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#1 - dagyo (05/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)

#148 to #1 - anonymous (05/03/2013) [-]

ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!

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#6 - felixfj (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)

bad time

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#85 to #6 - greenstrongworld (05/03/2013) [-]

For a second there, I thought "how do i fisix" then I realized it.

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#17 - happygrowman (05/03/2013) [+] (6 replies)

what kind of a nazi parent would monitor their child 24/7?

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#21 to #17 - darkjustifier (05/03/2013) [-]

the type that are nazis

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#66 to #17 - princessthymicorn (05/03/2013) [-]

Not Kate McCann obviously.

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#160 to #66 - hewhomtrolls (05/03/2013) [-]

it makes me sad you have hardly any thumbs for that witty response

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#157 to #66 - anonymous (05/03/2013) [-]

Damn... that was long ago

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#91 to #66 - cyanidesandvich (05/03/2013) [-]

ZING!

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#25 to #17 - saxong ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]

Nannycams.

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#7 - schmidp (05/03/2013) [+] (10 replies)

OH MY GOD!
We finally know what Andy's mom looks like!!!!!!!!1

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#8 to #7 - metallicaone (05/03/2013) [-]

you saw her face in all the movies...

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#28 to #7 - vatra ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]

The fuck dude?

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#20 to #7 - poptartans (05/03/2013) [-]

wow..........

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#27 to #7 - mochinolucky (05/03/2013) [-]

I don't even....

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#30 to #7 - McCockAFucker (05/03/2013) [-]

fucking idiot...

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#40 to #7 - vissova ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]

Are you fucking serious right now?

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#145 to #7 - murdocisgod (05/03/2013) [-]

NO.

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#74 to #7 - takesomemorewater (05/03/2013) [-]

Toy Story 3...watch it...

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#56 - Cleavland Steamer (05/03/2013) [+] (21 replies)

when i was a kid and i had toys and shit, i thought they were like the toys from Toy Story, and i would watch them and spy on them. i tried to psychologically torture and manipulate them; get inside their heads, until they just wouldn't be able to contain their secrets anymore. i hoped that one day stuffed golden retriever would break down in tears confessing that he could talk all these years, or that dancing remote control power ranger would scream out the truth using more than just his 8 different phrases. i interrogated piano playing elmo, using coarse language and threatening his family, but he wouldn't give me answers so i lit him on fire with a walmart safety brand firecracker. he melted into a puddle, still happily screeching out muffled lyrics to "Old McDonald". i made all the toys gather in a circle and watch elmo burn to embers, his distorted "E I E I O's" echoing in the night

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#83 to #68 - sabcy (05/03/2013) [-]

renemon is watching you fap

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#111 to #56 - anonymous (05/03/2013) [-]

Wizard^

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#105 to #56 - crazyanduknowit (05/03/2013) [-]

You are one disturbed, sick motherfucker.

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#86 to #56 - starshroom (05/03/2013) [-]

Hello, you must be from 4chan.

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#2 - anonymous (05/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)

wouldn't Andy take the camera down because he wants his privacy?

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#3 to #2 - tabarzins (05/02/2013) [-]

Yes, but dare the toyz move while Andy is fappin. That'll scare him so bad he might rip his dick off.

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#15 to #3 - esmebuffay (05/03/2013) [-]

That last line for whatever reason made me react exactly like this.

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#38 to #2 - potatophucker (05/03/2013) [-]

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#22 - Cleavland Steamer (05/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)

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#39 to #22 - potatophucker (05/03/2013) [-]

every day

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#124 to #22 - anonymous (05/03/2013) [-]

I've seen the drawn picture of this, shit was so cash....

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#10 - studbeefpile (05/03/2013) [+] (11 replies)

Anyone else notice this?

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#14 to #10 - raquelian (05/03/2013) [-]

i kinda think that's party of the joke buddy

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#16 to #14 - niralius (05/03/2013) [-]

PARTYHARD.jpg

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#118 to #16 - atma (05/03/2013) [-]

why red thumbs...

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#171 to #118 - niralius (05/03/2013) [-]

I have no idea either...

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#165 to #118 - studbeefpile (05/03/2013) [-]

because it's not related to anything here; it's essentially just spam.

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#167 to #165 - atma (05/03/2013) [-]

raquelian said "party of the joke"
it was a typo
21 morons are blind

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#170 to #167 - raquelian (05/03/2013) [-]

yes, what he said

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#168 to #167 - studbeefpile (05/03/2013) [-]

Oh, I see. Have a thumb.

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#169 to #168 - atma (05/03/2013) [-]

you're a good person. enjoy some reciprocation.

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#71 to #10 - lasmamoe (05/03/2013) [-]

Nah, i watched the comic with my eyes closed.

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#62 to #10 - bummerdrummer (05/03/2013) [-]

I saw it, but I scrolled back up to check anyway.

I'm starting to hate myself

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#31 - BackTracer (05/03/2013) [+] (4 replies)

woody is tired of the shit

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#51 to #31 - kitsunemochalite (05/03/2013) [-]

You're my favorite deputy

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#49 to #31 - lordsugardaddy (05/03/2013) [-]

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#96 to #31 - outerfiend (05/03/2013) [-]

There a snake in my boot AND A CAP IN YOUR ASS

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#42 - Cleavland Steamer (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)

Andy's coming!

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#52 - kitsunemochalite (05/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)

< Okay this is how it should have ended

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#65 to #52 - anonymous (05/03/2013) [-]

Sauce?

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#70 to #65 - kitsunemochalite (05/03/2013) [-]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEnVEPaCH8A
here you are

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#11 - Coolinbny (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)

Need a security system? This wouldn't have happened if Obama wasn't in office. THANKS OBAMA

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#73 - ajroach (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)

to infinity and beyond

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#76 to #73 - bleeduntildeath ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]

this will come in handy

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#64 - nuggetman (05/03/2013) [+] (4 replies)

Freeze!

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#77 to #64 - bobodevetjedan (05/03/2013) [-]

*melt

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#92 to #64 - supamonkey (05/03/2013) [-]

*ragdoll

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#112 to #64 - stevvyboi (05/03/2013) [-]

*realizes he just stepped on a ladybug*

Life over

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#125 to #64 - butterisgood (05/03/2013) [-]

Andy's coming!

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#5 - software (05/03/2013) [-]

third and fourth panel looks like a set up for a porno

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#18 - ciarancrashy (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)

If I were Andy I would masturbate while looking at the camera. I'd be all like "You brought this upon yourselves"

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#122 to #18 - anonymous (05/03/2013) [-]

holy shit dude, you're something else.

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#102 - gookhan (05/03/2013) [+] (4 replies)

**gookhan rolled a random image posted in comment #42 at Fucking onions **

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#107 to #102 - palmsspaghetti (05/03/2013) [-]

his hand doesnt move.....
2spooky4me

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#136 to #107 - Mesmus (05/03/2013) [-]

I'm more worried about how each of them have fucked up head shapes

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#159 to #107 - shazmo (05/03/2013) [-]

It's the center of the universe. It only moves when Lord Sid demands it to and when it moves all other things stop.

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#128 to #102 - bigassballs (05/03/2013) [-]

You rolled....my roll from 2 days ago. I am pleased.

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#121 - craazhy (05/03/2013) [-]

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The end of the story.

Andy will have a bad time too....

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