There's a snake in my ass!. . So today I was at Disneyland and I was taking a picture with Woody and Jessie and suddenly Woody leans over to me and I hear a dee

There's a snake in my ass!

So today I was at Disneyland and I
was taking a picture with Woody
and Jessie and suddenly Woody
leans over to me and I hear a deep
raspy black man voice, and he says,
I swear to Eisner, if you say,
Andy' s Corning', I' m gonna take the
snake in my boot and shove it up
your ass."
So that was weird.
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User avatar #3 - natabre (05/01/2013) [-]
I truly believe that it is because of the fact that the man in the costume is definitely sick of having to drop after hearing "Andy's coming!" phrase. The probability of this being true is 99%.

Have a nice day.
#41 to #3 - klofrau (05/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #6 to #3 - instalation (05/02/2013) [-]
It would be, but that's actually been discontinued because those actors would get injuries.

I was disappointed when I found out.
User avatar #47 to #6 - ienjoyrofling (05/02/2013) [-]
Not true, now they just freeze for a minute or two, then Woody looks around once or twice, gives a nod, and they all get back to doing mascot things. No need to be disappointed, friend.
#4 to #3 - tazze ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
TFW "Andy's coming!"
TFW "Andy's coming!"
#38 to #4 - supersnake (05/02/2013) [-]
Andy's coming!
#58 to #4 - anon (05/02/2013) [-]
How long have you been waiting to use that?
#1 - iamtheblackgoat (05/01/2013) [-]
He must go on tumblr
User avatar #7 - greenwithenvy (05/02/2013) [-]
>Open the door
>Andy's Coming
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
#20 - arthurmitchell (05/02/2013) [-]
Oh, Andy was cumming alright
#18 to #17 - DiabloStrawhat (05/02/2013) [-]
.... a herptile?
User avatar #19 to #18 - bloodyshart (05/02/2013) [-]
Adjective - (Life Sciences & Allied Applications / Zoology) Chiefly US denoting, relating to, or characterizing both reptiles and amphibians.
#40 - unicornswag (05/02/2013) [-]
endy pls
User avatar #5 - emobutterfly (05/01/2013) [-]
They actually don't fall over if you say "Andy's coming" because it could damage the costumes which are very expensive, it is dangerous to the people in the suits, and it's really hard for them to get up after being on the ground since they're so top-heavy.
#33 to #5 - dorklordrises (05/02/2013) [-]
They used to but had to stop cos of these reasons
User avatar #9 to #5 - jippoman (05/02/2013) [-]
this is why liberals arent fun
#13 - Iamawsomo (05/02/2013) [-]
<--- His face for the picture.
<--- His face for the picture.
#34 to #13 - anon (05/02/2013) [-]
>=( <-------- mfw you pretend to like that awful show just to be cool
#25 to #13 - stealthnull (05/02/2013) [-]
MFW that picture.
MFW that picture.
#50 - secretsecret (05/02/2013) [-]
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#44 - defeats (05/02/2013) [-]
Should have given him this face while backing off slowly... Then shouted it.
User avatar #23 - sepheroth (05/02/2013) [-]
I used to live in the area, knew plenty of cast members, they said it was ******** .
User avatar #29 to #23 - fuzzyballs (05/02/2013) [-]
I saw an intervieuw, they did it at first, but then they stopped because of obvious reasons
User avatar #12 - spoogle (05/02/2013) [-]
I wonder how many times people went and did that after that ******* picture was posted
User avatar #39 - the one and only (05/02/2013) [-]
I would of looked him in his Woody eyes, smile and say "Andy.... is...... coming!" as he can't do anything while he has to be on the floor pretending to be a lifeless toy, beat him up
User avatar #51 - SpcRamon (05/02/2013) [-]
See, this is where you have to play it off cool. Walk away, but don't let them leave your sights.

Wait until the most awkward moment, like holding a kid for a picture or something. Then start running.

Run as fast as you can, scream at the top of your lungs "Andy is Coming!" when you dart pass and run away as fast as possible.

Don't stop, don't even look back, just keep running until you are sure some dude in a heavy ass plastic costume is not behind you.

Only then...Only then you will ruin his day...
User avatar #35 - thebtardist (05/02/2013) [-]
Jesus christ im crying with laughter, im taking a **** and im crying o lordy
User avatar #10 - soopergrover (05/02/2013) [-]

Pretty disappointing...
#15 to #10 - bazda (05/02/2013) [-]
You know snopes is about as trustworthy as the National Enquirer, right?
User avatar #54 to #15 - soopergrover (05/02/2013) [-]
Really? Because they do a damn good job backing up everything.

How do you suppose it's fake?
User avatar #55 to #54 - soopergrover (05/02/2013) [-]
Also, not trying to start an argument. Perhaps I could've worded my last comment better, but I'm honestly curious as to how it's untrustworthy.
User avatar #24 to #15 - sepheroth (05/02/2013) [-]
Used to live in that area of California, I know cast members that say it's fake. Trust the snopes
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