Bad parenting. .. I had no idea he had a kid. funny batman Shirt belt dad iron man
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#8 - pappathethird (05/01/2013) [-]
It would be a little weird if he wore Iron man stuff ...
#163 to #8 - John Cena (05/01/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #1 - alreadyexiststho (04/30/2013) [-]
I had no idea he had a kid.
#2 to #1 - heldiggrisen (05/01/2013) [-]
Welcome to the "real" world
User avatar #242 to #1 - strikous (05/02/2013) [-]
He did the do
User avatar #108 to #1 - jaimealejandro (05/01/2013) [-]
2 kids
#112 to #1 - bighairyfart (05/01/2013) [-]
Robert Downey Jr. Jr.
Robert Downey Jr. Jr.
User avatar #168 to #112 - alreadyexiststho (05/01/2013) [-]
that would be robert downy the 3rd, wouldnt it?
User avatar #224 to #168 - bighairyfart (05/01/2013) [-]
Technically, yes, but the "Jr. Jr." was the basis of the joke.
#120 to #1 - captainkrobin (05/01/2013) [-]
Neither did he..
User avatar #6 to #1 - carthos (05/01/2013) [-]
He probably has a few hundred, i can imagine that guy got more game than atilla the hun
User avatar #4 to #1 - Zydratejunkie (05/01/2013) [-]
Best part is, the kids name is Indio Falconer. What a flawless name.
#9 to #4 - John Cena (05/01/2013) [-]
better dan robert downey jr jr
User avatar #14 to #9 - eddymolly ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
I think that would make him Robert Downey the 3rd
#166 to #9 - spysappinmysasha (05/01/2013) [-]
**spysappinmysasha rolls 04**
wouldnt it be Robert Downey Double Jr.?
User avatar #3 to #1 - secretdestroyers (05/01/2013) [-]
With all the drugs he did, I don't even think he knew for a while!
#147 to #3 - John Cena (05/01/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#105 to #5 - jdsalenger (05/01/2013) [-]
"Ain't I a stinker?"
#160 to #105 - John Cena (05/01/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #232 - charliechambers (05/01/2013) [-]
Robert Downey Jr. Jr.?
User avatar #83 - farmermcguffen (05/01/2013) [-]
Robert Downey Jr. Jr.?
User avatar #100 to #83 - heroicvenom (05/01/2013) [-]
Robert Downey III
User avatar #42 - MythBuster (05/01/2013) [-]
him wearing an iron man shirt would be like a rock star's son wearing his dad's band shirt.. kinda lame
User avatar #33 - yunoknow (05/01/2013) [-]
Dad is Iron man
Allows son to wear Batman shirt and belt buckle.
Great parenting.
#124 - akjunker (05/01/2013) [-]
I think Stark's son feels bad for batman because he doesn't have parents. Something he does have.
User avatar #131 to #124 - casval (05/01/2013) [-]
Thumb because pic had me LOLing hard.
#137 to #124 - ilikepieandstuff (05/01/2013) [-]
I love Holy Musical Batman. :) Starkid is the best!
User avatar #32 - jokersaysamuseme (05/01/2013) [-]
Look at this little ****** face. He's not even smiling. His father is Robert Downey Jr. and he. is. not. smiling. Little ****** .
#183 to #32 - goljam (05/01/2013) [-]
Look at Robert downy Jr. He isn't even smiling. Hes Robert downy Jr. Little ******

User avatar #38 to #32 - zoidz (05/01/2013) [-]
He looks like he's going to start to blow the smoke away from his mouth. (Cant see if he's smoking or not).
User avatar #46 to #38 - ThpiderMan (05/01/2013) [-]
I agree, looks almost like he's holding the cigarette in his left hand perfectly so it's not exactly readily visible.
User avatar #36 to #32 - thebritishguy (05/01/2013) [-]
I doubt he would constantly smile every single minute because his Dad is iron man, meh he might not even like it because his Dad is always going off some where
#39 to #36 - John Cena (05/01/2013) [-]
Psst

He's kidding
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#40 - marcalo (05/01/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#43 to #40 - arziben (05/01/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #13 - esquaredsixteen (05/01/2013) [-]
Is Iron Man.

Wears an oversized mechanic's shirt and a murse.
#173 to #13 - John Cena (05/01/2013) [-]
Its a satchel

Indiana Jones wears one
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#17 to #13 - itsbendingtime (05/01/2013) [-]
RDJ does whatever the **** he wants.
#12 - daphnie (05/01/2013) [-]
If I had the blessing of having Robert Downey Jr. as my dad I wouldn't shut up about it for one goddamn second. Just saying.
#44 to #12 - John Cena (05/01/2013) [-]
wow everyone on this site is up this guys ass way too much. he's overrated and a ******* druggie
User avatar #64 to #44 - andrewjla (05/01/2013) [-]
was*
#63 - unclegrumpybastard (05/01/2013) [-]
How about he becomes Iron Bat Jnr in the next film?
#142 - zortaz (05/01/2013) [-]
<-- Evidence to why Batman is so damn cool.
User avatar #25 - nooneofinterest (05/01/2013) [-]
Even with a man bag, he's flawless
#18 - emberstar (05/01/2013) [-]
Did anyone else sing it in your head?
Did anyone else sing it in your head?
User avatar #20 to #18 - toastableduckling (05/01/2013) [-]
Sing what in their head?
User avatar #21 to #20 - emberstar (05/01/2013) [-]
"Dad is Iron Man..."
User avatar #23 to #22 - emberstar (05/01/2013) [-]
To the tune of "I am Iron Man" by Black Sabbath?
#24 to #23 - toastableduckling (05/01/2013) [-]
Well how was I supposed to know that's what you meant?
#26 to #24 - emberstar (05/01/2013) [-]
If you had sung it in your head, you probably would have understood... but I'm guessing you didn't sing it, so you didn't understand.
If you had sung it in your head, you probably would have understood... but I'm guessing you didn't sing it, so you didn't understand.
#35 to #23 - lordumpalumpa (05/01/2013) [-]
That is actually what I wondered about the whole time about their song.
Did they write it because they were a fan of the Iron Man comics? Or was Iron Man not even published/created when their song was created? Or do they actually have nothing in common with eachother?
User avatar #37 to #35 - emberstar (05/01/2013) [-]
Iron Man was originally introduced in Tales of Suspense #39 (March 1963), so the song came years after the original comic. The Tales of Suspense comic books changed their name to "Captain America" when they released their 100th issue, in April 1968. The Tales of Suspense comic books had a sister series, Tales to Astonish. Tales to Astonish became "The Incredible Hulk" in April 1968 with their 102nd issue.

"The title of the song was conceived by Ozzy Osbourne. Geezer Butler took to writing the lyrics around the title. The song was originally entitled "Iron Bloke". Upon hearing the main guitar riff for the first time, Osbourne remarked that it sounded "like a big iron bloke walking about". The title was later changed to "Iron Man".
Despite the song's title, it bears no connection to the Marvel superhero character Iron Man, which was created and first appeared in Tales of Suspense # 39 March 1963 (though it has become associated with the character due to this misconception, and was used in the 2008 film Iron Man based on the Marvel character). Butler wrote the lyrics as the story of a man who time travels into the future, and sees the apocalypse. In the process of returning to the present, he is turned into steel by a magnetic field. He is rendered mute, unable verbally to warn people of his time of the impending destruction. His attempts to communicate are ignored and mocked. This causes Iron Man to become angry, and have his revenge on mankind, causing the destruction seen in his vision. The vocal effects on Osbourne's opening line, "I am Iron Man", were achieved by having him sing from behind a metal fan."

TL;DR The song has no connection to the comics, it was a coincidence.The Iron Man character was created before the song.
#41 to #37 - lordumpalumpa (05/01/2013) [-]
Well, as I can see you are very passionate about Sabbath, stay awesome man!
User avatar #45 to #41 - travismackie (05/01/2013) [-]
Dude... he copied/ pasted from Wikipedia. I guess there really isn't anything wrong with that, but... just sayin'.
#234 to #41 - emberstar (05/02/2013) [-]
Thanks, but as travismackie said I got it all from Wikipedia.... I'm more of a Batman sort of person- but I like comics in general.
Thanks, but as travismackie said I got it all from Wikipedia.... I'm more of a Batman sort of person- but I like comics in general.
#27 - stabiloboss (05/01/2013) [-]
Well I'll be...
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