i really liked this. .. maybe you will too?.. >God makes monkeys to entertain people >people not made til later i really liked this maybe you will too? >God makes monkeys to entertain people >people not made til later
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#12 - mazzyrazzy
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(05/02/2013) [-]
>God makes monkeys to entertain people
>people not made til later
#1 - sebnoh
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#5 - baconfattie
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(05/02/2013) [-]
YOU LYING ****!
#9 - maxoverderp
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(05/02/2013) [-]
>mfw god created people after telling the monkey to "entertain people"
#14 to #9 - anon id: 5546672c
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(05/02/2013) [-]
I realized you are dumbass. He had creating people in his mind already before he created the other organisms then which he created humans; 'god' planned everything out first.
User avatar #15 to #14 - maxoverderp
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(05/02/2013) [-]
How would a monkey be able to make a decision based on something that doesn't exist yet?

And that's when I realized I was questioning an anon about the reasoning of a hypothetical monkey.
User avatar #10 to #9 - makedonski
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(05/02/2013) [-]
My face had a similar contortion.
User avatar #24 - graphenz
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(05/02/2013) [-]
except I'm gonna be one of those cool old people, yelling at kids on the internet. Oh wait I'm already doing that now.
#25 to #24 - mypielovingfriend
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(05/02/2013) [-]
Like this?
Like this?
#26 - comradewinter
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(05/02/2013) [-]
Well. Most people don't even get to finish phase 2.
#22 - ecomale
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#29 to #22 - wakingeyes
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(05/02/2013) [-]
That's my birthday!
User avatar #31 to #29 - dawggz
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(05/02/2013) [-]
Dear wakingeyes,

I hope you will have an awesome birthday, and an awesome birthday party, and I wish you will be happy until then and as happy or even happier afterwards!

I hope life will smile to you!
#33 to #31 - wakingeyes
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(05/03/2013) [-]
I honestly don't know what else to say but thank you, for these kind words. You are the best, and I wish you the best.
#34 to #33 - dawggz
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(05/03/2013) [-]
Here have a kitten hugging a toy kitten. I hope your days will be brighter thinking that someone out there wishes you nothing but the best ! :D   
   
- Chris
Here have a kitten hugging a toy kitten. I hope your days will be brighter thinking that someone out there wishes you nothing but the best ! :D

- Chris
User avatar #13 - shadowm
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(05/02/2013) [-]
hmmm...god must have very recently created people then considering average life expectancy back in the 1500s was like 40-50
#30 - sixty
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(05/02/2013) [-]
I can't wait until the last ten years...
#3 - scarytown
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(05/02/2013) [-]
This is an old Grimm's tale, one of the how it came to be stories. As is the story of God's animal and Satan's animal. God chose the wolf as his animal. Satan chose the goat. However, the goat had a long hairy tail that kept getting caught in brambles, and the wolves would eat them. Satan evenually got tired of either untangling his goats from brambles or having them eaten by wolves, so he cut their tails off.
User avatar #4 to #3 - landartheconqueror
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(05/02/2013) [-]
hell yeah wolves are the righteous animal
#11 to #4 - xlthegamelx
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(05/02/2013) [-]
**** YEAH
User avatar #6 to #3 - motherfuckingkenji
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(05/02/2013) [-]
So...
What you're saying is...
Moon Moon is God's chosen animal?
#8 to #6 - scarytown
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(05/02/2013) [-]
Makes you take a closer look at Christianity, doesn't it?
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