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The end of the story.
Andy will have a bad time too....
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#148 to #1
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2scared2login (05/03/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!
Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.
Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.
PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!
Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.
Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.
PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#56
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Cleavland Steamer (05/03/2013) [-] when i was a kid and i had toys and **** , i thought they were like the toys from Toy Story, and i would watch them and spy on them. i tried to psychologically torture and manipulate them; get inside their heads, until they just wouldn't be able to contain their secrets anymore. i hoped that one day stuffed golden retriever would break down in tears confessing that he could talk all these years, or that dancing remote control power ranger would scream out the truth using more than just his 8 different phrases. i interrogated piano playing elmo, using coarse language and threatening his family, but he wouldn't give me answers so i lit him on fire with a walmart safety brand firecracker. he melted into a puddle, still happily screeching out muffled lyrics to "Old McDonald". i made all the toys gather in a circle and watch elmo burn to embers, his distorted "E I E I O's" echoing in the night
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2scared2login (05/02/2013) [-]
wouldn't Andy take the camera down because he wants his privacy?
#11
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Coolinbny (05/03/2013) [-] Need a security system? This wouldn't have happened if Obama wasn't in office. THANKS OBAMA
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jakeofthesnakes (05/03/2013) [-] Am I the only one that feels sorry for Andy? Now he can't... do things.
