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User avatar #86 - mrgoodlove ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
I hat when the dentist is trying to talk to you while you have a mouth full of equipment
#85 - anonymous (05/01/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
User avatar #89 to #85 - drunkasaurus (05/01/2013) [-]
I still don't understand why this is a thing
#80 - finbaa (05/01/2013) [-]
Dentistry - takes about five heliums.
#78 - thejoemotes (05/01/2013) [-]
**thejoemotes rolled a random image posted in comment #4077440 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **   
Me on helium   
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**thejoemotes rolled a random image posted in comment #4077440 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **
Me on helium
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User avatar #83 to #78 - goodatlosing (05/01/2013) [-]
Source anyone? Someone had to ask.
User avatar #84 to #83 - theapocalipz (05/01/2013) [-]
Fairy Tail. Probably an OVA episode.
#79 to #78 - thejoemotes (05/01/2013) [-]
I guess my voice isn't the only thing that rises
I guess my voice isn't the only thing that rises
User avatar #70 - errdayimfjing ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
wait, why is the dentist the one asking about helium?
User avatar #71 to #70 - kito (05/01/2013) [-]
He's asking if the patient wants some.
User avatar #72 to #71 - errdayimfjing ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
ahh thank you!
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#63 - rudianos (05/01/2013) [-]
hi
#69 to #63 - broorb (05/01/2013) [-]
well hey there brother what can ah do ya for
#76 to #69 - rudianos (05/01/2013) [-]
just felt like saying hi :)
#61 - anonymous (05/01/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
User avatar #53 - ragingmushroom (05/01/2013) [-]
"HeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHe" <--- The dentist's laugh
#51 - ecomale (05/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #48 - seniorpokeman (05/01/2013) [-]
...Isn't the point of a helium mask to kill the person wearing it?
User avatar #62 to #48 - dragontear (05/01/2013) [-]
well, yes. you will suffocate unless you mix the helium with oxygen
User avatar #43 - piptime (05/01/2013) [-]
This kills the pain.
#67 to #43 - broorb (05/01/2013) [-]
HA
#45 to #43 - deathcampforjewtie (05/01/2013) [-]
Pain is kill.
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#42 - BiggieFoot ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
"Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp, metal objects. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they grab is an iron hook... and they start to pick in an area that you came to get fixed."
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User avatar #58 to #35 - posttwo (05/01/2013) [-]
Deleting comments? :(
#33 - drunkasaurus (05/01/2013) [-]
Nitrous oxide (what dentists usually use) is so much damn fun. Plus it's pretty safe as far as recreational drugs go. I would definitely recommend it.
#56 to #33 - duckslikegrapestoo (05/01/2013) [-]
its one of the ingredients in aerosol whipped cream
User avatar #37 to #33 - lolfire (05/01/2013) [-]
It's not safe.

Other risks include:
• Unconsciousness or death from lack of oxygen. This occurs when the available oxygen for breathing is effectively pushed out by the nitrous oxide. The risk is greater if the gas is consumed in an enclosed space or if a plastic bag is used that covers both nose and mouth.
• It can be hard to judge the amount to use safely – just enough to get a high but not so much to end up fainting, having an accident or much worse.
• Severe vitamin B deficiency can develop with heavy, regular use of nitrous oxide. This can cause serious nerve damage, which leads to tingling and numbness in the fingers, toes and other extremities, and even to difficulties with walking, and to pains in the affected areas.
#46 to #37 - anonymous (05/01/2013) [-]
"It's pretty safe" Do you lack the knowledge to fully grasp that statement? Let's compare it to some other recreational drugs. Percs, coke, crack, etc ...

Every drug is harmful in large amounts. Every single one. Saying to much of it can kill you or make you pass out is just pointing out the obvious. I mean seriously, take to much asprin and it will be your last mother ******* head ache, i promise you.
User avatar #24 - yourdadsdad (05/01/2013) [-]
Wouldn't that kill him?
User avatar #52 to #24 - snpeskar (05/01/2013) [-]
It gets you high by depriving your brain of oxygen, which isn't good for your brain, but it isn't necessarily causing permanent damage each time you do it.
The big risks come from when you inhale the gas, you lose motor control and are likely to fall/pass out. You could knock your head on something.
Also, there is a risk of frostbite if you are using canisters that are designed for whip-cream. The gas goes from high pressure to low pressure very quickly, which cause the temperature to significantly decrease.

#39 to #24 - anakx (05/01/2013) [-]
If you inhaled a lot, then yes, because your body runs on (news flash here) oxygen, and without it you will suffocate and die. But in small amounts, like when you see your neighbor's kid inhaling the helium from balloons at a birthday party, all it will do is alter your voice and make you dizzy. It's not safe by any means, but it wont lead to instant death either.
#90 to #39 - yourdadsdad (05/02/2013) [-]
Thank you. Here.
Thank you. Here.
User avatar #34 to #24 - drunkasaurus (05/01/2013) [-]
No... You can inhale helium. It makes your voice sound weird. Have you never done it?
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