First Graders. Better to loved and lost then to masturbate.. !st graders came up with them... I think not Masturbation is
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#11 - peggscott
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(05/03/2013) [-]
!st graders came up with them... I think not
!st graders came up with them... I think not
#20 to #11 - twiley
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(05/03/2013) [-]
Its first-grader logic. I thought of similar stuff when i was a kid too.

Its just like an obvious answer to something, and it sometimes makes more sense than the real proverb.
#40 to #20 - inflatablewalrus
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(05/04/2013) [-]
'better late than pregnant' how many first graders have knowledge of the mentsrual cycle?
#113 to #40 - anon
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(05/04/2013) [-]
a lot of kids know where babies come from
#90 to #40 - delphine
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(05/04/2013) [-]
Honestly, you would be surprised.

Also, she might have sent this home as homework and their parents could have helped them with those answers.
#45 to #40 - anon
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(05/04/2013) [-]
One's who have younger siblings. Hell, my nephew knows. He was five when my sister gave birth again. He's getting another one soon. Of course he doesn't understand it properly. He understands that "Mummy gets cranky when she's pregnant." (This is her fourth pregnancy. Third he's seen.)
#23 to #20 - anon
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(05/03/2013) [-]
The Stevie wonder one seems a bit out of place though
#47 to #11 - cakezs
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(05/04/2013) [-]
Agreed. Most 1st graders wouldn't even understand the wording in a lot of the first halves of the proverbs enough to be able to make the second half even remotely relevant.
#87 to #11 - delphine
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(05/04/2013) [-]
Um... I teach elementary school. I have NO problems believing these things. I doubt they wrote them down with such perfect spelling, but I've heard some doozies. Kids come up with the best quotes because they haven't learned many social conventions yet, and NONE of them have filters. Adults think they don't pick up on stuff just because they're children, but they're little noggins are so perceptive... Kids may be naive but they aren't stupid. And some of those little kids have seen more **** in their lives than most people ever will.

Some examples from my students off the top of my head, I have a whole list in my desk:
--- (said to male coworker) "You have hair on your legs... That means you're old enough to be a daddy!"
--- "Never marry a boy. They'll steal all your money and break your heart."
--- "If I could put anything into a time capsule I would put in $3.50 because, you never know, they might be broke."
--- "If I had the choice between breaking a leg and eating a mouth full of bees, I would rather break my leg, because then everyone would feel sorry for me."
#92 to #87 - fauxshores ONLINE
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(05/04/2013) [-]
Tree Fiddy
#95 to #92 - delphine
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(05/04/2013) [-]
Yes, that episode was the first thing that came to my mind when he said that...
#186 to #87 - anon
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(05/08/2013) [-]
shut up you ************* piece of ****, I will destroy you you little faggot ass pedo, **** you you dumb negro, don't talk back to me delphine, you little piece of ****, take off your wig you negres. Or I will slap that titi out of your mouth really quick I will destroy you you faggot ass bitch nobody messes with me you dumb idiot
Sincerely 9GAG MASTERRACE
#17 - rambomanthree
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(05/03/2013) [-]
>1st graders
>knows who stevie wonder is

X doubt
#33 to #17 - lildj **User deleted account**
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#34 to #17 - fukkentyranitar
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(05/04/2013) [-]
What if they're black?
#85 to #17 - anon
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(05/04/2013) [-]
I've listened to stevie wonder wen I was little tho.
#183 to #17 - butterypie
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(05/04/2013) [-]
I knew who Stevie Wonder was at an incredibly young age.
It's all about what music each individual was raised around.
#117 to #17 - hwangw
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(05/04/2013) [-]
I knew who he was in 1st grade, but only because he's my moms favorite musician.
#134 to #17 - catdogdora
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(05/04/2013) [-]
It didn't say what year this was done. It could have been done when Stevie Wonder was like a big deal or something idk **** u
#68 to #17 - juicyjuice
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(05/04/2013) [-]
Here is the doubt picture if you want it
#128 to #68 - psykobear
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(05/04/2013) [-]
Make sure to save it as a .png
#6 - nicopwnz
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(05/03/2013) [-]
#62 - Ulmer
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(05/04/2013) [-]
"You can lead a horse to water but how?"
#182 to #62 - buthow
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(05/04/2013) [-]
I can?
#147 to #62 - conordalymcr
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(05/04/2013) [-]
Bruh.
Bruh.
#18 - ihasapie
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(05/03/2013) [-]
Funny, yes. Real, no.
#13 - nightmaren
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(05/03/2013) [-]
"you can't teach an old dog new math"
"you can't teach an old dog new math"
#24 to #13 - nicoquitemad
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(05/03/2013) [-]
New Ma-ath! Ne-he-hew Math~
#111 to #24 - chiselbit
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(05/04/2013) [-]
Tom Lehrer yay.
#181 to #111 - nicoquitemad
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(05/04/2013) [-]
You sound very optimistic.
You sound very optimistic.
#9 - Cleavland Steamer
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(05/03/2013) [-]
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't get over the size of its genitals
#36 to #9 - anon
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(05/04/2013) [-]
but if you're really kinky you can get on them
#77 - nittsurri
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(05/04/2013) [-]
#136 to #77 - bricktop
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(05/04/2013) [-]
im sorry but the fact i cant see what is across the X axis is really pissing me the **** off!!
#140 to #136 - anon
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(05/04/2013) [-]
Bark
#30 - ketarou
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(05/04/2013) [-]
www.quickmeme.com/meme/3u8gus/

Can't post pics :<

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#54 to #31 - Forfunaccount
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(05/04/2013) [-]
*pregnant.
#67 to #54 - lildj **User deleted account**
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#57 to #30 - chewythewolftwo
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(05/04/2013) [-]
You only had one comment, so I couldn't thumb you up any more, but go post some stuff in **** and you'll have enough thumbs in no time
#166 - ninetwenty
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(05/04/2013) [-]
"Better late than pregnant", how many first graders have knowledge of the menstrual cycle...