Interesting.. Now i have to find a girl that want to come to my house......or buy one, that's easier... Yup, because the average funnyjunker needs help scaring off members of the opposite sex
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#4 - austinpowerz (05/04/2013) [-]
Yup, because the average funnyjunker needs help scaring off members of the opposite sex
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#17 to #11 - austinpowerz (05/05/2013) [-]
Nope
User avatar #43 to #4 - erwtje (05/05/2013) [-]
implying we actually could get someone of the opposite sex that is not related in our home.
User avatar #13 to #5 - clockworkmage (05/05/2013) [-]
Are you aware what you've just done? You have doomed us all.
User avatar #6 - evilanakie (05/05/2013) [-]
teach it to say
oh my god its so big
invite woman
#26 - hydromatic (05/05/2013) [-]
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#46 to #26 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
And nurse me your questions
#16 - harbingerwolf (05/05/2013) [-]
If i ever got one i would teach it the whistle from Kill Bill :3   
   
   
   
   
I need to learn how to whistle first...
If i ever got one i would teach it the whistle from Kill Bill :3




I need to learn how to whistle first...
User avatar #23 to #16 - craxxet (05/05/2013) [-]
I've got a friend who can whistle that tune through his teeth while grinning, I can't and he's quite fond of the look i give him every time he does it.

Let's just say he's got a dentist appointment scheduled for him in the near future..
User avatar #9 - icameheretotroll (05/05/2013) [-]
teach it to say
"Help I've ben turned into a parrot!"
#47 to #9 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
Boy, you said that a lot better than #3.
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#21 - hydromatic (05/05/2013) [-]
Wow, she looks absolutely terrified..
Wow, she looks absolutely terrified..
User avatar #3 - martycamp (05/04/2013) [-]
Alternatively, teach it to say "Please! Help! They've turned me into a parrot!"
#18 - turtlemush (05/05/2013) [-]
It would be interesting to teach it to say ''No daddy no!'' And then invite someone over 0_O
User avatar #19 to #18 - kyrozor (05/05/2013) [-]
Bonus points if you don't have a child
User avatar #36 - subzerogs (05/05/2013) [-]
That parrot has the scariest face when he describes his evil plan.
#34 - delivering (05/05/2013) [-]
I would teach him to say

"Help me! I'm trapped in a parrots body! Help me!"
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#20 - cptjoe (05/05/2013) [-]
Easy there op.
User avatar #48 - lorkhan (05/05/2013) [-]
And when a burglar breaks in and hears that they'll probably leave.
#44 - tuckthisphit (05/05/2013) [-]
Are you a boy or a girl ?
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User avatar #29 to #28 - mookiez (05/05/2013) [-]
Sounds like a badass beard.
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User avatar #31 to #28 - thepinkestofthepie (05/05/2013) [-]
Chuck Norris's beard can mimic not just sounds, but objects themselves while keeping their functions.
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