title goes here. the tags are a ninja. Ifi ever had sex with Mila Kunis when she starts meanings' m going to get real close to her ear and whisper "Shutup Meg"
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#6 - software (05/05/2013) [-]
i wouldn't blow my chance to have sex with mila kunis, i would wait until morning and whisper it in her ear to wake her up
User avatar #7 to #6 - Kaellnx (05/05/2013) [-]
mila: good morning
you:shut up meg!
#4 - riefenstahl (05/05/2013) [-]
I guess he feels awesome joking about something which is never going to happen.
User avatar #52 to #4 - tantcancer (05/06/2013) [-]
he did say "if"
User avatar #55 to #4 - bricktop (05/06/2013) [-]
you're right because of what you said the joke is no longer funny
#2 - iamtheblackgoat (05/05/2013) [-]
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#43 - ishotthedeputy (05/06/2013) [-]
>Implying a mere human on the internet can make her moan
User avatar #45 to #43 - DemonMatt (05/06/2013) [-]
>Implying that's a mere human on the internet.
#36 - memenoob (05/06/2013) [-]
If I ever had sex with Mila Kunis I'd wake up.
User avatar #37 to #36 - Kingsteveooo (05/06/2013) [-]
and end it, why?
User avatar #60 to #37 - jalthelas (05/06/2013) [-]
He'd realize who he's having sex with, and that it must be a dream, and the fact that he's aware of his dream state would most likely cause him to wake up.
#31 - gtocforyou (05/06/2013) [-]
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#9 - baconfattie (05/05/2013) [-]
Mila was in my small hometown in Spain a few weeks back!

Not me on the pic, just a bar close to my old home.
#14 to #9 - gantgant (05/05/2013) [-]
where is that?
#17 to #14 - baconfattie (05/05/2013) [-]
That's "plaza de la yerba", if you're curious
#16 to #14 - baconfattie (05/05/2013) [-]
Jerez de la Frontera. They have the "feria" (fair?) and it's all party, flamenco and good food.
#67 to #16 - gantgant (05/06/2013) [-]
Thanks was wondering maybe they would come up here to barcelona
#15 to #9 - papitodeloshelados (05/05/2013) [-]
¿Dónde fue?
#30 to #9 - kez (05/06/2013) [-]
Asking for anything, especially photos, when celebs are eating is such a dick move. You're being a jerk and ruining their meal but if they say no they look like a douche and lose fanbase.

If you want a photo with them so bad you will be happy to wait till they are done.

If you cba to wait then you surely dont care that much so dont ruin their ******* meal.

User avatar #35 to #30 - dieanons (05/06/2013) [-]
Well, there is no food in front of them. And there's a check on the table so...
#32 to #9 - John Cena (05/06/2013) [-]
Why is nobody pointing out that that's Ashton Kutcher...
#11 to #9 - hydromatic (05/05/2013) [-]
"Dude, where's my car?"
#27 - theonewhoisnigz (05/05/2013) [-]
I posted this 2 days ago and got 200 less thumbs than you.. And I ain't even mad cause it's still funny!
#13 - awildniglet (05/05/2013) [-]
Like hell you would
Like hell you would
User avatar #26 - areo0420 (05/05/2013) [-]
If I ever had sex with Mila Kunis I'd ride home on my flying pig and tell Santa all about it while drinking the best beer in the world, Pabst.
#40 - pineapplepeople ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
Like he could make her moan...
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User avatar #8 to #1 - swordyou (05/05/2013) [-]
Why are his pants changing colors?
User avatar #38 to #8 - chrisruler (05/06/2013) [-]
the gif is broke
#54 to #38 - John Cena (05/06/2013) [-]
No, he has magic pants.
#24 - ladyxa (05/05/2013) [-]
sex with mila kunis
sex with mila kunis
#29 - nightmaren (05/06/2013) [-]
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#61 - dlodavis (05/06/2013) [-]
God Damn I hate parody Twitter Accounts.



Look how big this Asian woman's face is
User avatar #66 to #61 - silverhellion (05/06/2013) [-]
thats a rooooound face.
User avatar #18 - drankster (05/05/2013) [-]
DEMAMP CAMP!
User avatar #3 - phukyou (05/05/2013) [-]
doesnt he mean if SHE had sex with him ?
just sayin..
User avatar #5 to #3 - vanillasmoke (05/05/2013) [-]
just sayin, the first word in the tweet is if.
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