Graph. original content. Time. that's similar to my desire to leave a
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#18 - annaisocoolike (05/02/2013) [-]
demitri martin draws some pretty funny/creative graphs
#4 - nicopwnz (05/01/2013) [-]
These are pretty funny/true
#14 to #4 - ciarancrashy (05/02/2013) [-]
I'm only started an assignment for college now yet the deadline was 3 days ago... but I only lose 10% if I can get it done before next week.
#9 to #4 - anon (05/02/2013) [-]
Mine's more like "I'll do this right when I get home from school!"
Then at home I'm like "Oh cool, the internet!"
8pm "I should really get around that. I'll start at 9."
2am "Can't go to bed before I do it!"
4am " **** it, C is a good grade."
#8 - atticusspc (05/02/2013) [-]
this is quality content OP
this is quality content OP
#1 - chupavisor (05/01/2013) [-]
that's similar to my desire to leave a
User avatar #52 to #1 - rufless (05/02/2013) [-]
**rufless rolled a random comment #1 posted by charliemurphay at Mama Mia ** :
goddamn it OP
he meant this
#63 to #1 - iamjustheretoroll (05/02/2013) [-]
**iamjustheretoroll rolled a random image posted in comment #21 at PLS DUMP ** I DONT UNDERSTAND AND ITS DRIVING ME CRAZY
**iamjustheretoroll rolled a random image posted in comment #21 at PLS DUMP ** I DONT UNDERSTAND AND ITS DRIVING ME CRAZY
#17 to #1 - skords (05/02/2013) [-]
i see what you
User avatar #3 to #1 - hydromatic (05/01/2013) [-]
...... What? Leave what?.. Please tell me.. You can tell me.. I won't tell anyone.. OH GOD TELL ME!
User avatar #5 to #3 - militarybus (05/02/2013) [-]
just like my desire to answer your
User avatar #20 to #5 - fukkendragonite (05/02/2013) [-]
Is there a sniper in here or someth
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#31 to #3 - azinfoo (05/02/2013) [-]
To leave a huehuehue.
#64 to #26 - waaw (05/02/2013) [-]
This is the reference
This is the reference
#16 - gibroner ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
#40 - vonspyder ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
#15 - MAHEREX (05/02/2013) [-]
accurate graph portraying total number of ***** given over time
User avatar #29 - aldheim (05/02/2013) [-]
But your desire never reached zero!
WHY DIDN'T YOU KEEP DRAWING?!?!
User avatar #42 to #29 - bighairyfart (05/02/2013) [-]
If his desire hit 0, then why would he continue to draw?
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User avatar #44 to #42 - goonmcnasty (05/02/2013) [-]
he wouldn't. but he didn't hit zero.
User avatar #43 to #42 - aldheim (05/02/2013) [-]
I think you need to re-read my comment.
User avatar #46 to #43 - bighairyfart (05/02/2013) [-]
Say, for example, that at the point he stopped drawing, his desire dropped straight to 0. The graph would look like comment #6. My point is, if it suddenly dropped to 0, he would have no desire to graph that it went to 0, which is why it just stops.
User avatar #47 to #46 - aldheim (05/02/2013) [-]
But going from the level of desire he had to zero would take some time, no matter how small an amount, so if it happened quickly, the graph should end in a sharp decline toward zero.
User avatar #60 to #47 - treska (05/02/2013) [-]
that's a lie.. if he didn't want to keep drawing, why the hell should he continue drawing? it does not matter the ******* graph, he didn't want to draw!!
User avatar #61 to #60 - aldheim (05/02/2013) [-]
But he does want to draw until his desire reaches zero, so he will continue to draw until it reaches zero.

There is no such thing as instant, so in the time it took for his desire to drop, he should have continued to draw the graph, which would be shown as a steep decline as his desire plummets to zero.
#66 to #61 - iperson (05/02/2013) [-]
Imagine he's human.
Neither his reaction nor drawing speed is near fast enough to draw in the gap of time between he wanting to draw and not wanting to draw. And since he doesn't want to draw, he's not going to take the time to show that near instant drop.
User avatar #67 to #61 - treska (05/03/2013) [-]
Since he is an human being, his desire to draw would go down before his hand could react to it, because the nervous system is not instantaneous. The time that take to react is the time a computer would have graphed the vertical line until it reaches 0.
I'm just saiyan...
#65 - camerel (05/02/2013) [-]
my Ms paint skills are off the charts.
User avatar #56 - extooso (05/02/2013) [-]
You clearly have still disire to draw a graph, why dont you go on?
User avatar #59 to #56 - heartlessrobot (05/02/2013) [-]
Yet you don't have the desire to spell desire correctly.
#55 - aerosol (05/02/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#32 - theentireallofit (05/02/2013) [-]
****		 it.
**** it.
#6 - dafuq (05/02/2013) [-]
Fixed
User avatar #36 to #6 - drdiddly (05/02/2013) [-]
That wasn't funny/cool/ feely in anyway. Get out
User avatar #41 to #6 - bighairyfart (05/02/2013) [-]
Well, yes AND no. Your graph is accurate, but if the 'desire' hit 0 then he would not make the rest of the graph, which is why it is incomplete.
#10 to #6 - anon (05/02/2013) [-]
You're right... idk why the red thumbs
User avatar #11 to #10 - lolzordz (05/02/2013) [-]
cos then it would defeat the purpose of the joke
User avatar #24 to #6 - giguelingueling (05/02/2013) [-]
You do realize that what you just draw isn't a function ? For the same x you have multiple y.

The original graph was correct, the function had a discontinuity from a value > 0 to 0
#37 to #24 - anon (05/02/2013) [-]
Nerd.
Go play some sports.
User avatar #21 to #6 - ferbisboy (05/02/2013) [-]
your nickname makes me want to punch your face even more
#23 - anon (05/02/2013) [-]
could be an integral from a to b f(x)=-x^2+5 or something
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#50 to #23 - montybalboa (05/02/2013) [-]
y=x^2+5 looks nothing like that, you disgusting piece of **** . You could literally not be more wrong, y=x^2+5 would never even have the gradient at ANY point that is featured on this curve at ANY point.
This curve looks much more like y=cos(x-1)+2; 0.25pi<x<0.7pi, even then the scale's all off and it peaks at the wrong point but it's the best I could do in 2 minutes, so suck on one
User avatar #27 to #23 - theverylonghorn (05/02/2013) [-]
Someone showing off that honors calc prowess
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User avatar #25 to #2 - namesboo (05/02/2013) [-]
there is a reply button you know
#54 - anon (05/02/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
User avatar #48 - baine (05/02/2013) [-]
Looks like something Dimitri martin would make
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