Chips. . tlel B ‘inc: amp Bl. If the recon chip fails... you could always send in... the wavy seals
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#43 - slaughterface (05/03/2013) [-]
i'm not sure i know what to do with all these old memes that have suddenly appeared on the front page.
i'm not sure i know what to do with all these old memes that have suddenly appeared on the front page.
#44 to #43 - fabelousnagger (05/03/2013) [-]
press "->" on keyboard and just live on or go to comment to have a rave party
#38 - doyoulikeapizza (05/03/2013) [-]
**doyoulikeapizza rolled a random image posted in comment #46532 at Shin Anime Social Board **
User avatar #25 - arrisarrad (05/03/2013) [-]
Sometimes you have to cut your losses and call off an operation.
User avatar #28 to #25 - thathorse (05/03/2013) [-]
But if you succeed you get one hell of a haul. Maybe instead of one recon team send two, and either piggyback or come in from two sides for a pincer attack.
User avatar #30 to #28 - arrisarrad (05/03/2013) [-]
Is it worth risking the lives of six men to save the life of a man who died trying to save the life of another man? Sometimes, but you have to objectively look at the situation to justify such action. Or redistribute your assets or reassess your tactical plan. I'd say get some stronger chips, or handle it very slowly with two chips pressed together. Or just leave the chip and skim off the top where there's less resistance until you reach the chip.
User avatar #31 to #30 - thathorse (05/03/2013) [-]
Ultimately it comes down to the man in charge whether or not to risk it. My motto though is "No chip left behind". I evacuate all my men even the ones that have been in the dip long enough to become a squishy mess.
User avatar #32 to #31 - arrisarrad (05/03/2013) [-]
I think that unless there is a tactical, operational, political or intelligence related reason for it, risking lives to recover a body is a waste of both assets and life.
User avatar #33 to #32 - thathorse (05/03/2013) [-]
But I sent him there, he was happy just being in his bag with the rest of his squad but I singled him out and forced the mission on him. The least I could do is recover the body and give him a proper burial. His job was to recover intel and thin the herd a little, he even told me his doubts but I wouldn't listen and sent him alone to his death.
User avatar #34 to #33 - arrisarrad (05/03/2013) [-]
So you'd compound that mistake by doing the same thing to others? Even if you do recover his body, he;s just as dead. You haven't fixed anything. And if you fail, you've only made the problem worse. A risk with no tangible benefit is not a risk worth taking. Would you gamble with someone else's money if you knew there was no chance of you winning more but a fair chance you'd lose some if not all of it? Why should gambling with someone's life be any different? Too many good men and chips have died from that sort of illogical hubris in their superiors.
User avatar #35 to #34 - thathorse (05/03/2013) [-]
He was my friend that's why. We joined at the same time as I rose higher he kept his same position and always supported me. Even when things got rough he stayed with me, I tried to call off the recovery but his squad mates insisted we continue. He was a great chip and an even better friend I'll never forget his name SGT. Frito Lay
User avatar #36 to #35 - arrisarrad (05/03/2013) [-]
Now you're just deluding yourself to justify your actions which are based on an illogical, hysterical emotional urge. You are unfit for command!
User avatar #37 to #36 - thathorse (05/03/2013) [-]
**** you, **** all of you I'll go get him myself. I loved that chip like a brother and when I come back I'm resigning my post, let someone else deal with this problem and if I die out there then so be it. I've lost sight of what I am, I let the power go to my head but not anymore. (I'm having way too much fun with this).
User avatar #52 to #37 - arrisarrad (05/04/2013) [-]
Have you no shame?! You'll get your dirty fingers in the salsa! You'll ruin everything we're trying to accomplish here! We're trying to put this salsa to good use, if you waste it, then you're not justifying that chip's sacrifice, you're making it meaningless.
User avatar #54 to #52 - thathorse (05/04/2013) [-]
I'll go in sterile I'll wash my hands over and over again until they sparkle or I will hijack a friendly Spoon and use it dig him out be it plastic or metal I will use military resources to accomplish my goal
User avatar #55 to #54 - arrisarrad (05/04/2013) [-]
A spoon could be considered overwhelming force. Like spec-ops troops or a mechanized cavalry unit.
User avatar #56 to #55 - thathorse (05/04/2013) [-]
It's ok we have a cover up plan in the works and that area is an enemy camp so we wont have to worry about civilian casualties.
User avatar #57 to #56 - arrisarrad (05/04/2013) [-]
I don't have a problem with the operational side of this plan. I'm worried about resource allocation. It's a bit excessive, how would you justify it to the higher ups?
User avatar #58 to #57 - thathorse (05/04/2013) [-]
As I recall there have been several sightings of their lieutenants visiting Sgt. Lay's mission was to gather intel and or capture one of their higher ups if so he might have some vital intelligence oh his person or I can sneak in and abduct one of them.
User avatar #59 to #58 - arrisarrad (05/04/2013) [-]
That's not an answer to the question I asked you. There's a soiree going on, lots of spoons otherwise engaged. Cutlery is unavailable and as for plastic spoons, well, they only ones not in use are in the garbage. So how will you appropriate the man (spoon) power for this op? Gonna pull a spoon off another op when someone's not looking? That can get you in trouble, Son, end your career real fast and you still might not get those boys home. You could always ask through official channels, but I'm sure you know the odds of getting a re-appropriation, even a temporary one, in time before those chips get so soggy they won't even be recoverable. I'm telling you, better to let this one go. It's just not worth it.
User avatar #60 to #59 - thathorse (05/04/2013) [-]
There's a spoon in the washer that was in for maintenance it is fully operational but the paperwork to have it recommissioned still hasn't been pushed through so as it is it's just an asset that has yet to be used. I can use that spoon to go in it's washed, dried and ready for action. As for the higher ups that intel can be invaluable giving key locations to chunky parts of the salsa, so we may strike there and receive a good chunk to chip ratio.
User avatar #61 to #60 - arrisarrad (05/04/2013) [-]
Off the record, Boy, that story is complete bull. But I understand your reasons and I don't see a reason to stop you, so I'll come up with an explanation for the COP asshats and you do what you have to do.
User avatar #66 to #61 - thathorse (05/04/2013) [-]
Very well I shall accept your friend request, my we some day go crusading through another tale like this one
User avatar #64 to #61 - thathorse (05/04/2013) [-]
I was a lot of fun, I feel that as time went on I kind of got sidetracked and completely said something else. (replying here because we hit the line limit)
User avatar #65 to #64 - arrisarrad (05/04/2013) [-]
(that's bout what I figured)

I don't usually do this, but I'm going to send you a friend request, Sir. You have provided me with some entertainment.
User avatar #62 to #61 - thathorse (05/04/2013) [-]
Thank you sir when I return I shall buy you a round of beer, then I'll either turn myself in or start the C(hip) Team.
User avatar #63 to #62 - arrisarrad (05/04/2013) [-]
This was an entertaining exchange. I've never had such a serious conversation about chips before.
#39 to #37 - sabcy (05/03/2013) [-]
why is this funnier than the content
User avatar #53 to #39 - arrisarrad (05/04/2013) [-]
Because we are funny people.
User avatar #22 - yunoknow (05/03/2013) [-]
Saving Private Fryan
User avatar #49 to #22 - drhoffable (05/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #21 - higaphix (05/03/2013) [-]
dip dip potato chip
User avatar #20 - drdonothing (05/03/2013) [-]
British problems, having biscuits and tea dropping the biscuit depending on the biscuit you have about 7-8 seconds to get it out with another biscuit, unless its a custard cream or borbon if its one of those two you're ****** unless you like custardy or chocolaty tea.
User avatar #40 to #20 - sabcy (05/03/2013) [-]
use smaller/thinner cup to drink
User avatar #51 to #40 - drdonothing (05/03/2013) [-]
But then the larger biscuits don't fit.
User avatar #29 to #20 - thathorse (05/03/2013) [-]
Why not keep an emergency spoon to airlift it out?
User avatar #27 to #20 - redblackstar (05/03/2013) [-]
I can relate...
#16 - tiddycats (05/03/2013) [-]
If the recon chip fails...
you could always send in...
the wavy seals
#41 to #16 - sabcy (05/03/2013) [-]
#14 - DmOnZ (05/03/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure OP means a SAR tech chip or a CSAR chip... Recon gets sent in before everyone to survey areas and gather intel, not save fallen comrades... 						*******					 casuals
I'm pretty sure OP means a SAR tech chip or a CSAR chip... Recon gets sent in before everyone to survey areas and gather intel, not save fallen comrades... ******* casuals
User avatar #12 - JoshBauer (05/03/2013) [-]
"Recon chip"

Thanks OP, now every time I'm eating chips and dip I'm gonna treat it like a battlefield.
#11 - iseeafaggot **User deleted account** (05/03/2013) [-]
"Recon chip"
Damn, why didn't I think of calling it that... pretty clever...
#10 - tombohomeboy (05/03/2013) [-]
Full Metal Jacket feels...
User avatar #8 - andrewolfzoom (05/03/2013) [-]
you must got weak ass chips
User avatar #23 to #6 - zorororonoa (05/03/2013) [-]
Oh god that is the best one. I know that feel
#1 - jamwa (05/02/2013) [-]
You sent in a reconnaissance chip?
User avatar #9 to #1 - urfunnyman (05/03/2013) [-]
why did this get red thumbs reconnaissance aka recon means
the act of reconnoitering.
Military . a search made for useful military information in the field, especially by examining the ground.
Surveying, Civil Engineering . a general examination or survey of a region, usually followed by a detailed survey.
Geology . an examination or survey of the general geological characteristics of a region.

so what i think the user who posted the content above a Rescue Chip so the anon below is correct as well
#42 to #9 - sabcy (05/03/2013) [-]
no the reason is the pic fool
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User avatar #2 to #1 - spasticpuppet (05/02/2013) [-]
Yes, one to save the wounded chip from the Dips of Tartarus.
User avatar #5 to #2 - gilliam (05/02/2013) [-]
Saving private Dorito.
User avatar #7 to #5 - happygrowman (05/03/2013) [-]
no tortilla left behind.
User avatar #3 to #2 - jamwa (05/02/2013) [-]
But a reconnaissance chip would go in before the original squad of chips went in, just to make sure the area is clear and gather intelligence...I think you mean you sent in a rescue chip...
User avatar #4 to #3 - spasticpuppet (05/02/2013) [-]
No, the initial chip was a mere civilian. Then the scout was sent in: If the area was clear, he'd help the civilian, but unfortunately, it was not, and they both fell...
User avatar #24 to #4 - zorororonoa (05/03/2013) [-]
I love how everyone is trying to make an actual scene from this. We should continue with it. Lets get helicopter chips and **** too.
User avatar #13 to #4 - DmOnZ (05/03/2013) [-]
That would make sense if the picture said that...
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