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#46 - chrisruler ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #73 to #46 - animepsycchosecond (05/02/2013) [-]
I'd play that.....
User avatar #95 to #73 - kingkittens ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
whoop whoop pull ova that ass too fat
User avatar #78 to #46 - therealtotodile ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
At least Medal of Honor had a good singleplayer though. Unlike Call of dooty.
User avatar #84 to #46 - CXJokerXD (05/03/2013) [-]
would not play
User avatar #123 to #46 - rhetoricalfunny (05/03/2013) [-]
now we just need distant gasmask guy
User avatar #93 to #46 - johnnybtrollin (05/03/2013) [-]
MTN. DEW-DORITOS EDITION
User avatar #109 to #46 - titsandgtfo (05/03/2013) [-]
>black
>honor
pick one
#134 to #109 - creepyunclebob (05/03/2013) [-]
Haha, it's funny because it implies black people lack the morality that we superior white folks are naturally born with!
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User avatar #99 to #63 - ivoryhammer (05/03/2013) [-]
Fun fact, that guy is voiced by the same guy who voiced Anderson in Mass Effect, Chaos in Dissidia, and Goliath in Gargoyles.
#3 - ecomale (05/02/2013) [-]
**ecomale rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at he is such an ass sometimes **
#86 to #28 - vaskaduzea (05/03/2013) [-]
arent bayonets banned ?
User avatar #140 to #86 - garymotherfingoak (05/03/2013) [-]
more like bayococks
User avatar #1 - madbomber (05/02/2013) [-]
COD

Child's
Online
Daycare
User avatar #58 to #1 - mrhotwings (05/02/2013) [-]
It's a dayum shame that when people think of CoD, they think of the Modern Warfare, Black Ops Multiplayer. I play CoD for the campaign, not for the multiplayer. It just goes to show how people who make fun of CoD are more stupid than the actual people who spend their life on CoD. I can go on forever about this topic but I doubt anyone would care.
#82 to #58 - anon (05/03/2013) [-]
It's not that, it's just that no one plays the campaign because it's basically the same thing over and over again. Go here, shoot him, plot twist, suck-ish ending, everyone's dead, next game. You can easily find a better game than that and THAT is why we make fun of it.
User avatar #110 to #82 - mrhotwings (05/03/2013) [-]
-Most horror movies follow the same god damn plot all the time, I don't see anyone complaining.
-"Go there, shoot him" that's how ALL or at least 95% games are like now-a-days.
-Plot twists make the game more interesting, without it, it would be another FPS game.
-Not sure what you meant when you said "everyone's dead".
-I haven't seen very many FPS's that are better than CoD, they just follow the same formula and since it's a new title, people think it's better.
User avatar #117 to #110 - doctadeathbench (05/03/2013) [-]
EVERYTHING follows a standard formula
User avatar #118 to #117 - mrhotwings (05/03/2013) [-]
Not sure which side you're on.
User avatar #121 to #118 - doctadeathbench (05/03/2013) [-]
I may as well be the guy who arms two warring factions
User avatar #87 to #1 - kresh (05/03/2013) [-]
first time ive heard it
clever
User avatar #2 to #1 - mrvalane (05/02/2013) [-]
Whered you hear that one? Because its definetly not been used 1000 times before.
User avatar #6 to #2 - madbomber (05/02/2013) [-]
I forgot, but not everybody knows it, today i found out 3 friends didn't know it.
User avatar #8 to #6 - dagreatmax (05/02/2013) [-]
I never heard of this.
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User avatar #27 to #24 - coolcalx (05/02/2013) [-]
WHY DA DOG GOTTA BE BLACK, HUH?
#32 - Midirr (05/02/2013) [-]
Guys I have a question:   
I played COD when the first one just came out (+the expasion; united offensive).   
I really enjoyed it but it took a long time until I bought a new COD game.   
This one was COD world at war. And to be honest (even though it didn't have the same charm as the first one) I still enjoyed playing it.   
Now I'm thinking about buying black ops 2.   
So my question is: is it any good?   
What can I expect compared to the other 2 COD I played?   
Thx in advance for the response.
Guys I have a question:
I played COD when the first one just came out (+the expasion; united offensive).
I really enjoyed it but it took a long time until I bought a new COD game.
This one was COD world at war. And to be honest (even though it didn't have the same charm as the first one) I still enjoyed playing it.
Now I'm thinking about buying black ops 2.
So my question is: is it any good?
What can I expect compared to the other 2 COD I played?
Thx in advance for the response.
User avatar #33 to #32 - jeudyfeo (05/02/2013) [-]
Completely different than the COD 1 game. Its a really good game if you like COD, bunch of killstreaks and gun combos but if you have a bad Internet connection then you should probably think twice
User avatar #34 to #32 - faridahmalik (05/02/2013) [-]
Try out black ops if any of your friends have it. It's the same game, with a new skin on it.
User avatar #41 to #32 - dagreatmax (05/02/2013) [-]
black ops 1 > black ops 2. I would tell you to get MW2 instead but its full of modded lobbies.
User avatar #57 to #41 - shitshute (05/02/2013) [-]
you nuts? bo1 worst call of duty made.
User avatar #59 to #57 - dagreatmax (05/02/2013) [-]
You probably sucked at it.
User avatar #61 to #59 - shitshute (05/02/2013) [-]
your probably 12. not even starting this this argument because you said that. bai.
User avatar #62 to #61 - dagreatmax (05/02/2013) [-]
I'm 18. What cod did you prefer?
User avatar #65 to #62 - shitshute (05/02/2013) [-]
Mw2. First cod i actually got into and had a lot of fun with.
User avatar #68 to #65 - dagreatmax (05/02/2013) [-]
MW2 sucked balls. Quickscopers ruining games and people would try hard for nuke, it was really annoying.
#111 to #68 - anon (05/03/2013) [-]
But you advised getting it earlier in this discussion
User avatar #71 to #68 - shitshute (05/02/2013) [-]
it was just a fun game. I sniped, but at the same time you could just camp and piss people off with noobtubes. it wasnt a serious call of duty, but it was a lot of damn fun.
User avatar #89 to #71 - cardanbar (05/03/2013) [-]
>implying any call of duty was serious
User avatar #96 to #89 - shitshute (05/03/2013) [-]
no game is serious if you put it like that. most of the time people play to win, but mw2 was more fun. who gave a **** .
User avatar #60 to #57 - dagreatmax (05/02/2013) [-]
I enjoyed BO1 more than any call of dooties except for COD1 (unbeatable)
User avatar #50 to #32 - moviefuckthewhat (05/02/2013) [-]
That is eerily familiar... I think I've died in that exact spot before.
User avatar #91 to #32 - boydaranga (05/03/2013) [-]
Black ops 2 has the most balanced multiplayer so far in the franchise, it's quite fun though it matchmakes you to dedicated servers rather than you choosing one yourself. the campaign also trys to stray away from the horrible linear gameplay that most other modern shooters have done, it sort of works, but the storyline is a bit too "murica" (though the villan is quite good.)
User avatar #101 to #32 - badsamaritan ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
very fun very worthy of buy.... will you be my fj friend i gets lonleh
#131 to #32 - biddo (05/03/2013) [-]
like others have said, it is very balanced. only thing i didnt like about it was the maps. every where you go you are in a "head glitch". in other words, too much cover and people utilize the hell out of it instead of using skill to run and gun. but everyone plays it their own way, once you realize that with any COD, you get over the BS people pull on you.
#137 to #32 - anon (05/03/2013) [-]
honestly its the best cod yet i don't think ill be getting ghosts but bo2 is the best
User avatar #36 to #32 - jalthelas (05/02/2013) [-]
Halo 3 is best Halo.
User avatar #56 to #36 - azusa (05/02/2013) [-]
Agreed
User avatar #53 to #36 - moviefuckthewhat (05/02/2013) [-]
modded pc halo1 bloodgulch war is best halo.
User avatar #72 to #32 - mrhotwings (05/02/2013) [-]
How about a response from someone who had played all the CoD games (except for CoD 1 sadly). Black Ops 2 has a Campaign that you can play a few times without getting bored (because of the choices you have to make to have different endings) but the Multiplayer is a whole new topic itself. The multiplayer community has been overrun with kids, (But running into them isn't as common as people say) people with inappropriate emblems (thanks to emblem creator), and people you want to beat the **** out of in real life.

Conclusion: I think you should buy Black Ops 2 when it doesn't cost very much because the Campaign is where it's at, but for ***** sake, don't play Multiplayer.
User avatar #5 - zoophonics (05/02/2013) [-]
The new one is called Ghosts, I hope that's foreshadowing for what these games will turn into.
User avatar #135 to #5 - zorororonoa (05/03/2013) [-]
If you don't like it, you don't have to play it.
User avatar #138 to #135 - zoophonics (05/03/2013) [-]
That doesn't mean it doesn't have a very large negative effect on the games industry. It shows being lazy and barely updating a game each year can still make you more money then being original. Ignoring a problem doesn't solve it.
User avatar #7 to #5 - dagreatmax (05/02/2013) [-]
the logo of the new cod games looks pretty bad ass compared to the previous games.
#15 to #7 - precision ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
BLESSED HAMMER.
BLESSED HAMMER.
User avatar #42 to #15 - dagreatmax (05/02/2013) [-]
HDIN and java zons master race
User avatar #44 to #42 - precision ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
Werebear Sorc > Anything (except smiter)
User avatar #45 to #44 - dagreatmax (05/02/2013) [-]
Javazons are the Hdin's 2.0
User avatar #47 to #45 - precision ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
CS Javazons are powerful, but any other skill is worthless.
User avatar #48 to #47 - dagreatmax (05/02/2013) [-]
shaman druids are OP and hard to use.
#49 to #48 - precision ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
Shaman druids? There's ShapeShifting/Summoning/Elemental.
User avatar #51 to #49 - dagreatmax (05/02/2013) [-]
Max bear and oak + fire. Basically your fissure, boulder, volcano will stun the enemy and you would port on them and your bear would smack the **** out of them.
User avatar #55 to #51 - dagreatmax (05/02/2013) [-]
You need to know the combo properly, boulder would push them back (I think this one is vs melee) Fissure would go vs casters and volcano as a final blow.
#105 to #55 - anon (05/03/2013) [-]
I played as a Zeal-adin, I ripped through every thing, Life-steal keeping me at max health.



Until I got ironmaidened.
User avatar #67 to #7 - cullenatorguy (05/02/2013) [-]
As in the front cover of the game cases?
User avatar #70 to #67 - dagreatmax (05/02/2013) [-]
nope, go google Call of duty Ghosts logo
User avatar #83 to #70 - cullenatorguy (05/03/2013) [-]
Oh, that's pretty cool.
#40 - MAHEREX (05/02/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#132 - smashingkills (05/03/2013) [-]
I love Call of Duty. It is simple to grasp, doesn't require teamwork like other games (Battlefield 3) you can play to kill time. I like all sorts of games and Call of Duty is one of them.
I love Call of Duty. It is simple to grasp, doesn't require teamwork like other games (Battlefield 3) you can play to kill time. I like all sorts of games and Call of Duty is one of them.
User avatar #139 to #132 - garymotherfingoak (05/03/2013) [-]
Finally, the first person not being an edgy hipster riding the "i hate COD" bandwagon in the comments.
User avatar #146 to #139 - rikuru (05/03/2013) [-]
CoD is the game that re-sharped my reflexes, which I didn't used since old UT2004 Games. Good 'ol UT. Everyone who hates cod is:
• Really bad at shooters / competitive games / fat ass with no reflexes.
• Hipster who hates it because its popular.
User avatar #154 to #146 - kissed (05/03/2013) [-]
I would call myself pretty decent at shooters/competitive games. But run and gun doesn't really appeal to me.

I hate it mostly for it's big sucky fanbase
User avatar #156 to #154 - rikuru (05/04/2013) [-]
Hating a game for its fanbase its equal to hating porn for its plot.
User avatar #158 to #156 - kissed (05/05/2013) [-]
but i hate porn for its plot too!
User avatar #151 to #146 - smashingkills (05/03/2013) [-]
I love getting into competitive Domination lobbies, CoD is simple fun.
User avatar #100 - cossackwhoop (05/03/2013) [-]
I miss World at War.
User avatar #112 to #100 - codyxvasco (05/03/2013) [-]
Have you tried playing multiplayer on World at War? Hackers get away with everything now. God mode, No gravity, youtube channel urls flying around your screen with flourescent colors. It's just no fun that way.
User avatar #133 to #112 - smashingkills (05/03/2013) [-]
Not on the steam PC version. Plenty of hack free servers.
User avatar #152 to #133 - codyxvasco (05/03/2013) [-]
Of course.
User avatar #4 - herodan (05/02/2013) [-]
m8 ur just jelus u carnt beet me in a 1v1, and u carnt quikscop me fagt!!!1!
User avatar #85 to #4 - boydaranga (05/03/2013) [-]
Br0 fuk u. i c4n. 1v1 mi shipment or kilhous. i wil fuk u up
User avatar #155 to #85 - herodan (05/03/2013) [-]
cum @ me bro, ad me m8 xxXsn1per-pr0Xxx i wil beet ur ass mate sware n me mum!!
User avatar #39 - theblastradius (05/02/2013) [-]
hehehe..... dooty.

hehehe.... diarrhea.
User avatar #43 - dagreatmax (05/02/2013) [-]
top 40 :D thanks mein *******
User avatar #64 to #43 - slushieman (05/02/2013) [-]
You're welcome, mein ****** :D
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User avatar #20 to #16 - thisismyhandle (05/02/2013) [-]
I wouldn't get too excited. Even if it's a new engine the gameplay probably won't change too much.
User avatar #52 to #16 - neonnurse (05/02/2013) [-]
Read the website info, there is going to be a new engine
unless they change their mind at the last minute
User avatar #81 to #52 - lostxprophit (05/03/2013) [-]
and hopefully they'll take away Land/Final Stand or Death streaks in general like "they were suppose to do" in MW3...but they kept the ******* Deathstreak.... T.T
User avatar #23 to #16 - heartlessrobot (05/02/2013) [-]
I really hope they remove the ability to quickscope, I really do.
User avatar #37 to #23 - spoogeyboi (05/02/2013) [-]
Me too man. ******* hate quick-scoping.
User avatar #98 to #37 - kingkittens ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
what do you hate about it?..
User avatar #69 to #37 - heartlessrobot (05/02/2013) [-]
I usually just spray an LMG through EVERYTHING.
User avatar #75 to #69 - spoogeyboi (05/02/2013) [-]
ahh, well, thats not as bad as other things. LMG's are pretty awesome, just take a long ass time (compared to other guns) aim.
User avatar #143 to #23 - garymotherfingoak (05/03/2013) [-]
*Fagfield, always mess that up.
User avatar #141 to #23 - garymotherfingoak (05/03/2013) [-]
Do i thumb up for agreeing with your comment or thumb down for sounding like Holden Dagfield?
User avatar #145 to #144 - garymotherfingoak (05/03/2013) [-]
****** character from a ****** book
User avatar #130 - derperoni (05/03/2013) [-]
It took Jesus three days to respawn. Now that’s what I call lag.
#114 - yupo (05/03/2013) [-]
I was not amused by the snipers
User avatar #18 - dinkcool (05/02/2013) [-]
And his legs are small as ****
#74 - buttgauges (05/02/2013) [-]
what's up with this
#76 to #74 - issamn (05/02/2013) [-]
next cod game from infinity ward
User avatar #80 to #76 - lostxprophit (05/03/2013) [-]
Live-Action Trailer looks like a ******* Ad for Masks....and the first thought I had when I heard the name for the first time was: "Ghost Recon Ripoff?" I MIGHT get it...but I think I'll wait until the reviews of Multipalyer are good (Spawns aren't **** like they were/still are in MW3)
#77 to #74 - issamn (05/03/2013) [-]
heres the link i found it from
http://www.ign. com/articles/2013/05/01/call -of-duty -ghosts-officially-revealed
#88 to #74 - CXJokerXD (05/03/2013) [-]
Wanna see gameplay for it? Just go on youtube and type in any call of duty title.
Wanna see gameplay for it? Just go on youtube and type in any call of duty title.
User avatar #94 to #88 - buttgauges (05/03/2013) [-]
Haha very true.
Don't really know why I got so many downvotes. I was just curious as to if this was the legit new game to be released. Won't buy it though.
User avatar #142 to #94 - shishabar (05/03/2013) [-]
nah shut the **** up
User avatar #26 - RyanTheLeet (05/02/2013) [-]
I thought the majority of us were in consensus that Black Ops 2 was pretty good
User avatar #54 to #26 - defacedcreeper (05/02/2013) [-]
It was okay... I guess
#29 to #26 - Visual ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #30 to #26 - defender (05/02/2013) [-]
i enjoy it
User avatar #31 to #26 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (05/02/2013) [-]
zombies was good
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