Past. . i was looking through all of my old documents on my computer and i stumbled across a really long one with 25 pages and i read the WHOLE THING and when i


i was looking through all of my old documents on my computer and i
stumbled across a really long one with 25 pages and i read the WHOLE
THING and when i got to the very end
i saw this
I predict you will not look at this document again for a long time so whenever you do look at It you' ll read
this and remember you hid ten bucks your mattress
you' re welcome]
so i got excited and looked underneath my mattress but instead i found
wow past you was a bitch
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#18 - samxdaxman (05/06/2013) [-]
The description finally got it. I'm so happy for him.
The description finally got it. I'm so happy for him.
User avatar #20 to #18 - TashnaBakninh (05/06/2013) [-]
What is that even for? I'm confused!
#28 to #20 - rimjobmcgee (05/06/2013) [-]
No one knows, but my suspicion is that DJ 4DM1N put it there for the pictures with small or hard to read fonts, and for gifs since they can't be enlarged, to give us a way to read them easier, but like most things it failed miserably
#45 to #28 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
It may also make posts easier to search since no one seems to use the tags and descriptions correctly.
User avatar #51 to #28 - darkcomy (05/06/2013) [-]
it's to help search posts, if the text is too small that thing won't be able to read it either
User avatar #62 to #28 - Cloudlessewe (05/06/2013) [-]
My suspicion is that there are so many tumblr posts, DJ 4DM1N based the whole feature off of them, therefore all tumblr posts will have a perfectly legible description. Either that or he's ******* with us.
User avatar #47 to #28 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
Do you have to type it, or is it some kind of magic reading sorcery?
#71 to #18 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
Ever searched desperately for a picture you saw once, and you knew the actual text in the picture? This one perhaps could help find it, if someone were to look for this in 2 years time, because google image search won't help (it doesn't search words in the pictures)
#9 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
You guys wouldn't remember doing this, even 10 years ago? I would clearly remember it...
User avatar #26 to #9 - thepalmtoptiger (05/06/2013) [-]
25 pages I'd definitely forget. If it was one or two pages and I named it something inconspicuous then I'd probably forget about it within a month. It would just get buried under the ridiculous amount of papers I have for school.
User avatar #83 to #9 - anonymoose (05/06/2013) [-]
Maybe he was VERY drunk.
#23 to #9 - newborn (05/06/2013) [-]
i was walking to class one day when the thought occurred to me that I will forget my current actions. i never forgot thinking that, and it was over 10 years ago. I was in 5th grade.
#19 to #9 - crownsedge (05/06/2013) [-]
I dunno dude, I always forget where I put my keys and that was like 20 seconds ago. I've just given up looking.
User avatar #48 to #19 - rockamekishiko (05/06/2013) [-]
it's not the same. i think anyone would remember the time when you hid money from yourself under a mattress and then typed something about it telling you to go look for it. I would remember that for at least 10 years.
User avatar #27 - mrgoodlove (05/06/2013) [-]
I bet present him is a dick too
User avatar #61 to #27 - thatnerdyguy (05/06/2013) [-]
I bet present him is a her.
Because tumblr.
#22 - onelemonleft (05/06/2013) [-]
There's no ******* way you forget about a 25 page document that you wrote, let alone read the whole ******* thing
#86 to #22 - trollop (05/06/2013) [-]
#29 to #22 - fistmyass (05/06/2013) [-]
It never said he wrote it. He could have placed a random wikipedia page in there, or something...
User avatar #35 to #22 - hammarhead (05/06/2013) [-]
Well, based merely on the frequency and number of places I've seen this, yeah, i'd have to say it's 100% real, no doubt.
#56 to #22 - alihilalk (05/06/2013) [-]
what if he wrote a story and he was just going back over it to see if he still thought it was good?
#59 - epicawe (05/06/2013) [-]
Reminded me of this.
#68 to #59 - lordpancake (05/06/2013) [-]
People say that game spooks/scares the hell out of them, but I never really got that. I played it for a good hour or so and found no element of horror, which essentially made it just me wandering around a castle being chased by something. Though, I guess when you're forced to watch the movie IT when you're four does things to you, but that's just me.
#74 to #68 - chasis (05/06/2013) [-]
>"forced to watch the movie IT when you're four"

This is how I pictured 4 year old you...
#109 to #74 - lordpancake (05/06/2013) [-]
Yeah. thats pretty accurate.
Yeah. thats pretty accurate.
User avatar #70 to #68 - pulluspardus (05/06/2013) [-]
its fun, and "Creepy" but not scary, and isn't about shooting but rather hiding.
User avatar #69 to #68 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/06/2013) [-]
I"m glad I found someone else that didn't' find that game scary.
User avatar #91 to #68 - beroty ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
that's cute,everyday when i was 8 years old to 9 years old
my 98 years old grandmother went to my room naked
to give me milk and cookies

since these days i don't fear nothing
#108 to #91 - lordpancake (05/06/2013) [-]
Pics or it.. didn't happen.. please?
Pics or it.. didn't happen.. please?
#1 - kirkbot (05/05/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#3 to #1 - darkslayer [OP] Comment deleted by darkslayer [-]
#4 to #3 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
gtfo to tumblr and stay there if you like it so much
User avatar #6 to #3 - kirkbot (05/05/2013) [-]
I just don't understand why there is so much tumblr content lately. If I wanted to see tumblr posts, I would go there instead, no?
#7 to #6 - darkslayer [OP] Comment deleted by darkslayer [-]
#32 to #1 - satanlovesyouall (05/06/2013) [-]
This picture is on every tumblr post on this site, and is almost always the top comment.
People complain about reposts all the time... but never unoriginal comments?
User avatar #52 to #32 - kirkbot (05/06/2013) [-]
it's top comment on every tumblr post, because it doesn't specifically say that tumblr is bad or good. It's kinda neutral, even though it is mostly used to say that tumblr posts are bad
#73 to #1 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
and 4chan
#8 to #1 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
To be fair, we cherry pick to an extent. So it's almost a better way
User avatar #21 to #1 - gayboard (05/06/2013) [-]
I like tumblr posts.
#43 to #1 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
the better way too
User avatar #49 to #1 - accdodson (05/06/2013) [-]
*any major picture sharing website
User avatar #60 to #1 - beavatonn (05/06/2013) [-]
It used to be the new way to browse /b/. . what happened O.o
#25 to #1 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
It's funny, Welcome to funnyjunk, a way to browse all that's funny, no matter where it came from.
User avatar #103 to #25 - goobyman ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
>implying i laugh here once once in over 1/2 a year
User avatar #104 to #103 - christopherdolan (05/06/2013) [-]
>Implying your humour is everyone's humour
User avatar #105 to #104 - goobyman ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
you laugh at stuff on this website?
The only funny things are the comments. Everything else is stupid
User avatar #106 to #105 - christopherdolan (05/06/2013) [-]
>Implying browsing comments is not browsing
#14 to #1 - finalkai (05/06/2013) [-]
Considering that I signed up to tumblr recently, I can say that tumblr is almost nothing like this from my view point.
because my viewpoint is following a bunch of porn blogs
User avatar #24 to #14 - potterfan (05/06/2013) [-]
It depends on who you follow.

I post funny text posts and fandom stuff...
#85 - justxjames (05/06/2013) [-]
I tried.
User avatar #92 to #90 - stijnybe (05/06/2013) [-]
Could you please tell me what song that is from again?
User avatar #96 to #92 - TATTYBOJANGLES (05/06/2013) [-]
Hey Jude - Micheal Jackson
User avatar #97 to #95 - stijnybe (05/06/2013) [-]
Oh, right... sometimes i forget how to internet. sorry! "^ ^
User avatar #98 to #97 - fromtheinternet (05/06/2013) [-]
Its fine dude, happens to the best of us.
User avatar #15 - breaken (05/06/2013) [-]
What lovely handwriting.
User avatar #10 - Cleavland Steamer (05/05/2013) [-]
I did the same thing, except it wasn't a 10 bucks or a note under my mattress, it was a decaying hooker's corpse
User avatar #67 to #10 - neokun (05/06/2013) [-]
I hate when that happens.
User avatar #40 to #10 - ilovehitler (05/06/2013) [-]
>not hiding them inside hotel mattresses
User avatar #5 - cptjoe (05/05/2013) [-]
Evil you was a bit of a bitch... yep.
User avatar #65 - ronaldmc (05/06/2013) [-]
funky handwriting doe
User avatar #75 to #65 - Lainge (05/06/2013) [-]
A doe does not have fingers. How would it write?
#33 - chrisruler (05/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #34 - doldis ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
I can't read cursive. What does it say?
User avatar #64 to #34 - yutakenusername (05/06/2013) [-]
I've never learned cursive either, yet I could still make it out because all the letters in these two words look similar to the print letters. I'm not quite sure if you're ************ or not.
User avatar #39 to #34 - yusay ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
You can't?
User avatar #41 to #39 - doldis ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
I never payed attention in the classes, and I've NEVER used it outside of them, and since those were like 12 years ago now, I can't read it at all.
User avatar #42 to #41 - yusay ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
Most of the letters look just like regular Latin letters, so I don't see how you're having a problem. Writing is difficult, but reading should never be.
User avatar #72 to #42 - doldis ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
Its a problem of almost never encountering it. None of my friends use it, and none of the teachers I had after that used it either. The only ones using it were the teachers I had in 1st - 3rd grade and some of my relatives. There's also the problem of each person's handwriting being more or less difficult to read.
User avatar #107 to #72 - yusay ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
That's the same for me, and I have no issues at all reading it.
#78 to #72 - tuxguitarr (05/06/2013) [-]
that's interesting
maybe you can read it, but the cursive in this post isn't too clear
#66 to #34 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
I have no idea what cursive is but I can read this
User avatar #44 to #34 - triforcefox (05/06/2013) [-]
I don't understand why everyone's thumbing you down. Granted, you should be able to read cursive, but that doesn't deserve red thumbs. Especially since it was an innocent question.
#30 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
The description! The content reader thing! It's so ACCURATE!
User avatar #31 to #30 - navadae ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
i was.. genuinely surprised by that
#100 - gregy (05/06/2013) [-]
Do you ever clean your bed?
Do you ever clean your bed?
#79 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
That's some nice handwriting there, what are you a faggot?
#99 - alarmdemon (05/06/2013) [-]
mfw past me
mfw past me
#87 - mrspi (05/06/2013) [-]
What happens if DJ 4DM1N makes a Tumblr for Funnyjunk and then the notes from the FunnyJunk Tumblr make it to the front page of FunnyJunk?
User avatar #88 to #87 - darkslayer [OP](05/06/2013) [-]
DJ 4DM1N's probably too busy running a country and one website to contemplate running a blog.
User avatar #50 - capslockrage (05/06/2013) [-]
Seems fake.
I don't care if it was 30 years later, unless he had a brain injury he would have remembered it after reading the story, you don't forget things like that.
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