zombies don't stand a chance. i thought it was pretty cool .. I was really worried these might not be strong enough, but luckily they remembered to add the bat with nails in it. So reliable. zombies don't stand a chance i thought it was pretty cool I really worried these might not be strong enough but luckily they remembered to add the bat with nails in So reliable
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#1 - lucianakira
Reply +161
(05/02/2013) [-]
I was really worried these might not be strong enough, but luckily they remembered to add the bat with nails in it.
So reliable.
#320 to #1 - capslockftw
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(05/03/2013) [-]
Indeed, atleast we know the club works.
#5 to #1 - mewsh
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(05/02/2013) [-]
Never underestimate the Boston Basher.
#74 to #5 - punnyjunky
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(05/03/2013) [-]
Except for when you miss three shots in a row and bleed to death. That's not fun.
#6 to #5 - lucianakira
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(05/02/2013) [-]
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#10 - heafi
Reply +116
(05/02/2013) [-]
I wouldn't want to be the guy whose job it is to stop that trench from filling up.
#42 to #10 - heartlessrobot
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(05/02/2013) [-]
Just have hydrochloric acid at the bottom. Cheaper and easier than the blades.
#50 to #42 - shadowsynergy
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(05/03/2013) [-]
Acid stops being acidic over time and becomes a flesh slurry you have to shovel out...
#51 to #50 - heartlessrobot
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(05/03/2013) [-]
Drainage pipes. Bring a chemist with you and a ton of ****. Or exercise bike powered spinning blades at the bottom of the pit with a built in furnace.
#108 to #10 - newborn
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(05/03/2013) [-]
retractable spikes inside a garbage dump compactor. mush the bodies, then flow water through there to clear them out. Filling with water would be best, and just be sure to have a sufficiently long drainage area. perhaps zombies can become fertilizer?
#110 to #10 - anon
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(05/03/2013) [-]
Fire solves Everything...............EVERYTHING
#246 to #10 - rihardololz
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(05/03/2013) [-]
1.add some gas
2.burn them to ashes
3.you got free space for more
#11 to #10 - Magnisethered
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(05/02/2013) [-]
Id think just dumping some petrol or anything flammable and burning them until only bones remain. Then I suppose a simple drop system could be established, the bones fall into a grinder, turned to powder and then used as part of fertilizer for crops. (assuming that the virus is contained only in bodily fluids)
#14 to #11 - tomthehippie
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(05/02/2013) [-]
Fire would kill the virus
#15 to #14 - Magnisethered
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(05/02/2013) [-]
in theory yes. I'm just speaking from a cautionary standpoint, since the left over material would be used for farming. Consumption of the virus is probably just as likely to infect you as being bitten. Never hurts to be extra careful!
#16 to #15 - tomthehippie
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(05/02/2013) [-]
True, but we have yet to find a virus that isn't killed by fire, thus, I see no need for caution.
#17 to #16 - Magnisethered
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(05/02/2013) [-]
We also havnt found a virus that turns people into zombies :O
#18 to #17 - tomthehippie
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(05/02/2013) [-]
Yes, but it will still be made of the same things as every other virus we've found. A cell wall, formed out of perfectly burnable substances and RNA (or perhaps DNA, depending on the type of virus) formed out of perfectly burnable substances, thus no need for worry.
#310 to #18 - daentraya
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(05/03/2013) [-]
Doesnt explain why dead people can walk, and if we are following a kind of biological logic, then zombies will be nerfed
#2 - crazyolitis
Reply +68
(05/02/2013) [-]
That pistol-blade, how do you reload?
#4 to #2 - doggstar
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(05/02/2013) [-]
i dont think that's possible, you'll have to refill the clip every time so it basically becomes like a revolver
#133 to #4 - anon
Reply 0
(05/03/2013) [-]
It doesn't use a clip... it uses a magazine...
#8 to #2 - whitelycan
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(05/02/2013) [-]
take the gun of its with clicking device
#21 to #2 - anon
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(05/02/2013) [-]
you dont you have a blade.
#22 to #21 - crazyolitis
Reply -1
(05/02/2013) [-]
Knife/dagger, whatever.
#37 to #2 - anon
Reply 0
(05/02/2013) [-]
there was already a usefull alternative for this: BAYONETES!
#44 to #2 - heartlessrobot
Reply 0
(05/02/2013) [-]
Side-mount magazine? Or it's useless.
#55 to #2 - bottleofwater
Reply 0
(05/03/2013) [-]
This looks like a gun from Borderlands 2
#226 to #2 - BERTMGERT
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(05/03/2013) [-]
#12 to #2 - thenez ONLINE
Reply +5
(05/02/2013) [-]
You can actually buy that off of amazon

www.amazon.com/BladesUSA-Hk-6090-Fantasy-27-25-Inc

Too bad its made from flimsy 440 stainless sheet metal, just look at the reviews.
#171 to #2 - fuzzysixx ONLINE
Reply +8
(05/03/2013) [-]
Also, have fun shooting a Desert Eagle with one hand.
#221 to #171 - anon
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(05/03/2013) [-]
i will. pussy.
#91 - crawdady
Reply +56
(05/03/2013) [-]
Hey guys! I've found a way out of the city!
#156 to #91 - anon
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(05/03/2013) [-]
*Gone with the blastwave* reference respected
#147 to #91 - moortuse
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(05/03/2013) [-]
Funny, I just read all of Blastwave for the first time yesterday. The world makes sense to me now.
#173 to #91 - blastwave
Reply +3
(05/03/2013) [-]
Oh, I love you.
#94 to #91 - zahidlol
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(05/03/2013) [-]
#393 to #94 - winstonsexton
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(05/03/2013) [-]
is this from a game, or just random comics?
#403 to #393 - zahidlol
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(11/20/2014) [-]
****, sorry dude.

I was going through faves, and found out I got a reply

Sorry

It's from a comic called gone with the blastwave.

I hope im not too late
#404 to #403 - winstonsexton
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(11/22/2014) [-]
Well, I found out by myself, but its still cool that you replied
#155 - therealrainbowdash
Reply +39
(05/03/2013) [-]
>MFW nearly half of these.
#26 - xmeatshieldx
Reply +30
(05/02/2013) [-]
This is the most innovative thing I have ever ******* seen, what is it called?
#97 to #26 - anon
Reply 0
(05/03/2013) [-]
the **** your **** stick
#132 to #26 - guruxz
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(05/03/2013) [-]
i always wondered how they get the nails to stick out FROM the bat since you usually hit the nail on the head.
#134 to #26 - thisisspartah
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(05/03/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJb59bNClXw its not that great in reality
#162 to #26 - iamcraig
Reply 0
(05/03/2013) [-]
AK-47
#258 to #26 - Danzig
Reply 0
(05/03/2013) [-]
Charlie's Rat Bashing Stick
#323 to #26 - discon
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(05/03/2013) [-]
What do you do when the nails get stuck in a zombie's skull?
#324 to #26 - herpadurpaslurp
Reply +1
(05/03/2013) [-]
Charlie Kelly's rat bashing stick.
#27 to #26 - trollins
Reply +2
(05/02/2013) [-]
A bat with nails in it.
#28 to #27 - xmeatshieldx
Reply +2
(05/02/2013) [-]
you know that was sarcasm right?
#41 to #28 - heartlessrobot
Reply +1
(05/02/2013) [-]
Use either italics, greenish grey text, or both for sarcasm.
#29 to #28 - trollins
Reply 0
(05/02/2013) [-]
I did not.
#31 to #29 - xmeatshieldx
Reply 0
(05/02/2013) [-]
<- these need to exist haha.
#30 to #26 - backupclover
Reply +5
(05/02/2013) [-]
Spotted dick.
#83 to #26 - injerseyforever
Reply +7
(05/03/2013) [-]
OP's dildo
#49 to #26 - TheFuher
Reply +11
(05/03/2013) [-]
I believe her name is Lucille...
#144 - jldragon
Reply +22
(05/03/2013) [-]
You're right, zombies don't stand a chance against Megatron
#92 - fantomen
Reply +21
(05/03/2013) [-]
Both of these are literally jokes.

The gun was assembled from random stuff by a gunshop (with a great channel) as a publicity stunt/joke on youtube. And is constructed in such a way to cause maximum butthurt with AR-15 fanatics. And maximum pants creaming by 12 year-old that don't know **** about guns, but they think they know ****, because they play CoD.

And the knife gun thing is a crude photoshop job by /k/ to see if they could trick the 12 year old cod-fags on /v/ into thinking it was a real thing. I should know, I was in the original thread like 2 years ago.
#93 to #92 - bontzyb
Reply 0
(05/03/2013) [-]
thank god some people realize this...
#98 to #92 - somenerd
Reply 0
(05/03/2013) [-]
I agree with you completely. Also, both of these weapons, if real, would be impractical. The magazine sticking out of the side would make it hard to walk through wooded areas because in that position, the weapon wouldn't rest flat against you, meaning parts of it would get snagged. Also the knife pistol wouldn't be very effective because it would be very hard to use your sites, rendering it unusable at longer ranges.
#99 to #98 - fantomen
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(05/03/2013) [-]
The side mounted magazine is just held in place there, it doesn't even serve a function. But this is a gun with 3 flashlights, a laser, and sets 4 sights sights on it.

And the pistol wouldn't even function, since it's missing the entire lower half.
#101 to #92 - gobnick
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(05/03/2013) [-]
i really like the side mag
"hmmm....what else can we do?"
"i know! we take a mag grip, mount it to the side by the feed, and just jam a mag on up inside that ************"
project leader's fw
#102 to #101 - fantomen
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(05/03/2013) [-]
Like I said, It's meant to be as stupid as possible, just to be funny.
#103 to #102 - gobnick
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(05/03/2013) [-]
i know haha, i really like the quad/quintuple stacked mags
#109 to #92 - chazzymcchaz
Reply 0
(05/03/2013) [-]
And the pistol brass knuckles thing is pointless... the way the handgrip is faced the barrel of the gum points right at the wearer.
And the pistol brass knuckles thing is pointless... the way the handgrip is faced the barrel of the gum points right at the wearer.
#113 to #109 - fantomen
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(05/03/2013) [-]
You mean the revolver?
It's an ancient French Apache revolver. you're supposed to use it as a gun first (holding around the grip without putting your finger through it) then when you run out of ammo you fold the grip in and use the whole gun as brass knuckles.

But even in their day they were only considered novelties, not proper self defense weapons.
#123 to #92 - anon
Reply 0
(05/03/2013) [-]
Guns is a pretty gay and weird subject to know about unless you use them.
#125 to #123 - fantomen
Reply 0
(05/03/2013) [-]
It's a hobby like any other.
It's not more gay than like building model trains.

And model trains won't save your ass if upstanding young African American gentlemen stray into your house at night.
#150 to #125 - savirleo ONLINE
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(05/03/2013) [-]
I don't know man. They fit like a glove
I don't know man. They fit like a glove
#319 to #92 - anon
Reply 0
(05/03/2013) [-]
Stop feeling so proud, ******!
#38 - heartlessrobot
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(05/02/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Numbers 2, 5, 13, 15, 16, and 20 are virtually useless for varying reasons.
2: Heavy as ****, more sights than you will ever need, and try holding it without knocking something off of it
5: Heavy, chainsaw is a ******* terrible idea
13: Try reloading
15:"mouth" is too small, and the zombie would have to be standing still while you awkwardly try to hold it and cut it's head off
16: Useless except at point blank range
20: Again, chainsaw. You deserve to die horribly if you think a chainsaw would be a good idea
#69 to #38 - soopergrover
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(05/03/2013) [-]
They're all definitely creative ideas, but it seems nobody thinks when it comes to zombies. They're just like, "Oh this looks extra deadly, so it must be extra useful"
#71 to #69 - heartlessrobot
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(05/03/2013) [-]
Simple and practical over intricate and deadly any day, especially when up against a mindless hoard, like on black friday.
#73 to #71 - soopergrover
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(05/03/2013) [-]
Indeed. I was looking at a post on Facebook one day asking what weapons you would prefer in a zombie apocalypse, and I was ready to explode because I **** you not, there were several people saying **** like, "I would choose a minigun and a chainsaw! LOL"

A ******* MINIGUN, ffs.
#75 to #73 - heartlessrobot
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(05/03/2013) [-]
Minigun only from a defensive standpoint. Good for taking out crowds if you're on top of an unscalable wall with 50+ people watching your ass.
#195 to #75 - nittsurri
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(05/03/2013) [-]
If you're in a horde, you're ******. There are only 8 "minigun's" in the country. Plus, if we're talking survival anything that causes a lot of noise is going to get you horded and ****** over. Best to go with a bludgeoning weapon. It's quiet, and it doesn't leave a spray of infected blood like a sharp weapon.
#62 - joeymroux
Reply +10
(05/03/2013) [-]
mfw emergency bullet