Again, I'm done with thumblr. . what if we' re all characters in a book WHAT IF WHEN YOU FORGET WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY IT' S THE AUTHOR guys why isn' t ever
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User avatar #1 - ferriumerris (05/04/2013) [-]
Stranger than Fiction.

Will Ferrell stars in it, basically the same concept, except he starts to hear his author's voice in his head.
#122 to #1 - greenmurderer (05/05/2013) [-]
The concept is even older
User avatar #2 to #1 - shagtastic (05/04/2013) [-]
That was a really good movie but I'm not a fan of will ferrel honestly. He seems like an arrogant kind of person and a lot of his acting seems forced.
#50 to #2 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
i hate when people judge actors that do comedy, if you watch his interviews he's a pretty cool guy, he plays his roles well and always makes me laugh.
User avatar #81 to #1 - thegrohltroll (05/05/2013) [-]
I love that movie
#23 to #1 - hatmanfirst (05/05/2013) [-]
****** love Will Ferrel
User avatar #58 to #1 - therealsuperderpy (05/05/2013) [-]
I loved that movie.
User avatar #5 - cptjoe (05/04/2013) [-]
My author is a sick pervert... all the porn he makes me like...
User avatar #88 to #5 - kolmar ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
And so CptJoe ran straight into his room, sat in his chair and masturbated furiously to hamster porn.
User avatar #3 - stealthnull (05/04/2013) [-]
Could i kindly request a new author then? The one i've got is a bit of a dick.
User avatar #32 to #3 - TheTurnbull (05/05/2013) [-]
I'll write the next one for you "And then he went to pornhub"
#69 to #44 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
and watched shemale porn
#78 to #69 - stealthnull (05/05/2013) [-]
I'm pansexual. I'll bang ALL the humans!
I'm pansexual. I'll bang ALL the humans!
#24 - thisdoescompute (05/05/2013) [-]
The author sure likes to make me jack off alot.
User avatar #29 to #24 - funnyjunkianonetwo (05/05/2013) [-]
Your life must be an erotic novel.
User avatar #104 to #29 - enorus (05/05/2013) [-]
A very ****** erotic novel.
User avatar #14 - theoriginaltyson (05/05/2013) [-]
implying my ****** boring life would be interesting enough to be in a book
#15 to #14 - sytheris (05/05/2013) [-]
You don't know what people wanna read in not-book-dimension-land.
User avatar #16 to #14 - sirbutterballs (05/05/2013) [-]
You'd be a background character...
#79 - andovaredoras (05/05/2013) [-]
I sure wish the author would consider adding some more positive outcomes to my life then...
I sure wish the author would consider adding some more positive outcomes to my life then...
#111 to #79 - jackthefurfag (05/05/2013) [-]
Will this help cheer you up?
Will this help cheer you up?
#117 to #111 - andovaredoras (05/05/2013) [-]
No, that made it worse. Makes you realize no one wants to kiss you like that :/
No, that made it worse. Makes you realize no one wants to kiss you like that :/
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#134 to #130 - andovaredoras (05/05/2013) [-]
What if i didnt want a girl?
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User avatar #141 to #139 - andovaredoras (05/05/2013) [-]
I was with someone for 2 years, i was happy, then i got dumped because of the other side ''not feeling the same anymore'', been 5 months, still not over it.
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User avatar #63 - ninjason (05/05/2013) [-]
my author is terrible at writing dialogue between me and female characters.....
#41 - cmndrfatty (05/05/2013) [-]
Reminds me of this movie.

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#8 - forgottenmyshorts (05/04/2013) [-]
Dog = God backward

What if dogs are gods, and they created us
When they saw we are not the humans the intended, they decided to stop speaking because words wouldn't help
They made us to be their companions
Now, they are our companions
Because they are trying to remind us of the basic emotions some of us neglect
Companionship, loyalty, friendship, company, a giving spirit

Dogs are reminding us of who we once were
god

hey weeds great
#86 to #8 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
then i guess gods like to **** on me and my brothers beds in our sleep...
User avatar #25 to #8 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
WTB 2 snake hats.
User avatar #68 to #8 - godisdog (05/05/2013) [-]
Now that is just a stupid idea.
User avatar #98 to #8 - redtooth (05/05/2013) [-]
I'd like to think that if a god exists, he doesn't hump my leg
User avatar #106 to #8 - savethepandas (05/05/2013) [-]
Considering it's not the same in other languages, no.

But that's a beautiful idea.
User avatar #12 to #8 - vicsix (05/04/2013) [-]
Now come on, don't be silly. Mice created us.
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#40 - milkwasabadchoice (05/05/2013) [-]
mfw my life
#30 - jmspock (05/05/2013) [-]
My book
My book
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#89 to #47 - xxTheJesterxx (05/05/2013) [-]
Literally made me feel a little bit more confident in the future
Literally made me feel a little bit more confident in the future
#49 - thehornedking (05/05/2013) [-]
My author had a sick sense of humor when he made my fetishes.
#85 - harbingerwolf (05/05/2013) [-]
What if we are the only main character in a game and everyones NPC's?
What if we are the only main character in a game and everyones NPC's?
#91 to #85 - Ninernsu (05/05/2013) [-]
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#92 to #85 - neoexdeath ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
Dunno, I killed a guy once, and the Imperial Guards never came after me.
#110 to #92 - jackthefurfag (05/05/2013) [-]
Criminal scum, I...
User avatar #105 to #85 - fuiuki (05/05/2013) [-]
But... How do you know we aren't just saying this to make you believe you're not alone?
User avatar #94 to #85 - gmarrox (05/05/2013) [-]
I'm secure enough with the fact that I'm totally unremarkable to admit that I'm probably the NPC.
#28 - vegetatheprince (05/05/2013) [-]
Note to self: don't read these tumblr revelations while on weed. It makes you believe it.
User avatar #59 to #28 - atbreid (05/05/2013) [-]
i was smoking while reading this. same thing happened here bro
User avatar #96 - crazyolitis (05/05/2013) [-]
Fragment of the book I'm in:

"He fapped, and played video games. And fapped again. And again. And then he went to sleep. He couldn't sleep, so he fapped again. And then he slept. He woke up, made breakfast, went on his pc and FJ, and a fwew minutes later, he fapped again. Truly, his right arm was the strongest force in the universe."
User avatar #138 to #96 - corzy (05/05/2013) [-]
He might have to backspace because he misspelled "few"
User avatar #31 - puut (05/05/2013) [-]
Well I got to say... if they're all about the people who see this, then that's one ******* boring book. "He sat down at his computer and viewed the Front Page of www.funnyjunk.com, next, thumbed, next, thumbed..." ect.
User avatar #7 - onionbubs (05/04/2013) [-]
This is an incredibly boring book.
Literally all he wrote for me today was that I got up, played a bit of bioshock, got confused, fapped, and took a **** while on the internet.
I'm sure all the cosmic aliens would want to read this **** .
User avatar #9 to #7 - huffe ONLINE (05/04/2013) [-]
well, people read twilight
User avatar #56 - Cleavland Steamer (05/05/2013) [-]
If Stephen King was your author you'd be ******
#38 - thisotherdude (05/05/2013) [-]
Than my author is a pretty 			******		 writer.
Than my author is a pretty ****** writer.
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