Brilliant life hacks!. .. I got one, If you have a small cut, sprinkle a little salt over it, it makes it heal faster.
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User avatar #7 - KayRed (05/03/2013) [-]
I got one,

If you have a small cut, sprinkle a little salt over it, it makes it heal faster.
#62 to #49 - newborn (05/03/2013) [-]
srsly tho, on occasion i have put bleach on poison ivy to help it clear up. it vaporizes the rash, but also death n stuff. The doctor said it was a bad decision.
User avatar #26 to #7 - localcatbarber (05/03/2013) [-]
If I don't have a cut, should I make one myself, and how?
User avatar #27 to #26 - KayRed (05/03/2013) [-]
It's actually quite simple, just get a sharp object (such as a razor blade) and cut your wrist. Remember, to be safe, cut down the street, not across.
User avatar #28 to #27 - localcatbarber (05/03/2013) [-]
Thank you! Will try this right away. Do I need to pour the salt directly into the bloodstream, or is it enough to sprinkle it around?
User avatar #64 to #28 - lordhasta (05/03/2013) [-]
just sprinkle it around and inside the wound, make sure to rinse it with lemon juice.

User avatar #12 to #7 - dragonicangel (05/03/2013) [-]
My new best friend. What shall we do now? dip the cut in lemon juice?
User avatar #14 to #12 - KayRed (05/03/2013) [-]
Of course, how else are you supposed to stop the bleeding?
User avatar #102 to #14 - dragonicangel (05/03/2013) [-]
Well, I figured we could use medicinal (rubbing) alcohol to stop the bleeding. Or bleach. Which one?
User avatar #103 to #102 - alcohol (05/03/2013) [-]
Just use some whiskey. It burns worse.
User avatar #104 to #103 - dragonicangel (05/03/2013) [-]
Ok, what about vodka? Same burn or worse?
User avatar #105 to #104 - alcohol (05/03/2013) [-]
Depends on what type. Like US vodka wont burn bur Russian or Irish vodka will burn worse.
User avatar #106 to #105 - dragonicangel (05/03/2013) [-]
So use Irish vodka instead of medicinal alcohol?
User avatar #107 to #106 - alcohol (05/03/2013) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #108 to #107 - dragonicangel (05/03/2013) [-]
What about a molotov cocktail, albeit in a small amount? With or without the fire?
User avatar #109 to #108 - alcohol (05/03/2013) [-]
My friend that is oil not alcohol.
User avatar #110 to #109 - dragonicangel (05/03/2013) [-]
Oh, that's right, you specialize in alcohol only. Oh well, thanks. Good day to you.

Anyways KayRed, should we use a molotov cocktail (w/ or w/o fire), Irish vodka, or medicinal alcohol?
User avatar #112 to #110 - KayRed (05/04/2013) [-]
Molotov with fire, you gotta cauterize the wound.
User avatar #113 to #112 - dragonicangel (05/04/2013) [-]
Good idea! I should've thought of that! After, we should staple the wound to prevent more blood loss. Or maybe stitch it up. With lemon coated titanium string.
User avatar #114 to #113 - KayRed (05/04/2013) [-]
Nah, just burn it really, really good.
User avatar #115 to #114 - dragonicangel (05/04/2013) [-]
Ok. But what if the cut is deep? Won't we have to staple or stitch the wound?
#23 - kiboz (05/03/2013) [-]
Who the **** has that much mustard?
#72 to #23 - anon (05/03/2013) [-]
everyone should have that much mustard. mustard rules.
#29 - FrozenEmber (05/03/2013) [-]
What's in the toilet doesn't look like Coke. It looks like an anal volcano eruption
#69 to #29 - aguywithlonghair (05/03/2013) [-]
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Thanks for making me laugh for more then ten minutes.
#73 to #29 - anon (05/03/2013) [-]
A preview of what a visit to taco bell would look like afterwards.
User avatar #70 to #29 - foxxywithpaws (05/03/2013) [-]
Volc-anal?
User avatar #1 - iphoneguy (05/02/2013) [-]
who the **** flushed coke away?
User avatar #48 to #1 - tigronn (05/03/2013) [-]
try freeway cola from lidl if theres one near, they r cheap and taste like coke, but too much gas and rotten sugar
User avatar #9 to #1 - slootyslooot (05/03/2013) [-]
Pepsi lovers.
User avatar #13 to #1 - thorlak (05/03/2013) [-]
If you live in the UK you can use sainsbury's brand cola for it. It works better on toilets, costs like 35p and tastes awful
User avatar #15 to #13 - iphoneguy (05/03/2013) [-]
Switzerland but thanks
#2 to #1 - zukabazuka (05/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, why waste good soda for that **** .
User avatar #3 to #2 - iphoneguy (05/02/2013) [-]
literally
#6 to #1 - streaker (05/03/2013) [-]
Fixed.
User avatar #10 to #6 - iphoneguy (05/03/2013) [-]
better
#65 - sirfisticuffs (05/03/2013) [-]
I am NOT going to use Coke on my toilet.
User avatar #36 - mrwalkerfour (05/03/2013) [-]
"use coke to clean your toiler"

or use bleach...

and drink the coke like normal people do.
User avatar #41 to #36 - isradam (05/03/2013) [-]
Did you say "Drink the bleach and use the coke"?

Cause I think I might have done something terribly stupid.
User avatar #46 to #36 - mutzaki (05/03/2013) [-]
I think Amanda Todd mixed up that advice.
#88 to #46 - ciarancrashy ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
Someone was bound to say it.
User avatar #19 - olelicious (05/03/2013) [-]
WHAT KIND OF WAY IS THAT TO USE COKE!?!?!?
User avatar #21 to #19 - kingarther (05/03/2013) [-]
The main component of Coke Cola is Phosphoric Acid It can and does melt rust off things
User avatar #25 to #21 - Alchemyst ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
That's not the main component of Coke, although it does contain it. The main acid at work is carbonic acid, which is present in all carbonated drinks. It's not as strong as stomach acid, so it's safe to drink, but it does help remove rust buildup.
User avatar #111 to #21 - kaslin (05/03/2013) [-]
And paint off of cars if you trap it with saran wrap and tape.
#76 - anon (05/03/2013) [-]
If you can afford a keurig, you are not eating ramen.
#117 to #76 - nobigwhoop (05/08/2013) [-]
Maybe it's this guys?

It's like in the Sims, where you buy the nicest bed and bath tub, but for the next week you're resigned to having drywall interior and grass flooring in the kitchen.
#67 - anon (05/03/2013) [-]
i love how all the fat ppl freak out OMG WASTING COKE lol
User avatar #78 to #67 - rieskimo (05/03/2013) [-]
I'm fat and I don't give a **** .
#51 - allisonisrad (05/03/2013) [-]
Why does that man have so much mustard?
User avatar #56 to #51 - astrozombies **User deleted account** (05/03/2013) [-]
Its Alton Brown, He's a chef. Assuming a chef needs a lot of mustard. I was wondering the same thing until i saw who posted it.
#60 to #56 - allisonisrad (05/03/2013) [-]
He must have a lot of everything if he has 6 mustards. He probably has 18 refrigerators for his variety of fancy ketchups and plethora of salsas.
#75 to #60 - anon (05/03/2013) [-]
mustard is the best condiment, and comes in many varieties. you don't need a reason to have a lot of it.
#37 - deviousalien (05/03/2013) [-]
You forgot the best lifehack of all! Repost on FJ to look like a faggot
You forgot the best lifehack of all! Repost on FJ to look like a faggot
#81 - chupiter (05/03/2013) [-]
I washed my toilet with coke. DO NOT RECOMMEND! The taste was completely different after.
I washed my toilet with coke. DO NOT RECOMMEND! The taste was completely different after.
#17 - tiredandhungry ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
but all my shirts are black...
#84 - zorororonoa (05/03/2013) [-]
the clothes one
#92 - anon (05/03/2013) [-]
I'd like to add that in addition to the lemons, vinegar and water mix works on windows and mirrors and doesn't leave streaks if you wipe them with newspaper. Also if your sink disposal smells bad, then put a lemon down it and turn the grinder on and it kills bacteria and it smells better.
#34 - hopskotch (05/03/2013) [-]
All of those hacks I thought "meh, neat but I wouldn't really use this." Until I got to the paperclip on tape one. SMART.
#24 - anon (05/03/2013) [-]
Coke is exspensive!
User avatar #57 to #24 - elmexicangato (05/03/2013) [-]
Not as expensive as toilet bowl cleaner and bleach. It's cheap compared to those.
User avatar #5 - aahrg (05/03/2013) [-]
you have to dry out the orange and add a bit of oil in the bottom for it to work
#82 - studbeefpile (05/03/2013) [-]
Most of those things were actually pretty cool/useful.

And then 'orange candles'.
#74 - neroblack (05/03/2013) [-]
what a waste of good coke
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