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#91 - ramblinman (05/02/2013) [-]
Knock knock
#90 - ghouleyed (05/02/2013) [-]
**ghouleyed rolled a random image posted in comment #68 at Thanks Obama ** That kid is comedic genius
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#89 - yuukoku (05/02/2013) [-]
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#86 - bdowns (05/02/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #253 at Priceless ** I use to do the same thing when I was little. "Knock Knock. Whose there? Apple. Apple Who. Aren't you glad I didn't say orange"

I was a lil retarded, now I'm a lot retarded
#85 - anonymous (05/02/2013) [-]
Do homeless people get knock knock jokes?
User avatar #84 - theturkeyburger (05/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #81 - vanoreo (05/02/2013) [-]
I like this post.
User avatar #88 to #81 - thejoemotes (05/02/2013) [-]
I'll leave you alone now. i've had my fun.
User avatar #87 to #81 - thejoemotes (05/02/2013) [-]


do you like volcanoes
#78 - filipnocd (05/02/2013) [-]
**filipnocd rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Poem **
Why did Sally fall of the swing?

Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock.

Whose there?


Not sally.
#80 to #78 - filipnocd (05/02/2013) [-]
off*
off*
#82 to #80 - brainiacs (05/02/2013) [-]
Was that a... grammar mistake?
Was that a... grammar mistake?
User avatar #77 - applejacked (05/02/2013) [-]
Her face looks so soft. Why can't I be so silky smooth?
User avatar #72 - cthumoo ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
What do you call a chicken that duz not got feathers?

a ***** face
User avatar #74 to #72 - cthumoo ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
how does a man put an elephant in the freezer?

fit him in, not caring about size, and smash the door in
User avatar #75 to #74 - cthumoo ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
how many kicks does it take to break a bed?

1000
User avatar #93 to #75 - cthumoo ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
I guess no one likes Adam and Joe then
#65 - xxgmanxx (05/02/2013) [-]
Okay I'm fairly sure nobody has heard this one.   
Hey guys did you hear about the ass that crashed those cars?..... He rectum...
Okay I'm fairly sure nobody has heard this one.
Hey guys did you hear about the ass that crashed those cars?..... He rectum...
User avatar #63 - rubixium (05/02/2013) [-]
I have a knock-knock joke but somebody else has to start it
User avatar #68 to #63 - thejoemotes (05/02/2013) [-]
Knock- Knock
User avatar #70 to #68 - ThatGuyWhoTalks (05/02/2013) [-]
That ******* stood you up
User avatar #69 to #68 - rubixium (05/02/2013) [-]
Who's there
User avatar #71 to #69 - thejoemotes (05/02/2013) [-]
Cash
User avatar #56 - lifeisnocabaret (05/02/2013) [-]
That's how my little cousin is. "Yo momma's so fat, she jumped off a roof and died."

His mother is dead. Yo momma jokes always end up with a dead mother for him.
User avatar #59 to #56 - robinwilliamson (05/02/2013) [-]
Laughed so hard on the first line

Then read the second line all the way down here and felt like ****

What the hell
User avatar #62 to #59 - lifeisnocabaret (05/02/2013) [-]
It really makes me sad hearing him tell jokes. Sorry for the feels man.
#53 - hockeynerd (05/02/2013) [-]
Knock knock
User avatar #66 to #53 - pudingcade (05/02/2013) [-]
who`s there
User avatar #61 to #53 - robinwilliamson (05/02/2013) [-]
Come in!
#54 to #53 - hockeynerd (05/02/2013) [-]
shut up ******
#55 to #54 - hockeynerd (05/02/2013) [-]
quit ruining my ******* jokes
#60 to #55 - heroicvenom (05/02/2013) [-]
why did hockeynerd cross the road?

because he was a samefag
User avatar #49 - majorgeneral (05/02/2013) [-]
knock knock
User avatar #50 to #49 - theavatar (05/02/2013) [-]
whose there?
#52 to #50 - majorgeneral (05/02/2013) [-]
THE DOOR!!
#48 - professorcuntickle (05/02/2013) [-]
Has this person considered the possibility that his/her daughter is a potato?
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#42 - ridiculiculous (05/02/2013) [-]
Why did Stitch cross the road?
Why did Stitch cross the road?

User avatar #79 to #42 - Kraid (05/02/2013) [-]
because blue punch buggy
#30 - urghseventysix (05/02/2013) [-]
I have a better one, but one of you has to start it.
I have a better one, but one of you has to start it.
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User avatar #57 to #30 - andrewolfzoom (05/02/2013) [-]
knock knock
who's there
sex
sex who
sex with me
BOOM!!!
always wanted to say that.
User avatar #47 to #30 - deathcampforjewtie (05/02/2013) [-]
Your post made me want to watch Gravity Falls.
User avatar #44 to #30 - sanshi (05/02/2013) [-]
Knock knock...
#37 to #34 - urghseventysix (05/02/2013) [-]
Who's there?
#40 to #37 - anonymous (05/02/2013) [-]
no one.
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User avatar #31 to #30 - tubaplayah (05/02/2013) [-]
Knock knock
#32 to #31 - urghseventysix (05/02/2013) [-]
Who's there?
#51 to #32 - icametocomment (05/02/2013) [-]
That goddamn picture made me choke on my soda and now some of it is in the very back of my nasal passages.   
   
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT 						*******					 HURTS, YOU HILARIOUS BASTARD?
That goddamn picture made me choke on my soda and now some of it is in the very back of my nasal passages.

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT ******* HURTS, YOU HILARIOUS BASTARD?
#35 to #32 - veryspecialagent (05/02/2013) [-]
madam
User avatar #25 - daringdestiny (05/02/2013) [-]
but... those aren't knock knock jokes...
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