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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - theturkeyburger
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(05/02/2013) [-]
I have a boner. What the ****.
#48 to #1 - anon id: 6d6a279c
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(05/02/2013) [-]
love the boner
#136 to #48 - anon id: c7271460
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Someone just filled out a captcha to type "love the boner"
#287 to #1 - anon id: fcb0a4bb
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(05/03/2013) [-]
same
User avatar #52 to #1 - marinald
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(05/02/2013) [-]
It would be weird if you didn't.
#33 to #1 - osboom
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embrace the boner
#160 to #33 - skypatrol
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OP doesn't have the big of a dick to accomplish this task.
OP doesn't have the big of a dick to accomplish this task.
#2 - savvasp
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Can't argue with that boner
#77 to #2 - usaisnotamerica
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Since when do people get belly boners?
#92 to #77 - anon id: 4aae8f26
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(05/03/2013) [-]
Since the accident
#366 to #2 - xcoreyx
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I love that I can google "shrug boner" and the first image result links to FJ. We really are on the map now.
#84 to #2 - corsairjoshua
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(05/03/2013) [-]
Here you go
User avatar #40 - noket
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>read this
>get turned on
>realize you just got turned on thinking about two 11 years old having anal
>confused feels
User avatar #247 to #40 - otherusername
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well like a year ago MuahahaOfLore posted some screenshots of /b/ of some semi sheltered asian kid that was like 10 ish having sex with some neighbor girl then his friend got a shot at her. i would post here but i didnt save them.

User avatar #356 to #247 - MuahahaOfLore
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and I got to many -thumbs to keep it posted
User avatar #354 to #247 - potrsr
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that is old as hell. i saw that 8 years ago. Buuut, there is always PM so you might get some of that....
User avatar #47 to #40 - heartlessrobot
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Your point?
User avatar #69 to #40 - thelordofbutthurt
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11 and 12*

where you not reading? (or where you to busy jerkin it.)
#70 to #69 - noket
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#108 to #40 - lfunnymanl
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**lfunnymanl rolled a random image posted in comment #42 at Every fucking show I watch. ** just have a seat
User avatar #41 to #40 - mrgoodlove [OP]
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It's okay, they're old enough now.
#63 - fleszar
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>be me
> 9 years old
> a girl asks to have sex with me
>she touch my dick
>vomits all over her
>15 years later
>still a virgin
#74 to #63 - anon id: d6b9bea3
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24 year old virgin, give up dude
#93 to #63 - anon id: f2b62503
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(05/03/2013) [-]
On the bright side, studies show that people who have sex later in their lives derive more pleasure from it.
User avatar #187 to #63 - nervaaurelius
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I guess I'm the only one then that wants to know why a 9 year old asked to have sex?
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User avatar #196 to #187 - ilovehitler
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who said the girl was 9 as well?
maybe it was his mom.
User avatar #277 to #63 - catdogdora
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(05/03/2013) [-]
are you Stan Marsh
User avatar #291 to #63 - burningsmurfs
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Are you Stan Marsh?
#194 to #63 - hocolol **User deleted account**
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User avatar #267 to #194 - pwoneill
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So, I see I am not the only Guild member on the site anymore...
#360 to #267 - hocolol **User deleted account**
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User avatar #361 to #360 - pwoneill
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Well I honestly am known for my support of Izzet but i have another love in ravnica...
User avatar #340 to #194 - savethepandas
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#300 to #63 - adremalech
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Vomit
Vomit
#15 - martycamp
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#55 - awildniglet
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Why is that a secret you can only share to /b/? I would be telling everyone I know that I did anal at age 11   
But bravo
Why is that a secret you can only share to /b/? I would be telling everyone I know that I did anal at age 11
But bravo
User avatar #71 to #55 - zerojaxx
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butt*
#36 - crazyolitis
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User avatar #158 - fantomen
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>be in 5th grade class room
>there's a girl in that class I really like
>she's pretty as ****
>we talk about a picture she drew
>I bring up the topic of sex
>she doesn't know anything abut it
>I offer to teach her
>she agrees
>I take her into the bathroom and we get naked
>she says muh dik is big
>I say her vag is pretty
>ask is I can touch it
>she agrees
>end up fingering her while she stokes muh dik
>cum on her
>she tastes it and licks the rest off of muh dik
>we get dressed and leave the bathroom like nothing happened
>make her promise not to tell anyone
>she tells her parents anyway
>get fired from my job as a teacher
#173 to #158 - anon id: 80d64745
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Knew when you said be in 5th grade classroom and not in 5th grade.
#342 to #158 - iritz
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10/10 that was a good one!
#65 - MasterManiac
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Comment Picture
User avatar #268 to #65 - pwoneill
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this has not ever been more related
User avatar #292 to #65 - psykobear
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Gilbert ******* Godfried
#4 - guanyu
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#20 to #4 - sexyrussian
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#26 to #4 - taurusman
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did your dad say thanks afterwards?
#37 to #26 - guanyu
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I have said something really stupid. Goodbye.
I have said something really stupid. Goodbye.
User avatar #39 to #37 - theturkeyburger
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Oh don't be a pussy. Tell them, don't make me.
#42 to #39 - guanyu
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Pussy? Look who's talking. You're a cat!
Pussy? Look who's talking. You're a cat!
#49 to #42 - theturkeyburger
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User avatar #50 to #49 - guanyu
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Alright, alright. Here's the story.
>be 6 or so
>girl dares me to lick it
>she's about same age
>i do
>be 21
>mfw

>today
>make joke about it as if it's a good thing
>bad choice
>cubeofshame.gif
#51 to #50 - guanyu
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<forgot mfw
User avatar #12 to #4 - koff
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How did it taste?
#21 to #12 - guanyu
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User avatar #23 to #21 - koff
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i ment the dick.
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User avatar #10 to #4 - mutzaki
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Catholic, I presume?
User avatar #6 to #4 - fightforfate
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that isn't something of be proud of
User avatar #67 to #6 - threeeighteen
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What did he say?
User avatar #341 to #67 - fightforfate
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he said he got oral at 6
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