Kids say the darnest things. y es pls if anyone wants to make a comp, theyre welcome www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/the-creepiest-things-a-child-has-ever-said-t top lel Butt plugging
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User avatar #7 to #1 - santathumbs (05/01/2013) [-]
But...why?
#8 to #1 - anon (05/01/2013) [-]
Nicholas Cage Would be better...
User avatar #41 to #1 - weniscake (05/02/2013) [-]
My body is ready.
#46 to #1 - aerosol (05/02/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #4 to #2 - beardedtoads (05/01/2013) [-]
Maybe...Someday... Someone might roll this
#64 to #4 - creepyunclebob (05/02/2013) [-]
Sometimes that thought is all that keeps me going.
User avatar #92 to #64 - PadreRasta (05/02/2013) [-]
Is that the new pokemon from Black and White 3?
User avatar #6 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/01/2013) [-]
none of them jokes are knock-knock jokes.
User avatar #13 to #6 - schwerdaddy (05/01/2013) [-]
That's just how nonsensical they are.
#18 - Greevon (05/01/2013) [-]
Neither of those were knock knock jokes!
#21 - mrgoodlove (05/01/2013) [-]
This image has expired
And thus, a porn star is born!
User avatar #26 to #21 - thefortysecond ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
it better when you say "its pinned to my scrotum" with that one
#43 to #26 - darkguitarist (05/02/2013) [-]
here you go
here you go
#30 - urghseventysix (05/02/2013) [-]
I have a better one, but one of you has to start it.
I have a better one, but one of you has to start it.
User avatar #31 to #30 - tubaplayah (05/02/2013) [-]
Knock knock
#32 to #31 - urghseventysix (05/02/2013) [-]
Who's there?
#51 to #32 - icametocomment (05/02/2013) [-]
That goddamn picture made me choke on my soda and now some of it is in the very back of my nasal passages.   
   
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT 			*******		 HURTS, YOU HILARIOUS BASTARD?
That goddamn picture made me choke on my soda and now some of it is in the very back of my nasal passages.

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT ******* HURTS, YOU HILARIOUS BASTARD?
#35 to #32 - veryspecialagent (05/02/2013) [-]
madam
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User avatar #44 to #30 - sanshi (05/02/2013) [-]
Knock knock...
User avatar #47 to #30 - deathcampforjewtie (05/02/2013) [-]
Your post made me want to watch Gravity Falls.
User avatar #57 to #30 - andrewolfzoom (05/02/2013) [-]
knock knock
who's there
sex
sex who
sex with me
BOOM!!!
always wanted to say that.
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#37 to #34 - urghseventysix (05/02/2013) [-]
Who's there?
#40 to #37 - anon (05/02/2013) [-]
no one.
User avatar #25 - daringdestiny (05/02/2013) [-]
but... those aren't knock knock jokes...
#65 - xxgmanxx (05/02/2013) [-]
Okay I'm fairly sure nobody has heard this one.   
Hey guys did you hear about the ass that crashed those cars?..... He rectum...
Okay I'm fairly sure nobody has heard this one.
Hey guys did you hear about the ass that crashed those cars?..... He rectum...
#5 - Khanator (05/01/2013) [-]
Well seeing that was kinda weird.
That same kid came up with more of those jokes.
Source? I got the submitter to get more. Check my username.
User avatar #16 to #5 - teros (05/01/2013) [-]
that text font... so not the same as up above... so one of you guys is a liar, and a bad one. But i don't go to that site so i don't know what's right.
#94 to #16 - Khanator (05/02/2013) [-]
Im assuming through my screenshotting/possibly different browser the font may have come out looking different but I assure you I am not lying.
User avatar #56 - lifeisnocabaret (05/02/2013) [-]
That's how my little cousin is. "Yo momma's so fat, she jumped off a roof and died."

His mother is dead. Yo momma jokes always end up with a dead mother for him.
User avatar #59 to #56 - robinwilliamson (05/02/2013) [-]
Laughed so hard on the first line

Then read the second line all the way down here and felt like ****

What the hell
User avatar #62 to #59 - lifeisnocabaret (05/02/2013) [-]
It really makes me sad hearing him tell jokes. Sorry for the feels man.
#42 - ridiculiculous (05/02/2013) [-]
Why did Stitch cross the road?
Why did Stitch cross the road?

User avatar #79 to #42 - Kraid (05/02/2013) [-]
because blue punch buggy
User avatar #9 - retardedboss ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
That girl sounds like she would like /b/. Noodles everywhere.
#15 to #9 - anon (05/01/2013) [-]
and buttplugs
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User avatar #49 - majorgeneral (05/02/2013) [-]
knock knock
User avatar #50 to #49 - theavatar ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
whose there?
#52 to #50 - majorgeneral (05/02/2013) [-]
THE DOOR!!
#14 - chuckbillrow (05/01/2013) [-]
pic semi related... okay not at all but i just got it and wanted to use it
User avatar #10 - DiabloStrawhat (05/01/2013) [-]
I know she's just a little babbychild, but I would get really ******* annoyed around this kid.
#20 - acunit (05/01/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#53 - hockeynerd (05/02/2013) [-]
Knock knock
User avatar #66 to #53 - pudingcade (05/02/2013) [-]
who`s there
#54 to #53 - hockeynerd (05/02/2013) [-]
shut up faggot
#55 to #54 - hockeynerd (05/02/2013) [-]
quit ruining my ******* jokes
#60 to #55 - heroicvenom (05/02/2013) [-]
why did hockeynerd cross the road?

because he was a samefag
User avatar #61 to #53 - robinwilliamson (05/02/2013) [-]
Come in!
User avatar #81 - vanoreo (05/02/2013) [-]
I like this post.
User avatar #87 to #81 - thejoemotes (05/02/2013) [-]


do you like volcanoes
User avatar #88 to #81 - thejoemotes (05/02/2013) [-]
I'll leave you alone now. i've had my fun.
#78 - filipnocd (05/02/2013) [-]
**filipnocd rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Poem **
Why did Sally fall of the swing?

Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock.

Whose there?


Not sally.
#80 to #78 - filipnocd (05/02/2013) [-]
off*
off*
#82 to #80 - brainiacs (05/02/2013) [-]
Was that a... grammar mistake?
Was that a... grammar mistake?
User avatar #77 - applejacked (05/02/2013) [-]
Her face looks so soft. Why can't I be so silky smooth?
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