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it can be a pain in the ass

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User avatar #1 - theturkeyburger ONLINE (05/02/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I have a boner. What the **** .
#2 - savvasp (05/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Can't argue with that boner
User avatar #40 - noket (05/02/2013) [+] (8 replies)
>read this
>get turned on
>realize you just got turned on thinking about two 11 years old having anal
>confused feels
#31 - ultimoz (05/02/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Does this mean I'm getting hard over child porn?
#63 - fleszar (05/02/2013) [+] (13 replies)
>be me
> 9 years old
> a girl asks to have sex with me
>she touch my dick
>vomits all over her
>15 years later
>still a virgin
#18 - anonymous (05/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I wonder how many people here got boners from this...



I know I did
#55 - awildniglet (05/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why is that a secret you can only share to /b/? I would be telling everyone I know that I did anal at age 11   
But bravo
Why is that a secret you can only share to /b/? I would be telling everyone I know that I did anal at age 11
But bravo
User avatar #71 to #55 - zerojaxx (05/02/2013) [-]
butt*
User avatar #158 - fantomen (05/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>be in 5th grade class room
>there's a girl in that class I really like
>she's pretty as ****
>we talk about a picture she drew
>I bring up the topic of sex
>she doesn't know anything abut it
>I offer to teach her
>she agrees
>I take her into the bathroom and we get naked
>she says muh dik is big
>I say her vag is pretty
>ask is I can touch it
>she agrees
>end up fingering her while she stokes muh dik
>cum on her
>she tastes it and licks the rest off of muh dik
>we get dressed and leave the bathroom like nothing happened
>make her promise not to tell anyone
>she tells her parents anyway
>get fired from my job as a teacher
#65 - MasterManiac ONLINE (05/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #6 to #4 - fightforfate ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
that isn't something of be proud of
User avatar #290 - fistymcbutthole (05/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Pshh thats nothing, I got anal when I was 8!!

And I never saw my uncle again
#120 - CanadianBacon (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Be me
>5th grade
>Over at neighbors house, chilling and ****
>Neighbor is in 3rd grade and his sister is in 1st grade
>Playing with Legos
>Making all sorts of arts and crafts
>Somehow end up in his parents room
>Him and his sister want to show me something
>Whynot.Jpg
>He grabs something from underneath the bed
>14 inch dragon dildo
>Neither of them know what it is
>They start flailing it around
>He hits his sister with it
>They giggle while I just look in disgust
>They don't know what's wrong
>Their mom bursts into room
>KIDS PUT THAT DOWN, YOU DON'T PLAY WITH THAT
>MFW
>Have not been to their house since
#213 - adamhateseve (05/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Be me, 10   
>Just finished watching Batman & Robin   
>Notice the weird way Batman kisses girls   
>Did he stick his tongue in her mouth?   
>Think this is simply a new way to kiss   
>It probably just means 'I super love you'   
>Gonna show the person I love the most how much I love them   
>Track my mom down   
>"Mom, I want a kiss!"   
>She complies   
>Force my tongue into her mouth   
>						*********************************					.gif   
>Get shoved off   
>"What are you doing?!"   
>"That's how Batman kisses! I love you!"   
>Totally made out with my mom
>Be me, 10
>Just finished watching Batman & Robin
>Notice the weird way Batman kisses girls
>Did he stick his tongue in her mouth?
>Think this is simply a new way to kiss
>It probably just means 'I super love you'
>Gonna show the person I love the most how much I love them
>Track my mom down
>"Mom, I want a kiss!"
>She complies
>Force my tongue into her mouth
> ********************************* .gif
>Get shoved off
>"What are you doing?!"
>"That's how Batman kisses! I love you!"
>Totally made out with my mom
#79 - anonymous (05/03/2013) [-]
When I was nine this neighbor girl (two years older than me) who's brother I hung out with came over, we made a fort and were laying in the fort when one of us got the idea to get on the other and rub our crotches together. I thought very little of it at the time but if not for wearing pants I could have lost my virginity at 9. Now I'm 17 and that's the closest I've ever come to having sex.
#174 - rodneyabc (05/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Got it at 10, one year ahead of this pussy.

>Be 10, ...obviously.
>Be in school.
>Talking to friends about sex.
>My friend paddy explains to a load of us what a condom is.
>Minds blown.
>10 year old me doesn't quite get the concept of safe sex.
>Understands "if you don't use a condom during sex, you will get aids." as "aids can happen at any time and the only way to avoid it is to have sex with a condom on"
>Freak the **** out.
>Go to cinema that weekend. Buy condom from bathroom vending machine, hide it in my underpants... you know, in case my parents randomly decide to search me for condoms, a major concern when you're 10 years old and dumb as **** .
>Go home, knock on the girl next door's door.
>Ask her if her parents are in, they're not. Everything is looking well.
>Explain to her if I don't wear a condom and have sex with her, I will get aids and my arms will fall off.
>She refuses, cold hearted bitch.
>Go home, get 50p and a bunch of grapes.
>Go back, offer her a trade. Bitches love grapes.
>She accepts.
>Go upstairs, go into bathroom with her, lock door.
>Both of us take our clothes off.
>Condom won't fit, probably because im not even hard and im too busy worrying about AIDS and killer bees (killer bees were a major concern before 9/11 happened.)
>Freak out and think the condom's broken.
>Black man bursts through the door and sodomizes me.

I had a terrible childhood.
#133 - anonymous (05/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>be me, a girl, around 8
>in tub with sister about 2 years older than me
>she wonders what it feels like to lick someone else's tongue
>she wants us to try it, tells me to open my mouth and stick my tongue out
>she slides her tongue over mine
>we spring apart and start laughing because it feels weird
>I suggest we try it again, and we do
>we stop when our parents come by to tell us our bath is over
>remember this 10 years later and realize that I frenched my sister while we were both naked
>shrivel up and die
#68 - optimussum (05/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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