Not so bright souls. I look ready for battle!.. Dark souls! Bababooe howard sterns Penis
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#2 - jackthexiv ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
********		 Dark souls!
******** Dark souls!
User avatar #7 to #2 - iloveburzum (05/01/2013) [-]
New dark souls update -
Players complaining of the game being too easy so...
Replaced all normal enemies with wheel skeletons.
Doubled number of wheel skeletons in wheel skeleton areas.
Added five wheel skeletons to every boss battle.
All bosses are replaced with thirty wheel skeletons.

Removed shields.
#41 to #7 - uphill (05/01/2013) [-]
Fixed glitch where wheel skeletons couldn't use TWOP or lightning zweihanders.
User avatar #37 to #7 - phantomeins (05/01/2013) [-]
The 30 wheel skeletons aren't bosses, you fight them before the actual boss.

The bosses are all beds of chaos, with each encounter adding another bed after the last.
The kiln leads you to a room with around 30 beds of chaos.
#6 - millymaded (05/01/2013) [-]
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#43 - lillpip (05/02/2013) [-]
DON'T WORRY FATSPARTAN   
I GOT THIS   
killerblue royalwerewolf therealmaster zekeon
DON'T WORRY FATSPARTAN
I GOT THIS
killerblue royalwerewolf therealmaster zekeon
User avatar #178 to #43 - killerblue (05/02/2013) [-]
Yay it's lillpip
User avatar #184 to #43 - royalwerewolf (05/02/2013) [-]
YAY
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User avatar #174 to #43 - sladee (05/02/2013) [-]
i accidentaly hit solaire in undead burge right before the draon and had to murder his **** :c
User avatar #182 to #174 - lillpip (05/02/2013) [-]
You're a monster.
#187 to #182 - sladee (05/02/2013) [-]
ignore the spanish words
#68 to #43 - lillpip (05/02/2013) [-]
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#58 to #43 - lillpip (05/02/2013) [-]
Dumping reaction pics too.
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#176 to #61 - icolossus (05/02/2013) [-]
Holy **** it took forever to scroll though that **** . Somebody is a dedicated man.
User avatar #180 to #176 - lillpip (05/02/2013) [-]
:)
#140 to #61 - baka ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
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#144 to #140 - baka ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
Here, take this.
#163 to #144 - lillpip (05/02/2013) [-]
I actually already had that, but thank you nonetheless :)

There should be more Havel gifs....
#166 to #163 - baka ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
Last one I have.
Last one I have.
User avatar #169 to #166 - lillpip (05/02/2013) [-]
That one, I didn't have.
I doubly thank you ^_^
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#162 to #43 - lillpip (05/02/2013) [-]
Finished.   
That was fun.
Finished.
That was fun.
User avatar #185 to #160 - jaxsrain (05/02/2013) [-]
da **** is lizardman doing.
User avatar #186 to #185 - lillpip (05/02/2013) [-]
He's Dragonbro.
#188 to #186 - jaxsrain (05/03/2013) [-]
nope, its a generic lizardman or Aeon from soulcalibur, and dragonbro's is for PvP. i can tell by the armor. pic is Aeon
User avatar #189 to #188 - lillpip (05/03/2013) [-]
I don't think so.
I know Dragonbro is for PvP, but that's what it is. It's the dragon armor.
User avatar #190 to #189 - jaxsrain (05/03/2013) [-]
the dragons cant wear armor, and look at the shin armor, they are the same except for the color.
User avatar #191 to #190 - lillpip (05/05/2013) [-]
I know that , I meant the head and body stones.
And they don't share the same skin flaps on their necks. The one in my picture doesn't have them.
#105 to #43 - lillpip (05/02/2013) [-]
**lillpip rolled user blarghagh **
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User avatar #136 to #65 - ichbintarded (05/02/2013) [-]
You... your name... Shall we venture forth in the wasteland? I could use aa good lock picker.
User avatar #164 to #136 - lillpip (05/02/2013) [-]
Sure, why not?
User avatar #165 to #164 - ichbintarded (05/02/2013) [-]
Time to love and tolerate all up in this bitch.
User avatar #167 to #165 - lillpip (05/02/2013) [-]
****** gon' get capped.
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#11 - theyellowbandito (05/01/2013) [-]
******* love this game :3

Wallpaper if anyone wants it
User avatar #17 to #11 - thenameschuck (05/01/2013) [-]
....no....Solaire....
User avatar #30 to #17 - theyellowbandito (05/01/2013) [-]
Ah!? Yeah, why isn't he included??
User avatar #18 to #17 - viscerys (05/01/2013) [-]
I didn't want to believe it... But it's true... Also, the player is the reason Siegmeyer goes hollow.
User avatar #19 to #18 - thenameschuck (05/01/2013) [-]
Man,I didnt know Siegmeyer goes hollow!?!?!? Is it if you mess up the steps before he gets to goto Ash lake? (by the way who is the fatguy with the long toung
User avatar #35 to #19 - phantomeins (05/01/2013) [-]
He's a demon's souls boss, I think he's called adjucator. There's a bunch of demon's souls stuff in there.
I see the maiden in black, vanguard, tower knight, looks like sky ruler in the background, the witch yuria (Though that may be beatrice), flamelurker.
There's several things there I don't recognize, but I didn't actually play demon's souls. Just remembering what I saw in youtube.
User avatar #36 to #35 - thenameschuck (05/01/2013) [-]
NEver saw anything of demon souls I was just walking through a store and picked up dark souls thinking it was gona be **** ended up loving it
User avatar #20 to #19 - viscerys (05/01/2013) [-]
I don't know who he is. It confuses me. But, yeah if you follow Siegmeyer's questline perfectly, he goes hollow, and it's all your (our) fault. Knights from Catarina pride themselves on their honour and bravery. When we come along and solve all of his problems, he loses his honour. Each time you meet him, he gets more and more eccentric. Eventually, he offers to sacrifice himself to save you (us). If you let him, he dies with honour in his heart, and doesn't hollow. If you hop down and save him, he goes hollow. It's depressing.
User avatar #21 to #20 - thenameschuck (05/01/2013) [-]
But what if you save his daughter and stuff to where they are both in Ash lake....
User avatar #33 to #21 - phantomeins (05/01/2013) [-]
He still goes hollow, her reason for going to lordran was to tell him his wife's last words before she died. I think these are all the steps
Rescue him in sens
Kill silver knights in anor londo
Talk to him in firelink, tell him you rang the bells. He says he's going down since there's nothing left to to above.
Rescue sieglinde in dukes archives, go talk to her in firelink shrine and say you've seen her father.
Give siegmeyer purple moss in blighttown
Chaos eater pit - there's 4 in the main pit with 1 more off to the side, use a ranged attack to kill 3 of them, leave 1 alive for him to kill. Let him kill the last one and go kill the hidden one. Talk to him in the pit. He's safe from the poison.
Talk to sieglinde in firelink shrine again, she tells you her father went on his last adventure.
Go to ash lake, you find sieglinde standing over siegmeyer's body, she gives you a titanite slab, she tells you siegmeyer went hollow and she was forced to kill him again.
User avatar #34 to #33 - thenameschuck (05/01/2013) [-]
.....o god.....TO MANY FEEEEEEELLLLSSSSSS
User avatar #22 to #21 - viscerys (05/01/2013) [-]
Not sure. I haven't reached it yet (Still only in Anor Londo after about 60 hours of play), but I learned about it in one of VaatiVidya's Prepare to Cry videos.
User avatar #26 to #22 - thenameschuck (05/01/2013) [-]
Damn, I know he jumps into a pit to battle with you even if it cost him his life but after that if he is below 50% hp he kills him self before he goes hollow....
User avatar #28 to #26 - viscerys (05/01/2013) [-]
POSSIBLE SPOILER IF YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED IT AND THOUGHT ABOUT IT. It's all depressing. And apparently, the chosen undead was being manipulated all along.
User avatar #29 to #28 - thenameschuck (05/01/2013) [-]
Yea, I know both endings are bad endings as the dark lord all fire goes out causing mayhem and despair while the good ending, your charater becomes the next lord gwyn(since the time in lordran is all messed up)
User avatar #31 to #29 - viscerys (05/01/2013) [-]
Let's hope Dark Souls II has a better ending.
User avatar #32 to #31 - thenameschuck (05/01/2013) [-]
Yea, a true "good" ending
User avatar #38 to #11 - navadae (05/01/2013) [-]
now i want someone to make like.. a castlevania-ish type game of Dark Souls
User avatar #3 to #1 - guitarguise (05/01/2013) [-]
In dark souls, you free a captive princess (from the past) from a golden crystal golem. She thanks you and sells you sorceries afterwards. You can also find her dress on a dead body - presumably her dead body.

I know, kind of confusing, but Dark Souls is pretty deep, content-wise.
#5 to #3 - anon (05/01/2013) [-]
the real prize is the crown of dusk. if sorcery is your thing.
User avatar #12 to #3 - beasert (05/01/2013) [-]
I found the body, but there was nothing on it :(
User avatar #183 to #181 - lillpip (05/02/2013) [-]
Yeah?
**** you.
User avatar #175 - yunohaveusername (05/02/2013) [-]
i gotta stop reading manga. reading
User avatar #171 - andriod (05/02/2013) [-]
I like to use that set when I invade people as a dickwraith.


Seems more memorable then other gear.
#168 - Pharonix (05/02/2013) [-]
Goddammit, I tried okay?
#170 to #168 - anon (05/02/2013) [-]
I see you couldn't get the shield right,



Faggot.
User avatar #177 to #168 - jaxsrain (05/02/2013) [-]
now i what im doing tommarow. you are wonderful.
#23 - fatspartan (05/01/2013) [-]
I always love how the game can be difficult even to those who have mastered it   
   
(Also, impending Dark Souls dump)
I always love how the game can be difficult even to those who have mastered it

(Also, impending Dark Souls dump)
#24 to #23 - fatspartan (05/01/2013) [-]
Wallpaper
User avatar #25 to #24 - fatspartan (05/01/2013) [-]
I hate it when you think you got a lot of relevant material, then discover you only have a gif and a wallpaper...
#27 to #25 - fatspartan (05/01/2013) [-]
Turns out I did have more...
#42 to #27 - whitebuddha (05/02/2013) [-]
I'll give you the one i have
I'll give you the one i have
#173 to #27 - retentions (05/02/2013) [-]
you must not praise the sun enough
User avatar #13 - mrwatcher (05/01/2013) [-]
what is dark souls like i see it all the time in the game shop but never know if i should rent it can i have some advice on wether i should play it
User avatar #15 to #13 - zorororonoa (05/01/2013) [-]
If you are the type that gets frustrated and gives up easily when you can't get past a part, then I wouldn't recommend it, because you will die, a lot. But if you are the type that never gives up, and will keep on trudging through the difficulty, then get the game. It is really fun.
User avatar #40 to #15 - heartlessrobot (05/01/2013) [-]
I only give up if I die at a ridiculously easy part.
User avatar #16 to #15 - mrwatcher (05/01/2013) [-]
great thanks ill rent it tomorow
User avatar #172 to #16 - AngryRedMidget (05/02/2013) [-]
It's not very hard, as long as you go the right direction, the game gives you very few pointers on what to do though.
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