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#1 - futurella (04/30/2013) [+] (20 replies)
Oh God, I couldn't resist, I had to post it... Somewhat related.
#18 - Cleavland Steamer (05/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Now imagine this out of context
#14 - felixfj (05/01/2013) [+] (11 replies)
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#8 - pappathethird (05/01/2013) [-]
He He He
#23 - moustachefingers (05/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"Hee-heelium."
#32 - SweetSassyMolassy (05/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#6 - kretash (05/01/2013) [-]
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#78 - thejoemotes (05/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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#79 to #78 - thejoemotes (05/01/2013) [-]
I guess my voice isn't the only thing that rises
I guess my voice isn't the only thing that rises
#33 - drunkasaurus (05/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Nitrous oxide (what dentists usually use) is so much damn fun. Plus it's pretty safe as far as recreational drugs go. I would definitely recommend it.
User avatar #37 to #33 - lolfire (05/01/2013) [-]
It's not safe.

Other risks include:
• Unconsciousness or death from lack of oxygen. This occurs when the available oxygen for breathing is effectively pushed out by the nitrous oxide. The risk is greater if the gas is consumed in an enclosed space or if a plastic bag is used that covers both nose and mouth.
• It can be hard to judge the amount to use safely – just enough to get a high but not so much to end up fainting, having an accident or much worse.
• Severe vitamin B deficiency can develop with heavy, regular use of nitrous oxide. This can cause serious nerve damage, which leads to tingling and numbness in the fingers, toes and other extremities, and even to difficulties with walking, and to pains in the affected areas.
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User avatar #24 - yourdadsdad (05/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Wouldn't that kill him?
#39 to #24 - anakx (05/01/2013) [-]
If you inhaled a lot, then yes, because your body runs on (news flash here) oxygen, and without it you will suffocate and die. But in small amounts, like when you see your neighbor's kid inhaling the helium from balloons at a birthday party, all it will do is alter your voice and make you dizzy. It's not safe by any means, but it wont lead to instant death either.
#61 - anonymous (05/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
User avatar #43 - piptime (05/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
This kills the pain.
#42 - BiggieFoot (05/01/2013) [-]
"Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp, metal objects. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they grab is an iron hook... and they start to pick in an area that you came to get fixed."
User avatar #48 - seniorpokeman (05/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
...Isn't the point of a helium mask to kill the person wearing it?
User avatar #62 to #48 - dragontear (05/01/2013) [-]
well, yes. you will suffocate unless you mix the helium with oxygen
User avatar #86 - mrgoodlove (05/01/2013) [-]
I hat when the dentist is trying to talk to you while you have a mouth full of equipment
#63 - rudianos (05/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
hi
User avatar #70 - errdayimfjing (05/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
wait, why is the dentist the one asking about helium?
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