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#6 - KERBE (05/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #48 to #6 - slimtotheshady (05/02/2013) [-]
Who is this?
#147 to #48 - anon (05/02/2013) [-]
Chelsea Peretti
User avatar #145 to #6 - hydraetis (05/02/2013) [-]
Fun fact: Choosing not to milk a cow (assuming it has no calf to feed) is extremely inhumane, as it would produce a similar effect as injecting air into someone's stomach until it bursts.
User avatar #170 to #145 - azijay (05/02/2013) [-]
In nature, cows only produce milk to feed their young, which is all fine and dandy.
People stick metal rods up cows' vaginas and shoot sperm all up in that to impregnate them, and after they give birth, they produce milk. They take away the calves, who would normally drink the milk, so they can harvest the milk.
You could just not do that.
#187 to #170 - anon (05/02/2013) [-]
Found the vegan.
#139 to #6 - creosote (05/02/2013) [-]
I've actually never thought of it that way.
User avatar #44 to #6 - radgeta (05/02/2013) [-]
I've always wanted to put it in her nose.
User avatar #24 to #6 - thechosentroll (05/01/2013) [-]
It's almost like humor.
#41 to #24 - IronWill (05/02/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#49 - cupcaketime (05/02/2013) [-]
But being a vegan gives you superpowers..
#54 to #49 - arthurmitchell (05/02/2013) [-]
As long as you don't get 3 strikes
As long as you don't get 3 strikes
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#23 - natethehunter **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#68 to #23 - anon (05/02/2013) [-]
some taste terrible, other ones can be nice.

If you get the vegan veggie burgers there usually very healthy which is a bonus, but its usually vegan ones that taste bad.


they usually taste good in a burger with sauce and salad.
User avatar #167 to #23 - azijay (05/02/2013) [-]
Some are pretty ******* delicious, if not better than regular burgers. A few friends and I go out to this fast food chain, Veggie Grill, every now and then and just try out all of the vegetarian/vegan stuff. A lot of it is actually really good.
I don't see why people hate the **** out of vegans so much, we talk to people there and most of them are pretty cool. Given, there are a handful of snoody self-righteous hipsters who try to force their **** on you, but it beats fat, smelly, gross people and annoying kids at generic fast food chains.

**** , I didn't mean to type so much.
User avatar #42 to #23 - thesuperhanz (05/02/2013) [-]
I tried a spicy bean battered one, it was ******* delicious
User avatar #88 to #23 - captainwow (05/02/2013) [-]
I tried a veggie burger once. It made me sick. So I wondered if I had undercooked it. Then I realized that didn't make any sense.
User avatar #40 to #23 - calawesome (05/02/2013) [-]
I have many a time. they can be alright with a little bacon.
#43 to #40 - sheperdofthestars (05/02/2013) [-]
Oh you
Oh you
#186 - sirbustyabals (05/02/2013) [-]
**sirbustyabals rolled a random image posted in comment #56 at Not mine, found on Imgur ** MFW haha vegans
#1 - heafi (05/01/2013) [-]
#135 - lostdagame (05/02/2013) [-]
What'd you say? I couldn't hear you over the sizzling
What'd you say? I couldn't hear you over the sizzling
#164 to #135 - anon (05/02/2013) [-]
ew gross
User avatar #166 to #164 - aasherknight (05/02/2013) [-]
found the vegan
#136 to #135 - anon (05/02/2013) [-]
Not even close to being vegan, but I find bacon absolutely disgusting.
#160 to #154 - anon (05/02/2013) [-]
Oh look, ANOTHER one of those faggots that tosses edgy around like an abused wife. Eat **** and die, saying you don't like bacon also isn't edgy.
#168 to #160 - morbidbreath (05/02/2013) [-]
Here, have this.
#102 - Tyranitar (05/02/2013) [-]
I refuse to become a vegetarian, because I am against the brutal murder and harvesting of innocent plant life. They have no reason to be slaughtered by us disgusting humans when we can instead use cows and pigs to provide food and sustenance.
User avatar #149 to #102 - hammarhead (05/02/2013) [-]
Just think, If we were to compare a cow to lettuce, it would take easily a hundred plants to compensate for all of the meat on that cow! Are a few cows for hundreds of lives too much to ask?
User avatar #171 to #149 - azijay (05/02/2013) [-]
You'd have to feed that cow a ******** of lettuce just to harvest its meat.
You'd be losing more lettuce than you'd be gaining in meat.
You could feed hundreds of people with that lettuce, or you could feed a dozen or so people with one cow.
#181 to #171 - srslyjakecease (05/02/2013) [-]
while this may be true....

Its all about the taste. meat is hands down the ******* best thing ever.

also the majority of what we feed cattle, at least around here, is stuff we dont eat anyways... namely grass. So i think the whole "we lose more food than we gain" argument is a little moot.
User avatar #231 to #181 - azijay (05/02/2013) [-]
Hm, bare steak actually tastes kind of like nothing, haha. It's the seasoning and other flavors and sauces that really add to it.
But yeah, I agree with you. Most of it tastes pretty good.
#248 to #231 - srslyjakecease (05/02/2013) [-]
All a good steak needs is salt, and MAYBE a little pepper...

if you put sauce on a good, well prepared steak, you deserve to go hungry imo. Steak is the food of the gods.

And if you get a good, marbled cut, a medium-rare steak is excellent alone, with, as ive stated before, a little salt to help bring out the flavor. Well, anyways, have a nice day.

(i must admit ive used steak-sauce before. once. it was on a week-old leftovers steak my grandfather microwaved for me while it was still in its freezer bag. worst steak ive ever tasted.)
User avatar #250 to #248 - azijay (05/03/2013) [-]
Haha, I'm guiltily a fan of steak sauce.
You have yourself an awesome day.
#162 to #102 - mrcristal (05/02/2013) [-]
vegan=/=vegetarian
#178 - donbonbon (05/02/2013) [-]
no tears please...it's a waste of good suffering
User avatar #206 to #178 - isomeras (05/02/2013) [-]
Gonna kill me trying to remember where I know that line from.
User avatar #209 to #206 - matthewfuckingmain (05/02/2013) [-]
I remember it from UT2004.
User avatar #210 to #209 - isomeras (05/02/2013) [-]
I'll remember it from 2003 since that's the one I played. Thanks :D
#91 to #45 - anon (05/02/2013) [-]
Of course they do. They''re the ones who lose the most.
User avatar #151 to #91 - hammarhead (05/02/2013) [-]
The losses to humans have thickened since the addition of vegetarians to the fray...
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#60 to #57 - troncatman (05/02/2013) [-]
what pasta has cow blood in it? Not being a smart ass I'm seriously curious.
User avatar #175 to #60 - azijay (05/02/2013) [-]
Mono- and diglycerides, look 'em up.
User avatar #63 to #60 - therealtjthemedic (05/02/2013) [-]
Pasta sauce probs
#221 - jaketasticness (05/02/2013) [-]
**jaketasticness rolled a random image posted in comment #1874630 at Friendly ** Another product of human suffering
#53 - Jetstorm (05/02/2013) [-]
I know several awesome vegans. They're not fanatics like most. They just don't like the idea of eating a living, breathing, meaty, thing.  They say it makes them think "what if I was eating myself" or "Eating my brother/sister."   
   
(Picture related. Do you know how hard it is to make a cake without using animal products? Do you know how awful it tastes?)
I know several awesome vegans. They're not fanatics like most. They just don't like the idea of eating a living, breathing, meaty, thing. They say it makes them think "what if I was eating myself" or "Eating my brother/sister."

(Picture related. Do you know how hard it is to make a cake without using animal products? Do you know how awful it tastes?)
User avatar #173 to #53 - azijay (05/02/2013) [-]
I make vegan cakes all the time, as well as muffins and cupcakes. It's actually a ******** easier. You pretty much just mix it all together, stick it in the oven for about twenty minutes, let it cool, and eat.
#56 to #53 - creepyunclebob (05/02/2013) [-]
I find it hard to believe that even "most" vegans are fanatics. How can you tell if someone is a vegan if they aren't shoving it in your face? And if you can't tell who's a vegan, how can you tell what percentage of them are fanatical?
User avatar #58 to #56 - Jetstorm (05/02/2013) [-]
Took an assumption considering all of the vegan stories and hate that's found on the internet. I do however now see that using "most" was improper. I should have said a vast number.
#66 to #58 - anon (05/02/2013) [-]
most of those stories are ******** and I'm willing to put down real money on the table that a majority of the people who whine about it have never actually experienced it first hand. Same goes for feminists and all the other things the internet hivemind comes here to feel validated for hating.
#67 to #37 - anon (05/02/2013) [-]
The most humorous part of this statement is... nobody mentioned being vegan, just you identifying yourself as a non-vegan completely unprovoked, so clearly, that picture works for you as well.

inb4 herr derr found the vegan

tell that to my deep freezer stuffed with t-bones and filet mignon
#120 to #67 - anon (05/02/2013) [-]
aaaannnnd

anal trauma who can't deal with their own hypocrisy
User avatar #241 to #37 - antifa (05/02/2013) [-]
hey, that's not true!
I'm a vegan and I'm...

Ahhh, damn!
#98 - lupusbrine (05/02/2013) [-]
I'm just going to leave this here...
#118 to #98 - anon (05/02/2013) [-]
I don't like bacon.

At all.

This does nothing for me.
#137 to #118 - anon (05/02/2013) [-]
anal trauma

typical fj
User avatar #105 to #98 - deathbyflogging (05/02/2013) [-]
take this here thumb as you leave sir. God bless your travels magic bacon man.
#64 - avatarsarefornoobs (05/02/2013) [-]
im a vegetarian
anus=prepared
#81 to #64 - setittowumbo (05/02/2013) [-]
I thought I was the only vegetarian on here...
User avatar #163 to #81 - mrcristal (05/02/2013) [-]
nope, im a vegetarian too
#142 to #81 - pikininja (05/02/2013) [-]
I'm a vegetarian too. c:   
   
   
Except when it comes to sushi; it doesn't have a soul.
I'm a vegetarian too. c:


Except when it comes to sushi; it doesn't have a soul.
#182 to #142 - adamks ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
It doesn't work that way..
User avatar #115 to #64 - anonymouzss (05/02/2013) [-]
I'm a dietary vegan or total vegetarian. Which basically means that I follow the vegan diet, but not the lifestyle. I don't give two ***** about animals and who eats them or not. I....honestly don't know why i'm a vegan. Humans are omnivores and that ultimately is the best diet, and despite know this...i'm a vegan.
#117 to #115 - anon (05/02/2013) [-]
humans are capable of digesting meat, but then again so are cows. Both will eat meat when necessary, as ****** calories are better than no calories. The fact is, meat is not necessary in any capacity.
User avatar #138 to #117 - anonymouzss (05/02/2013) [-]
Cows are herbivores, mah ***** . However their diet is being change to include saturated fat.
I provided some sources ( ****** sources) that says they're herbs and what not.
Also, meat is very healthy if it happens not to be overly processed. Humans are adapted to properly eat both meat and plants and have the digestive tract to digest them. Cows do not have either of those things.


http:// wiki.answers. com/Q/Isacowaherbivoreoran_omnivore
http:// www. onegreenplanet. org/lifestyle/a-poignant-riddle-are-cows-herbivores-or-omnivores/
wiki.answers.com/Q/Are_cows_herbivores
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110401081749AAenafY
#185 to #169 - thalfak (05/02/2013) [-]
No one erases my mind
No one erases my mind
#246 to #185 - aasherknight (05/02/2013) [-]
He might be abl- What were we talking about?
He might be abl- What were we talking about?
#161 to #64 - CatfishCrothers (05/02/2013) [-]
Good for you!   
   
   
Just don't be an arrogant prick about it.
Good for you!


Just don't be an arrogant prick about it.
User avatar #97 to #64 - Kellanved (05/02/2013) [-]
It doesn't really matter to people if you're a vegetarian, vegan, or a meat eater, people only really care if you're an asshole about it. Have a thumb for not being an asshole.
User avatar #92 - laspussy (05/02/2013) [-]
So according to his logic, would swallowing cum be considered canibilism?
#133 - ramblinman (05/02/2013) [-]
Bacon is the main reason I'm not vegan.
#180 to #133 - youxbarstard (05/02/2013) [-]
I may not like eggs, but I will however take that gun and the bacon.
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