I don't get that kind of comments.... ...since i bought bananas and condoms together, suck it up shannon... As someone who works as a cashier, this post pisses me off. Customers say so many more stupid things. Standing at your register? "You looked bored". S
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I don't get that kind of comments...

...since i bought bananas and condoms together, suck it up shannon.

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User avatar #10 - cyruscahoots (05/01/2013) [+] (17 replies)
As someone who works as a cashier, this post pisses me off. Customers say so many more stupid things.

Standing at your register? "You looked bored".
Something doesn't ring up? "Must be free".
Not wearing a perpetual smile? "You look thrilled to be here".
Price is $18.36? "That was a good year".
It's like they all checked out the same book 'What to say when something happens at the grocery store'.
#24 - foelkera ONLINE (05/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Do you have any idea how dull life is for cashiers?


PISSING YOU OFF IS ALL WE HAVE
#29 - arnoldbusk (05/01/2013) [-]
>work as cashier
>taking late shift, nobody there, sitting around hoping boss wont notice
>customer comes to counter
>bag of cookies *beep*
>another bag of cookies *beep*
>cookies everywhere
>laugh to myself
>"Someone really likes cookies, huh?" ( ͡° ʖ ͡°)
>look up
>mfw landwhale

#39 - bloodmachine (05/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
When I get condoms "well somebody has a small dick"
When I get condoms "well somebody has a small dick"
User avatar #1 - huntronicles (05/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Shannon she's obviously buying a salad get your **** together
User avatar #20 - rifee (05/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>be at crogercy store
>60'ish year old costumer has his bags filled to the brim
> Ask cashier in a loud voice:
>"GIVE ME SOME TAPE, IT'S FALLING OUT"
>proceeds to fasten the top grociers to the edge of the bag with tape
>"THAT'S NOT ENOUGH TAPE. IT'S TOO LITTLE.MORE"
>Gives him more
>Cashier asks after he struggle for a good minute.
>"You want some more tape?"
>"NO! ENOUGH NOW. ENOUGH FOR ***** SAKE"
> Storms of angrily.

>what the hell....


poor cashier.
#12 - IrBoReD (05/01/2013) [-]
I'm a cashier and whenever someones total is $6.66 I always tell them good luck on the drive home
User avatar #23 - kaiizel (05/01/2013) [-]
I got told today by a guy at a bake sale that "I look like I like my cookies".

I'm now on a strict diet of leaves and grass.
#64 - konamicode (05/02/2013) [-]
>Working as wal mart cashier   
>White family comes up with rowdy children   
>Finish checking them out   
>6 year old boy looks in shock and awe at customers in other checkout lane   
>Points and shouts "Mom! Look a ninja!"   
>Actually a Muslim woman in full burka
>Working as wal mart cashier
>White family comes up with rowdy children
>Finish checking them out
>6 year old boy looks in shock and awe at customers in other checkout lane
>Points and shouts "Mom! Look a ninja!"
>Actually a Muslim woman in full burka
User avatar #21 - tikledpikle (05/01/2013) [-]
i always like it when i ask a customer how they're doin, and they respond " you don't want to hear me whine. me," you're right, i don't."
#41 - mutzaki (05/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I was standing in line to pay for something, and took out the money while waiting and held it in my hand. When I went to pay, the cashier said "how cozy with warm change". I'm not even sure if she was sarcastic, because it didn't sound that way on the tone of her voice. What a weird comment to make.
User avatar #11 - rickymertens (05/01/2013) [-]
This is a joke by the comedian Pete Holmes, in case anyone was wondering
#18 - mattcris (05/01/2013) [-]
Yea, then customers whine and bitch when the cashiers hardly say anything. That's why cashiers are SUPPOSED to make chitchat.
User avatar #6 - klick (05/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I work at a subway. When people buy like 4 subs at once, I say "guess we're a little hungry today" cause obviously THEY ARE NOT EATING ALL 4 SUBS!!!!
User avatar #14 to #6 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/01/2013) [-]
I would totally go to you subway order 4 subs then eat them all just to prove you wrong
User avatar #55 - Lintutu (05/01/2013) [-]
I like it when the cashiers talk to me. I hate it when i don't even get a "hello"
#53 - frickersticker (05/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"No sir I'm sorry I cannot sale you this alcohol you've already been drinking"
#69 to #53 - sparkieemae (05/02/2013) [-]
you're drunk go home.
User avatar #33 - braxtotxarb (05/01/2013) [-]
Stop ripping off material from stand up comedians! You even used the same cashier name!
#32 - ecomale (05/01/2013) [-]
**ecomale rolled a random image posted in comment #201 at Canada **
User avatar #8 - methodicalmadness (05/01/2013) [-]
Every time I see this I'm slightly startled being as my name is Shannon.
User avatar #7 - gragasvlad (05/01/2013) [-]
I like when cashiers are nice to me and tell me to have a nice day as a response to me saying have a nice day when it's 20:30
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