lolol. trollllololol.. Hitler had brown eyes and didnt even qualify for the Aryan race according to his standards.
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#25 - dirtyheron (05/01/2013) [-]
"me loves loves loves it!!!!!"
#41 - doctorhitmarker (05/01/2013) [-]
I have plenty of Blue Eyes.
#20 - John Cena (05/01/2013) [-]
Yes. Because the gene which controls your eye colour controls your personality.
Thats why I have blue eyes and am a total douche.
#106 - troncatman (05/02/2013) [-]
In every picture Ive seen hitler has grey eyes. I think that was a popular eye color back then.
User avatar #9 - Archolas (05/01/2013) [-]
Hitler had brown eyes and didnt even qualify for the Aryan race according to his standards.
User avatar #11 to #9 - JariWeis (05/01/2013) [-]
The Aryan race wasn't his idea, it was one of the "nazi" ideas.
User avatar #12 to #11 - Shramin (05/01/2013) [-]
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1885-1890.

Nazi idea my arse.
User avatar #14 to #12 - JariWeis (05/01/2013) [-]
Nevermind, I see it.
User avatar #15 to #14 - Shramin (05/01/2013) [-]
My fault forgot to link the description area as well.
User avatar #16 to #15 - JariWeis (05/01/2013) [-]
I like how Africa goes from 1/7th blue-ish to 6/7th NEGER.
User avatar #17 to #16 - Shramin (05/01/2013) [-]
lol I would imagine the chart would look very different today, considering blue is supposed to be the recessive gene colour on eyes.
User avatar #13 to #12 - JariWeis (05/01/2013) [-]
I have no idea what to do with this.
Only see something about races in the right corner.
#68 to #11 - broorb (05/01/2013) [-]
Hitler writes in Mein Kampf that the more he travelled and the more he saw Jewish people, the more he was given cause to think that they were different, and of an entirely different race to the point of disgust and abhorrence. That was the beginning of his inclination towards creating the perfect race
User avatar #27 to #9 - zafara (05/01/2013) [-]
Also, his grandmother was Jewish, so he also should have been in a concentration camp.
#33 to #9 - John Cena (05/01/2013) [-]
nope, blue
User avatar #45 to #9 - thinegame (05/01/2013) [-]
he cared about the human race so much that he want it to be better than what even he couldn't be. :*(
#92 to #9 - mrantony (05/02/2013) [-]
Thats why he killed himself.
User avatar #111 to #9 - milkuhsaurus (05/02/2013) [-]
hitler actually had blue eyes, blue eyes and brown hair, quite common for people from southern germany
User avatar #129 to #9 - darkjustifier (05/02/2013) [-]
Well he killed himself for his cause, just a little too early.
#173 to #9 - John Cena (08/15/2013) [-]
Simply not true, Hitler had blue eyes

"The most impressive feature of his otherwise coarse and rather undistinguished face was his eyes. They were extraordinarily light blue in color, with a faint touch of greenish-gray" [(page 6): Robert G. L. Waite. The Psychopathic God: Adolf Hitler. Da Capo Press, 1993.
#57 to #9 - John Cena (05/01/2013) [-]
Wow. Hitler would exclude himself from the Ultimate Race, just for the sake of humanity. Here we have Obama who won't even let us have our guns, but Germany had a leader willing to give that much of himself for the better of the whole human race. What have we done wrong...
#65 to #9 - broorb (05/01/2013) [-]
No, he had blue eyes, look it up. Goebbels, Hitler's Minister of Propaganda, wrote after their first meeting "I was fascinated by Hitlers blue eyes".
#56 to #9 - chuffberry (05/01/2013) [-]
actually, he did have blue eyes. he was well known for his steely blue eyes
#102 to #9 - John Cena (05/02/2013) [-]
Wrong, Hitler had blue eyes
And he did consider brown eyed Germans Aryan. Blue eyes and blonde hair were the more desirable trait, but not the only qualification to be considered Aryan under his regime.
#29 to #9 - comradewinter ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
He actually had blue eyes. Still doesn't make him aryan.

answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080610141140AA5jqpU
#4 - jpv (05/01/2013) [-]
What are you talking about?
#48 - huffe ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
blue eyes = nice person
nice person = blue eyes
any other colored eyes = douchebag
we really are superior
User avatar #89 to #48 - Relinies (05/02/2013) [-]
Hazel eyed master race.
#131 - DontDeleteMeAgain (05/02/2013) [-]
ive reached the point where i can see the hitler jokes coming... dammit /fj/
ive reached the point where i can see the hitler jokes coming... dammit /fj/
#122 - secretsecret (05/02/2013) [-]
< pic related, he built this with love
< pic related, he built this with love
#127 to #122 - yuukoku (05/02/2013) [-]
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so much love...
User avatar #101 - tastycrisps (05/02/2013) [-]
Actual Fact: All blue-eyed people are descendants from one single ancestor that lived about 6,000-10,000 years ago.

One human was born with that mutation and now 16.6% of the world population has blue eyes.
User avatar #138 to #101 - areialview (05/02/2013) [-]
so that means if I **** someone with blue eyes I am actually ******* a relative?
User avatar #144 to #138 - tastycrisps (05/02/2013) [-]
after that many generations everyone is your relative
User avatar #166 to #101 - redtooth (05/05/2013) [-]
as long as we're talking facts, studies have shown that blue-eyed people are the least trustworthy and brown eyed people are the most trustworthy.
User avatar #167 to #166 - tastycrisps (05/05/2013) [-]
Studies? What studies?

I demand a source
User avatar #168 to #167 - redtooth (05/05/2013) [-]
Well, I read it in the newspapers a couple of years ago, but a quick google search turned up this:

www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/9790944/Brown-eyed-people-more-t rustworthy.html

User avatar #170 to #168 - redtooth (05/05/2013) [-]
I have no idea why the link is broken up like that, by the way. Might've accidentally pressed the space button
User avatar #169 to #168 - tastycrisps (05/05/2013) [-]
You should reword your sentences better because the meaning was warped.
User avatar #171 to #169 - redtooth (05/05/2013) [-]
I'm gonna play the nationality card here, I'm eastern European, you're lucky my sentences are understandable at all
User avatar #120 to #101 - thesovereigngrave (05/02/2013) [-]
I didn't believe you (my assumption being that it probably arose independently in several places), and I looked it. That's actually pretty ******* cool.
User avatar #119 to #101 - notannonymous (05/02/2013) [-]
Man that guy must've had A LOT of snu snu
#132 - darkshadoww (05/02/2013) [-]
I perfer my woman with pink eyes.
User avatar #133 to #132 - uploaderdeleted (05/02/2013) [-]
Women with pinkeye? that means they have fecal matter ie **** in their eyes...
#139 to #133 - hipsophobadon (05/02/2013) [-]
cleveland steamers    
Oh, come on. You all know it's when you take a 			****		 on a girls chest and slide it around.   
Sometimes it gets messy
cleveland steamers
Oh, come on. You all know it's when you take a **** on a girls chest and slide it around.
Sometimes it gets messy
#110 - deathcampforjewtie (05/02/2013) [-]
"Me loves loves loves it!!!!!!" MFW
#87 - DangerToManifold (05/02/2013) [-]
as soon as i started reading it i thought "there is going to be a picture of hitler when i scroll down" i wasn't far wrong.
#75 - mrgoodlove (05/02/2013) [-]
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Stalin had brown eyes
User avatar #81 to #75 - pointblankrange (05/02/2013) [-]
This does not describe me too well...
User avatar #108 to #75 - tastycrisps (05/02/2013) [-]
Oh, this post compliments me, then it must be true!
#83 to #75 - ironstrike (05/02/2013) [-]
**ironstrike rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at Vegans **

MFW I have both brown and hazel colored eyes. -.-
User avatar #96 to #83 - legionx (05/02/2013) [-]
MFW i have both blue and green eyes. -.-
#19 - nagafever (05/01/2013) [-]
i hate all of you
User avatar #34 to #19 - nagafever (05/01/2013) [-]
i don't even know what my color is, but it's blue-ish or something
#114 - redsalsa (05/02/2013) [-]
i thought he had brown eyes so i googled it, apparently he really did have blue eyes
#78 - John Cena (05/02/2013) [-]
I have blue eyes. And I'm an asshole.
User avatar #88 to #78 - superunclesam (05/02/2013) [-]
same here. Girls never ******* shut up about my eyes. Drives me nuts. **** off
#73 - stopbacontime (05/01/2013) [-]
&quot;Fact:&quot;  Uh huh...
"Fact:" Uh huh...
User avatar #76 to #73 - missmieze (05/02/2013) [-]
oh damn i love this guy! gimme more of his gifs! nao!
User avatar #55 - teros (05/01/2013) [-]
Hitler had brown eyes... he wanted an Aryan race, which is blonde hair blue eyes. He thought they were superior; but he himself had brown hair and brown eyes. Nice try guy (:
#59 to #55 - broorb (05/01/2013) [-]
No, he had blue eyes, look it up. Goebbels, Hitler's Minister of Propaganda, wrote after their first meeting "I was fascinated by Hitlers blue eyes".
User avatar #71 to #59 - tiddycats (05/01/2013) [-]
Always thought he had brown eyes, I thought you were making a joke at first since, you know, the minister of propaganda said he had blue eyes.
#150 to #71 - broorb (05/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, me too - my first reaction was 'uh, nope, brown' but I looked it up and boom
User avatar #70 to #59 - teros (05/01/2013) [-]
huh. I suppose he did have blue eyes actually. I stand corrected. Good on you sir.
#149 to #70 - broorb (05/02/2013) [-]
It's a common misconception, haha. thanks for not flaming
User avatar #161 to #149 - teros (05/03/2013) [-]
Thank _you__ for not flaming about that wrong info i had and being a kind sir.
User avatar #162 to #161 - teros (05/03/2013) [-]
annnnnd italics button doesn't work.
User avatar #109 - GnRNoD ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
hitler had brown eyes.. god i had to say it, even tho i know it's pointles and it's probably been mentioned.
#154 to #109 - broorb (05/02/2013) [-]
No, he had blue eyes, look it up. Goebbels, Hitler's Minister of Propaganda, wrote after their first meeting "I was fascinated by Hitlers blue eyes".
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