To the sky. . In I. Though he was gonna collect money from returning the bottles..
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#5 - jonasoe (05/05/2013) [-]
Though he was gonna collect money from returning the bottles..
User avatar #7 to #5 - thatscrewedupkid (05/05/2013) [-]
as did i
#41 to #5 - John Cena (05/05/2013) [-]
I thought he as gonna make a tiny rocket from the bottle, like science n **** ya know.
User avatar #2 - thrashmash (05/05/2013) [-]
And he doesn't even know the kid!
User avatar #27 to #2 - takesomemorewater (05/05/2013) [-]
That's a ******* smart avatar you got there...
#38 to #2 - John Cena (05/05/2013) [-]
my brain hurts
#6 to #2 - forbesydemon ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
Your avatar confused me for longer than it should have
Your avatar confused me for longer than it should have
#3 - John Cena (05/05/2013) [-]
**** this guy. Stealing that homeless man's life savings.
#13 - heroyoudeserve (05/05/2013) [-]
Talk about a bottle rocket.
User avatar #40 - ajperry (05/05/2013) [-]
Or you could have just taken the bottle and put a mento in it.
#51 to #40 - ddoggdiggity (05/05/2013) [-]
i thought that was the plan
#11 - WtfStrawberries (05/05/2013) [-]
Houston, we have a bottle.
Houston, we have a bottle.
#44 to #11 - qubot (05/05/2013) [-]
love pugs
love pugs
#48 to #11 - theturkeyburger (05/05/2013) [-]
Pug gif thread?
Pug gif thread?
#16 to #11 - newborn (05/05/2013) [-]
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#22 - yosemitesamsboner ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
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#54 - wittypotato (05/05/2013) [-]
If you're trying to save money, don't be doin' this **** bro.
User avatar #49 - jaigurudevaom (05/05/2013) [-]
I thought the joke was that he was gunna put a mento in the bottle
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#36 - John Cena (05/05/2013) [-]
Man, FJ is going down the sink...
#43 to #36 - frienderman (05/05/2013) [-]
My MS paint skills are off the charts
#29 - spasticpuppet (05/05/2013) [-]
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#24 - halonachos (05/05/2013) [-]
This reminds of the story "The Rocket" by Ray Bradbury. This guy wanted to send his family on a trip to Mars, but couldn't afford it. In the end he used what little money he had to buy a fake rocket and then used scrap metal and other things to finish it up. He made a static rocket and used colored screens to pretend that they were flying to Mars.

Ray Bradbury was a genius.
#4 - John Cena (05/05/2013) [-]
So let me get this straight. That kid wants a toy rocket. Instead of using a single bottle, maybe two, to make him a toy rocket by cutting and decorating it, he goes to extreme, possibly insane lengths to build him a life sized model of a rocket. Maybe the kid didn't even want one? Maybe having a giant sticky playhouse which smelled like coke was less appealing to him than actually having a toy he could run around in the garden with. But maybe that's just me. If he wanted a rocket he could have walked into, he should have been given a cardboard box.
User avatar #19 to #4 - thereverand (05/05/2013) [-]
You say you wouldn't give the world to put a smile on your kids face?You seriously don't deserve to be a father.
User avatar #10 to #4 - Silver Quantum (05/05/2013) [-]
i can tell you have no kids
#8 - John Cena (05/05/2013) [-]
Or he could get a job and not be a poor piece of **** and not ruin his kids life. He obviously can't support the kid so he should be taken away from the father.
User avatar #20 to #8 - JwBread (05/05/2013) [-]
There's always the possibility he had a day off? He_ could_ have a job, but that doesn't mean he's going to have spare money for buying toys and **** .
#35 to #20 - John Cena (05/05/2013) [-]
In which case he's poor which is just as bad. He can't supply for his child. The kid must hate him.
User avatar #57 to #35 - JwBread (05/06/2013) [-]
He probably has a home plus necessities such as food and electricity and **** . Toys are a luxury which aren't actually needed or important.

Why am I arguing over the back story of a man in a comic
#37 to #8 - deletedmyaccount (05/05/2013) [-]
You must be a blast at parties.
#9 to #8 - antoniospaghettio (05/05/2013) [-]
Yes, he obviously has enough time running around the city, collecting hundreds of empty plastic bottles.
User avatar #1 - captainpatters (05/04/2013) [-]
Why didnt he just sell weed
User avatar #12 to #1 - ilovehitler (05/05/2013) [-]
Maybe he didn't have any to sell?
Or didn't want his son to find out he was dealing drugs?
User avatar #25 to #12 - captainpatters (05/05/2013) [-]
I think you are looking too far into this
User avatar #28 to #25 - ilovehitler (05/05/2013) [-]
No, I'm thinking of logical reasons.

A better question is why would he sell weed? If he did that, he would have to go through all the trouble of growing it, or buying it from another source and then trying to sell it at a higher price, all the while at risk of getting caught by the cops.
User avatar #30 to #28 - captainpatters (05/05/2013) [-]
Understand that i wrote that comment at around midnight while drunk
User avatar #31 to #30 - ilovehitler (05/05/2013) [-]
And I was supposed to realize this how...?
If you wanted to use that to not get into an argument, you should have put that in the first comment you replied to me with.
User avatar #32 to #31 - captainpatters (05/05/2013) [-]
Regardless if I was drunk or not I don't think looking for rational thinking on the internet is a good idea
#53 - dabbzy (05/05/2013) [-]
he stole that hobos bottle what a bastard
he stole that hobos bottle what a bastard
User avatar #52 - pivotmasterdm (05/05/2013) [-]
Did anyone else think he was just going to sell the bottles to buy the toy?
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