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#231 - charliechambers (05/04/2013) [-]
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#35 - electro (05/03/2013) [-]
he must be that kid from the story about the dad who sucks on his sons chest every night so that the son can have nipples and not be different from other kids but then the dad dies and the son learns the truth
#84 to #38 - allion (05/03/2013) [-]
just... who thinks of this??
User avatar #119 to #7 - popkornking (05/03/2013) [-]
Meanwhile in ****
#11 - iyr (05/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #63 to #52 - tankthejackal ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
that second part definitely wasn't necessary
User avatar #134 to #63 - danniegurl (05/03/2013) [-]
that is the most unfortunate text color i've ever seen.
User avatar #136 to #134 - tankthejackal ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
quite
I can't think of worse
User avatar #139 to #136 - danniegurl (05/03/2013) [-]
you can't read it unless you highlight it!
you know you can make your text white, right?
User avatar #142 to #139 - tankthejackal ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
**** that, I like being lazy and making you work for your messagit's fune
User avatar #145 to #142 - danniegurl (05/03/2013) [-]
well, okay then.
what did you do to get the colored text anyway?
User avatar #146 to #145 - tankthejackal ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
certain boards have colored text contests
User avatar #148 to #146 - danniegurl (05/03/2013) [-]
ahh. bet you regret winning that one
User avatar #149 to #148 - tankthejackal ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
only lasts 3 days, and it doesn't affect me
User avatar #150 to #149 - danniegurl (05/03/2013) [-]
ohh, i didn't realize it was that short
User avatar #151 to #150 - tankthejackal ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
it's basically just a thumb contest
got it from the random board
#174 to #151 - comanderspy (05/03/2013) [-]
nobody likes you or your text color
User avatar #180 to #174 - tankthejackal ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
#154 to #63 - anon (05/03/2013) [-]
OH **** A GHOST
#140 to #52 - anon (05/03/2013) [-]
no one cares

-all men and females on here
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#137 to #52 - atomschlumpf (05/03/2013) [-]
you know the deal
#106 to #52 - anon (05/03/2013) [-]
pictures or get the **** out cunt
#184 to #11 - burningsmurfs (05/03/2013) [-]
Yeah if my nips looked like pinheads I think I might even get that done.
#120 to #11 - badsamaritan ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #33 to #11 - justsomeunitedguy (05/03/2013) [-]
because his areolas were freakishly tiny
#105 - snakefire (05/03/2013) [-]
The first time I saw my best friend shirtless and noticed his midget nipples I couldn't stop laughing   
   
then he punched me in the throat and made fun of my chest deformity.   
   
Ahhh friendship
The first time I saw my best friend shirtless and noticed his midget nipples I couldn't stop laughing

then he punched me in the throat and made fun of my chest deformity.

Ahhh friendship
#108 to #105 - philfromaccounting (05/03/2013) [-]
…i have a chest deformity and small nipples….
User avatar #109 to #108 - snakefire (05/03/2013) [-]
Pectus excavatum?
#114 to #109 - philfromaccounting (05/03/2013) [-]
No, my chest sticks out. I believe Pectus Excavatum is the one that goes inwards. A few of my friends have that and I always try to shove my chest in their chests to mess with them.
User avatar #123 to #114 - snakefire (05/03/2013) [-]
That sounds kinda gay bro.

I have pectus excavatum.
#248 to #123 - philfromaccounting (05/04/2013) [-]
It's only gay when I make moaning noises
User avatar #182 to #114 - Psychotic (05/03/2013) [-]
My best friend and I do that. He has PE and I have PC and our chests line up perfectly so we fit together like puzzle pieces.
#110 to #109 - mindsculptorjace (05/03/2013) [-]
hiii snakefire.
User avatar #115 to #110 - smokekusheveryday (05/03/2013) [-]
If only that were from an anime (oh god please dont let it go vore)
#125 to #115 - mindsculptorjace (05/03/2013) [-]
I googled this specfic picture just for you.

As if Miia would do that to her darling!
Enlighten yourself, fool! You need to login to view this link
User avatar #251 to #115 - smokekusheveryday (05/04/2013) [-]
ya know i think ill go do that (the whole enlightening myself thing)
User avatar #111 to #110 - snakefire (05/03/2013) [-]
hello
#112 to #111 - mindsculptorjace (05/03/2013) [-]
Did you know this?
Did you know this?
#159 to #105 - scottishperson (05/03/2013) [-]
you didn't by any chance go to Guajome High school did you, snakefire?
User avatar #160 to #159 - snakefire (05/03/2013) [-]
I did not.
#162 to #160 - scottishperson (05/03/2013) [-]
okay, cause this is like, the exact story as to how these two guys I knew there met. small world I guess.
User avatar #185 to #105 - burningsmurfs (05/03/2013) [-]
Me and my buddy worked at this ******** and most new people didn't stick around so we gave them **** names and refused to learn their real names. So, this boy we call Eggers walks in and he's a pretty timid kid but he actually enjoys the human companionship we give him I think and has fun and actually sticks around. Flash forward a couple of years and me and Eggers are working one night and somehow the conversation flips to how he has one fat nipple and one small nipple. No way. Doesn't wanna show me, half-molest this poor shy christian boy and lift his shirt up. HOLY **** . Pick up phone to call other friend, DUDE! Eggers has different sized nipples! Friend puts down bong and races to work. Tease Eggers the rest of the night. Friend jumps up on the counters shrieking BIGGIE SMALLS BIGGIE SMALLS. So that's the story of how my friend's nipples got me wrote up for the first time at work.
#1 - ehzio ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
But why...what purpose does larger nipples serve...
#39 to #1 - anon (05/03/2013) [-]
Maybe he's gay
Some gays have a nipple fetish.
#121 to #1 - badsamaritan ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
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#177 to #1 - comanderspy (05/03/2013) [-]
shut up! there is a reason as to why im the doctor, and you are the potato one.
shut up! there is a reason as to why im the doctor, and you are the potato one.
User avatar #229 to #1 - fortminorj (05/04/2013) [-]
I am mocked constantly for my small nipples. I definitely consider this desirable lol
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#238 to #204 - contracunt (05/04/2013) [-]
what the **** is that from?
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#246 to #239 - contracunt (05/04/2013) [-]
Im talking about the GIF. ive seen x men planty of times.
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User avatar #2 to #1 - astraea (05/03/2013) [-]
Looks more normal I guess
User avatar #4 to #2 - ehzio ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
as if a small little dot within a big ass red circle is normal...
User avatar #62 to #4 - mrvin (05/03/2013) [-]
come on. at first sight you wouldn't see that it's tattooed
#6 to #1 - iamtheblackgoat (05/03/2013) [-]
Head over into 			****
Head over into ****
User avatar #67 to #1 - Dap (05/03/2013) [-]
They definitely look more normal..
#31 to #1 - anon (05/03/2013) [-]
I guess it's because it's akward having so small nipples to him.
#181 - anon (05/03/2013) [-]
In other news the Prime Minister of Sweden visited Washington today and my tiny little nipples went to France
User avatar #183 to #181 - neptuneport (05/03/2013) [-]
What you did there, I see it.
#187 to #183 - anon (05/03/2013) [-]
Would you mind telling me what the hell you saw? I'm slightly vision impaired.
User avatar #44 - mutzaki (05/03/2013) [-]
The transition from areola should've been a lot better. That ****** too geometric.
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User avatar #54 to #44 - TheFlamingFlamingo (05/03/2013) [-]
...stop showing up in the comments I wasn't even looking for you
#64 to #54 - mutzaki (05/03/2013) [-]
letumblrface.png
User avatar #65 to #64 - TheFlamingFlamingo (05/03/2013) [-]
you're such a mean boyfriend
#69 to #65 - mutzaki (05/03/2013) [-]
You like bad boys, don't you, TheFlamingFlamingo?
#164 - sixty (05/03/2013) [-]
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#138 - FightClub (05/03/2013) [-]
great, now he has pepperoni nipples   
   
great decision, pizzatits
great, now he has pepperoni nipples

great decision, pizzatits
#143 to #141 - FightClub (05/03/2013) [-]
pizzeption
#173 to #138 - notapancake (05/03/2013) [-]
Pizzatits is probably the best thing i have heard today!
Pizzatits is probably the best thing i have heard today!
#102 - Cleavland Steamer (05/03/2013) [-]
He/she looks like an escaped convict with colorful roadkill for hair
User avatar #103 to #102 - uptightmonkey (05/03/2013) [-]
I'd give him/her a piece of my mind, or penis
#60 - soccordude (05/03/2013) [-]
My friend has the opposite problem. His nipples look like Sorry! pieces.
User avatar #235 to #60 - Spounty (05/04/2013) [-]
is he canadian?
#117 - mattdoggy (05/03/2013) [-]
List of things i'd never thought i'd see:   
man tattooing nipples on
List of things i'd never thought i'd see:
man tattooing nipples on
#130 - shishiko **User deleted account** (05/03/2013) [-]
A practical Tattoo.    
   
Huh.
A practical Tattoo.

Huh.
User avatar #131 - Rileto (05/03/2013) [-]
I like tattoos like this, that solve peoples problems or help them feel more confident. I like the tattoo on a bald guys head that is just a **** ton of tiny black dots. It REALLY looks like he just shaves his head
#53 - assdoreponyfucker (05/03/2013) [-]
i have rather large areolas.... like literally 3 inch radius its terrible
User avatar #85 to #53 - rplix (05/03/2013) [-]
We call those pepperoni nipples.
#107 to #85 - anon (05/03/2013) [-]
I personally prefer the bologna slice sized nips on my ladies.
#59 - thatmexican (05/03/2013) [-]
for those of you asking why.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE SMALL NIPPLES

the ridacule from friends everytime you take your shirt off

"hey there's small nipple dereck! haha!"
laughing till the piss themselves and one of them passes out from the lack of oxegen because he's laughing so hard....

that's why
User avatar #70 to #59 - klick ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
The first thing I think is "whoa. that's a manly man."

The only reason why guys have nipples is because we all start off as chicks in the womb. When our XX become XY the nipples stop growing. So tinny nipples just means you got your Y chromosome early.
User avatar #99 to #70 - bokkos ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
Only half right.... XX doesn't magically become XY; X is just the basal form, and its properties are developed before the Ys.
User avatar #87 to #59 - firstresponder (05/03/2013) [-]
aww poor Dereck.
#61 to #59 - anon (05/03/2013) [-]
It's even worse when your nipples are big.

I get called pancake nipples by my friends every day.
User avatar #68 to #59 - Jimminycracker (05/03/2013) [-]
Id rather be called small nipple derrick than big nipple derrick.
#86 to #68 - mortimer (05/03/2013) [-]
I have big nipples, wanna fight about it?
#94 - sphinxe (05/03/2013) [-]
They do this a lot with like boob jobs etc or if they need to create or recreate a nipple. It's pretty cool.
They do this a lot with like boob jobs etc or if they need to create or recreate a nipple. It's pretty cool.
User avatar #93 - machomustachio (05/03/2013) [-]
Its funny that a lot of people below me are talking about their areola size
User avatar #5 - delphine (05/03/2013) [-]
I have a guy friend with nipples the size of Mini M&Ms, haha. Nipples serve no purpose to men at all, but they begin to develop in the womb right before they are exposed to the hormones that trigger the fetus to be "male". So men with smaller nipples just knew they were males before other dudes.
User avatar #16 to #5 - justafungi (05/03/2013) [-]
Actually, as a male, I can say that there are nerves in the nipple that do feel good when rubbed/licked/sucked, so they do serve a purpose in my humble opinion...
User avatar #56 to #16 - violentpixi (05/03/2013) [-]
Just getting images of that episode of family guy where Stewie suckles on Peter.
User avatar #242 to #16 - delphine (05/04/2013) [-]
I guess... but no evolutionary advantages.
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