good job craig. .. >Implying I care whether or not it's legal.
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#1 - crazyolitis (05/02/2013) [-]
>Implying I care whether or not it's legal.
#515 to #1 - anon (05/03/2013) [-]
How did you post that in the future?
#428 to #1 - anon (05/03/2013) [-]
sup crazy<3
User avatar #511 to #1 - wtsheals (05/03/2013) [-]
the correct usage of >implying? this is madness
#164 to #1 - lordmoldywart (05/03/2013) [-]
You will when you're in jail
#166 to #164 - crazyolitis (05/03/2013) [-]
No. The others will, though!
User avatar #309 to #164 - puut (05/03/2013) [-]
Eat the body and no none will know AHHAHAHAHFDJABNFDSLBAFDSLMA!!!!!!!!!
#13 to #1 - saxong (05/02/2013) [-]
I've never seen this picture in its natural habitat, thanks!
#12 to #1 - heafi (05/02/2013) [-]
at it boy
at it boy
User avatar #514 to #12 - blacktitan (05/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, totally time for a fap!
#21 - joaomartins (05/02/2013) [-]
It never stopped me before , why would it stop me now ?
#291 to #21 - anon (05/03/2013) [-]
Found the virgin.
#276 to #21 - lolme (05/03/2013) [-]
No one really cares about Jill though.
No one really cares about Jill though.
#11 - baconfattie (05/02/2013) [-]
I dunno, how legal is it to have sex with a mentally retarded person?
#521 to #11 - anon (05/03/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
User avatar #157 to #11 - nervaaurelius (05/03/2013) [-]
I find this face too adorable
#37 to #11 - anon (05/02/2013) [-]
Its actually illegal unless given consent by the parents I believe, because they hold the mind and congnitions of a (sometimes severe) 8 to 12 years old. And you gotta understand majority of the time thats the maximum for the mental capacity. if luck is on the kids side, you get those who age properly, or who at least mature still.

source: I work with special students. Some are developed properly just lacking with mental impairment of learning, others have the capacity of middle school children. Oh and I am in college
User avatar #42 to #37 - senorfrog (05/02/2013) [-]
Wouldn't that be awkward,
Male- "Mister and misses Johnson, can I **** your daughter?"
Father-"After she is done watching Dora the Explorer you can and please put the helmet on her before starting."
User avatar #298 to #42 - coastalhobo (05/03/2013) [-]
Its to marry them off before they fatten up (which always happens in their early 30's)
User avatar #297 to #42 - Kejid (05/03/2013) [-]
that comment made my night XD Thanks!
#63 to #42 - anon (05/02/2013) [-]
well thats why theres usually marriage involved.

you wanna get down with my daughter? marry her.
#38 to #37 - anon (05/02/2013) [-]
and the kids I work with are in college. I should've mentioned that as well.
#61 to #11 - skybluetroll (05/02/2013) [-]
Pfft, anyone would jump at a chance a that.
#87 to #61 - redtooth (05/02/2013) [-]
Oh god no I wouldn't, it would probably be as enjoyable as sticking your penis into the 			*******		 ocean and calling it a vagina   
   
except the ocean isn't riddled with STDs and isn't a mindless self-conceited 			****		 whose IQ isn't even negative, it's 			*******		 imaginary
Oh god no I wouldn't, it would probably be as enjoyable as sticking your penis into the ******* ocean and calling it a vagina

except the ocean isn't riddled with STDs and isn't a mindless self-conceited **** whose IQ isn't even negative, it's ******* imaginary
User avatar #255 to #87 - pandain (05/03/2013) [-]
heartlessrobot

There you go man, someone used your gif, feel proud
User avatar #259 to #257 - pandain (05/03/2013) [-]
Oh wait, if I remember correctly you wanted someone to go "Who the **** is heartlessrobot?"... right?

Damn, guess it will be in another opportunity
User avatar #262 to #259 - heartlessrobot (05/03/2013) [-]
Oh, yeah, I forgot. Ah well.
User avatar #522 to #255 - StinkyCheese ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
That isn't actually heartlessrobots gif. I was in the thread.

It was other guy but forgot his name k
User avatar #523 to #522 - pandain (05/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, I know, but I said it was his because of just his name, I was in that thread too :P
#418 to #87 - xxxgnipsxxx (05/03/2013) [-]
If I had the gif of Andy Sandburg singing, "Still Counts" in his I just had sex song I would totally use it right now. :(
User avatar #472 to #11 - fizzydragon (05/03/2013) [-]
About 5 legals
User avatar #14 to #11 - bitchplzzz (05/02/2013) [-]
Where I live, its ok, just make sure you kill it after wards
User avatar #19 to #14 - thefaythless (05/02/2013) [-]
Texas?
#226 to #19 - godofgods (05/03/2013) [-]
Oregon
User avatar #519 to #226 - therealtjthemedic ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
isnt that a herb
#537 to #519 - godofgods (05/05/2013) [-]
Oregano?
User avatar #307 to #19 - puut (05/03/2013) [-]
I'm a Texan... and I can confirm this.
User avatar #29 to #11 - Buhadog (05/02/2013) [-]
I don't know if it's legal but it's ******* retarded.
#5 - shamrockbandit (05/02/2013) [-]
&quot;If I were to ask if you're legal, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?&quot;
"If I were to ask if you're legal, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?"
User avatar #361 to #5 - potatophucker (05/03/2013) [-]
Huehue
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#69 to #5 - software (05/02/2013) [-]
banana hammock!
#28 to #5 - anon (05/02/2013) [-]
Maybeeee.gif
#83 - enforcedno (05/02/2013) [-]
in asia, too yung is just a name
User avatar #429 to #83 - gamerfan (05/03/2013) [-]
that is So Fakin messed up
User avatar #274 to #83 - edwardyeap (05/03/2013) [-]
I actually have a friend called Tu Yong.
#270 - imonaboatman (05/03/2013) [-]
Doesn't matter, I'm 17.
Doesn't matter, I'm 17.
#252 - breakfastskippa (05/03/2013) [-]
MFW the legal age is 16 in Australia.
User avatar #403 to #252 - spysappinmysasha (05/03/2013) [-]
Same here in Kentucky...but I half expected it to be lower.
#422 to #252 - anon (05/03/2013) [-]
Its 15 in Denmark
User avatar #456 to #252 - moderload (05/03/2013) [-]
YFW it's 15 in Denmark
User avatar #289 to #252 - demofriend (05/03/2013) [-]
And in some American states as well
#285 to #252 - anon (05/03/2013) [-]
There's a state in Australia that allows the under age to have sex so long as it is two years difference.
#315 to #252 - smashmenao (05/03/2013) [-]
its legal in florida for a 20 yrold to be with a 16 yrold.



Gues whos 20?
#217 - drdiddly (05/03/2013) [-]
How do they do that?
#194 - cirruss (05/03/2013) [-]
Jokes on you.I have a permit.
#311 to #194 - anon (05/03/2013) [-]
You mean license not permit
#314 to #311 - cirruss (05/03/2013) [-]
Same difference.
User avatar #316 to #194 - darkcomplextion (05/03/2013) [-]
where is this from?
User avatar #318 to #316 - cirruss (05/03/2013) [-]
Chikan no licence

Its a hentai...
User avatar #320 to #318 - darkcomplextion (05/03/2013) [-]
bonus. whats the storyline/ is it any good?
#322 to #320 - cirruss (05/03/2013) [-]
I don't know it was a random picture i looked up just for you.I can get you a synopsis but thats it.If you want to know more than that ask the hentai board.
I don't know it was a random picture i looked up just for you.I can get you a synopsis but thats it.If you want to know more than that ask the hentai board.
#502 to #318 - jimmiesoperator (05/03/2013) [-]
How do people find such amazing pieces of animation?
I'm never able to
#193 - vonspyder (05/03/2013) [-]
Just keep 			*******		 her for several years, shes gotta turn legal eventually.
Just keep ******* her for several years, shes gotta turn legal eventually.
User avatar #446 to #193 - xoskell (05/03/2013) [-]
I've been on funnyjunk for a few years now, and never did I think I'd see dog-on-chicken rape.
#504 to #446 - anon (05/03/2013) [-]
Then I don't think you really look through FJ considering this gif been on this site for a long time.
User avatar #517 to #504 - xoskell (05/03/2013) [-]
Shut the **** up you North Korean I'll bite your face
User avatar #431 to #207 - thighhighkneesocks (05/03/2013) [-]
WHAT IS THIS!!!? :D
#540 to #431 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
Kore wa zombie desu ka
#25 - kingofunnyjunk ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
Don't worry when I'm done with you you'll be old enough
Don't worry when I'm done with you you'll be old enough
#9 - nicopwnz (05/02/2013) [-]
#35 to #9 - anon (05/02/2013) [-]
what do they look like at age 19?
#102 to #35 - anon (05/02/2013) [-]
gigantic eyes, long wavy hair, wearing a school uniform and probably getting raped by Octopuzilla
User avatar #72 to #9 - coolcalx (05/02/2013) [-]
there are few things on the internet cuter than that old asian woman's smile.
#30 - phantomi (05/02/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#43 to #30 - TheLizardKing (05/02/2013) [-]
George Takei spoke at my school about a month ago about acceptance of gay rights and stuff and I was like "George Takei is gay?!" well it didn't matter much to me anyway
I never watched Star Trek
#48 to #43 - phantomi (05/02/2013) [-]
never watched star trek either, it never really appealed to me, pic unrelated
#223 - toxicrepulsion (05/03/2013) [-]
doesnt matter if she is legal or not... she wants the d
#6 - tacomanofthenorth (05/02/2013) [-]
42 it is
#250 - alreadyexiststho (05/03/2013) [-]
First of all, I'm pretty sure this is a boy make-up guru on youtube.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3xU0emZRIc
SECOND, even if it is a girl, I really don't understand why any man would want to sleep with such an obvious idiot/attention whore. Like, sure she's very good looking. But does that cancel out all that narcissism?
User avatar #372 to #250 - ddoggdiggity (05/03/2013) [-]
we're all just dogs with bones so im leaning towards yes
#260 to #250 - rotinaj (05/03/2013) [-]
You're not having sex with her personality, bro.
#277 to #250 - lefish (05/03/2013) [-]
She's kinda hot.
User avatar #282 to #277 - alreadyexiststho (05/03/2013) [-]
Excuse me for suggesting that a man not think with just his penis for once. I wont make that mistake again.
User avatar #296 to #277 - raxmus (05/03/2013) [-]
Are you attracted to your own gender good sir?
User avatar #351 to #296 - joehue (05/03/2013) [-]
It may not even be a girl, he just linked a video of a few guys that just do that. Does it mean she may be one of those guys? No.

Also, you can easily tell it was as guy too because of the facial structure, either way, I'd still hit it.


Excuse me for thinking with my penis.
User avatar #404 to #351 - raxmus (05/03/2013) [-]
Ah, ok.
User avatar #382 to #351 - joehue (05/03/2013) [-]
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep and that did not come out at all how I thought it did. I meant to say it may not even be a guy*
Then, "you can easily tell it was a"* not as*.

Look at me, bitching at my own mistakes.
User avatar #284 to #250 - deathcampforjewtie (05/03/2013) [-]
I don't care about the personality, I'm not looking for long-term atm, but I'd just be worried about the whole village bike thing. You know?
#261 to #250 - stillanonymous (05/03/2013) [-]
vagoo... wtf does anything else matter?
vagoo... wtf does anything else matter?
#105 - worldofwarcraftdog (05/02/2013) [-]
time
time
#101 - slenderwolf (05/02/2013) [-]
If there's grass on the field,
my dick will not yield.
User avatar #108 to #101 - HarvietheDinkle (05/02/2013) [-]
old enough to to read a clock

old enough to take my cock
User avatar #115 to #108 - soopergrover (05/02/2013) [-]
I saw people saying "If her number is on the clock, she can't have the cock"

I liked arguing with people because there's still 13-17 not on the clock. Those people were severely stupid.
User avatar #117 to #115 - HarvietheDinkle (05/02/2013) [-]
if she's old enough to tie her shoe, is she old enough for you?
User avatar #121 to #117 - soopergrover (05/02/2013) [-]
For me? Why, yes...

The law? No...
User avatar #86 - jalthelas (05/02/2013) [-]
**jalthelas rolls 69** She's pretty. I'm guessing around 16 or 17.
User avatar #91 to #86 - awildniglet (05/02/2013) [-]
Good roll
User avatar #326 - fauxshores ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
"I want your dick"
"Omg I want to tease men and lead them on

Then if anything happens"

"I was raped last night, It was horrible men treat me like such an object"

She would probably be the kind of chick that has a fake ID and tells men that shes actually 19. Then when she regrets something a rape case breaks out.
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