Head Nudge. .. That's what you get for trying to make a salad faggot op
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#3 - sexibunny (05/02/2013) [-]
Same cat o.o
#52 - Forfunaccount (05/02/2013) [-]
That's pretty freaking metal.
#5 - siriuslygrim (05/02/2013) [-]
That's what you get for trying to make a salad faggot op
That's what you get for trying to make a salad faggot op
User avatar #16 to #5 - sheperdofthestars (05/02/2013) [-]
What about salads with meat in them?

What about taco salads?
#36 to #5 - boxdweller (05/02/2013) [-]
My Sasha folder is getting bugger by the day.
User avatar #37 to #36 - boxdweller (05/02/2013) [-]
Bigger*
#9 to #5 - mananas (05/02/2013) [-]
What if he made a salad so he can fed it to a cow to get more delicious beef?
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#19 to #10 - rihardololz (05/02/2013) [-]
that sounds delechus
that sounds delechus
User avatar #15 to #10 - chaossniper (05/02/2013) [-]
whats the name of the anime again ?
User avatar #77 to #15 - doomfish (05/02/2013) [-]
shgeki no kyojin
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#42 - baconbiscuits (05/02/2013) [-]
Story Time

>Move in with girlfriend and her roommate (woot)
>Her roommate has a cat called Bell
>Cat immediately falls in love with me
>Sleeping? Bell on my chest
>Playing xbox, Bell purring on my lap
>Always been allergic to cats growing up, not with Bell for some reason
>Love Bell to death, first cat ever I cared for
>Every day for like 20 minutes when I was sitting
>Bell walks up, places her forehead up against me and purrs
>Think nothing of the silly cat logic
>Looked cute anyway, so I just let her do it
>Flash forward a few months
>Fiance (congrats to me) and her roomie get in a huge fight
>We move out
>Bell sad as ****
>Want to go see her but it's futile
>Find out a few weeks later she died
>Find out that when cats put their heads against you like that, it's because they love you
>To cats, YOU are the pets and they are the owner
>So when they love you, they push their head against you
>Something just behind their forehead releases a chemical that strengthens their bond to you
>Sometimes I still feel her press her little head up me
>Sweet dreams, Bell
#58 to #42 - thunderkrux (05/02/2013) [-]
I can't... I just need to.... I'm going to lay down now.
I can't... I just need to.... I'm going to lay down now.
#59 to #42 - astrozombies **User deleted account** (05/02/2013) [-]
I felt my smile slowly turn into a frown
#95 to #44 - baconbiscuits (12/11/2013) [-]
Reading through old comments, one more for ya.    
>Flash forward many months from last story   
>Get a new cat, long hair (Not allergic)   
>Propose to girlfriend in all out proposal (Very expensive)   
>Get married: hooray for 2 weeks until   
>Laid off from work randomly   
>6 months couldn't find work; Get steady job (huge pay cut)   
>Leave for 2 weeks training for military (reserves)   
>Wife cries telling me to "Hurry home."    
>2 hours into 16 hour bus ride I get a text   
>"I want a divorce" Think she's joking; she's not   
>Rough 2 weeks   
>Finally get home hoping to work things out: Nope.   
>Laid myself out entirely: bawled and begged; She looked irritated   
>Won't even tell me why, just "No."    
>I fall asleep crying with my cat while she packs   
>Wake up: cat is gone: she gave him away   
>"Why would you do that?!"   
>"As long as you don't have him."   
>Turns out she cheated on me for several guys, ended up sticking with huge doucher   
>Told everyone that I cheated on her while I was at training   
>Both worked at some establishment (lesson learned)   
>Went out of her way to make my life hell   
>Still haven't seen cat, but was given an identical one after word of what happened spread   
Update: The day this started (When I left for training) was exactly a month after I left that original story. It was a very rough summer. Closest I've ever been to suicide were those first few weeks home from training. Doing much better now! The guy she cheated on me for ended up cheating on her so I guess these things have a way of working them out. She came back to me hoping to find sympathy and a daddy for the baby she'll be having with him now. Nope.
Reading through old comments, one more for ya.
>Flash forward many months from last story
>Get a new cat, long hair (Not allergic)
>Propose to girlfriend in all out proposal (Very expensive)
>Get married: hooray for 2 weeks until
>Laid off from work randomly
>6 months couldn't find work; Get steady job (huge pay cut)
>Leave for 2 weeks training for military (reserves)
>Wife cries telling me to "Hurry home."
>2 hours into 16 hour bus ride I get a text
>"I want a divorce" Think she's joking; she's not
>Rough 2 weeks
>Finally get home hoping to work things out: Nope.
>Laid myself out entirely: bawled and begged; She looked irritated
>Won't even tell me why, just "No."
>I fall asleep crying with my cat while she packs
>Wake up: cat is gone: she gave him away
>"Why would you do that?!"
>"As long as you don't have him."
>Turns out she cheated on me for several guys, ended up sticking with huge doucher
>Told everyone that I cheated on her while I was at training
>Both worked at some establishment (lesson learned)
>Went out of her way to make my life hell
>Still haven't seen cat, but was given an identical one after word of what happened spread
Update: The day this started (When I left for training) was exactly a month after I left that original story. It was a very rough summer. Closest I've ever been to suicide were those first few weeks home from training. Doing much better now! The guy she cheated on me for ended up cheating on her so I guess these things have a way of working them out. She came back to me hoping to find sympathy and a daddy for the baby she'll be having with him now. Nope.
#47 to #42 - pitsi (05/02/2013) [-]
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#35 to #34 - paraflax (05/02/2013) [-]
Worth The Wait
User avatar #38 to #35 - lordlucifer ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
Weight*
User avatar #73 to #35 - schneidend (05/02/2013) [-]
[Delays Internally]

OR

[Confirms Internally]

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[Twos Internally]
#69 to #35 - xizter (05/02/2013) [-]
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#45 to #34 - onipure (05/02/2013) [-]
half life 3 confirmed?
half life 3 confirmed?
#54 - lostwhitecat (05/02/2013) [-]
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#26 - starshroom (05/02/2013) [-]
oh, cats. you mysterious inconveniencing creatures, you. <3
User avatar #57 to #26 - wtfduud (05/02/2013) [-]
purrfect
#49 - mrcristal (05/02/2013) [-]
cats are like women, you never finish to understand them
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#1 - John Cena (05/02/2013) [-]
A cat's headbump is actually a sign of affection.
User avatar #2 to #1 - gabonicagracy (05/02/2013) [-]
Actually they're rubbing their scent glands all over your **** .
#4 to #2 - John Cena (05/02/2013) [-]
which is a sign of affection, dickweasel.
#23 to #4 - John Cena (05/02/2013) [-]
**** me, you're the most miserable ****** here.
#6 to #2 - tastycrisps (05/02/2013) [-]
still means they love you. by rubbing their scent all over you they claim you.   
   
&quot;See this human, this human is mine. I love this human, he belongs to me. No one else may love him.&quot;
still means they love you. by rubbing their scent all over you they claim you.

"See this human, this human is mine. I love this human, he belongs to me. No one else may love him."

#7 to #6 - frankiethekneeman (05/02/2013) [-]
It's less a sign of affection and more one of territory. Watch your cat. He'll do it to every chair in your house. Borrow a chair from a friend who has a cat. Yours will come over and rub his head all over that **** .
#63 to #7 - John Cena (05/02/2013) [-]
DOGS PEE ALL OVER THEIR OWNERS TO SAY THAT THAT OWNER IS THEIR TERRITORY.


OH **** SON DID SOMEONE SAY TERRITORY?
QUICK JESSIE WE HAVE TO COOK.

User avatar #28 to #7 - mutzaki (05/02/2013) [-]
True, but they know the difference between furniture and people, and so when rubbing against us, it is a sign of affection and trust.
For example, I have one cat who adores me and one that doesn't like me. The adoring one marks me all the time, and will bounce up just to do it, but my other cat won't.
#92 to #28 - frankiethekneeman (05/03/2013) [-]
I'm guessing that's because the one who "likes" you is the dominant animal. Only one animal can own territory, and it makes sense that the other one avoids you if you're the territory of the dominant animal.

I had five cats growing up - three male and two female. You learn a lot.
User avatar #11 to #7 - defensive (05/02/2013) [-]
Nah, it means they love you. They only rub their heads against furniture to scratch the top of their head, which they can't reach with their back feet. My cat rubs her head against my hair somethings and then licks my hair clean because she sees me as someone she cares for.
#51 to #11 - John Cena (05/02/2013) [-]
Or she is trying if she can eventually eat you after you die.
User avatar #60 - explore (05/02/2013) [-]
Actually, when doing 'that headbutt thing' they're secreting a chemical that they use to mark their territiory. Cats are saying they own you.
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#13 - honditar (05/02/2013) [-]
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#61 - mrgoodlove (05/02/2013) [-]
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****** cats
User avatar #48 - sirfisticuffs (05/02/2013) [-]
*purrs internally*
#20 - redthumbmaster (05/02/2013) [-]
Didn't seem pointless to me
Didn't seem pointless to me
#81 - anonynot (05/02/2013) [-]
cats do that as a sign of love and affection, its like their way of giving you a kiss or acknowledging how great you are to them
#82 to #81 - anonynot (05/02/2013) [-]
oh and i forgot their also marking their scent as you as a sing you are part of the cats territory
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#74 - praisetalos (05/02/2013) [-]
cleaver advertising ...
#30 - alucardshellhound (05/02/2013) [-]
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