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#16 - iamphoenix (05/03/2013) [-]
You finally understand abject horror. I don't have a lot of phobias, but the thought of passing over that abyss makes my butt clench with the force of a Neutron Star's gravity.
#227 to #16 - John Cena (05/03/2013) [-]
This comment deserves top comment, atleast!
User avatar #236 to #16 - firstresponder (05/03/2013) [-]
oh my god. this comment
User avatar #36 to #16 - redtooth (05/03/2013) [-]
I also have an aversion to deep water, I don't know what's worse, when the water is deep near the coast and my head imagines the rocks are sea beasties or out in the open water (fell off a jetski once and my friend who was driving it didn't even notice).

But did you ever have a ski lift stall out while you were above a 30 meter drop abyss? Now that **** is terrifying.
#92 - kitsunemochalite (05/03/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#217 to #92 - John Cena (05/03/2013) [-]
Is it wrong that I'm so horny right now, that I fapped to that?

Oh **** .... did I just say that aloud
User avatar #121 to #92 - strangesir (05/03/2013) [-]
It looks like Ariel is trying to get him inside her pussy.
Oh **** what
#129 to #127 - strangesir (05/03/2013) [-]
Oh lawdy   
   
Pic related, I think
Oh lawdy

Pic related, I think
User avatar #135 to #121 - laspussy (05/03/2013) [-]
what if he came out of her pussy?
User avatar #200 to #135 - strangesir (05/03/2013) [-]
Then she wants him back in?
#27 - marlkarxthethird (05/03/2013) [-]
I would be absolutely ******* terrified of that.

I'd expect to see godsdamn Cthulhu or some **** silhouetted in the darkness.
#105 to #27 - studbeefpile (05/03/2013) [-]
'Why does no one like me? I just want a hug.......'
#7 - heartlessrobot (05/03/2013) [-]
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How the **** could someone go deep enough for it to be scary with just a snorkel?
User avatar #287 to #7 - exarzero (05/03/2013) [-]
I snorkel. The only time it get's scary is in darker or more "polluted" waters where you cannot see your hand in your face let alone that mushroom cloud of sharks coming toward you to check out the shiny stuff on you. (If you are stupid enough to wear shiny stuff).

Other time is if you are a dumbass and go when it is dark out. lol
#290 to #7 - John Cena (05/04/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
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User avatar #288 to #228 - sepheroth (05/03/2013) [-]
Some guys get off on that. You ever read Haunted by Chuck..uh...P something, the guy that wrote Fight Club.
#279 to #201 - heartlessrobot (05/03/2013) [-]
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Wow, that comment stinks
#285 to #279 - ditzyderpydoo **User deleted account** (05/03/2013) [-]
#291 to #279 - ironlion (05/04/2013) [-]
sorry
sorry
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User avatar #284 to #201 - talkingmouth (05/03/2013) [-]
you are not funny
User avatar #278 to #201 - mustlol (05/03/2013) [-]
Just because your words are bold doesn't mean you'll get more attention for putting the SAME DAMN THING.
User avatar #289 to #278 - AquariusCyclone (05/04/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure he was making a joke about what Tumblr folks do.
#248 to #7 - John Cena (05/03/2013) [-]
You've clearly never gone diving, or you suck at it, ive gotten to 9m deep with snorkel, there is a special snorkel with a 500ML air tank so you have a 20 sec air supply
User avatar #280 to #248 - heartlessrobot (05/03/2013) [-]
I said snorkel, not scuba gear. And you'd implode from the pressure by the time it got scary.
User avatar #286 to #280 - fitchy (05/03/2013) [-]
actually the human body can go extremely deep without any gear, your lungs squeeze to the size of a fist and it becomes quite painful but it is possible, there is a sport called free diving where the diver holds onto a sled that drags them down 200+ meters (record breaking numbers) and they release an airbag that makes them ascend to the surface. Quite impressive.
#274 to #248 - lastsamurai (05/03/2013) [-]
So you can breathe for 20 seconds and then gotta fill it.
Must suck.
#44 to #7 - John Cena (05/03/2013) [-]
Go practice snorkeling ^^
Its possible to reach deeps of 125-126m without any equipment. However we're going to leave that to the pros. Judging from the angle of light I'd say this picture is taken at least 20m underneath the ocean surface.
Anon out!
#88 to #44 - John Cena (05/03/2013) [-]
there's no way to know how deep that picture is. "angle of the light" has nothing to do with anything, and how dark it gets depends on current vis, water density (fresh or salt) etc.
#40 to #7 - John Cena (05/03/2013) [-]
You don't need to go deep at all. Just swim on the surface and look down with a mask. The moment you swim over the edge is really exciting and after that it's ******* terrifying.

src: was on vacation at the red sea (sharm el sheik), riff was only like 5 meters below surface and on the edge it dropped for several hundreds of meters.
User avatar #109 to #7 - rifee (05/03/2013) [-]
If you dive around reefs, you get this sudden transition from shallow waters to "bottomless abyss". It's really ******* scary :P
#143 to #7 - John Cena (05/03/2013) [-]
it matter of perspetvie we have some people who have no far of height while other wont look down from height of second floor same apply here
User avatar #152 to #7 - rossbelfast (05/03/2013) [-]
People train to hold their breath for ages
#171 to #7 - John Cena (05/03/2013) [-]
Free diving world record for holding his breath: 22 min.
User avatar #49 to #7 - gnillort (05/03/2013) [-]
I can imagine it being quite scary just swimming above this dark abyss. not knowing what's watching you from below would terrify me.
#134 to #7 - John Cena (05/03/2013) [-]
Even when you're looking down from the surface, you go past a reef which is just 1 meter below the surface and then suddenly you find yourself looking at a 10+ meter dip. It can be a scary experience at first.
#84 to #7 - starshroom (05/03/2013) [-]
that gnarly diver girl Tanya Streeter has dived 525 ft straight down, no breathing equipment!!!!    
   
gif is relevant and also cute
that gnarly diver girl Tanya Streeter has dived 525 ft straight down, no breathing equipment!!!!

gif is relevant and also cute
#247 to #7 - yimbob (05/03/2013) [-]
In the Caymen islands there is a huge drop off where it goes from like 4 feet deep to hundreds of feet deep. It looks like a huge cliff, but its under water and its really dark and creepy.
User avatar #142 to #7 - sirfisticuffs (05/03/2013) [-]
Atlantians!
#33 to #7 - John Cena (05/03/2013) [-]
I don't know from experience, but according to my Dive Master (the guy that taught me how to scuba dive) it is possible to make it to the surface on one breath of air from 80 feet, so I suppose it should be possible to go down deep from the surface.
#282 to #33 - internetshakespear (05/03/2013) [-]
The deeper you go underwater, the more water pressure there is exerted on you. This causes your body, and organs, to get compacted. The reason you can go from 80 feet to the surface in one breath is because as you go upwards, the water pressure exerted on your body is lessened, which allows your organs to "grow back" to their original size. Effectively, this makes your lungs, and the air inside them, larger the closer you get to the surface. It's a neat little fact.
The deeper you go underwater, the more water pressure there is exerted on you. This causes your body, and organs, to get compacted. The reason you can go from 80 feet to the surface in one breath is because as you go upwards, the water pressure exerted on your body is lessened, which allows your organs to "grow back" to their original size. Effectively, this makes your lungs, and the air inside them, larger the closer you get to the surface. It's a neat little fact.
#10 to #7 - niggazoid (05/03/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQITWbAaDx0 Thought exactly the same, then I saw this.
#11 to #10 - John Cena (05/03/2013) [-]
Video's Description

FREE FALL: World champion freediver Guillaume Nery special dive at Dean's Blue Hole, the deepest blue hole in the world filmed entirely on breath hold by the french champion Julie Gautier. This video is a FICTION and an ARTISTIC PROJECT. Edited by BLUENERY (c). Music: ARCHIVE - you make me feel.



"This video is a FICTION..."
#14 to #11 - newborn (05/03/2013) [-]
I believe that the video is mostly legitimate(it says that man is a world champion freediver), but probably not the best to illustrate OP's message. here's a video of the 101m world record instead.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUcpzf0rbAw
#15 to #14 - newborn (05/03/2013) [-]
and by the way, i believe most freedivers go down faster by hyperoxygenating their bloodstream, then sinking without air in their lungs.
#12 to #11 - niggazoid (05/03/2013) [-]
Freedivers do it without the fiction.
User avatar #138 to #7 - andnowducks (05/03/2013) [-]
You saved the thumbnail
>inb4; "Oh but andnowducks you've saved the thumbnails before too
>Le may-may arows
User avatar #277 to #138 - heartlessrobot (05/03/2013) [-]
No, I saved the full thing from someone who saved it as a thumbnail.
#13 to #7 - newborn (05/03/2013) [-]
i don't know how deep that is, but I freedive down to at least 60 feet in freshwater, and it can get cold and scary. really the water gets much colder after about 15 feet.
User avatar #18 to #13 - breakfastskippa (05/03/2013) [-]
Doesnt the pressure just **** your ears up? I swam to the bottom of a 6 metre deep pool (Roughly 19 feet i think for you Americans) and my ears felt like they were gonna pop.
#22 to #18 - newborn (05/03/2013) [-]
you need to be careful, because you will "pop" your ears if you don't equalize the pressure on the way down. do this by shutting your mouth, holding your nose, and blowing. you should be forcing air up into your ear canal, or eardrum, or something. you can do it now at atmospheric pressure, but its not quite so pronounced. I happen to find a video this evening I will share with you that indirectly has a great example of this in it. You can see the man reach up to grab his nose, then hear the pressure build up in his ears. He does this like 6 times on his descent.

youtu.be/_JIKNLdEJ-s?t=2m48s

Also, the air sort of takes care of itself on the return trip.

#149 to #22 - John Cena (05/03/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
User avatar #157 to #149 - paesani (05/03/2013) [-]
EAT A BAG OF DICKS
User avatar #242 to #18 - ruinsage (05/03/2013) [-]
you have to equalize the pressure in your inner ear. Shut your mouth, hold your nose, and blow
User avatar #240 to #18 - pokeface (05/03/2013) [-]
You just have bitch ears.
User avatar #25 to #18 - redrex ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
my friend went spear fishing, he forgot to release the pressure in his goggles, and he ended popping a blood vessel above his eye, however, he's fine now
User avatar #108 to #25 - thewebspinner (05/03/2013) [-]
Your friends goggles were too tight then and he should be using nose covering goggles which pressurize easily through your nose and lungs.
If your friend goes spear fishing a lot he's an idiot if he doesn't know this.
User avatar #126 to #108 - redrex ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
he's not an idiot, he knew what to do, he just forgot at the moment and by the time he remembered, it was too late
#272 to #126 - John Cena (05/03/2013) [-]
No, he is an idiot and he did not know what to do. You shouldn't have to "release the pressure" in goggles.
#21 to #18 - John Cena (05/03/2013) [-]
the trick is to pop them every 15 feet or so to adjust to the pressure. if you don't and go deep enough, you'll pop your eardrums, which can lead to all kinds of problems.
User avatar #281 to #13 - heartlessrobot (05/03/2013) [-]
I've been pretty damn deep, but with scuba gear. It's not that cold, and the scariest things are close to the ocean floor.
#255 to #13 - fractalius (05/03/2013) [-]
You're telling me you've held your breath long enough to go 60 feet down, equalizing all the way down? AND swim back up at a slow enough pace not to **** yourself up? That's like 5-10 minutes of being underwater
#275 to #255 - newborn (05/03/2013) [-]
in a word, yes. you swim really slow.

To cover decompression sickness: I've never actually done proper research into it, but i believe freedivers dont have much to worry about due to no additional air being intoduced into your system. it all compresses/decompresses at the same rate as you go down and up. I could be wrong about all that, but in any case its not an issue.
#112 - timeparadox (05/03/2013) [-]
You are now entering Rock Bottom
#57 - nooneofinterest (05/03/2013) [-]
I've been so lonely girl, I've been so sad and down
Couldn't understand why haters joked around
I wanted to be free with other creatures like me
And now I got my wish, cause I know that I'm a gay fish (gay fish)
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#2 to #1 - kirkbot ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
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they do that often
#3 to #1 - johnnycockseed (05/02/2013) [-]
repeating the last thing the other guy said Jisiephin
#5 to #3 - walkerjam (05/02/2013) [-]
the last thing the other guy said Josiephin.
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#101 - lolzordz (05/03/2013) [-]
way to put the punchline in the title...   
   
			*******		 moron
way to put the punchline in the title...

******* moron
#164 to #101 - wheel (05/03/2013) [-]
******** that story freaked me the hell out
#52 - linajunk (05/03/2013) [-]
Goblin Shark ...  o.o
Goblin Shark ... o.o
#67 to #52 - noideawhatimdoing (05/03/2013) [-]
**noideawhatimdoing rolls 46** if dubs some magical force eradicates the water demon species you call a goblin shark
**noideawhatimdoing rolls 46** if dubs some magical force eradicates the water demon species you call a goblin shark
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User avatar #76 to #70 - kakkakrabbypatty (05/03/2013) [-]
BUT IT'S A WATER TYPE
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#97 to #52 - pudingcade (05/03/2013) [-]
jesus ******* christ wtf man
User avatar #98 to #97 - pudingcade (05/03/2013) [-]
pic not relevent
#179 - sweetellie (05/03/2013) [-]
Why do they always repeat something that was said in the original comment but in bold letters..?
Why do they always repeat something that was said in the original comment but in bold letters..?
User avatar #232 to #179 - corundum (05/03/2013) [-]
To communicate what line they're laughing at in particular. It's like saying "LOL" and drawing an arrow.
#182 to #179 - barehype (05/03/2013) [-]
to reiterate the funny bit
User avatar #211 to #182 - Schwarzenegger (05/03/2013) [-]
>Tumblr
>funny

pick one
#292 to #211 - barehype (05/04/2013) [-]
why cant i have both
User avatar #293 to #292 - Schwarzenegger (05/05/2013) [-]
Because it's Tumblr.
User avatar #183 to #179 - whitcher (05/03/2013) [-]
but in bold letters
#65 - bloodyshart (05/03/2013) [-]
<---What's down there.

"Always a bigger fish."
#205 to #65 - neverccd (05/03/2013) [-]
Big Gooberfish! Huge-o Teeth!
#210 - Schwarzenegger (05/03/2013) [-]
This is why I'd never do that
#91 - hippymofuka ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #130 to #91 - harlequinlove (05/03/2013) [-]
Beat me to it.
#6 - toastableduckling (05/02/2013) [-]
Is there a point to the last comment?
User avatar #8 to #6 - basilbrush (05/03/2013) [-]
Nope.
User avatar #77 to #6 - slaughterface (05/03/2013) [-]
i suppose it's a tumblr thing? idk. don't question the pretentious part of the internet
#26 to #6 - coolcalx (05/03/2013) [-]
emphasis.
User avatar #107 - UberAndrew (05/03/2013) [-]
If you think the bottom of our ocean is terrifying, just image the oceans of other planets.
The creatures at the bottom of our ocean are already mysterious, alien, and horrifying. And they've been evolving alongside us undisturbed for thousands of years.

Now image the the same case, but millions of light years away. Where Cthulhu and Krakens pale in comparison to this nightmares.

And no stop for a minute and think and realize that we're working on going to these planets.

Image our far off descendants riding a boat on some alien world and colossal tentacles shoot out of waters while an eye lid the size of a city opens just underneath the water and they're quickly dragged or inhaled into the depths. This is an actual possibility.
User avatar #185 to #107 - grantika (05/03/2013) [-]
wow holy **** I thought you died
User avatar #199 to #107 - stefanolopcus (05/03/2013) [-]
why would you do that to me...
User avatar #204 to #107 - Dairycow (05/03/2013) [-]
just imagine a planet that is literally a giant ball of water, a ******* water planet, that would be so cool, i dont think it can be completely water though, the core would have to be some sort of iron or something.
User avatar #206 to #204 - UberAndrew (05/03/2013) [-]
It's not technically a planet, but there are giant pockets of water floating in space.
I doubt anything could live in them, but who know? Space whales could actually exist.
User avatar #215 to #107 - bannon (05/03/2013) [-]
That may be true but what about the other side of it all.

Our far off descendants may also be riding a boat on a lake when suddenly, they encounter a tropical marshmallow storm! We'll just never know
#154 to #107 - ninootendoo (05/03/2013) [-]
Don't know if you accidental'd imagination or
User avatar #158 to #154 - UberAndrew (05/03/2013) [-]
Wrote that half asleep, so please forgive the abundance of spelling errors.
User avatar #159 to #158 - ninootendoo (05/03/2013) [-]
Ah, i see. Still a good theory though
User avatar #155 to #154 - ninootendoo (05/03/2013) [-]
*imagine
#148 to #107 - stratosrider (05/03/2013) [-]
....If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go curl into a ball while my mind implodes just thinking about the possibilities.
#193 to #107 - kodo (05/03/2013) [-]
This is some good **** . If you have inspiration, you could write a book about this.
Imagine..
-Aliens
-Space travel
-Giant sea monsters

I would read that so much.
User avatar #122 to #107 - thedutchs (05/03/2013) [-]
But we don't know how to use wormholes so we can't travel millions of light years...
User avatar #123 to #122 - UberAndrew (05/03/2013) [-]
That's why I said far off descendants.
We don't know how to use them now, but give it some time. We'll be zipping across the universe in no time.
User avatar #125 to #123 - thedutchs (05/03/2013) [-]
It would be awesome
#131 to #107 - hydromatic (05/03/2013) [-]
I'm gonna go contemplate life.
#73 - kernelstack (05/03/2013) [-]
I hate to be that guy...   
   
   
No, I don't actually.
I hate to be that guy...


No, I don't actually.
User avatar #110 to #73 - cthumoo (05/03/2013) [-]
But you didn't correct everything

If you didn't want to, that's ok then.
User avatar #168 to #73 - tenmillionbears (05/03/2013) [-]
Be proud, fellow Grammar Nazi. Be proud of your rare skill.
User avatar #94 to #73 - BerryLicious (05/03/2013) [-]
Don't hate it, embrace it. Language skills will soon become a rare one, so keep at it bro.
User avatar #146 to #94 - kernelstack (05/03/2013) [-]
You're right. We must stand and fight.
#180 to #146 - nicoquitemad (05/03/2013) [-]
I am proud of you all.
I am proud of you all.
#160 - Vinpascal (05/03/2013) [-]
Omg. I know that place
#53 - doyoulikeapizza ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
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**doyoulikeapizza rolled a random image posted in comment #1748630 at Friendly **
#140 to #53 - John Cena (05/03/2013) [-]
what is this gif from
#169 to #140 - John Cena (05/03/2013) [-]
New Kids Turbo or New Kids Nitro.
It's from a dutch movie.
#181 - dealwithitfagg (05/03/2013) [-]
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