To the sky. . In I. Though he was gonna collect money from returning the bottles..
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#5 - jonasoe (05/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Though he was gonna collect money from returning the bottles..
User avatar #2 - thrashmash (05/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
And he doesn't even know the kid!
#11 - WtfStrawberries (05/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Houston, we have a bottle.
Houston, we have a bottle.
#16 to #11 - newborn (05/05/2013) [-]
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#36 - Ken M (05/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Man, FJ is going down the sink...
#43 to #36 - frienderman (05/05/2013) [-]
My MS paint skills are off the charts
#13 - heroyoudeserve (05/05/2013) [-]
Talk about a bottle rocket.
#4 - Ken M (05/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
So let me get this straight. That kid wants a toy rocket. Instead of using a single bottle, maybe two, to make him a toy rocket by cutting and decorating it, he goes to extreme, possibly insane lengths to build him a life sized model of a rocket. Maybe the kid didn't even want one? Maybe having a giant sticky playhouse which smelled like coke was less appealing to him than actually having a toy he could run around in the garden with. But maybe that's just me. If he wanted a rocket he could have walked into, he should have been given a cardboard box.
User avatar #10 to #4 - Silver Quantum (05/05/2013) [-]
i can tell you have no kids
#8 - Ken M (05/05/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Or he could get a job and not be a poor piece of **** and not ruin his kids life. He obviously can't support the kid so he should be taken away from the father.
#9 to #8 - antoniospaghettio (05/05/2013) [-]
Yes, he obviously has enough time running around the city, collecting hundreds of empty plastic bottles.
User avatar #40 - ajperry (05/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Or you could have just taken the bottle and put a mento in it.
#18 - isradam (05/05/2013) [-]
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#54 - wittypotato (05/05/2013) [-]
If you're trying to save money, don't be doin' this **** bro.
User avatar #49 - jaigurudevaom (05/05/2013) [-]
I thought the joke was that he was gunna put a mento in the bottle
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#29 - spasticpuppet (05/05/2013) [-]
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#24 - halonachos (05/05/2013) [-]
This reminds of the story "The Rocket" by Ray Bradbury. This guy wanted to send his family on a trip to Mars, but couldn't afford it. In the end he used what little money he had to buy a fake rocket and then used scrap metal and other things to finish it up. He made a static rocket and used colored screens to pretend that they were flying to Mars.

Ray Bradbury was a genius.
#46 - slashendrix (05/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
He should've kept the bottle caps.
User avatar #45 - thebawsofyou (05/05/2013) [-]
what an unexpected twist, and also
User avatar #42 - jazzspeaks (05/05/2013) [-]
Well... It's the thought that counts I guess...
User avatar #1 - captainpatters (05/04/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Why didnt he just sell weed
User avatar #12 to #1 - ilovehitler (05/05/2013) [-]
Maybe he didn't have any to sell?
Or didn't want his son to find out he was dealing drugs?
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