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Kids say the darnest things

y es pls
if anyone wants to make a comp, theyre welcome
www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/the-creepiest-things-a-child-has-ever-said-to-a-parent

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#1 - murphanaitor (05/01/2013) [+] (9 replies)
User avatar #6 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
none of them jokes are knock-knock jokes.
User avatar #23 - Lintutu (05/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
so we're all gonna ignore her half color hair?
#18 - Greevon (05/01/2013) [-]
Neither of those were knock knock jokes!
#30 - urghseventysix (05/02/2013) [+] (16 replies)
I have a better one, but one of you has to start it.
I have a better one, but one of you has to start it.
#21 - mrgoodlove (05/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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And thus, a porn star is born!
User avatar #11 - buttholee (05/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**buttholee rolled a random comment #4268252 posted by rawpedobearraw at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** :
5.*i mostly do....


My favourite joke
#12 to #11 - ponybroski (05/01/2013) [-]
so funny
#5 - Khanator (05/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Well seeing that was kinda weird.
That same kid came up with more of those jokes.
Source? I got the submitter to get more. Check my username.
User avatar #49 - majorgeneral (05/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
knock knock
#52 to #50 - majorgeneral (05/02/2013) [-]
THE DOOR!!
User avatar #25 - daringdestiny (05/02/2013) [-]
but... those aren't knock knock jokes...
#65 - xxgmanxx (05/02/2013) [-]
Okay I'm fairly sure nobody has heard this one.   
Hey guys did you hear about the ass that crashed those cars?..... He rectum...
Okay I'm fairly sure nobody has heard this one.
Hey guys did you hear about the ass that crashed those cars?..... He rectum...
User avatar #9 - retardedboss (05/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
That girl sounds like she would like /b/. Noodles everywhere.
User avatar #56 - lifeisnocabaret (05/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
That's how my little cousin is. "Yo momma's so fat, she jumped off a roof and died."

His mother is dead. Yo momma jokes always end up with a dead mother for him.
#53 - hockeynerd (05/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Knock knock
User avatar #61 to #53 - robinwilliamson (05/02/2013) [-]
Come in!
#42 - ridiculiculous (05/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why did Stitch cross the road?
Why did Stitch cross the road?

#14 - chuckbillrow (05/01/2013) [-]
pic semi related... okay not at all but i just got it and wanted to use it
#78 - filipnocd (05/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**filipnocd rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Poem **
Why did Sally fall of the swing?

Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock.

Whose there?


Not sally.
#80 to #78 - filipnocd (05/02/2013) [-]
off*
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#20 - acunit (05/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #10 - DiabloStrawhat (05/01/2013) [-]
I know she's just a little babbychild, but I would get really ******* annoyed around this kid.
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