Anal. it can be a pain in the ass.. I have a boner. What the .


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User avatar #40 - noket (05/02/2013) [-]
>read this
>get turned on
>realize you just got turned on thinking about two 11 years old having anal
>confused feels
User avatar #247 to #40 - otherusername (05/03/2013) [-]
well like a year ago MuahahaOfLore posted some screenshots of /b/ of some semi sheltered asian kid that was like 10 ish having sex with some neighbor girl then his friend got a shot at her. i would post here but i didnt save them.

User avatar #356 to #247 - MuahahaOfLore (05/03/2013) [-]
and I got to many -thumbs to keep it posted
User avatar #354 to #247 - potrsr (05/03/2013) [-]
that is old as hell. i saw that 8 years ago. Buuut, there is always PM so you might get some of that....
User avatar #69 to #40 - thelordofbutthurt (05/02/2013) [-]
11 and 12*

where you not reading? (or where you to busy jerkin it.)
User avatar #47 to #40 - heartlessrobot (05/02/2013) [-]
Your point?
#108 to #40 - lfunnymanl (05/03/2013) [-]
**lfunnymanl rolled a random image posted in comment #42 at Every fucking show I watch. ** just have a seat
User avatar #41 to #40 - mrgoodlove [OP](05/02/2013) [-]
It's okay, they're old enough now.
User avatar #1 - theturkeyburger (05/02/2013) [-]
I have a boner. What the **** .
#287 to #1 - anon (05/03/2013) [-]
#48 to #1 - anon (05/02/2013) [-]
love the boner
#136 to #48 - anon (05/03/2013) [-]
Someone just filled out a captcha to type "love the boner"
User avatar #52 to #1 - marinald (05/02/2013) [-]
It would be weird if you didn't.
#33 to #1 - osboom (05/02/2013) [-]
embrace the boner
#160 to #33 - skypatrol (05/03/2013) [-]
OP doesn't have the big of a dick to accomplish this task.
OP doesn't have the big of a dick to accomplish this task.
#31 - ultimoz (05/02/2013) [-]
Does this mean I'm getting hard over child porn?
#86 to #31 - boskoisbeast (05/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #193 to #31 - ilovehitler (05/03/2013) [-]
who doens't?
#232 to #193 - atma (05/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #234 to #232 - ilovehitler (05/03/2013) [-]
I are good worder.
#241 to #234 - atma (05/03/2013) [-]
we all word good sometimes.
#236 to #232 - atma (05/03/2013) [-]
actually, that's not as bad of a typo as I thought it was, just two letters rearranged   
it just looks a lot worse for some reason   
please excuse my retardation and accept this kitten
actually, that's not as bad of a typo as I thought it was, just two letters rearranged
it just looks a lot worse for some reason

please excuse my retardation and accept this kitten
User avatar #233 to #31 - thepunchedface (05/03/2013) [-]
Well it is supposedly about two preteens(?) having sex (most likely with consent) with one another, without an older individual forcing or tricking them to do so. So yeah, you're getting hard over CP, but the neutral kind. No need for emotional confusion here.

That is, unless you're getting hard over some hairy 40 year old molesting his 8 year old daughter
#2 - savvasp ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
Can't argue with that boner
#366 to #2 - xcoreyx (04/07/2015) [-]
I love that I can google "shrug boner" and the first image result links to FJ. We really are on the map now.
#77 to #2 - usaisnotamerica (05/02/2013) [-]
Since when do people get belly boners?
#92 to #77 - anon (05/03/2013) [-]
Since the accident
#84 to #2 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
Here you go
User avatar #290 - fistymcbutthole (05/03/2013) [-]
Pshh thats nothing, I got anal when I was 8!!

And I never saw my uncle again
#296 to #290 - incest (05/03/2013) [-]
I feel like I am required to reply to this.
I feel like I am required to reply to this.
User avatar #298 to #296 - fistymcbutthole (05/03/2013) [-]
Didnt get it at first, till I saw your name.
I dedicated my name to my uncle
User avatar #299 to #298 - incest (05/03/2013) [-]
Now I feel bad.
#120 - CanadianBacon (05/03/2013) [-]
>Be me
>5th grade
>Over at neighbors house, chilling and ****
>Neighbor is in 3rd grade and his sister is in 1st grade
>Playing with Legos
>Making all sorts of arts and crafts
>Somehow end up in his parents room
>Him and his sister want to show me something
>He grabs something from underneath the bed
>14 inch dragon dildo
>Neither of them know what it is
>They start flailing it around
>He hits his sister with it
>They giggle while I just look in disgust
>They don't know what's wrong
>Their mom bursts into room
>Have not been to their house since
User avatar #328 to #120 - BaloogaWhale (05/03/2013) [-]
******* lost it at dragon dildo. thumb for you good sir
#79 - anon (05/03/2013) [-]
When I was nine this neighbor girl (two years older than me) who's brother I hung out with came over, we made a fort and were laying in the fort when one of us got the idea to get on the other and rub our crotches together. I thought very little of it at the time but if not for wearing pants I could have lost my virginity at 9. Now I'm 17 and that's the closest I've ever come to having sex.
#63 - fleszar (05/02/2013) [-]
>be me
> 9 years old
> a girl asks to have sex with me
>she touch my dick
>vomits all over her
>15 years later
>still a virgin
User avatar #187 to #63 - nervaaurelius (05/03/2013) [-]
I guess I'm the only one then that wants to know why a 9 year old asked to have sex?
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User avatar #196 to #187 - ilovehitler (05/03/2013) [-]
who said the girl was 9 as well?
maybe it was his mom.
User avatar #277 to #63 - catdogdora (05/03/2013) [-]
are you Stan Marsh
User avatar #291 to #63 - burningsmurfs (05/03/2013) [-]
Are you Stan Marsh?
#93 to #63 - anon (05/03/2013) [-]
On the bright side, studies show that people who have sex later in their lives derive more pleasure from it.
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User avatar #267 to #194 - pwoneill (05/03/2013) [-]
So, I see I am not the only Guild member on the site anymore...
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User avatar #361 to #360 - pwoneill (05/04/2013) [-]
Well I honestly am known for my support of Izzet but i have another love in ravnica...
#300 to #63 - adremalech (05/03/2013) [-]
#74 to #63 - anon (05/02/2013) [-]
24 year old virgin, give up dude
#174 - rodneyabc (05/03/2013) [-]
Got it at 10, one year ahead of this pussy.

>Be 10, ...obviously.
>Be in school.
>Talking to friends about sex.
>My friend paddy explains to a load of us what a condom is.
>Minds blown.
>10 year old me doesn't quite get the concept of safe sex.
>Understands "if you don't use a condom during sex, you will get aids." as "aids can happen at any time and the only way to avoid it is to have sex with a condom on"
>Freak the **** out.
>Go to cinema that weekend. Buy condom from bathroom vending machine, hide it in my underpants... you know, in case my parents randomly decide to search me for condoms, a major concern when you're 10 years old and dumb as **** .
>Go home, knock on the girl next door's door.
>Ask her if her parents are in, they're not. Everything is looking well.
>Explain to her if I don't wear a condom and have sex with her, I will get aids and my arms will fall off.
>She refuses, cold hearted bitch.
>Go home, get 50p and a bunch of grapes.
>Go back, offer her a trade. Bitches love grapes.
>She accepts.
>Go upstairs, go into bathroom with her, lock door.
>Both of us take our clothes off.
>Condom won't fit, probably because im not even hard and im too busy worrying about AIDS and killer bees (killer bees were a major concern before 9/11 happened.)
>Freak out and think the condom's broken.
>Black man bursts through the door and sodomizes me.

I had a terrible childhood.
User avatar #266 to #174 - koenigkid (05/03/2013) [-]
I started giggling like a little girl at the end
#188 to #174 - anon (05/03/2013) [-]
At least you didn't get aids
#206 to #174 - thestolensweetrole (05/03/2013) [-]
MFW black man tries for sodomy
MFW black man tries for sodomy
User avatar #158 - fantomen (05/03/2013) [-]
>be in 5th grade class room
>there's a girl in that class I really like
>she's pretty as ****
>we talk about a picture she drew
>I bring up the topic of sex
>she doesn't know anything abut it
>I offer to teach her
>she agrees
>I take her into the bathroom and we get naked
>she says muh dik is big
>I say her vag is pretty
>ask is I can touch it
>she agrees
>end up fingering her while she stokes muh dik
>cum on her
>she tastes it and licks the rest off of muh dik
>we get dressed and leave the bathroom like nothing happened
>make her promise not to tell anyone
>she tells her parents anyway
>get fired from my job as a teacher
#342 to #158 - iritz (05/03/2013) [-]
10/10 that was a good one!
#173 to #158 - anon (05/03/2013) [-]
Knew when you said be in 5th grade classroom and not in 5th grade.
#133 - anon (05/03/2013) [-]
>be me, a girl, around 8
>in tub with sister about 2 years older than me
>she wonders what it feels like to lick someone else's tongue
>she wants us to try it, tells me to open my mouth and stick my tongue out
>she slides her tongue over mine
>we spring apart and start laughing because it feels weird
>I suggest we try it again, and we do
>we stop when our parents come by to tell us our bath is over
>remember this 10 years later and realize that I frenched my sister while we were both naked
>shrivel up and die
#176 to #133 - anon (05/03/2013) [-]
#162 to #133 - anon (05/03/2013) [-]
>be me, boy, around 5
>build pillow fort with one year older brother
>it's all private and secret and ****
>somehow get to talking abut dicks (I don't remember how)
>we both end up pulling out dicks out and comparing them, no physical contact, but still
>mom walks up and rips the roof off out pillow fort and sees us with our dicks out
>asks us WTF we're doing
>"we're competeing to see who can do the grossest thing with their penis"
>don't remember what happened next
Sometimes I wonder if my brother remembers it. I desperately hope he doesn't.But he's the one that randomly jacked off in front of me once when we were alone in a gym shower when he was like 14, so I think he has some "OH GOD WHY"-memories too.
User avatar #274 to #68 - pabloch (05/03/2013) [-]
The typo in this pic always bothers me
User avatar #352 to #282 - ganondork (05/03/2013) [-]
What's a stracger?
User avatar #295 to #282 - pabloch (05/03/2013) [-]
Now if everyone could use this pic...
#65 - MasterManiac ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #268 to #65 - pwoneill (05/03/2013) [-]
this has not ever been more related
User avatar #292 to #65 - psykobear (05/03/2013) [-]
Gilbert ******* Godfried
#55 - awildniglet (05/02/2013) [-]
Why is that a secret you can only share to /b/? I would be telling everyone I know that I did anal at age 11   
But bravo
Why is that a secret you can only share to /b/? I would be telling everyone I know that I did anal at age 11
But bravo
User avatar #71 to #55 - zerojaxx (05/02/2013) [-]
#18 - anon (05/02/2013) [-]
I wonder how many people here got boners from this...

I know I did
User avatar #96 to #18 - Aerodamus (05/03/2013) [-]
I would've if I hadn't just fapped to something even worse.
User avatar #27 to #18 - aldheim (05/02/2013) [-]
I am ashamed to admit it.
Well, not that ashamed.

Just, mildly surprised.
#22 to #18 - redflame (05/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #270 - hurleyy (05/03/2013) [-]
Everyone on the internet has either had sex younger than age 12, or is a virgin at 25. Is it now weird to be neither of these things?
User avatar #272 to #270 - weirdvintagegirl (05/03/2013) [-]
That's how I feel. Being the reserved and old fashioned person I am, I want to wait until I'm married or at least in a very commited relationship to have sex. It seems as if this generation has lost its morality.
User avatar #284 to #272 - goodguygary (05/03/2013) [-]
oddly enough, with that username, your comment might just be legitimate.
User avatar #302 to #272 - odium (05/03/2013) [-]
Nah. There's nothing immoral about sex.
User avatar #351 to #302 - weirdvintagegirl (05/03/2013) [-]
Well, I agree with that, but personally I think it's immoral in a way when people are going around doing it when they're not in love just to have sex, because it's taking away from how special it should be between two people in love.
User avatar #363 to #351 - odium (05/04/2013) [-]
I would agree to some extent. If you're having sex just to have sex, it's pointless. I suppose what I'm trying to say is; Sex is a beautiful thing when done right. Of course you must have the other person in mind, and some desire to fulfill them as much as, if not more than, yourself. There is most definitely a lack of intimacy in today's society that accounts for many things other than the 'immorality' of sex. I think that's where we can agree.
#13 - winglit ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
I got in trouble for playing I show you mine you show me yours with my babysitters daughter at age 4... then I stole some cookies from the kitchen
#80 to #13 - likeabox (05/03/2013) [-]
Which one of you were 4?
#83 to #80 - winglit ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
I was, Idk her age at the time Id imagine she was also about 4
#76 to #13 - dangosevenonethree ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #14 to #13 - mrgoodlove [OP](05/02/2013) [-]
What a boss!
User avatar #16 to #13 - joaomartins (05/02/2013) [-]
You like living on the edge , don't ya OP ?
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