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#14 - Sinless
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#209 to #14 - anon
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ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#2 - mudkipfucker
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#201 to #2 - namesboo
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#8 to #2 - miscarriage
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Here you go



Also, you can caption things at roflbot.com

I recommend it if you don't have an editing program.
#28 to #8 - mudkipfucker
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Thank you Misscarriage!
#148 to #8 - suikerpapa
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Miscarriage: saviour of the people! Once #2, now superhero!
#163 to #8 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT
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I literally have tried to find something that lets me do this, you are a god, thank you very much miscarriage
#216 to #163 - miscarriage
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No problem
#29 - felixjarl ONLINE
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#218 to #29 - anon
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someone should add "whatchu gonna do about it faggot"
#222 to #218 - felixjarl ONLINE
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That is a terrible idea.
#224 to #222 - idea
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): I tried my best...
#225 to #224 - felixjarl ONLINE
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You are a terrible idea.


******* genius name mate.
#156 to #29 - deliciousdee ONLINE
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Jesus christ, how horrifying
Jesus christ, how horrifying
#31 to #29 - huskycreeper
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This .gif is so funny but so weirdly disturbing at the same time.
#32 to #31 - felixjarl ONLINE
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Well, it is cats mate. They are weirdly disturbing but also funny and cute at the same time.
Well, it is cats mate. They are weirdly disturbing but also funny and cute at the same time.
#33 to #32 - huskycreeper
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Hehehe what the ****? how do people capture these moments?
#34 to #33 - felixjarl ONLINE
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Hells if i know. My guess would be that it is that we get 100 bad or mediocre cat videos and then we get that one that is actually a good video with something we have not seen before.
#36 to #34 - huskycreeper
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Yeah i haven't the second one you posted before. But what if its the cats doing it? for their own pleasure!
#37 to #36 - felixjarl ONLINE
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Of course it is the cats own doing. You speak like you did not know of the cat military takeover in 18 July 1987.
Of course it is the cats own doing. You speak like you did not know of the cat military takeover in 18 July 1987.
#38 to #37 - huskycreeper
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Were they the ones who elected Molly Yard?! Those bastards!
#35 to #33 - anon
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Many are way too obsessive with their pets.
#4 - kingsombra
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Yeah, cats are cold blooded killing machines
Yeah, cats are cold blooded killing machines
#23 to #4 - blackberryjack
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#203 to #4 - chancebell
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Just gonne leave this here.
garethsworld (.) com / catstogo/# (.) UYF9GbXrz9U
#15 to #4 - bebulzwebulz
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i want one like that...

#6 to #4 - monstersz
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They can be.
#40 to #4 - testicular
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#142 to #40 - nebuchadnezzaurus
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No words can describe my desire to have this cat
#9 - noooooooooo
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#149 to #9 - suikerpapa
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noooooooooo it wasn't
#43 - maaarknuuuut
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#106 to #43 - buldu
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It gets funnier every time you watch it.
#108 to #43 - anon
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What the guys saying--> "Praise our lord and savior-JESUS CHRIST!"
#109 to #43 - anon
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"Santa Claus doesn't exist"
"NOOOOO"
#139 to #43 - acunit
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your username makes me proud
#68 - Pompano
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Cats are indifferent to the suffering of humans.




Cats are indifferent to the suffering of humans.
#112 to #68 - olisaurus
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look at that fat cat not giving a single ****
#153 to #112 - pwoneill
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hes just admiring that cabinet as if nothing happened
#179 to #153 - olisaurus
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I xaxa'd
#69 - mankey
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#93 to #69 - foreverporkchop **User deleted account**
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If I poke my cat while she's sleeping, she'll definitely freak out and bite the **** out of me. Then she gets all apologetic later on, even licking where she bit me. But when she's awake, she enjoys her belly being scratched/rubbed. If she gets bored/wants me to stop, she'll do what #70 's GIF shows.
#105 to #69 - mutzaki
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It depends whether or not your cat likes you. Showing its belly is in itself a sign of trust, but it may not want you touching it.
My older cat doesn't like me much because I neglected it when I was little, but my other cat lets me do anything to it. I nuzzle that tummy like a boss.
#70 to #69 - drldrl
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Every cat I've seen loves to get their stomach scratched.   
If my cats don't something you're doing, this is what they do.
Every cat I've seen loves to get their stomach scratched.
If my cats don't something you're doing, this is what they do.
#71 to #70 - mankey
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mine hiss growl and then will bite and scratch.
#140 to #70 - drldrl
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I forget to put "like"   
You got what I was saying, don't be dumbasses.   
   
I've never used this gif so here, have some Korn.
I forget to put "like"
You got what I was saying, don't be dumbasses.

I've never used this gif so here, have some Korn.
#91 to #70 - undeadwill
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"If my cats don't something you're doing, this is what they do."
"If my cats don't something you're doing,"
"don't something"
Cats don't something?
#97 to #70 - anon
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"If my cats don't something you're doing, this is what they do." I think you accidentally your sentence .
#20 - kabuthefox ONLINE
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#63 to #20 - drdiddly
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**** if that kid hit me and I was a cat, I'd go full **** storm.
I'd pounce on the kids face and claw at him and then push him
#75 to #63 - anon
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What if you were the kid's parents and you just watched the cat claw at his head and knock him off the bed?
#237 to #75 - drdiddly
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I'd laugh
#83 to #20 - jellymadofficer
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since the first time I've seen this, I've been all like "that kid totally got what he deserved, now he knows.", but now... I've found source and... in conclusion... **** those parents.
youtu.be/XMIhL63KPxw
the cat was just being a cat, knawing at the kid, which is, of course, painful... but the parents TOLD the kid to punch the cat, show it who's the boss... and now he knows.
#172 to #83 - zionsype ONLINE
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nearly a millions views and not one dislike
I do not understand.
#184 to #172 - Tormound
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Go back and watch the like bar for a little, it takes a little bit to fully load but the dislikes are there.
#185 to #184 - zionsype ONLINE
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You lied to me.
#186 to #185 - Tormound
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Somethings wrong with youtube, none of the videos on the site has any dislikes.
#188 to #186 - zionsype ONLINE
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I just looked at one with dislikes
#189 to #188 - Tormound
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Are you telling me that people not disliking this video is completely normal and is not a youtube bug?
#229 to #172 - jellymadofficer
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maybe people interpret this as one of those documentaries, where you keep asking yourself "how does the cameramen let this happen to that poor gazelle?" and then just justify it with "you shouldn't meddle with the circle of life"
#230 to #229 - jellymadofficer
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man*
#25 to #20 - assassinoo
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that son of a bitch deserves getting ass raped by cats
#144 to #25 - nebuchadnezzaurus
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Watch the video the other guy posted. Tell me you don't get sad for the kid tumbling on the floor and crying... The DUMB, ASSHOLE mother (or sister, or whatever) told him to punch the cat, the kid didn't know any better.... and then that sadistic bitch FILMS the kid tumbling down and crying... wow... words can't describe the rage I feel towards that stupid bitch
#89 to #25 - anon
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I watched the video and the parents let both of them be aggressive. The mother literally told the kid to hit the cat. I blame the ignorant assholes who are running that house.
#19 - infinitereaper
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Well, I'll say it again:   
   
Cat's play a little rough. But in nature they usually play with other cats, and the cats have fur so the claws don't hurt them. A cat will attempt to play with you but will end up hurting you because you have no fur.    
   
If you want to play with your cat and bond and all that lovey dovey stuff wear a glove.    
   
In fact its a good sign your kitty takes interest in you at all, it probably means they love you.
Well, I'll say it again:

Cat's play a little rough. But in nature they usually play with other cats, and the cats have fur so the claws don't hurt them. A cat will attempt to play with you but will end up hurting you because you have no fur.

If you want to play with your cat and bond and all that lovey dovey stuff wear a glove.

In fact its a good sign your kitty takes interest in you at all, it probably means they love you.
#42 to #19 - zeldapronmaster ONLINE
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"Declaw your indoor cats;" got it.
#55 to #42 - atomschlumpf
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Declawing is the worst thing you can do to your cat





....well, aside from raping it, I guess...
#98 to #55 - infinitereaper
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Holy **** I just looked it up and declawing is terrible!

We used to trim our kittens claws back in the day when they got too sharp, it worked well enough and though our kitty was scared at first he got used to it eventually.
#100 to #55 - anon
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I run over cats with the lawnmower. Blow their chunks all in the neighbors yard.
#92 to #55 - joethefurball
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You guess?
#116 to #55 - zeldapronmaster ONLINE
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Who gives a ****? Dogs are where its at anyway.
#160 to #116 - atomschlumpf
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Prefering dogs over cats doesn't justify something which is very, very ******* close to animal cruelty
#234 to #160 - zeldapronmaster ONLINE
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False.
#236 to #234 - atomschlumpf
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#154 to #116 - anon
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Declawing a cat is like denailing a human.

except maybe the cat would suffer more since it has more of a use for its claws.. so yeah I give a ****
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#212 to #157 - infinitereaper
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he may have just been trying to mate with you the whole time.
#50 to #19 - atomschlumpf
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or just take it like a manw