I like my women like I like my coffee.....covered in bees!
User avatar #5 to #4 - sepheroth (05/06/2013) [-]
I like my women how I like my bees.
Black and yellow.


I like my bees how I like my coffee.
Drunk.
#12 to #4 - blizzeh (05/06/2013) [-]
I like you in a plastic cup
#46 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #43 - vasilyzaytsev **User deleted account** (05/06/2013) [-]
a wasp entered my room a few days ago. hes been here for three days looking out the closed window when the open one is less than 20 centimetres from him.
User avatar #2 - logicstrike (05/05/2013) [-]
you solved a mystery there wasps are obviously black with yellow stripes (if it where the other way round he would have done your math homework/accounting debending on your age)
#23 - beckilaa (05/06/2013) [-]
Thumb for Eddie Izzard reference
#19 - restfullwicked (05/06/2013) [-]
dude. spiders clearly make gravy.
#36 to #19 - bemmo ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
Damn it, I got it the wrong way round
Damn it, I got it the wrong way round
User avatar #15 - dragonforcegirl (05/06/2013) [-]
Bees are wasps with good personalities.
#50 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
This one time, early in the morning, like 2am I was getting a snack in my kitchen and noticed I had a window open. Sitting on bottom edge of the window was this massive wasp, easily an inch or an inch & a half long, black with white stripes. I didn't really know what to do because it was pretty much almost into my house and it looked built like a ******* tank, so I knew if I swatted the ****** and it came after me I was done. So I grabbed some dish-washing soap and positioned it over the wasp and started to squeeze... then I realized that was ******* retarded, so I turned on my kettle boiled some water and doused it. I think it died instantly by the way it dropped.
User avatar #22 - ronaldmc (05/06/2013) [-]
or it's killed itself because society discriminates against wasps. stick in there wasp,
#20 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
eddie izzard!!
User avatar #13 - explore (05/06/2013) [-]
No, earwigs are the ones that make chutney.
User avatar #35 to #13 - bemmo ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
Goddamnit, I got it the wrong way round D:
User avatar #59 to #35 - explore (05/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, sorry about that, you need years of top quality research like I have.
User avatar #14 - ivoryhammer (05/06/2013) [-]
Wasps are useless cunts, at least a bee makes honey and pollinates flowers.
User avatar #63 - bemmo ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
Apparently someone posted this to Failbook.
User avatar #54 - unncommon (05/06/2013) [-]
Can someone explain?
please
User avatar #56 to #54 - welfarekid (05/06/2013) [-]
Wasps are assholes, they dont do anything but attack **** and eat bugs and **** and kill **** .
Bees pollinate, make honey, and dont kill **** , cause it kills them.
#51 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
Can we have some gifs or images of Man's best friend the praying mantis destroying these ******* ?
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