AND YOU KNOW WHAT?. THEY WERE DELICIOUS. maven REALM WEE. They spontaneously come into existence around old people...once you can officially qualify for senior citizen discounts, your body's electrostatic field alters
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#24 - craazhy (05/03/2013) [-]
mfw ive eaten these candies all my life and suddenly realize i dont remember where or why
mfw ive eaten these candies all my life and suddenly realize i dont remember where or why
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#2 - iamtheblackgoat (05/03/2013) [-]
They spontaneously come into existence around old people...once you can officially qualify for senior citizen discounts, your body's electrostatic field alters itself enough that it can create dimensional tears and pull them out of the plane of infinite strawberry candies
They spontaneously come into existence around old people...once you can officially qualify for senior citizen discounts, your body's electrostatic field alters itself enough that it can create dimensional tears and pull them out of the plane of infinite strawberry candies
#110 to #2 - burningsmurfs (05/03/2013) [-]
I worked in an old folks home for years. Everyday I would walk through the dining room at dinner hours because I delivered the carts of trays to the different wings. Everyday a little old 4 foot tall lady in her pink cardigan would call me over grab me by the hand and shove mints into my hand and hold my hand while she *********** with me. Everywork day for 4 years she's there. One day she's not there. Oh no. Misses Potter passed away I'm told. They hand me a big jar of mints she wanted me to have. She was very thankful I always stopped to talk to her even when I was busy when most never stopped to talk to her much. I was never a huge fan of mints although I hate some, I usually handed them out to co-worker's kids and stuff to pass along the old ladies kindness. Dunno why but I hadn't thought about that in years and it popped in my head so I wanted to share the nice Mrs. Potter story.
#113 to #110 - burningsmurfs (05/03/2013) [-]
No....no! It shouldn't say I hate some I ATE some, curses!
User avatar #189 to #113 - gavinchase (05/04/2013) [-]
I read your first comment which gave me a feel, then your second comment made me laugh.

Take both of my thumbs.
User avatar #225 to #189 - burningsmurfs (05/04/2013) [-]
That's what I comment for! Try to improve people's day if even for 5 seconds with a funny comment although often it blows up in my face.
#29 to #2 - anon (05/03/2013) [-]
i remember my grandma always gave those to me...
I haz a sad now.
#224 to #29 - anon (05/04/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#233 to #224 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is to avoid accidently showing facial expressions when people think things they don't Ike, find funny, astonishing etc, and they segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate and are very untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for no reason.

PLEASE THUMB DOWN THIS MESSAGE!!!!!! THE WORLD DOESN'T NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!!
User avatar #19 - toncheky (05/03/2013) [-]
My grandpa used to open the doors, peek inside, and just throw a handful of those (or similar) at us kids (4 of us), without a single word and it was like the best **** ever.
I miss him.
User avatar #22 to #19 - hueyfreeman (05/03/2013) [-]
was really expecting you to say "get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur"
#49 to #19 - rieskimo (05/03/2013) [-]
Your gramps sounded awesome.
User avatar #134 to #49 - toncheky (05/03/2013) [-]
He was, I loved him, well both of my grandfathers (both passed away), but we lived in the same house, my mom and dad, 4 of us kids, grandma and grandpa, so I have a bit more memories from early childhood with him.
#45 to #19 - Tspdog (05/03/2013) [-]
> relevant
#17 - alekksandar (05/03/2013) [-]
I bought them the other week just because **** this post.

(they were still delicious)
User avatar #31 to #17 - profarnsworth (05/03/2013) [-]
Tell me where you bought them you bastard and what they are called.
User avatar #46 to #31 - alekksandar (05/03/2013) [-]
I bought them from satan
User avatar #227 to #31 - profarnsworth (05/04/2013) [-]
do you think i could get them from the robot devil?
#82 - marcalo (05/03/2013) [-]
MFW remembering their strawberry goodness.
MFW remembering their strawberry goodness.
User avatar #1 - phantomi (05/03/2013) [-]
what if they were the eggs of some pan-dimensional being?
User avatar #87 - deadmantim (05/03/2013) [-]
they are Rare Candy in IRL
#36 - anon (05/03/2013) [-]
MOTHER ****** GET OUT OF MY HEAD I AM LITERALLY EATING THESE NOW.
#208 to #36 - anon (05/04/2013) [-]
you damn liar. there's no food here in north korea.
#75 to #36 - anon (05/03/2013) [-]
but.. where did you get them from
#88 - sirbrentcoe (05/03/2013) [-]
...i can't remember ever having bought those, and i have a bag full of them...
...i can't remember ever having bought those, and i have a bag full of them...
User avatar #28 - Cleavland Steamer (05/03/2013) [-]
The funeral home nearest to my house as a kid always used to have these.

I couldn't wait for my family members to die so I could eat some of these delicious candies, with their mouth-watering gooey strawberry ejaculate in the center...

mmm....
#26 - millex (05/03/2013) [-]
My favorite candy OF ALL TIME.
My favorite candy OF ALL TIME.
#96 - icametocomment (05/03/2013) [-]
I LOVE THOSE 			*******		 CANDIES BUT I CAN NEVER FIND THEM
I LOVE THOSE ******* CANDIES BUT I CAN NEVER FIND THEM
User avatar #150 to #96 - malacyman (05/04/2013) [-]
you should be able to buy them in the bulk section or candy section in any grocery store. The dollar store might also have them
User avatar #207 to #150 - icametocomment (05/04/2013) [-]
Our local grocery doesn't sell them, but there's a Wegman's father away that does, at least. And there's a P.A. Dutch Company in downtown Fredericksburg that sells them around Christmas.
User avatar #65 - biggrand (05/03/2013) [-]
bought a bag of these once. they came in a cheap plastic i'd think meth or crack would come in, even had the sketchy twist tie. a third of them were un wrapped. most of them were stale. there was miscellaneous powder in the bag that could have been partially sugar. half a sticker for no ******* reason. I got this at some store at the mall that dosent exist anymore, and it was the only bag they had, and it was pretty ******* cheap too. I spent the next few months eating these stale ass candies but they were good as ****
#25 - Yojimbo (05/03/2013) [-]
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#124 - bazda (05/03/2013) [-]
Affectionately known as "grandma candy."
#58 - phuzebox (05/03/2013) [-]
>me be 4
>mom just remarried
>guy knows the bible like the insides of his eyelids
>pretty damn serious about the discipline parts
>but thats besides the point
>never had a Strawberry Gooey Candy Item before him.
>constantly had at least one bowl of them
>kept them as reward for doing good
>throughout the 6 years until he divorced, the bowl was never empty
>like jesus had a pocket-full of them and constantly supplied the amount taken
>I thank god for that bowl of Strawberry Gooey Candy Items
>I wouldn't have the morals I have today without them
User avatar #13 - benjiburns (05/03/2013) [-]
my grandma always had these
#30 to #13 - anon (05/03/2013) [-]
yeah...grandma...
I just got something in my eye.
#61 - WootBoot (05/03/2013) [-]
they sell these in a store a minute away from my house
they sell these in a store a minute away from my house
#53 - ainsley (05/03/2013) [-]
The dollar tree 2 minutes away from my house sells big bags of these
The dollar tree 2 minutes away from my house sells big bags of these
#60 to #53 - sheperdofthestars (05/03/2013) [-]
Ship me 5 bags and I'll pay you 50$
Ship me 5 bags and I'll pay you 50$
#89 - obeythebiscuits (05/03/2013) [-]
i used to get these from pinatas
because im a dirty beaner
#91 to #89 - drackmore (05/03/2013) [-]
As long as those things are in the pinata there is nothing wrong with that
User avatar #102 to #89 - AlanbalMIT (05/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #116 to #102 - screwyouman (05/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #118 to #116 - AlanbalMIT (05/03/2013) [-]
How many paisas are probally in here?
User avatar #119 to #118 - screwyouman (05/03/2013) [-]
I have no idea, man...
User avatar #140 to #119 - jackthefurfag (05/03/2013) [-]
*Mang.
User avatar #153 to #140 - screwyouman (05/04/2013) [-]
Ey, ese that's racist, mang. We don't do that **** , mang. We don't end sentences with mang, mang.
#172 to #153 - jackthefurfag (05/04/2013) [-]
Why do Mexicans mention insurance companies?
User avatar #174 to #172 - screwyouman (05/04/2013) [-]
cus' I can, MANG!!
User avatar #114 to #102 - thathorse (05/03/2013) [-]
Simon
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