mmmmmm right there. faster faster you scrub those kitchen tiles.. i have it is called a slide, and i wear pants when i do so, that is why you always wrap your willy before you get silly. ecards sex foreplay
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User avatar #1 - silverzepher (05/01/2013) [-]
i have it is called a slide, and i wear pants when i do so, that is why you always wrap your willy before you get silly.
#6 - hirollin (05/01/2013) [-]
But.. slides are also fun.
User avatar #9 to #6 - laspussy (05/01/2013) [-]
Well try going down a water slide without any clothes on and you'll notice that your skin that's peeling and eventually blood will be a substitute for water due to the friction and the speed you're going at. That's why you usually ride on a potato sack or carpet at amusement parks/carnivals if there's no water. Now let's apply this logic to foreplay. ...no lube= high chance of blood.
User avatar #10 to #9 - hirollin (05/02/2013) [-]
or you could just slide on your swimtrunks.
User avatar #11 to #10 - laspussy (05/02/2013) [-]
pretend you're not wearing any clothes and you're going down a REALLY long slide without water.
User avatar #12 to #11 - hirollin (05/02/2013) [-]
Why would i go down a slide without clothes on?
User avatar #13 to #12 - laspussy (05/02/2013) [-]
let's just say for instance cause you said you didn't understand the image
User avatar #14 to #13 - hirollin (05/02/2013) [-]
I don't understand why you need water to go down a slide to have fun. A water slide without water is a slide. And slides are also fun and can be slid down without water.
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User avatar #4 to #3 - laspussy (05/01/2013) [-]
blood is nature's lube!
User avatar #5 to #4 - nimbin (05/01/2013) [-]
I prefer cum..
User avatar #2 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/01/2013) [-]
No matter how much foreplay... lube still helps
User avatar #8 - thedippestofshits (05/01/2013) [-]
isn't that the primary function of saliva?

it also just happens to be useful to the digestive system.
#7 - buttholee (05/01/2013) [-]
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MFW no water on the water-slide
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MFW no water on the water-slide
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