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#1 - admit (05/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #571 to #1 - pippysfleas (05/05/2013) [-]
i knew when i got down to the comments that that picture would probably be in the top comments
User avatar #388 to #1 - deviousdanish (05/05/2013) [-]
I can't imagine the amount of notifications you get. I must admit, I'd have went insane.
#554 to #388 - admit (05/05/2013) [-]
this is just about the daily amount in mentions.
#524 to #388 - the fuzzball ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
well this is from 15 to 1 and the rankings start at 200....he got a lot
User avatar #568 to #524 - jibb (05/05/2013) [-]
His username
User avatar #602 to #568 - the fuzzball ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
i did not notice that
User avatar #2 to #1 - illshowyouletters (05/04/2013) [-]
I'll admit, that was pretty funny.
#256 to #2 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
Pretty big ego there, assuming that ANYONE on earth cares whether or not you 'admit' that you found something funny. Do you think people are desperate to please you? **** .
#276 to #256 - unikornking ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
Username dumbass
User avatar #491 to #276 - iamkagji ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
Well, you have to admit, he is an anon, which means he's retarded by default.
#538 to #256 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
Looks like it's your time of the month again.
User avatar #488 to #256 - Loppytaffy (05/05/2013) [-]
I think you need to admit to yourself that no one cares about Anons.
#286 - kriterion (05/05/2013) [-]
Seems kinda harsh.
User avatar #141 - esquaredsixteen (05/05/2013) [-]
My mom did this!

Except she put the sock over our heads. And instead of Vaporub it was chloroform.
User avatar #436 to #141 - zaggystirdust (05/05/2013) [-]
what's it like having Casey Anthony as a mother?
#346 to #141 - jojotomaz (05/05/2013) [-]
And instead of a bed, it was a hole in our garden.
#55 - newborn (05/05/2013) [-]
about the hammock...
about the hammock...
User avatar #16 - ShadeElement (05/04/2013) [-]
My wife and I are expecting twins.
In about 4 months you are going to make me look like a GENIUS.
I thank you.
#453 to #16 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
how did you have sex so that your wife gets pregnant to twin? what style and how long? do we have to come inside?
#505 to #453 - temporaryafrican ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #278 to #16 - leown (05/05/2013) [-]
good luck with the children :)
#364 to #16 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
i'm a twin. fyi, it will be very hard but very rewarding in the end. will they be boys or girls?
User avatar #368 to #364 - ShadeElement (05/05/2013) [-]
One boy, one girl according to our latest sonogram.
User avatar #369 to #16 - localcatbarber (05/05/2013) [-]
Call them Batman and Robin. I double ******* dare you.
User avatar #376 to #369 - ShadeElement (05/05/2013) [-]
Ok, we actually discussed this. Let me list the points my wife made-

Batman wasn't Batman's name. It was Bruce. Now if our son turns out gay, we're set, but we can't in good conscience name a straight man Bruce. You almost HAVE to lisp saying it.

According to my wife, naming our daughter Robin would only remind her of Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother. (Yet she picked Lily. I was going to point this out, but I've learned you don't purposely argue with a hormonal pregnant woman.)
User avatar #561 to #376 - gunni (05/05/2013) [-]
If you name her Lily she'll be a wizard
#559 to #376 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
Are you callin' BRUCE CAMPBELL gay????
#487 to #376 - goldengohan ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
Bruce is a risk, it's hard to tell if a kid is gay for the first decade of their life
User avatar #426 to #376 - localcatbarber (05/05/2013) [-]
There are people who can make people straight. If he turns out straight, I'm sure they can make him gay.
#221 to #16 - pappathethird (05/05/2013) [-]
#527 to #16 - bigshowsteveo (05/05/2013) [-]
#564 to #16 - dragontear (05/05/2013) [-]
good luck
#390 to #16 - ohaibrooooh (05/05/2013) [-]
I daresay, I wish you the best of luck, my good man.
User avatar #372 to #16 - onionbubs (05/05/2013) [-]
I really want to have identical twins.
Lets say, for arguments sake, that the twins are called Jeff and Toby.
I'll tell all my friends that I had triplets (and photoshop the pic of them). I'll say that baby #3 is called Jake.
Then, when with friends, I'll pick two names out at random. Even though I have Jeff and Toby, I'll say I have Jake and Jeff, and the wife is looking after Toby.
Eventually, people wont even doubt that I have triplets.
Then they come round my house, and I say "here is Jeff and Toby!" and they're like "where's Jake?" and then I pretend I lost him and [insert punchline here, I forgot where I was going with this story]
User avatar #377 to #372 - ShadeElement (05/05/2013) [-]
We plan on eventually telling the twins they were actually triplets, but he didn't behave...
User avatar #378 to #377 - onionbubs (05/05/2013) [-]
dude thats some good psychological parenting...
User avatar #18 to #16 - qubot (05/04/2013) [-]
always happy to help what u planing on naming your twins
User avatar #19 to #18 - ShadeElement (05/04/2013) [-]
Fraternal twins. Boy and Girl.
Gunnar Carl (pronounced Gunner, its swedish) and Lily Danger. Yes, danger IS her middle name.
User avatar #42 to #19 - laelaps (05/05/2013) [-]
**laelaps rolls 00** I don't think so. Starting now dubs names your kids name.

> Roll related: Chipotle and Slagathor
User avatar #60 to #42 - ShadeElement (05/05/2013) [-]
Slagathor isn't a stretch. If it were two boys, my Swede wife wanted to name the second Ragnar. I told her only if his middle name were "The Destroyer". She agreed. We got Lily Danger instead though.
User avatar #103 to #60 - laelaps (05/05/2013) [-]
If you're going with Ragnar the middle name has to be "the red" OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

there once was a hero named Ragnar the Red
Who came riding to Whiterun from ole Rorikstead
And the braggart did swagger and brandish his blade
As he told of bold battles and gold he had made

But then he went quiet, did Ragnar the Red
When he met the shield-maiden Matilda, who said;
"Oh, you talk and you lie and you drink all our mead
Now I think it's high time that you lie down and bleed!"

And so then came clashing and slashing of steel
As the brave lass Matilda charged in, full of zeal
And the braggart named Ragnar was boastful no more-
When his ugly red head rolled around on the floor!
#254 to #60 - hurrdurka (05/05/2013) [-]
Call the boy Runkar, it's a beautiful name, even ask your wife.
User avatar #586 to #60 - rufless (05/05/2013) [-]
**rufless rolls 991** FALCOR and Timmy-Tin
User avatar #43 to #42 - laelaps (05/05/2013) [-]
I'll let you choose which gender gets which name
#227 to #19 - headhunternl (05/05/2013) [-]
Why did my parents not give me the middle name Danger   
they probably don't love me
Why did my parents not give me the middle name Danger

they probably don't love me
#61 to #19 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
how would gunner do at an airport?
User avatar #68 to #61 - ShadeElement (05/05/2013) [-]
The same thing his daddy does. Ask the TSA agents how many terrorists they've caught and tell people to stop being pussies and get on the damn plane. If a jihadist can take over the plane with a nail file, then I can strangle him with my headphone cord.
User avatar #353 to #68 - revanthewin (05/05/2013) [-]
**** man, don't say that. I'd prefer they didn't ban headphones too.
#464 to #353 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
The way i see it, if someone can hijack a plane with a pair of nail clippers, they can damn well do it without them.
User avatar #20 to #19 - qubot (05/04/2013) [-]
if those children need to have their own prime time drama when they grow up. I can see it now!
Gunner Carl and Lily Danger: Directed by Micheal Bay
sure beats the names i was thinking of
Phillip Antonio Dolphin The 2nd and Cpt Giggles
(leitly what i was going to name my future kids)
User avatar #21 to #20 - ShadeElement (05/04/2013) [-]
I run those by the Misses. lol
User avatar #22 to #21 - qubot (05/04/2013) [-]
my girl friend died at the sound of Philip Antonio Dolphin the 2nd not so much a Cpt giggles she wants it to be Stripperella
User avatar #442 to #19 - UberAndrew (05/05/2013) [-]
Make sure she grows up to be awesome and not a hipster or a facebook bimbo.
You can't have Danger as a middle name and NOT grow up awesome.

Try and get her into extreme sports. She's get her own reality show in a heart beat.
User avatar #593 to #442 - ShadeElement (05/05/2013) [-]
Her grandfather was a downhiller and is now a ski coach. Her mother raced Super G. I have been informed both kids will be skiing before they can walk. We bot the extreme sports covered.
User avatar #237 to #19 - vegardwd (05/05/2013) [-]
you should have called them Luke and Leia
#562 to #19 - chosencausefuckyou **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#555 to #19 - lordmoldywart (05/05/2013) [-]
I can't begin to imagine how much your kids are going to be bullied when they're in school
User avatar #592 to #555 - ShadeElement (05/05/2013) [-]
Kids are cruel. It doesn't matter what your name is. They will find a way to mock it.
User avatar #597 to #592 - lordmoldywart (05/05/2013) [-]
But you are making it easy for them...
User avatar #598 to #597 - ShadeElement (05/05/2013) [-]
Gunnar is an awesome name.
It means Soldier or Warrior in Swedish.
Lily is pretty, and you can't get much cooler than having your first attendance call of your first day of school reveal that Danger is your middle name.

Anyone who makes fun of those are just haters. And haters gonna hate.
User avatar #600 to #598 - lordmoldywart (05/05/2013) [-]
You're giving them something to play on, and it will be one of the first things a bully would pick up on
User avatar #601 to #600 - ShadeElement (05/06/2013) [-]
You are the only one who seems to find it mockable rather than awesome. I think their classmates will feel the same way.

My wife's American classmates called her Car Insurance because of how the swedes pronounce Karin. Grown ups still giggle at my Bosnian friend when he introduces himself as Enis. I was called Dumbo for my large ears as a kid. In highschool I got the unfortunate nickname of Dangle because of how my friends little sister mispronounced Daniel. I remember one kid showed up to first grade in a cast. For all I know he's still called Crutchy.

Kids are mean. Some douches never grow out of it. Its not gonna stop us from naming our children something distinctly us.
User avatar #603 to #601 - lordmoldywart (05/06/2013) [-]
I'm just stating the obvious. Your attention seeking is only going to harm your kids. It is how it is
User avatar #604 to #603 - ShadeElement (05/06/2013) [-]
Excuse me? Attention seeking?

You assume too much sir.
First of all, my in-laws are proud Swedes. Gunnar is a perfectly normal Swedish name. In fact, Gunnar is a family name, after her Grandfather.

The middle name Danger is hardly attention seeking. Its a ******* MIDDLE name. Think of all the people you know, how many of them do you know their middle name? I'm willing to bet its only a handful of your closest friends and family. So forgive us for wanting to add a little levity to our family and something endearing for her friends.

Its not like we are giving her a first name Apple, or Peekaboo, or The Edge.
We put a lot of thought and affection into naming our children. If you don't like it, name your kids John Smith for all we care.
User avatar #605 to #604 - lordmoldywart (05/06/2013) [-]
Nothing wrong with Gunnar, my point was aimed at Danger, the only weird name out of all of them
User avatar #606 to #605 - ShadeElement (05/06/2013) [-]
In many cultures you are given two names.
A private name known by only your closest friends and family,
and a public name used formally by everyone else.

The closest thing we have to that in Western culture is a middle name. Your first and last names are what you are formally addressed as by the general population. Your middle name is almost entirely unknown to anyone but your inner circle, and pretty much only ever used by your mother. Mom using your full name lets you know you're in deep **** . Your middle name is often the most personal thing a family gives you. Often it is in honor of an ancestor, great friend, or even a meaningful memory.

Also, in our ever connected world, you are bound to have a duplicate first and last name many times over. Often the only thing outside of a government issued personal identification number that will distinguish you from any other John Smith is your middle name.
My experience has taught me the more unique this is, the better. Receiving a court summons or traffic ticket intended for someone else is never fun. Trust me.

I'm sorry you don't like the middle name of Danger. Chances are you'll never meet our daughter, and even if you do, chances are even slimmer you'll ever know or even use her middle name. Hell, if she doesn't like it, she never has to use it either. That's the great thing about middle names. They are personal, private. Something given to you by your parents to make you unique. Even if no one else knows it but you.

They are anything BUT attention seeking, and if she's really worried about bullying, she doesn't have to let anyone else know. Although unless she runs into your kid, I think Danger will win her more cool points than anything.

User avatar #272 to #19 - alltimetens ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
You're lucky you don't live in the U.S. You're child would probably have to go through a name-change before she would even step into school.
User avatar #332 to #272 - ShadeElement (05/05/2013) [-]
We DO live in the U.S.
Thankfully we live in Alaska, where people aren't scared of their own shadows.
User avatar #23 to #18 - thatscrewedupkid (05/04/2013) [-]
im naming my next kid if a boy Jack Daniel and if a girl Zelda Lynn.
#588 to #18 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
I want twin girls
I would name one Sierra and the other Savannah
Both biomes, but both beautiful names
(you can't just name a kid Tundra or some **** that's just retarded)
User avatar #596 to #539 - ShadeElement (05/05/2013) [-]
Omg a raptor would be win.

I think the reason people say "expecting" is because even with todays medical tech, you're never quite sure. It could be twins. It could be a little girl and a dead baby. Until they both come out breathing and healthy, you can't be sure.

Being an expecting father has to be the most helpless feeling in the world. Its all in your wife's hands (or womb, I should say). Its up to her to eat right, rest enough, take her vitamins etc. You just have to watch and wait. Your entire world could come crashing down and there is litterally NOTHING you can do to help.
#351 to #16 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
what the **** are you doing on funnyjunk? i can't be the only one thinking this...
#310 to #16 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
too bad this is just this guy imagination on bed while he was in a coma
#523 to #16 - sphinxe (05/05/2013) [-]
Good luck!
Good luck!
#99 to #16 - primerpower (05/05/2013) [-]
Number one dad tip

#79 - mrbarks (05/05/2013) [-]
all i did when i was younger was play on 			*******		 monkey bars and my handwriting is still 			****
all i did when i was younger was play on ******* monkey bars and my handwriting is still ****
User avatar #511 to #79 - thomasman (05/05/2013) [-]
5/10 for comment

10/10 for .gif
#34 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
No child in the entire universe or any parallel universe will ever pick up a juice box by the side flaps no matter how hard you teach simply can't be done...
#545 to #34 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
I do.
#8 - udo (05/04/2013) [-]
It's interesting to think that if anyone besides a 5-year old were to use this as actual currency, the recipient would immediately think they're being handed stripper tip money.
User avatar #319 to #8 - lightninghedgehog (05/05/2013) [-]
it's also illegal to do that kind of stuff.

it's considered "defacing government property"
User avatar #387 to #319 - bookyle (05/05/2013) [-]
not that anyone would care if it is used by a 5 year old.
#7 - udo (05/04/2013) [-]
>Beta fag
>See this
>"Wow these are pretty smart and helpful!"
>Proceed to save image for later use
>Sit there and think about how I won't ever need these anyway, considering my atrocious love life
>Have bowl of Reese's puffs and cry myself to sleep
User avatar #472 to #7 - weenieandthebutt (05/05/2013) [-]
I know the same exact feel, especially from last night when I went to this goth club with a girl I like and she ended up with another guy, promptly ditching me and not letting me know she left the place. In what ever shape or form, no girls like me at all and I'm gonna end up all alone and being able to have kids as well.

User avatar #553 to #7 - dayasalion (05/05/2013) [-]
I'm nowhere near close to having a kid, but i have an older sister who's trying to have a kid at the moment and i saved the image so it could help me be the best ******* uncle in the world.
User avatar #320 to #7 - zoidz (05/05/2013) [-]
The Vick Vapo Rub in the socks thing is amazing...also get baby powder and pass that on your...'lower region' will feel like a whole different person, you will breath easier for some reason.
User avatar #311 to #7 - anonomoz ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
well, we can adopt a kid
#273 to #7 - thebw (05/05/2013) [-]
Here bro, have some life hacks!
User avatar #456 to #273 - bigmanfifty (05/05/2013) [-]
Hmm, being 'alpha' is remarkably close to being immature
User avatar #548 to #273 - goobyman (05/05/2013) [-]
pdf on life hacks
granted, this is 4chan so this has no chance of success.
User avatar #582 to #548 - dayasalion (05/05/2013) [-]
>high performance
>1gb of ram
holy **** when was this written?
#463 to #273 - djvita (05/05/2013) [-]
keep them coming! we all need some of those!
#445 to #7 - dingbox (05/05/2013) [-]
No one stands in your way more than yourself!
User avatar #58 to #7 - banditmuffin (05/05/2013) [-]
I cleaned out my random folder the other day and found a bunch of saved homemaking/ relationship tips from as far back as 2008 that have since been untouched.

I know that feel bro.
#115 to #7 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
Not with that attitude.
User avatar #121 to #7 - ryanmck (05/05/2013) [-]
At least u have Reese's puffs the second greatest cereal known to man and/or dolphins
User avatar #306 to #121 - sirwolfcat (05/05/2013) [-]
User avatar #608 to #306 - ryanmck (05/06/2013) [-]
Don't you dare try and say Waffle Crisp isn't better than Reese's puffs. Don't even think about it
User avatar #621 to #608 - sirwolfcat (05/18/2013) [-]
#4 - twi (05/04/2013) [-]
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and always cook them medium-rare
#30 to #4 - skords ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
is that from a game?
#206 to #30 - hairibar (05/05/2013) [-]
sims 2
User avatar #504 to #30 - Shenanigins (05/05/2013) [-]
No, from actual life.
#508 to #504 - skords ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
User avatar #512 to #508 - Shenanigins (05/05/2013) [-]
No, it's not a link, it's a well cooked baby.
User avatar #31 to #30 - qubot (05/05/2013) [-]
yes by the looks of it sims 3
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User avatar #239 to #127 - enorus (05/05/2013) [-]
If you download the mod, yes.
#253 to #239 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
you can also build a tower and kill your neighbours with a bigass sniper rifler herpderp im an anon black guy gay dictator north yada yada. anyway..look it up on youtube (pref. robbaz, he is funny)
#270 to #4 - astisk (05/05/2013) [-]
****		, I overcooked
**** , I overcooked
#335 to #270 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
It's not even 7 AM and I've already made myself look stupid trying not to laugh hysterically. And yet I failed.
User avatar #5 to #4 - qubot (05/04/2013) [-]
the girl in the window is all like " No! No! i want mine well done!"
#63 - WolfRider (05/05/2013) [-]
what the 			****		 is in monster spray oh god you cant just give instructions and not elaborate on ingredients i must know
what the **** is in monster spray oh god you cant just give instructions and not elaborate on ingredients i must know
#567 to #63 - woojestonie (05/05/2013) [-]
Jizz and dog piss.
Jizz and dog piss.
User avatar #69 to #63 - foelkera (05/05/2013) [-]
8 oz water, 4 drops lavender oil. Shake well before each use for maximum beastie blocking.
User avatar #70 to #69 - WolfRider (05/05/2013) [-]
are monsters allergic to lavender oil?
User avatar #77 to #70 - ironsoul (05/05/2013) [-]
also water
User avatar #71 to #70 - foelkera (05/05/2013) [-]
User avatar #389 to #69 - holywarstpd (05/05/2013) [-]
Instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.
#238 - Cyraxx (05/05/2013) [-]
Average CoD player
#458 to #238 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
#11 - meter (05/04/2013) [-]
kid's face when nokia
kid's face when nokia
#407 to #11 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
I love wolves
#32 to #11 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
God Damnit Moon Moon...
#336 - jizzmonster (05/05/2013) [-]
You really believe she's doing homework?
#159 - ultimoz (05/05/2013) [-]
Why would anybody on Funnyjunk need these tips? It's not like they'll ever get kids, anyway.
#618 to #159 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
I happen to be pregnant actually.
User avatar #420 to #159 - triforcefox (05/05/2013) [-]
You could also take these as babysitting tips.
User avatar #195 to #159 - arktorious (05/05/2013) [-]
I'll be a dad in about six months. On the other hand, I'm not very active user.
User avatar #230 to #195 - stealthpsybeast (05/05/2013) [-]
I'm going to be an uncle around October because my big sister's pregnant, I could show her this.
User avatar #235 to #230 - Cello (05/05/2013) [-]
I read that as "I could show her tits". You almost became my best friend.
#315 to #230 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
uncle? not the dad? I'm surprised
#461 to #159 - camcrunk (05/05/2013) [-]
I've got a son hombre.
Here's the handsome man
#9 - phynight (05/04/2013) [-]
How do monkey bars help with handwriting?
User avatar #143 to #9 - galaxiegal (05/05/2013) [-]
calluses have nothing to do with it. it is all about hand strength and dexterity. But a more effective method is having your kid play with play-dough. Much more fun also.
#226 to #9 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
It doesn't. It's a boot camp style punishment. After the monkey bars the kid did 12 miles.
User avatar #10 to #9 - qubot (05/04/2013) [-]
doing the monkey bars will eventually grow Calais usually kids at younger ages have a difficult time holding onto things because of their smooth hands thus making their penmanship sloppy.
User avatar #15 to #10 - daftiduck (05/04/2013) [-]
I could never do monkey bars as a kid. And my hand writing's **** .
Are you saying there's a connection there?
User avatar #149 to #15 - mcroflskates (05/05/2013) [-]
I dunno how well this actually works, I loved monkey bars as a kid and my hand writing has been **** and the same since third grade.
User avatar #24 to #15 - thatscrewedupkid (05/04/2013) [-]
im the same way!
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#497 to #25 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
my case is vice versa.
User avatar #56 to #10 - cmilanes (05/05/2013) [-]
I did the monkey bars like a beast... and my handwriting looks like i had a seizure.
#164 to #56 - seizure (05/05/2013) [-]
no it doesn't
User avatar #521 to #164 - cmilanes (05/05/2013) [-]
haha nice
#293 to #10 - Weekendman (05/05/2013) [-]
So, you are telling me I have ****** handwriting because I have soft hands? **** it. Soft hands are all I need for the single life.
User avatar #138 to #10 - skulldan (05/05/2013) [-]
i went on the monkey bars heaps as a kid and my hand writing is still ****
#393 to #138 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
Maybe you didn't do it long enough
#89 to #10 - infinitesinz (05/05/2013) [-]
So, I have ****** handwriting because I have sexy as **** hands?
User avatar #28 to #10 - Blargosnarf (05/05/2013) [-]
I was thinking more along the lines of strengthening the muscles for the hands, allows a stronger grip and all.
#627 to #10 - anon (01/21/2014) [-]
My hands a callused as **** , and my english looks like Sanskrit.
#471 to #10 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
My hands are as soft as a baby's and my handwriting is pretty decent
#425 - rodneyabc (05/05/2013) [-]
Kinda odd that this made the front page.

Are there really that many parents on funnyjunk?

I seriously hope not.

"Daddy, there's a girl at school that I like."
"She's probably a femnazi dyke, Jon-Un. Stop talking to her."
#360 - unicornslut (05/05/2013) [-]
Now I am going to be the best mommy in the world! First thing I need is a vagina!
#327 - cazabrow (05/05/2013) [-]
Brb guys sending this to my doctor.
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