The Asian Cha-Cha. Fortunately this fortune did not keep me in the bathroom... >Fortune cookies are American >Sushi is Japanese >Chinese food bkdelivers dot com
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#73 - snaresinger (05/05/2013) [-]
>Fortune cookies are American   
>Sushi is Japanese   
>Chinese food
>Fortune cookies are American
>Sushi is Japanese
>Chinese food
User avatar #100 to #73 - Nameloc (05/05/2013) [-]
>Eating dinner on a chair
User avatar #11 - nurucio ONLINE (05/04/2013) [-]
Oh god, my mom got one that said "you will receive a pleasant surprise very soon!" Five minutes later she goes to step over the dog, he stands up, and she falls and breaks her arm.
User avatar #58 to #11 - dadukesta (05/05/2013) [-]
Looks like you'll be part of a green text wincest story soon.
#26 to #11 - Bobtheblob (05/05/2013) [-]
Maybe it was talking about you. Did you laugh? I'd laugh. That's a pleasant surprise.
Maybe it was talking about you. Did you laugh? I'd laugh. That's a pleasant surprise.
User avatar #27 to #26 - nurucio ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
Naw I was asleep lol
#37 - kahley (05/05/2013) [-]
-8
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#57 to #40 - theseventhalias (05/05/2013) [-]
that was uncalled for
that was uncalled for
#60 - Cleavland Steamer (05/05/2013) [-]
4chan cookie
User avatar #80 to #60 - magictangelo (05/05/2013) [-]
your name and the picture the guy above you posted

that is all
#52 - capnwetnipples (05/05/2013) [-]
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literal **** storm
#47 - pixy (05/05/2013) [-]
#51 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
Did you eat off a chair?
#44 to #41 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
beef?
User avatar #67 to #44 - mikelaboom (05/05/2013) [-]
Cat
User avatar #72 to #67 - sabcy (05/05/2013) [-]
Aaand...
User avatar #10 - negitivzero (05/04/2013) [-]
best one i ever got was "Don't Panic"
#74 - flyinjoo (05/05/2013) [-]
Did you know fortune cookies are an American invention?
#114 to #74 - anon (12/30/2013) [-]
is tsuji-ura senbei
User avatar #76 to #74 - MrMustacho ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
the cookies are a type of senbei, but the idea to put paper in your food was American
User avatar #77 to #76 - flyinjoo (05/05/2013) [-]
Have you seen Iron Man 3?
User avatar #78 to #77 - MrMustacho ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
i have not
User avatar #79 to #78 - flyinjoo (05/05/2013) [-]
That explains it.
You see, the picture I posted is of the Mandarin, the villain of Iron Man 3.
In one of his televised speeches, he says
"did you know fortune cookies are an American invention?"
User avatar #81 to #79 - MrMustacho ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
i see,
for an evil mastermind named after an Asian language he's rather ill informed
User avatar #4 - smoothbunz (05/04/2013) [-]
Fortune cookies are an American......
**** it, who doesn't know this?
#8 to #4 - twofacedent (05/04/2013) [-]
>"Fortune Cookies are an American"
>"no"
User avatar #9 to #4 - zafara (05/04/2013) [-]
Fortune cookies were first made in San Francisco in a Japanese resturant.
User avatar #16 to #9 - killerliquid (05/05/2013) [-]
Something people often find in Chinese restaurants were made by Americans for a Japanese restaurant....that's some international **** right there.
User avatar #7 to #4 - localcatbarber (05/04/2013) [-]
... I only know this because I saw Iron Man 3 last week...
User avatar #55 to #7 - chezburgadominator (05/05/2013) [-]
I saw it today..it was good.
#94 to #7 - haunterbrony (05/05/2013) [-]
Same here. Good movie.
User avatar #19 to #7 - paradenoire (05/05/2013) [-]
which,,, was the worst ironman movie yet..
#31 to #19 - waffie (05/05/2013) [-]
Idk if you were expecting a comedy over an action you might've enjoyed it.
But yeah.
User avatar #35 to #31 - paradenoire (05/05/2013) [-]
i was expecting a good comicbook superhero film. like the rest before it... not what I got. *SPOILER*



The mandarin part pissed me off, he was teased as the big baddie for the film and had a poster of his foot crushing iron mans helmet and he was just an actor? like.. **** off. and no tease for guardians of the galaxy at the end which.. isnt a bad thing really but was disappointing. he made a suit that could go to space... that sets it up enough to tease it.
#71 to #35 - clockworkmage (05/05/2013) [-]
I feel like Iron Man has a ton of potential for drama. Just like with 2, they almost went into Stark as a character (what with him being an alcoholic, and a bit of a prick like in the comics) but then just decide to cut that and end the whole plot point of him being traumatized with absolutely no resolution.
It's villain, just like last time, was terribly boring. See, here's the thing they don't understand: no one cares about the villain. They go to see Iron Man for Iron Man, not some homogenized terrorist that could easily be thought up of in less than five minutes. All around, nothing is going to compare to the first (that being a good mix of drama and action).

This does not bode well for the Deadpool movie, which I hope doesn't suffer from the same problems...

Pic for your amusement.
User avatar #65 to #19 - xxleeroyjenkinsxx (05/05/2013) [-]
KILL THE HERETIC!!!
User avatar #59 to #7 - CXJokerXD (05/05/2013) [-]
I JUST got back from seeing it and I immediately thought of that. It's been in my head the whole movie. STOP *********** ME!!!
User avatar #39 - itsallinthefunny (05/05/2013) [-]
A fortune cookie once told me I would be comfortable.
A few hours later I had terrible diarrhea.
****** lying ass cookie
#56 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
A funnier one would've been "You will overcome great hardships in your very near future" aka 'you're gonna take a giant dump.'
#12 - nooneofinterest (05/04/2013) [-]
Look at all that waste
#62 - mcroflskates (05/05/2013) [-]
I actually opened a Jones today and got this cap. Tuesday is my birthday, I found that somewhat...uh...supernatural?
#49 - ghouleyed (05/05/2013) [-]
I was hoping this post was about asian girls dancing cha-cha what a disappointment.   
   
   
   
Here something thats semi-related to the title
I was hoping this post was about asian girls dancing cha-cha what a disappointment.



Here something thats semi-related to the title
User avatar #69 - discomelon (05/05/2013) [-]
"Tip well and we will give you the antidote"
User avatar #5 - xpurpledragonx (05/04/2013) [-]
Why is this on a chair?
User avatar #6 to #5 - miscarriage (05/04/2013) [-]
No tables available at his house, maybe?
#95 - doyoulikeapizza ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
**doyoulikeapizza rolled a random image posted in comment #133 at Oh /b/ **
#92 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
am i the only one who realized he was resting his stuff on a chair
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