We all know he's right. .. Funnyjunk is the backbone of this nation
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#1 - nicopwnz (05/03/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk is the backbone of this nation
#28 to #1 - anon (05/04/2013) [-]
im canadian so what nation is that?
#30 to #28 - LukeDogg (05/04/2013) [-]
Freedom Nation.
User avatar #37 to #30 - metalmind [OP](05/04/2013) [-]
Ironically ranked #7th in freedom.
User avatar #41 to #28 - nicopwnz (05/04/2013) [-]
Canadians are the backbone of this nation
#13 - allion (05/04/2013) [-]
#42 - zielscheibe ONLINE (05/04/2013) [-]
Obama's FW
User avatar #15 - stafeezy (05/04/2013) [-]
"I agree"
#17 - ihatem (05/04/2013) [-]
"What in the name of all that is knowledgeable did you just articulate about I, you insignificant craven? One will have you know that I graduated top of ones class at Harvard University, and one has been involved in numerous un-televised events in Florida Championship wrestling, and acquired over 300 confirmed victories. One is trained in the fine arts of literature and classical music and one is the most learned individual in the entire WWE. You are nothing to me but singularly another ignoramus. One will educate you with the intellect the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, heed my words. You theorize that you can get away with stating that filth over the internet? Theorise once more, miscreant. As we communicate one is contacting my surreptitious network of scholars across the USA and your IP is being traced right now, henceforth you must prepare for the storm, larvae. The storm that will save you from your ignorance. You’re welcome child. I can be anywhere, anytime, and can educate you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just without teaching aids. Not only is one extensively trained in tutelage, but one has access to the entire library of knowledge throughout history and I will use it to its full extent to educate your ignorant mind to it's utmost capacity, you unwashed youngling. If only you could have known what consequences your little “clever” opinion awaited, maybe you would have partaken to silence. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re awarded this gift, you ignoramus. I will expel all the knowledge that you desperately yearn for. You’re welcome."
User avatar #18 to #17 - articulate ONLINE (05/04/2013) [-]
Woah there buddy, put down the thesaurus.
User avatar #19 to #18 - ihatem (05/04/2013) [-]
I don't really need a thesaurus for "Ctrl+V"
User avatar #45 to #17 - cormy (05/04/2013) [-]
Row 11: its*
#49 to #45 - anon (05/04/2013) [-]
Yeah it's right
User avatar #50 to #49 - cormy (05/05/2013) [-]
There is a second one where he derped.
"...your ignorant mind to it's utmost capacity..."
#20 to #17 - Reldinrostiare (05/04/2013) [-]
Your rant is invalid.
Your rant is invalid.
#31 to #20 - jakeattack ONLINE (05/04/2013) [-]
you, the ****** , are probably confused over the confrontation by your superior, the black man.
#35 to #17 - anon (05/04/2013) [-]
The "You're welcome" got me
#24 to #17 - CatfishCrothers (05/04/2013) [-]
>Florida Championship wrestling
User avatar #40 to #24 - tanabata ONLINE (05/04/2013) [-]
Most of WWE's superstars first wrestle in FCW (Florida Championship Wrestling)
#2 - ShadowsDemon (05/03/2013) [-]
What show is this? It seems very interesting.
User avatar #7 to #2 - moscardino (05/04/2013) [-]
Mock the Week, a UK panel show
#3 to #2 - manraven (05/03/2013) [-]
Mock the Week
#4 to #2 - anon (05/03/2013) [-]
Mock the Week, a British TV show hosted by Dara O'Brien
User avatar #47 to #2 - thewaronbeingcool (05/04/2013) [-]
Mock the week as others have said, but the bit shown in the content is only a small part of the show. The rest is spent mocking the week's news.
User avatar #48 to #2 - ShadowsDemon (05/04/2013) [-]
Thanks, guys.
#29 - LukeDogg (05/04/2013) [-]
HFW he finishes saying that.
HFW he finishes saying that.
#26 - anon (05/04/2013) [-]
if people responded positively to being told the truth then it would get said. i love how everyone blames everything on "those politicians in washington" but who elects them? we do. if people were mature enough to have a real debate, if people cared enough to actually learn about what the issue were, then it would happen. but people are stupid and want to be coddled so we elect people willing to do that instead of honest people willing to stand on their principles. if you live in a democracy and you wonder why everything is so ****** up just take a look in the mirror.
#39 to #26 - anon (05/04/2013) [-]
Just a quick throw of my hat into this ring. You blame us for their election, yet we actually are not the ones who do so and it is rather in the hands of the Electoral College. Even then as generally reliable as they are, the president often does have great principles in helping the country, but has to suffer in gridlock to the opposition, Congress. This Congress is rather run by the truly corrupted who desire only to maintain a great appearance and seniority to the other incumbents so they may stay there and do nothing practical. Processes to cease someone of this takes a large chunk of time and money. The pandering to their respective electors and the disagreement between the ones who want to stay on top and the ones who want to help us all causes a typical whirlpool of out-of-control politicians who can only be removed by the most knowledgeable of the government and its systems.
#38 - gazajunk (05/04/2013) [-]
**gazajunk rolled a random image posted in comment #44 at Swag ** MFW
User avatar #43 - ceeboo (05/04/2013) [-]
Do you really they'd do that......Go to their government places and just tell lies?
User avatar #33 - FLCLol (05/04/2013) [-]
no heres my view on politicians and the truth
i think some or most politicians tell the truth or want to tell the truth
but laws and our government is a tricky thing
uf obama wants to pass a law that he said he would pass it isnt just up to him if the law passes or not
its up to our whole government to pass it
and what if certain things change
say obama says hes gonna pull the troops out
but a few months later the war escalates
and he CANT pull them out because the war just got a little but more serious
and if he did pull them out it can lead to other bad things
just because they dont follow up on their word doesnt mean they lied
we see the curtains
but whats going on backstage?
#8 - demjimmies (05/04/2013) [-]
Bush in a nutshell.
User avatar #44 - funnyjunkforlife (05/04/2013) [-]
what show is ths?
#46 to #44 - fuckingdragon (05/04/2013) [-]
It's from "mock the week". This part takes place at the end during the "scenes we'd like to see" section
#16 - anon (05/04/2013) [-]
"No, you're not the backbone of the country."
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User avatar #9 - shockstorm (05/04/2013) [-]
This seems pretty cool. Is it kinda like 'Whose line is it anyway?' because of all the assigned topics with funny responses?
User avatar #11 to #9 - iFail (05/04/2013) [-]
It is a little bit, they have a few improv rounds, but it's a political panel show, (i think that's what they call it).
Superb show, Mock The Week, it's called. I suggest you look in to it. Especially the earlier seasons' with Frankie Boyle.
User avatar #12 to #11 - shockstorm (05/04/2013) [-]
ahhh ok. cool.
I'll do that.
#6 - hillbillypowpow (05/04/2013) [-]
"Yeah well **** you"
#5 - anon (05/04/2013) [-]
Can't really lie when you don't actually say anything.
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