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Fortunately this fortune did not keep me in the bathroom.

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Submitted: 05/04/2013
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User avatar #98 - Nameloc (05/05/2013) [-]
Wait...You got a fortune cookie with your Sushi?
I'm pretty sure Japanese restaurants don't have Chinese fortune cookies.

Then again, the fortune cookie was created in California...
User avatar #101 to #98 - wanicochil (05/05/2013) [-]
>Sushi/Chinese food
>Chinese food
User avatar #102 to #101 - Nameloc (05/05/2013) [-]
>implying fortune cookies should ever come with sushi
>implying sushi is chinese
#103 to #102 - wanicochil (05/05/2013) [-]
>Implying he didn't go to two separate places to get Sushi/Chinese food   
>Implying the store doesn't sell both Chinese and Japanese food
>Implying he didn't go to two separate places to get Sushi/Chinese food
>Implying the store doesn't sell both Chinese and Japanese food
User avatar #104 to #103 - Nameloc (05/05/2013) [-]
>implying eating dinner on a chair is normal
>implying that anything you did in the picture was normal
User avatar #105 to #104 - Nameloc (05/05/2013) [-]
*he, not you...
User avatar #97 - TATTYBOJANGLES (05/05/2013) [-]
OP doesn't have a table.
User avatar #96 - VideotapeAxed (05/05/2013) [-]
There are some restaurants which serve a mixture of Pan-Asian cuisine. I mean they're usually awful and owned by someone who went to Thailand once but they do exist.
#95 - doyoulikeapizza (05/05/2013) [-]
**doyoulikeapizza rolled a random image posted in comment #133 at Oh /b/ **
#92 - anonymous (05/05/2013) [-]
am i the only one who realized he was resting his stuff on a chair
User avatar #91 - konradkurze (05/05/2013) [-]
Happy Ending to asian food?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoHQNbGfRDs
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#74 - flyinjoo (05/05/2013) [-]
Did you know fortune cookies are an American invention?
#114 to #74 - anonymous (12/30/2013) [-]
is tsuji-ura senbei
User avatar #76 to #74 - MrMustacho ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
the cookies are a type of senbei, but the idea to put paper in your food was American
User avatar #77 to #76 - flyinjoo (05/05/2013) [-]
Have you seen Iron Man 3?
User avatar #78 to #77 - MrMustacho ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
i have not
User avatar #79 to #78 - flyinjoo (05/05/2013) [-]
That explains it.
You see, the picture I posted is of the Mandarin, the villain of Iron Man 3.
In one of his televised speeches, he says
"did you know fortune cookies are an American invention?"
User avatar #81 to #79 - MrMustacho ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
i see,
for an evil mastermind named after an Asian language he's rather ill informed
#73 - snaresinger (05/05/2013) [-]
>Fortune cookies are American   
>Sushi is Japanese   
>Chinese food
>Fortune cookies are American
>Sushi is Japanese
>Chinese food
User avatar #100 to #73 - Nameloc (05/05/2013) [-]
>Eating dinner on a chair
User avatar #69 - discomelon (05/05/2013) [-]
"Tip well and we will give you the antidote"
User avatar #66 - midgetnigger (05/05/2013) [-]
Your hands look fat... that is all.
User avatar #99 to #66 - Nameloc (05/05/2013) [-]
It all depends on the angle, dude.

Also, no one pointed out that he's eating on a ******* chair...
User avatar #70 to #66 - Falkor (05/05/2013) [-]
i have psoriasis that tends to swell my hands up
User avatar #64 - goochmaster (05/05/2013) [-]
A really fun thing to do is to add a preposition and a proper noun after the cookie (I have no idea where I picked this up from, but I still love to do it).

For example, before you open your fortune cookie, you would come up with something like "... with a Belgian quadrplegic ****** ", or something like that. Using the fortune in the pic as an example, it will now read "A thrilling time is in your immediate future...with a Belgian quaraplegic ****** ".

Try it the next time you and/or your family/friends go out for chinese food. It works every time.
#62 - mcroflskates ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
I actually opened a Jones today and got this cap. Tuesday is my birthday, I found that somewhat...uh...supernatural?
#61 - neoexdeath ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
I really shouldn't of had the Unagi roll
#93 to #61 - joshofsouls ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]



>Shouldn't of had

SHOULDN'T HAVE.

#60 - Cleavland Steamer (05/05/2013) [-]
4chan cookie
User avatar #80 to #60 - magictangelo (05/05/2013) [-]
your name and the picture the guy above you posted

that is all
#56 - anonymous (05/05/2013) [-]
A funnier one would've been "You will overcome great hardships in your very near future" aka 'you're gonna take a giant dump.'
#54 - isititis (05/05/2013) [-]
i had a fortune cookie that said i was going to take a long vacation in the near future. i received a lay off notice 2 weeks later.
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