I don't get that kind of comments.... ...since i bought bananas and condoms together, suck it up shannon... As someone who works as a cashier, this post pisses me off. Customers say so many more stupid things. Standing at your register? "You looked bored". S
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User avatar #10 - cyruscahoots (05/01/2013) [-]
As someone who works as a cashier, this post pisses me off. Customers say so many more stupid things.

Standing at your register? "You looked bored".
Something doesn't ring up? "Must be free".
Not wearing a perpetual smile? "You look thrilled to be here".
Price is $18.36? "That was a good year".
It's like they all checked out the same book 'What to say when something happens at the grocery store'.
User avatar #70 to #10 - quinos (05/02/2013) [-]
Reminds me of the other day when I rang someone up for 18.46. "Oh the year I was born!"...I literally had to hold my tongue from telling him to leave my store.
User avatar #71 to #10 - jimmyprice (05/02/2013) [-]
my dad has used the must be free one when the store had a whole stock of an item that did was not in the system at all
User avatar #57 to #10 - Lintutu (05/01/2013) [-]
that price one was pretty funny
User avatar #38 to #10 - nikolaevna (05/01/2013) [-]
Also, when you check to see if a big bill is real, and they're all "Oh, I just printed that up this morning." Or "It better be good, I just got it from the bank." Every time.
User avatar #65 to #38 - crimsondarkness **User deleted account** (05/02/2013) [-]
just commented on the same thing and i didnt even see yours. my bad.

i hate when they do that too
#63 to #10 - anon (05/02/2013) [-]
Most common one I hear working the register? When I use the counterfeit-checking marker and get a response of the following:
-"Should be good, just made it this morning. hueheuhue"
-"Did it work? I used the good paper this time! huehue"
-"Oh, I'm getting better at making those.... hue"

OH GOODNESS. YOU ARE SO FUNNY. GO TELL YOUR FRIENDS HOW FUNNY YOU ARE AND EAT YOUR CHEEZ-ITS.
User avatar #22 to #10 - leemcgiffen (05/01/2013) [-]
I know your feel. I work in Primark and the amount of retarded chavs I serve is unbelievable.
#36 to #10 - rickmac (05/01/2013) [-]
1836 was a good year indeed
User avatar #17 to #10 - CrazyWhiteGurl (05/01/2013) [-]
As a cashier as well, I can confirm this.
#25 to #10 - thee (05/01/2013) [-]
Yup, sums it up pretty nicely.
Yup, sums it up pretty nicely.
User avatar #13 to #10 - spanknoodlesxp (05/01/2013) [-]
Or when they say nothing at all, since they are on their phone. :P
User avatar #30 to #13 - rainbowrush ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
The best people are those who doesn't bore random people with stuff. No one takes pleasure in the random chitchat at stores, etc...
User avatar #26 to #13 - bobthedilder (05/01/2013) [-]
These people can **** themselves with a pine cone taped to cactus.
#15 to #10 - satansatan (05/01/2013) [-]
And those people yelling at you, because they didn't know the name of the ******* movie or CD they're looking for (I work in a movie/cd/games shop) "oh LOOK it's right here!" - well you didn't know the fukken name, so how the **** should I help you, ******* .
User avatar #34 to #10 - messerauditore (05/01/2013) [-]
So what's the correct etiquette then?

I usually just reply to the "How are you today" or whatever, then look around awkwardly while they ring me up because i have nothing to say. THEN I simply say "thanks you too" when they tell me to have a nice day/night.

IS THAT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU CASHIER MAN?
#27 to #10 - DrDanny (05/01/2013) [-]
The other day some asshole tried to tell me he handed me a 50 when he handed me a 20.
He ended up asking for the manager and got offended when he found out I just got on for the day, and there was no 50 in my register yet.
#24 - foelkera ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
Do you have any idea how dull life is for cashiers?


PISSING YOU OFF IS ALL WE HAVE
User avatar #58 to #24 - tzukaza ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
your line of work is really important, without cashiers who would take the money from the silly consumers :P?
#47 to #24 - epicburana ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
Good old rustling of jimmies never goes to waste...
#61 to #24 - anon (05/01/2013) [-]
The best part is that soon the automated ones with take the rest of your jobs!
#44 to #24 - anon (05/01/2013) [-]
THEN GET A REAL JOB, HIPPY!
User avatar #1 - huntronicles (05/01/2013) [-]
Shannon she's obviously buying a salad get your **** together
#2 to #1 - stickandmove (05/01/2013) [-]
You ought to credit the stand-up comedian that used this line.
#3 to #2 - stickandmove (05/01/2013) [-]
I meant to post a comment, not reply to yours. Please forgive me. :(
User avatar #4 to #2 - bendingtimeisgood ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
Who was it?
#5 to #4 - stickandmove (05/01/2013) [-]
Greg Warren, I think. I could be mistaken.
#29 - arnoldbusk (05/01/2013) [-]
>work as cashier
>taking late shift, nobody there, sitting around hoping boss wont notice
>customer comes to counter
>bag of cookies *beep*
>another bag of cookies *beep*
>cookies everywhere
>laugh to myself
>"Someone really likes cookies, huh?" ( ͡° ʖ ͡°)
>look up
>mfw landwhale

User avatar #20 - rifee (05/01/2013) [-]
>be at crogercy store
>60'ish year old costumer has his bags filled to the brim
> Ask cashier in a loud voice:
>"GIVE ME SOME TAPE, IT'S FALLING OUT"
>proceeds to fasten the top grociers to the edge of the bag with tape
>"THAT'S NOT ENOUGH TAPE. IT'S TOO LITTLE.MORE"
>Gives him more
>Cashier asks after he struggle for a good minute.
>"You want some more tape?"
>"NO! ENOUGH NOW. ENOUGH FOR ***** SAKE"
> Storms of angrily.

>what the hell....


poor cashier.
#40 to #20 - zumzizeroo (05/01/2013) [-]
>crogercy store
>costumer
>grocier
User avatar #42 to #40 - rifee (05/01/2013) [-]
I feel ashamed.


And slightly aroused
#12 - IrBoReD (05/01/2013) [-]
I'm a cashier and whenever someones total is $6.66 I always tell them good luck on the drive home
#39 - bloodmachine (05/01/2013) [-]
When I get condoms "well somebody has a small dick"
When I get condoms "well somebody has a small dick"
User avatar #45 to #39 - bobodevetjedan (05/01/2013) [-]
At least you are getting laid
User avatar #49 to #45 - bloodmachine (05/01/2013) [-]
I didn't say I used them for that reason, I think they make excellent water balloons.
User avatar #23 - kaiizel (05/01/2013) [-]
I got told today by a guy at a bake sale that "I look like I like my cookies".

I'm now on a strict diet of leaves and grass.
#64 - konamicode (05/02/2013) [-]
>Working as wal mart cashier   
>White family comes up with rowdy children   
>Finish checking them out   
>6 year old boy looks in shock and awe at customers in other checkout lane   
>Points and shouts "Mom! Look a ninja!"   
>Actually a Muslim woman in full burka
>Working as wal mart cashier
>White family comes up with rowdy children
>Finish checking them out
>6 year old boy looks in shock and awe at customers in other checkout lane
>Points and shouts "Mom! Look a ninja!"
>Actually a Muslim woman in full burka
User avatar #21 - tikledpikle (05/01/2013) [-]
i always like it when i ask a customer how they're doin, and they respond " you don't want to hear me whine. me," you're right, i don't."
#41 - mutzaki (05/01/2013) [-]
I was standing in line to pay for something, and took out the money while waiting and held it in my hand. When I went to pay, the cashier said "how cozy with warm change". I'm not even sure if she was sarcastic, because it didn't sound that way on the tone of her voice. What a weird comment to make.
User avatar #11 - rickymertens (05/01/2013) [-]
This is a joke by the comedian Pete Holmes, in case anyone was wondering
#18 - mattcris (05/01/2013) [-]
Yea, then customers whine and bitch when the cashiers hardly say anything. That's why cashiers are SUPPOSED to make chitchat.
User avatar #8 - methodicalmadness (05/01/2013) [-]
Every time I see this I'm slightly startled being as my name is Shannon.
#32 - ecomale (05/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #55 - Lintutu (05/01/2013) [-]
I like it when the cashiers talk to me. I hate it when i don't even get a "hello"
User avatar #33 - braxtotxarb (05/01/2013) [-]
Stop ripping off material from stand up comedians! You even used the same cashier name!
#37 - theinvisibletheift (05/01/2013) [-]
Oh hey. A Greg Warren joke...   
   
Alright. This is out of place. Does anyone have the gif of the dachsund whose owner grabs his face and blows into his mouth to inflate his face? I can't find it for the life of me.
Oh hey. A Greg Warren joke...

Alright. This is out of place. Does anyone have the gif of the dachsund whose owner grabs his face and blows into his mouth to inflate his face? I can't find it for the life of me.
#72 - ironstrike (05/02/2013) [-]
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There's one of those ladies at my local Wal-Mart. Only she's a greeter, not a cashier.

I usually go in after work (at around 6:00 in the morning since I work right next door).

Anyways I bought mostly food, she looks at what I bought. Checks the receipt, and says "someone's got an early morning case of the munchies."

The next day I go back, because I forgot cereal. She checks the receipt and says "It's the best time for cereal".

I wanted to just look her in the face and say ORLY.

User avatar #62 - bighairyfart (05/02/2013) [-]
Protip: If you ever make an embarrassing purchase, buy a birthday card/wrapping paper with it to pass it off as a gag gift.
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