The curtains were blue. The curtains represent the color of the author's ball sack because of the sexual frustration he is having. a book about blue Balls
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#8 - kievaughnb
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(05/04/2013) [-]
#42 to #8 - potatotrousers
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you won all my internets
#24 - howaboutnsfw
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(05/04/2013) [-]
But why did he make the author's side of the venn diagram blue? And why the teacher's side red? Lets take a moment to discuss this, class.
#23 - majormoron
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#46 to #23 - sheperdofthestars
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#14 - poopygoldfart
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(05/04/2013) [-]
Story time
>be 17
>german lesson (I live in germany)
>we're just dealing with kafka the process and reached approx. the middle of the book
>teacher: who's good at drawing?
>everyone in class goes like: anon is !
>************.jpeg
>have to draw a picture for every chapter we've dealt with so far and summ up the most important stuff in only one picture
>didntread.jpeg
>do so and just randomly pick and draw scenes from it
>fast foward 4 days
>nervous as **** teacher wants to show pictures to class
> teacher spends an hour saying what I wanted to express with the picture and extracting every little ******* detail on the pic (color of things, which perspective I used, size of things)
>"right anon?"
>mfw ....
#18 to #14 - mightypower
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(05/04/2013) [-]
I just finished reading Kafka in Uni and now I have a 3000 word essay on it due Wednesday. Ich bin gl├╝cklich
#43 to #18 - poopygoldfart
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(05/04/2013) [-]
That's pretty cool for you son ... I got 99 Problems but Kafka ain't one
That's pretty cool for you son ... I got 99 Problems but Kafka ain't one
#59 to #43 - mightypower
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(05/04/2013) [-]
Thanks bro
#38 to #14 - BubsyB
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I always have that with art, draw random **** that I think would be cool to draw and teacher yammers about the emotions of it and the abstract factor and I just sit there nodding my head thinking she's ******* insane.
#12 - thedarkestrogue
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(05/04/2013) [-]
I am writer. I can confirm this.
#15 to #12 - anon
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(05/04/2013) [-]
Well then you're probably not a very good one.
#32 to #15 - thedarkestrogue
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Never said I was.
#54 - anon
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(05/04/2013) [-]
What the author meant: The curtains were ******* blue.
#55 to #54 - faroeseguy
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(05/04/2013) [-]
is this like the youtube mentality, where you repeat what was in the content?
#20 - dapape
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(05/04/2013) [-]
If the author went out of their way to describe curtains I'm sure the English teacher is onto something.
#30 to #20 - mylazy
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(05/04/2013) [-]
I am writing a book now, and I can personally attest to the fact that half the descriptions I write are just so that the person can visualize what he is reading. Granted it has taken me half a year to get 4,000 words written, so I obviously am not very good at this.
#13 - randomserb
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(05/04/2013) [-]
What the author meant doesn't really matter all that much as long as your own interpretation satisfies you.
#2 - aweswes
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(05/04/2013) [-]
Nope.

Why would the author write that the curtains were blue for no real reason? If he's giving information about the setting so that readers can better picture what's going on, then I'll agree with you. However, it's such a specific detail that it has to mean more than just the literal, otherwise it's a worthless sentence.

Don't believe me? Read any - and I mean any - authors' criticism of their own work. There's reason for such detail.
#3 to #2 - anon
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(05/04/2013) [-]
fasle
#9 - GmCity ONLINE
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(05/04/2013) [-]
I was the curtains, I can confirm this.