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File: -( 312 KB, 2600x1950, )
T’ l 1996
flappin
stealing my balls
steel lump en right ball
neared as ****
ester: lapping
went tap mewthree weeks because scared
bsearch the internet
mete to the doctor
age to doctor
vsuper genieus
sits a she
stall her about the lump
sshe says she needs to check
dvicks getting hams because of nerves and whatnot
sshe touches my ball
H get an erection
sshe says its okay and normal
H havent lapped fer three weeks
allmost blowing my lead but trying not to
sshe gently squeezes
H cant held it
scum all ever hamface
ashes speechless
rim ashamed as ****
met up and run away
might have cancer and came ever doctor
What do lb’?
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#141 - slaughterface (05/06/2013) [-]
taste the rainbow, bitch
taste the rainbow, bitch
#121 - toshietosh (05/05/2013) [-]
You can always tell her to...
You can always tell her to...
User avatar #116 - doctordalek ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
I feel like it would be appropriate to warn the doctor or face away.

Lol who am I kidding, I would never pass up an opportunity to jizz all over a doctors face.
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#112 - mariamental (05/05/2013) [-]
I was in that thread!
Someone got quints too.
User avatar #125 to #112 - theafroman (05/05/2013) [-]
I was gonna put that, but then i was like **** it.
User avatar #107 - kroople (05/05/2013) [-]
the ******* text recognition...i'm laughing my ass off
#106 - eriberto (05/05/2013) [-]
mfw: steel lump en right ball
mfw: steel lump en right ball
#103 - jalthelas (05/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #102 - thestolensweetrole (05/05/2013) [-]
flappin
stealing my balls
steel lump en right ball
neared as ****
ester: lapping
went tap mewthree weeks because scared
bsearch the internet
mete to the doctor
age to doctor
vsuper genieus
sits a she
stall her about the lump
sshe says she needs to check
dvicks getting hams because of nerves and whatnot
sshe touches my ball
H get an erection
sshe says its okay and normal
H havent lapped fer three weeks
allmost blowing my lead but trying not to sshe gently squeezes H cant held it scum all ever hamface ashes speechless rim ashamed as **** met up and run away might have cancer and came ever doctor What do lb’? wat.....
User avatar #99 - flingwing (05/05/2013) [-]
jeez thats some stamina. i mean of course youre gonna cum quickly after a three week dry spell but she didnt even touch is dick...
#97 - ovehnine (05/05/2013) [-]
oh no. I quit masturbating about 7 weeks ago and this is the one thing I haven't though of.

<MFW
User avatar #110 to #105 - ovehnine (05/05/2013) [-]
After doing some research it turned out that the negative effects actually outweighed the positive. Everyone will pick their own reasons (better luck with women, normal sex life, etc.) but I felt like my life was getting more and more terrible without any real reason. It was worse than sadness. It was nothing. I was feeling so empty all the time and if there was any chance that this could lift the curse, then I was doing it. I'm on my longest streak of 53 days and I've never looked back.
User avatar #118 to #110 - timmywankenobi ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure doing it a few times a week has no negative effects really ,And what your describing sounds like depression and has nothing to do with it at all. you probably feel better due to the placebo effect from convincing yourself it was the source .
User avatar #120 to #118 - ovehnine (05/05/2013) [-]
You might be right, but I desperately needed that placebo. And it's hard to check for yourself for any change that it might give. Not trying to push it on anyone, just saying it wouldn't hurt to check a video or two (Your Brain on Porn) online and make a little more educated decision.
User avatar #122 to #120 - timmywankenobi ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
I guess so.
#113 to #110 - inevitabledeath (05/05/2013) [-]
good for you!

Although I have to ask, were you masturbating becuase you felt sad and wanted to feel happy, or just because you wanted to?
User avatar #115 to #113 - ovehnine (05/05/2013) [-]
It was just a fun little past-time. I've never even given any attention to real life sex. Sure, I'd like to have it some day with someone meaningful, but everyone keeps seeing each other as successful by their number of boy/girlfriends or how often they've had sex. It's pathetic. To see everyone waste their lives trying to find love or "get some". I feel the same way about relationships...
#117 to #115 - inevitabledeath (05/05/2013) [-]
once you get a girlfriend, it's awesome. Let me tell you from experience, that even though you guys will have sex, you do ********** . Mostly during phone sex, though...
User avatar #119 to #117 - ovehnine (05/05/2013) [-]
Thanks, I'm sure it will be, but I'm not too worried. I'm not trying to say that it's pointless. If anyone, I value a strong relationship. It's just kinda disturbing to see all these people so desperate to experience it that they'll rush into it with anyone and take away almost everything that makes it special.
#123 to #119 - inevitabledeath (05/05/2013) [-]
totally, I know what you mean. I waited 3 months to have sex with my girlfriend becuase I wanted to make sure that she was "the one"
User avatar #126 to #123 - ovehnine (05/05/2013) [-]
That's the kind of stuff I like to hear. Nobody likes a guy motivated by sex. I want my girl to mean something to me. Even if that means I never get laid. In the mean time however, I'm actually a lot more okay with being single than anyone else.
#128 to #126 - inevitabledeath (05/05/2013) [-]
You could go about being asexual. Having a relationship with a girl where you do everything a normal couple does, minus the sex. And once you feel you're ready to start the sexual part of the relationship, talk with her about it. You'd be surprised how many women want to have a boyfriend, but don't want to have sex. If you describe what your looking for, and add that your asexual, you can meet A LOT of women.
User avatar #129 to #128 - ovehnine (05/05/2013) [-]
I'm not REALLY asexual, but I know what you mean. That sounds good. Just hanging out with a girl. That's another reason I haven't dated yet. I can get anything I want out of our friendship. Except as soon as they get boyfriends, I always end up being left behind...
#130 to #129 - inevitabledeath (05/05/2013) [-]
Leave subtle inuendos every now and then. Me and my girlfriend started out as friends, then one day she told me she had a rough day at work and her feet were killing her, and I offered to give her a foor massage, and then things took off from there.
User avatar #131 to #130 - ovehnine (05/05/2013) [-]
I do. This one girl in particular is just not interested, but is willing to go for nearly everyone else. She found out once but she had a boyfriend. I thought I'd be over it by now. I just want to stop being jealous. This is where the summer is always my golden opportunity. I know it sounds cold, but I'm not very attached to people and if I don't have to see school friends, I can go for all those weeks blissfully swimming in the river of ***** I no longer give.
#133 to #131 - inevitabledeath (05/05/2013) [-]
Well, I'd like to recommend a book for you that helped me. It's called "How to succeed with women" by Ron Louis and David Copeland. You can get it for about $6 on Amazon. Don't skip anything, even if you think you already know it, read all of it. It's mostly targeted at older men who want to meet younger women, but I'm 19, and I found a lot of content really helpful.
User avatar #134 to #133 - ovehnine (05/05/2013) [-]
I'm not looking to succeed and she's not a woman. She's a girl I can't get over. I just want her little "spell" to break.
#135 to #134 - inevitabledeath (05/05/2013) [-]
Well, the book will also help you to get over girls that might not be interested in you. It talks about female body language, and what they're really saying when their mouths aren't. It also talks about how to "dress to impress", and it talks about how to spot "crazy" women and how to handle those types of relationships.
#136 to #135 - inevitabledeath (05/05/2013) [-]
how old are you if you don't mind me asking?
#96 - RandomSauce ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
I tried.
User avatar #95 - happygrowman (05/05/2013) [-]
well i guess youll just have to die.
#94 - slashendrix (05/05/2013) [-]
The lightbulb description was more entertaining than the actual story.
User avatar #92 - ronaldmc (05/05/2013) [-]
no regrets
User avatar #91 - oliviersans (05/05/2013) [-]
don't female doctors DJ 4DM1Nister a pill to prevent erections when they are working with male patients genetalia?
User avatar #93 to #91 - VaultTechy (05/05/2013) [-]
Nah, and besides, this guy probably just rolled up at a regular appointment, and she just had to quickly check it out, there's no such medicine that would take effect that quickly, he'd just be standing around the room with a stiffy for like half an hour
User avatar #89 - TrentStatic (05/05/2013) [-]
I just want to say that I saw this on /b/ yesterday and I am now a happy man.
User avatar #86 - mondominiman ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
Now i have to go ********** to some female doctor getting ****** or similar situation.
#85 - forgivens (05/05/2013) [-]
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#88 to #85 - mtandy (05/05/2013) [-]
Also that gif is pretty neat.
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