The Asian Cha-Cha. Fortunately this fortune did not keep me in the bathroom... >Fortune cookies are American >Sushi is Japanese >Chinese food bkdelivers dot com
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#4 - smoothbunz
Reply +33
(05/04/2013) [-]
Fortune cookies are an American......
**** it, who doesn't know this?
#8 to #4 - twofacedent
Reply -7
(05/04/2013) [-]
>"Fortune Cookies are an American"
>"no"
#9 to #4 - zafara
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(05/04/2013) [-]
Fortune cookies were first made in San Francisco in a Japanese resturant.
#16 to #9 - killerliquid
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(05/05/2013) [-]
Something people often find in Chinese restaurants were made by Americans for a Japanese restaurant....that's some international **** right there.
#7 to #4 - localcatbarber
Reply +142
(05/04/2013) [-]
... I only know this because I saw Iron Man 3 last week...
#55 to #7 - chezburgadominator
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(05/05/2013) [-]
I saw it today..it was good.
#94 to #7 - haunterbrony
Reply +1
(05/05/2013) [-]
Same here. Good movie.
#59 to #7 - CXJokerXD
Reply 0
(05/05/2013) [-]
I JUST got back from seeing it and I immediately thought of that. It's been in my head the whole movie. STOP *********** ME!!!
#19 to #7 - paradenoire
Reply -11
(05/05/2013) [-]
which,,, was the worst ironman movie yet..
#31 to #19 - waffie
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(05/05/2013) [-]
Idk if you were expecting a comedy over an action you might've enjoyed it.
But yeah.
#35 to #31 - paradenoire
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(05/05/2013) [-]
i was expecting a good comicbook superhero film. like the rest before it... not what I got. *SPOILER*



The mandarin part pissed me off, he was teased as the big baddie for the film and had a poster of his foot crushing iron mans helmet and he was just an actor? like.. **** off. and no tease for guardians of the galaxy at the end which.. isnt a bad thing really but was disappointing. he made a suit that could go to space... that sets it up enough to tease it.
#71 to #35 - clockworkmage
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(05/05/2013) [-]
I feel like Iron Man has a ton of potential for drama. Just like with 2, they almost went into Stark as a character (what with him being an alcoholic, and a bit of a prick like in the comics) but then just decide to cut that and end the whole plot point of him being traumatized with absolutely no resolution.
It's villain, just like last time, was terribly boring. See, here's the thing they don't understand: no one cares about the villain. They go to see Iron Man for Iron Man, not some homogenized terrorist that could easily be thought up of in less than five minutes. All around, nothing is going to compare to the first (that being a good mix of drama and action).

This does not bode well for the Deadpool movie, which I hope doesn't suffer from the same problems...

Pic for your amusement.
#65 to #19 - xxleeroyjenkinsxx
Reply 0
(05/05/2013) [-]
KILL THE HERETIC!!!
#1 - anon
Reply 0
(05/04/2013) [-]
Sushi is japanese you ********!
#36 to #1 - nyawgga
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(05/05/2013) [-]
>implying there's actually a difference
>implying there's actually a difference
#42 to #36 - zerokelvin
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(05/05/2013) [-]
There is a difference...
There is a difference...
#45 to #42 - nyawgga
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(05/05/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#46 to #45 - zerokelvin
Reply +1
(05/05/2013) [-]
No, I'm not serious... It was a South Park joke....
#48 to #46 - nyawgga
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(05/05/2013) [-]
#2 to #1 - Falkor [OP]
Reply +98
(05/04/2013) [-]
i had sushi and chinese you ********
#20 to #2 - iamjohngalt
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#34 to #20 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT ONLINE
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(05/05/2013) [-]
k
#43 to #20 - anon
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(05/05/2013) [-]
Well, if the / doesn't mean "and", it's still correct since it would translate to "sushi OR Chinese food," implying that sushi is not Chinese food.
#86 to #43 - anon
Reply 0
(05/05/2013) [-]
So that would mean he wasn't sure if he ate sushi or chinese. Even more retarded.

And who eats sushi and chinese food in one meal?? It's like going to a Mexican restaurant, eating enchiladas and then ordering a lasagna as a second course.
#73 - snaresinger
Reply +51
(05/05/2013) [-]
>Fortune cookies are American   
>Sushi is Japanese   
>Chinese food
>Fortune cookies are American
>Sushi is Japanese
>Chinese food
#100 to #73 - Nameloc
Reply 0
(05/05/2013) [-]
>Eating dinner on a chair
#37 - kahley
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(05/05/2013) [-]
#38 to #37 - qubot
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(05/05/2013) [-]
#40 to #38 - adcpeda
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#57 to #40 - theseventhalias
Reply 0
(05/05/2013) [-]
that was uncalled for
that was uncalled for
#60 - Cleavland Steamer
Reply +31
(05/05/2013) [-]
4chan cookie
#80 to #60 - magictangelo
Reply 0
(05/05/2013) [-]
your name and the picture the guy above you posted

that is all
#11 - nurucio ONLINE
Reply +22
(05/04/2013) [-]
Oh god, my mom got one that said "you will receive a pleasant surprise very soon!" Five minutes later she goes to step over the dog, he stands up, and she falls and breaks her arm.
#58 to #11 - dadukesta
Reply 0
(05/05/2013) [-]
Looks like you'll be part of a green text wincest story soon.
#26 to #11 - Bobtheblob
Reply +1
(05/05/2013) [-]
Maybe it was talking about you. Did you laugh? I'd laugh. That's a pleasant surprise.
Maybe it was talking about you. Did you laugh? I'd laugh. That's a pleasant surprise.
#27 to #26 - nurucio ONLINE
Reply 0
(05/05/2013) [-]
Naw I was asleep lol
#10 - negitivzero
Reply +15
(05/04/2013) [-]
best one i ever got was "Don't Panic"
#74 - flyinjoo
Reply +14
(05/05/2013) [-]
Did you know fortune cookies are an American invention?
#114 to #74 - anon
Reply 0
(12/30/2013) [-]
is tsuji-ura senbei
#76 to #74 - MrMustacho
Reply +1
(05/05/2013) [-]
the cookies are a type of senbei, but the idea to put paper in your food was American
#77 to #76 - flyinjoo
Reply +2
(05/05/2013) [-]
Have you seen Iron Man 3?
#78 to #77 - MrMustacho
Reply 0
(05/05/2013) [-]
i have not
#79 to #78 - flyinjoo
Reply +3
(05/05/2013) [-]
That explains it.
You see, the picture I posted is of the Mandarin, the villain of Iron Man 3.
In one of his televised speeches, he says
"did you know fortune cookies are an American invention?"
#81 to #79 - MrMustacho
Reply +1
(05/05/2013) [-]
i see,
for an evil mastermind named after an Asian language he's rather ill informed
#52 - capnwetnipples
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(05/05/2013) [-]
This image has expired
literal **** storm
#47 - pixy
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(05/05/2013) [-]