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First Graders. Better to loved and lost then to masturbate. A sst grade school teacher had students I her class. She presented each child in her classroom the s

Better to loved and lost then to masturbate

A sst grade school teacher had
students I her class. She presented each child
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proverb and asked them to come up with the
remainder ofthe proverb. It' s hard to believe
these were actually done by first graders.
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#17 - rambomanthree (05/03/2013) [-]
>1st graders
>knows who stevie wonder is

X doubt
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User avatar #34 to #17 - fukkentyranitar (05/04/2013) [-]
What if they're black?
User avatar #183 to #17 - butterypie (05/04/2013) [-]
I knew who Stevie Wonder was at an incredibly young age.
It's all about what music each individual was raised around.
User avatar #117 to #17 - hwangw (05/04/2013) [-]
I knew who he was in 1st grade, but only because he's my moms favorite musician.
#85 to #17 - anon (05/04/2013) [-]
I've listened to stevie wonder wen I was little tho.
#134 to #17 - catdogdora (05/04/2013) [-]
It didn't say what year this was done. It could have been done when Stevie Wonder was like a big deal or something idk **** u
#68 to #17 - juicyjuice (05/04/2013) [-]
Here is the doubt picture if you want it
User avatar #128 to #68 - psykobear (05/04/2013) [-]
Make sure to save it as a .png
#11 - peggscott (05/03/2013) [-]
!st graders came up with them... I think not
!st graders came up with them... I think not
User avatar #47 to #11 - cakezs (05/04/2013) [-]
Agreed. Most 1st graders wouldn't even understand the wording in a lot of the first halves of the proverbs enough to be able to make the second half even remotely relevant.
User avatar #20 to #11 - twiley (05/03/2013) [-]
Its first-grader logic. I thought of similar stuff when i was a kid too.

Its just like an obvious answer to something, and it sometimes makes more sense than the real proverb.
#23 to #20 - anon (05/03/2013) [-]
The Stevie wonder one seems a bit out of place though
User avatar #40 to #20 - inflatablewalrus (05/04/2013) [-]
'better late than pregnant' how many first graders have knowledge of the mentsrual cycle?
#45 to #40 - anon (05/04/2013) [-]
One's who have younger siblings. Hell, my nephew knows. He was five when my sister gave birth again. He's getting another one soon. Of course he doesn't understand it properly. He understands that "Mummy gets cranky when she's pregnant." (This is her fourth pregnancy. Third he's seen.)
#113 to #40 - anon (05/04/2013) [-]
a lot of kids know where babies come from
User avatar #90 to #40 - delphine (05/04/2013) [-]
Honestly, you would be surprised.

Also, she might have sent this home as homework and their parents could have helped them with those answers.
User avatar #87 to #11 - delphine (05/04/2013) [-]
Um... I teach elementary school. I have NO problems believing these things. I doubt they wrote them down with such perfect spelling, but I've heard some doozies. Kids come up with the best quotes because they haven't learned many social conventions yet, and NONE of them have filters. Adults think they don't pick up on stuff just because they're children, but they're little noggins are so perceptive... Kids may be naive but they aren't stupid. And some of those little kids have seen more **** in their lives than most people ever will.

Some examples from my students off the top of my head, I have a whole list in my desk:
--- (said to male coworker) "You have hair on your legs... That means you're old enough to be a daddy!"
--- "Never marry a boy. They'll steal all your money and break your heart."
--- "If I could put anything into a time capsule I would put in $3.50 because, you never know, they might be broke."
--- "If I had the choice between breaking a leg and eating a mouth full of bees, I would rather break my leg, because then everyone would feel sorry for me."
User avatar #92 to #87 - fauxshores ONLINE (05/04/2013) [-]
Tree Fiddy
User avatar #95 to #92 - delphine (05/04/2013) [-]
Yes, that episode was the first thing that came to my mind when he said that...
#186 to #87 - anon (05/08/2013) [-]
shut up you ************* piece of **** , I will destroy you you little faggot ass pedo, **** you you dumb negro, don't talk back to me delphine, you little piece of **** , take off your wig you negres. Or I will slap that titi out of your mouth really quick I will destroy you you faggot ass bitch nobody messes with me you dumb idiot
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#2 - twi (05/03/2013) [-]
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"a penny saved is not much"
User avatar #8 to #2 - coldactill (05/03/2013) [-]
my favourite :)
#89 to #2 - yesthisisdogg (05/04/2013) [-]
funny thing is, that's pretty much the opposite of what the original quote conveys
#172 to #89 - anon (05/04/2013) [-]
But let's be honet, it's more accurate.
#6 - nicopwnz (05/03/2013) [-]
#62 - Ulmer (05/04/2013) [-]
"You can lead a horse to water but how?"
User avatar #182 to #62 - buthow (05/04/2013) [-]
I can?
#147 to #62 - conordalymcr (05/04/2013) [-]
Bruh.
Bruh.
User avatar #166 - ninetwenty (05/04/2013) [-]
"Better late than pregnant", how many first graders have knowledge of the menstrual cycle...
User avatar #18 - ihasapie (05/03/2013) [-]
Funny, yes. Real, no.
#13 - nightmaren (05/03/2013) [-]
"you can't teach an old dog new math"
"you can't teach an old dog new math"
User avatar #24 to #13 - nicoquitemad (05/03/2013) [-]
New Ma-ath! Ne-he-hew Math~
User avatar #111 to #24 - chiselbit (05/04/2013) [-]
Tom Lehrer yay.
#181 to #111 - nicoquitemad (05/04/2013) [-]
You sound very optimistic.
You sound very optimistic.
User avatar #9 - Cleavland Steamer (05/03/2013) [-]
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't get over the size of its genitals
#36 to #9 - anon (05/04/2013) [-]
but if you're really kinky you can get on them
User avatar #136 to #77 - bricktop (05/04/2013) [-]
im sorry but the fact i cant see what is across the X axis is really pissing me the **** off!!
#140 to #136 - anon (05/04/2013) [-]
Bark
#30 - ketarou (05/04/2013) [-]
www.quickmeme.com/meme/3u8gus/

Can't post pics :<

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User avatar #54 to #31 - Forfunaccount (05/04/2013) [-]
*pregnant.
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User avatar #57 to #30 - chewythewolftwo (05/04/2013) [-]
You only had one comment, so I couldn't thumb you up any more, but go post some stuff in **** and you'll have enough thumbs in no time
#157 - sweetellie (05/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, because of course young children know who Stevie Wonder is. And how the word late might relate to pregnancy.
Yeah, because of course young children know who Stevie Wonder is. And how the word late might relate to pregnancy.
#73 - guymandude (05/04/2013) [-]
"Don't put off till tomorrow what you put on to go to bed"


what does this mean...
User avatar #75 to #73 - deemetaldragon (05/04/2013) [-]
Don't wear your pajamas throughout the next day?
User avatar #76 to #73 - Bomard (05/04/2013) [-]
Never change clothes.
User avatar #81 to #73 - mikepetru (05/04/2013) [-]
Don't take off your pajamas until you get up, I suppose
#83 to #73 - sathrax (05/04/2013) [-]
it means go to bed with your pajamas, don't take em off till you wake up the next day.
#121 to #83 - Lolzster (05/04/2013) [-]
I take them off the moment I fall asleep.
User avatar #129 to #121 - psykobear (05/04/2013) [-]
So, whilst sleeping, you take your clothes off.
User avatar #130 to #129 - Lolzster (05/04/2013) [-]
You read correctly.
User avatar #154 to #130 - aussiepridevil (05/04/2013) [-]
i am more bothered by the idea that a grown as man/woman still wears PJ's?

or is it necassary where you live?

in queensland if you were pajama's to bed you are gaurenteed to die of heat in the middle of the night.
User avatar #178 to #154 - azijay (05/04/2013) [-]
I was unaware that there came a time in someone's life when they would stop wearing pajamas.
Pajama pants and a random shirt are the **** , man. I don't see why anyone would want to stop wearing them to bed.
#86 to #73 - thatkiddonovan (05/04/2013) [-]
Don't take off your pajamas until the morning?
#37 - illegalartist (05/04/2013) [-]
&quot;the pen is mightier than the pigs&quot;
"the pen is mightier than the pigs"
#164 to #37 - anon (05/04/2013) [-]
that's some deep ****
User avatar #101 - vanoreo (05/04/2013) [-]
>1st grade
>Knowing about pregnancy, Stevie Wonder, and DST?
User avatar #104 to #101 - onceman (05/04/2013) [-]
I knew about Stevie Wonder in 1st grade.
User avatar #124 to #104 - Trollipops (05/04/2013) [-]
yeah 13 years ago
User avatar #125 to #124 - onceman (05/04/2013) [-]
More like 9
User avatar #106 to #104 - vanoreo (05/04/2013) [-]
o wel
#123 to #106 - waffies (05/04/2013) [-]
who the bloody hell are you?
User avatar #127 to #123 - sirevivitan (05/04/2013) [-]
He's a doppelgager, and he seems to be disguised as Phanact. Watch your back
#159 - kingoftheinterwebs (05/04/2013) [-]
Pretty funny, but that was not made by firstgraders
#158 - sherlyholmes (05/04/2013) [-]
First Graders, sure. Still laughed.
First Graders, sure. Still laughed.
#94 - pikininja (05/04/2013) [-]
First graders... Right.
First graders... Right.
#60 - infinitereaper (05/04/2013) [-]
A penny saved is not much.
A penny saved is not much.
#169 - clockworkhearts (05/04/2013) [-]
&quot;There are none so blind as Stevie Wonder&quot;
"There are none so blind as Stevie Wonder"
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