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It wasn't a dildo, it was one of the shoulder missiles that comes in an Iron Man suit

Talking about dildos doesn't automatically make you funny

what bugged me was the fact that he had literally NO purpose.. whatso ever... he was there to be on fire and make other people on fire... and kill shit... twas kinda disappointed that Mandarin wasn't like a thing really... No magic, nothin'

it sorta says that there won't be any Dr. Strange movies coming out anytime soon... which sucks...

Why couldn't Tony Stark charge the Mark 42 with the arc reactor in his chest? Why did he spend an hour an a half of the movie charging his suit with a car battery? Why was Iron Man 3 the worst movie ever made?

This is what really confused me. Even though he survived much worse and they both know that, they completely ignore him and don't try to make sure he's dead.

SPOILERS FOR ANYONE WHO'S NOT WATCHED IM3 YET.

I enjoyed the film, but at the same time it was kind of disappointing considering the changes they made from the comics.
Extremis is a lot different, to the point that in the comics Tony uses it on himself and as a result gains increased strength, a healing factor similar to Wolverines, his brain becomes able to process things on the level of a super computer and he can even store an under layer of his armour in the hollows of his fucking bones.
Mandarin is an actual villain in that the rings he wears let him do shit like shoot fire, levitate, turn things into other things, etc. In the film he was pretty good, but way different. A mate told me they're apparently trying to do away with the whole magic element in the Marvel films now, which I find to be a crock of shit considering the whole Thor business.

Overall the film was great, but it could have been a lot better as well, Killian was just a big prick there for the sake of "look at me I'm not retarded now Tony!"

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