AND YOU KNOW WHAT?. THEY WERE DELICIOUS. maven REALM WEE. They spontaneously come into existence around old people...once you can officially qualify for senior citizen discounts, your body's electrostatic field alters
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#2 - iamtheblackgoat (05/03/2013) [+] (7 replies)
They spontaneously come into existence around old people...once you can officially qualify for senior citizen discounts, your body's electrostatic field alters itself enough that it can create dimensional tears and pull them out of the plane of infinite strawberry candies
They spontaneously come into existence around old people...once you can officially qualify for senior citizen discounts, your body's electrostatic field alters itself enough that it can create dimensional tears and pull them out of the plane of infinite strawberry candies
#24 - craazhy (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
mfw ive eaten these candies all my life and suddenly realize i dont remember where or why
mfw ive eaten these candies all my life and suddenly realize i dont remember where or why
User avatar #19 - toncheky ONLINE (05/03/2013) [+] (4 replies)
My grandpa used to open the doors, peek inside, and just throw a handful of those (or similar) at us kids (4 of us), without a single word and it was like the best **** ever.
I miss him.
User avatar #1 - phantomi (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
what if they were the eggs of some pan-dimensional being?
User avatar #28 - Cleavland Steamer (05/03/2013) [-]
The funeral home nearest to my house as a kid always used to have these.

I couldn't wait for my family members to die so I could eat some of these delicious candies, with their mouth-watering gooey strawberry ejaculate in the center...

mmm....
User avatar #44 - chocoitems (05/03/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Can't post pictures please help.
#17 - alekksandar (05/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I bought them the other week just because **** this post.

(they were still delicious)
#82 - marcalo (05/03/2013) [-]
MFW remembering their strawberry goodness.
MFW remembering their strawberry goodness.
User avatar #87 - deadmantim (05/03/2013) [-]
they are Rare Candy in IRL
#88 - sirbrentcoe (05/03/2013) [-]
...i can't remember ever having bought those, and i have a bag full of them...
...i can't remember ever having bought those, and i have a bag full of them...
#26 - millex (05/03/2013) [-]
My favorite candy OF ALL TIME.
My favorite candy OF ALL TIME.
#96 - icametocomment (05/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I LOVE THOSE 						*******					 CANDIES BUT I CAN NEVER FIND THEM
I LOVE THOSE ******* CANDIES BUT I CAN NEVER FIND THEM
#89 - obeythebiscuits (05/03/2013) [+] (12 replies)
i used to get these from pinatas
because im a dirty beaner
User avatar #65 - biggrand (05/03/2013) [-]
bought a bag of these once. they came in a cheap plastic i'd think meth or crack would come in, even had the sketchy twist tie. a third of them were un wrapped. most of them were stale. there was miscellaneous powder in the bag that could have been partially sugar. half a sticker for no ******* reason. I got this at some store at the mall that dosent exist anymore, and it was the only bag they had, and it was pretty ******* cheap too. I spent the next few months eating these stale ass candies but they were good as ****
#25 - Yojimbo (05/03/2013) [-]
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#124 - bazda (05/03/2013) [-]
Affectionately known as "grandma candy."
#58 - phuzebox (05/03/2013) [-]
>me be 4
>mom just remarried
>guy knows the bible like the insides of his eyelids
>pretty damn serious about the discipline parts
>but thats besides the point
>never had a Strawberry Gooey Candy Item before him.
>constantly had at least one bowl of them
>kept them as reward for doing good
>throughout the 6 years until he divorced, the bowl was never empty
>like jesus had a pocket-full of them and constantly supplied the amount taken
>I thank god for that bowl of Strawberry Gooey Candy Items
>I wouldn't have the morals I have today without them
User avatar #13 - benjiburns (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
my grandma always had these
#61 - WootBoot (05/03/2013) [-]
they sell these in a store a minute away from my house
they sell these in a store a minute away from my house
#53 - ainsley (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The dollar tree 2 minutes away from my house sells big bags of these
The dollar tree 2 minutes away from my house sells big bags of these
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