i really liked this. .. maybe you will too?.. >God makes monkeys to entertain people >people not made til later
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#1 - sebnoh ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
#12 - mazzyrazzy (05/02/2013) [-]
>God makes monkeys to entertain people
>people not made til later
#5 - baconfattie (05/02/2013) [-]
YOU LYING **** !
User avatar #24 - graphenz (05/02/2013) [-]
except I'm gonna be one of those cool old people, yelling at kids on the internet. Oh wait I'm already doing that now.
#25 to #24 - mypielovingfriend (05/02/2013) [-]
Like this?
Like this?
#26 - comradewinter ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
Well. Most people don't even get to finish phase 2.
#29 to #22 - wakingeyes (05/02/2013) [-]
That's my birthday!
User avatar #31 to #29 - dawggz (05/02/2013) [-]
Dear wakingeyes,

I hope you will have an awesome birthday, and an awesome birthday party, and I wish you will be happy until then and as happy or even happier afterwards!

I hope life will smile to you!
#33 to #31 - wakingeyes (05/03/2013) [-]
I honestly don't know what else to say but thank you, for these kind words. You are the best, and I wish you the best.
#34 to #33 - dawggz (05/03/2013) [-]
Here have a kitten hugging a toy kitten. I hope your days will be brighter thinking that someone out there wishes you nothing but the best ! :D   
   
- Chris
Here have a kitten hugging a toy kitten. I hope your days will be brighter thinking that someone out there wishes you nothing but the best ! :D

- Chris
User avatar #13 - shadowm (05/02/2013) [-]
hmmm...god must have very recently created people then considering average life expectancy back in the 1500s was like 40-50
#9 - maxoverderp (05/02/2013) [-]
>mfw god created people after telling the monkey to "entertain people"
#14 to #9 - anon (05/02/2013) [-]
I realized you are dumbass. He had creating people in his mind already before he created the other organisms then which he created humans; 'god' planned everything out first.
User avatar #15 to #14 - maxoverderp (05/02/2013) [-]
How would a monkey be able to make a decision based on something that doesn't exist yet?

And that's when I realized I was questioning an anon about the reasoning of a hypothetical monkey.
User avatar #10 to #9 - makedonski (05/02/2013) [-]
My face had a similar contortion.
#30 - sixty ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
I can't wait until the last ten years...
#3 - scarytown (05/02/2013) [-]
This is an old Grimm's tale, one of the how it came to be stories. As is the story of God's animal and Satan's animal. God chose the wolf as his animal. Satan chose the goat. However, the goat had a long hairy tail that kept getting caught in brambles, and the wolves would eat them. Satan evenually got tired of either untangling his goats from brambles or having them eaten by wolves, so he cut their tails off.
User avatar #4 to #3 - landartheconqueror (05/02/2013) [-]
hell yeah wolves are the righteous animal
User avatar #6 to #3 - motherfuckingkenji (05/02/2013) [-]
So...
What you're saying is...
Moon Moon is God's chosen animal?
#8 to #6 - scarytown (05/02/2013) [-]
Makes you take a closer look at Christianity, doesn't it?
#2 - snoboardkid (05/02/2013) [-]
hmmmm.... well okay.
User avatar #21 - HeartOfTheDL (05/02/2013) [-]
I like how everyone is nitpicking at the joke. It's a joke and I bet most of the complaints is because it has god in it and we all know that putting god in any sentence is meant to be super for realsies.
#17 - kdiddlid (05/02/2013) [-]
**kdiddlid rolled a random image posted in comment #3595671 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE ** so, uhm... yeah, no?
#23 - masterpipsisgreat (05/02/2013) [-]
it's beautifull
#18 - anon (05/02/2013) [-]
In The Neolithic Era, the average lifespan of a human was 20 years.
Bronze Age and Iron Age = 26 years
Early 20th Century (1900s) = 31 years
2010 = 67.2 years
#19 to #18 - anon (05/02/2013) [-]
And yes! I am fun at parties!
User avatar #20 to #19 - defensive (05/02/2013) [-]
Maybe 67 years if you live in Africa, but here it's 85 years.
User avatar #27 to #20 - nustix (05/02/2013) [-]
In the western world it's about 80 Japan having the highest with a life expectancy of 82

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_life_expectancy
User avatar #28 to #27 - defensive (05/02/2013) [-]
I was 1.25 years off the actual expectancy for my country, but Africa is really dragging the world average down.
#7 - taintedangel (05/02/2013) [-]
Whut?
Whut?
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