Dank Cock. .. It isnt funny cause its true.
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User avatar #6 - zeldapronmaster (05/01/2013) [-]
It isnt funny cause its true.
#23 to #6 - jellyballs (05/01/2013) [-]
Yeah! Its just as funny as it was 5 years ago!
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User avatar #53 to #40 - nefarian (05/01/2013) [-]
No, it's Yaranaika
User avatar #14 - proudnerd (05/01/2013) [-]
I don't really get why everyone hates Dane Cook. I thought his stand up was funny, but all of a sudden, he gets popular and everyone has to hate him. Internet, I dont get you.
User avatar #85 to #14 - Fgner (05/01/2013) [-]
I didn't read this link but this probably explains it better than I can:

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ItsPopularNowItSucks

People hate things because they're popular. Look at C++, it's a great language - but people love to talk about it like it's the devil's mistress. They usually talk about how "ugly" it is or how it's "impossible", but really it's just a major standard so people love to be hipster and hate it.
User avatar #94 to #14 - ICEDgrunge (05/01/2013) [-]
I don't know, I used to like him, but there came a time when I just grew out of his jokes. I'm not implying anything related to maturity between you and I but I just stopped getting giggles from him. I don't hate the fuggin guy, but I would just rather not turn on one of his specials when there's let's say, an informercial on.

There's no reason to hate him, that's a stupid waste of energy that people also like to invest in other pop culture nickelback icons. It's just the droning thing to do.
User avatar #98 to #14 - crazyhindu (05/01/2013) [-]
i never really liked him honestly ever. i don't find the guy funny he looks and sounds like an alright dude but he puts to much energy into jokes that really aren't that funny. i will admit he does have a sense of humor but he's not funny he just tells a story and expects the story itself to be funny he doesn't make jokes about the story just the story.
#48 to #14 - John Cena (05/01/2013) [-]
I think one reason is more people liked Family Guy than Dane Cook; and they aired that episode where they made him out to be a huge tool and anyone who likes him an idiot. And of course people thought "No way! I'm not gonna like Cane Dook anymore because family guy says I'm stupid if I watch him!"

Which I think is silly since Family Guy is mainly a bunch of metaphors with flashbacks and Dance Crooked is just really all over the place. Very animated dude and therefore I like him. Prepared for red thumbs like I"m prepared for my first prostate exam; I won't like it, but it has to happen to every guy eventually.
User avatar #24 to #14 - coolcalx (05/01/2013) [-]
the last stand-up I saw of Dane Cook was entirely masturbation jokes. it wasn't funny at all.

his original stuff was okay though, but it's funnier if you're in middle school.
#30 to #14 - John Cena (05/01/2013) [-]
Ive never liked Dane Cook, even when I was younger I could tell he was trying too hard.
User avatar #34 to #14 - breadbasket (05/01/2013) [-]
The main populace of his hatred comes from when he stole that joke from Louie C.K.
User avatar #55 to #14 - chiktikkavaspaus (05/01/2013) [-]
I like Mature Dane Cook. I didn't like him at all when he was younger. Now he's actually kinda funny.
User avatar #65 to #14 - technosauce **User deleted account** (05/01/2013) [-]
He just does really odd imitations and voices. Like just normal things you would do in life + sound effects and being really loud. Not my type of humor but if you like him go ahead and watch.
User avatar #76 to #14 - yojo ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
It's just taste I guess. I didn't know who he was until I watched his first stand up, and the whole time I was just wondering what the crowd was laughing at.
User avatar #51 to #14 - corsairjoshua (05/01/2013) [-]
What's to understand?

He's popular so the internet has to hate him. That's how it works, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #14 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (05/01/2013) [-]
He's not too funny, at least for me. He doesn't have much funny material IMO, but for some reason people seem to laugh because he says it really loud and fast.
#22 to #14 - John Cena (05/01/2013) [-]
His older stuff was fun and entertaining and truly made for a great laugh, but like many comedians he started to get famous and thereby, at least in my opinion started having to force jokes and his material suffered. Harmful if Swallowed was great, but things went down from there. I did like him in waiting and a couple other movies though.
User avatar #75 to #14 - rifee ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
he's given me afew good laughs here and there, but when I starter listening to him again I just didn't find it funny for ...reasons. This was before I ever knew there ws such a thing as "Let's hate dane cook".
i just found his humor forced...
User avatar #57 to #14 - wethelegion ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
Same with nickleback
User avatar #27 to #14 - pennstatecivic (05/01/2013) [-]
i liked his stand up, he just lost me after each special would use alot of material from prior specials instead of being new/original. if he is going to do multiple specials he needs new material, the one thing i hate is when comics use the same jokes over and over and label them as "new" and charge you to see it again
User avatar #15 to #14 - mummyslittlebitch (05/01/2013) [-]
There was this persistent rumor that he stole jokes from Louis CK among some others. It was all ******** , but people believed it and then everyone started saying he wasn't funny because of this and yada yada yada.
User avatar #17 to #15 - subaqueousreach (05/01/2013) [-]
I never heard anything about his rumors I just never really found his stand up that funny, he had a few good jokes though. I liked him in Good Luck Chuck.

Jim Jefferies is ******* hilarious though.
#18 to #17 - mummyslittlebitch (05/01/2013) [-]
I don't know how that came up, but yet Jim Jeffereies is hilarious
User avatar #20 to #18 - subaqueousreach (05/01/2013) [-]
I was too lazy to think of a segway for him.
User avatar #19 to #18 - mummyslittlebitch (05/01/2013) [-]
*but yes
User avatar #36 to #18 - dannygast (05/01/2013) [-]
Don't know why you got thumbed down, but i ******* love JJ!
"Why don't you drink?"
'I don't like the taste of it...'
"NOBODY DOES!"
#72 to #15 - John Cena (05/01/2013) [-]
That "rumor" has pretty much been proven, Louis CK has even confirmed many of the jokes are "very similar"
#118 to #72 - mummyslittlebitch (05/01/2013) [-]
Dane Cook was on Loui's show and they were making fun of the rumors. Yer dum.
User avatar #21 - hauptishere (05/01/2013) [-]
I thought Vicious Circle was really funny.
#35 to #21 - teenytinyspider (05/01/2013) [-]
I never fail to laugh at the "drowning and burning" sketch.
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User avatar #28 to #26 - hauptishere (05/01/2013) [-]
I liked the part where he's following directions to someone's house. If you hit the train tracks, you've gone to far.. CLUNKCLUNK
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#12 - John Cena (05/01/2013) [-]
Could somebody explain to me why so many people hate him as a comedian?
I was curious so i decided to watch "Vicious Circle" and i have to say that i really enjoyed his stand up!
User avatar #54 to #12 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (05/01/2013) [-]
His material isn't usually too good IMO, he just says it really loud and fast and for some people find that hysterical.
#13 to #12 - John Cena (05/01/2013) [-]
he is a really funny comedian and has some great material
people hate him because he is popular. ******* hipsters
#31 to #13 - bahgawd (05/01/2013) [-]
I hate him and no, It's not because he's popular, I hate him because I get the sense that he's trying too hard. He is always super hyper, jumping around, talking fast, and trying to distract me from the fact that all his jokes fall flat. I do not like Dane Cook. He never once made me laugh.
#32 to #31 - xarioth (05/01/2013) [-]
Oh so because someone tries hard at something, he's bad?... Logic. It's called being interactive by the way.
#73 to #32 - bahgawd (05/01/2013) [-]
It's when you try too hard to do something you're not good at. I always found Dane annoying, and I will most likely always will.
#37 to #32 - John Cena (05/01/2013) [-]
Just because someone tries hard at something certainly doesn't make him good. . . Just to answer the first part of your statement.
#50 - ohsnapitzari (05/01/2013) [-]
I'm going to go ahead and be the devils's advocate by saying he's kind of 			*******		 awesome. No shame.
I'm going to go ahead and be the devils's advocate by saying he's kind of ******* awesome. No shame.
User avatar #100 - NeucularNINJA (05/01/2013) [-]
Why does everyone hate Dane Cook? I like his jokes...
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User avatar #104 to #100 - smokerocks (05/01/2013) [-]
are you 12?
User avatar #106 to #104 - NeucularNINJA (05/01/2013) [-]
No, why? or are you just being a cunt? It's the latter one isn't it?
User avatar #112 to #106 - smokerocks (05/01/2013) [-]
Because the only people who think he's funny are 12 year olds and dumbasses, and I tried to give you the benefit of the doubt, and assume you weren't a dumbass.

Making a joke much longer than it needs to be with random noises and yelling doesn't make it funny. It's like Michael Bay trying to make a movie better by adding more explosions.
User avatar #114 to #112 - NeucularNINJA (05/01/2013) [-]
Oh the only people who think he's funny are 12 or a dumbass... You mean in that survey you made up? No, that's cool man. Ever think, he's just not your sense of humor? Of course you didn't huh? Also, the answer to my question was, yes. I'm just being a cunt.
User avatar #116 to #114 - smokerocks (05/01/2013) [-]
Once you're 14 or 15 you'll start to realize most of it his jokes are pretty mediocre. It's okay.
User avatar #119 to #116 - NeucularNINJA (05/01/2013) [-]
That's funny, because I'm 15 and uuh... Yeah. Ever just think, maybe I have a different sense of humor than, I don't know, the millions of Dane Cook fans? No huh? Well I guess that makes you an Arrogant Cunt. Congrats, you're a special brand
#121 to #119 - smokerocks (05/01/2013) [-]
Millions of fans make him good huh? You really are a child if you think that's any kind of logic. Bieber and lil wayne have millions of fans. Are you gonna say that makes them good?
User avatar #122 to #121 - NeucularNINJA (05/01/2013) [-]
I didn't say that made him good. Just because you don't have the same taste in comedy and music, doesn't make the people you don't like bad. To someone, somewhere that comedian/artist is good. Or did you fail to mention that you dictate who has or hasn't talent?
#123 to #122 - smokerocks (05/01/2013) [-]
Just because their tastes are different doesn't mean its bad? Flies like **** , but their tastes are different than mine so its not **** ? Logic you idiot.
User avatar #124 to #123 - NeucularNINJA (05/01/2013) [-]
Some people like the taste of **** . Logic you idiot
#131 to #124 - smokerocks (05/02/2013) [-]
Take a moment to really think over what you just said.  Think long and hard, but try not to hurt yourself.
Take a moment to really think over what you just said. Think long and hard, but try not to hurt yourself.
User avatar #132 to #131 - NeucularNINJA (05/02/2013) [-]
Some people do like the taste of **** . It's kind of like your taste in humor, only it's actual ****
User avatar #134 to #132 - smokerocks (05/03/2013) [-]
If you think Dane Cook is really that funny, you're the last person to criticize on one's sense of humor.
User avatar #135 to #134 - NeucularNINJA (05/03/2013) [-]
Maybe I'm the first and you're the last? Everything doesn't have to be so black and white
#127 to #116 - zionsype ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
Oh look, a 15 year old who thinks he's all grown up just because he's close to 16
Oh look, a 15 year old who thinks he's all grown up just because he's close to 16
User avatar #107 to #100 - iowndemostest (05/01/2013) [-]
It's mostly his delivery of his jokes that I hate.
User avatar #108 to #107 - NeucularNINJA (05/01/2013) [-]
It really depends whether you watch actually him, or if you just listen to the audio. He's not very funny if you don't watch his... movements? I guess...
User avatar #79 - chuca (05/01/2013) [-]
why is it everytime there's a dane cook post someone has to bitch he's too loud

yea when you have huge speaker setups and hold the mic right next to your mouth its gonna be kinda loud
User avatar #1 - secretdestroyers (05/01/2013) [-]
Sad part about this is that Carlos Mencia would still steal this joke!
#67 to #1 - ridiculiculous (05/01/2013) [-]
"I steal jokes, my dick don't work maaan. I got to piss in a plastic bag, man, I got no dick."
User avatar #2 to #1 - sketchE ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
then russel brandt would
User avatar #3 to #2 - secretdestroyers (05/01/2013) [-]
Didn't he already? Sounds like something he'd do.
User avatar #4 to #3 - sketchE ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
yeah he started off one of his specials with a dane cook joke. it made me so annoyed
User avatar #5 to #4 - secretdestroyers (05/01/2013) [-]
I know, I miss the days when everyone was giving Jay Leno unjustified hate.

"You know, it is so easy to take a shot at Jay Leno! The fact of the matter is he's out there every night with fresh material, so what are we complaining about?!" -Stewie Griffin
#89 - zionsype ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
Dane Cook is the nickleback of comedians.
Not in the sense that he's bad, he's good and everyone hates him to join the group.
People try making excuses like "ALL HE DOES IS MAKE BODY MOTIONS!" I have a blind friend you listens to the stand up acts and Dane is his favorite comedian, keep in mind he listens to all kinds of comics from Carl Segan to Louise CK.
Of all the people I've shown Dane Cook to, only 1 of the 15 disagree with him being literally the best Comic out there, and they still think he's really good.

But what do I know, I'm just a hedgehog.
#120 to #89 - TrentStatic (05/01/2013) [-]
You... You realize you just called Carl Sagan a comedian, right?
User avatar #125 to #120 - zionsype ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
**** , I meant George Carlin
#11 - sillymoose (05/01/2013) [-]
I enjoy Dane Cook, he's my favorite comedian.
As a matter of fact, I think I'm gonna go watch some of his skits now.
#41 - thetick (05/01/2013) [-]
That because he stole his entire act from this guy.
User avatar #90 to #41 - zionsype ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
I can't find this guy anywhere.
User avatar #128 to #90 - thetick (05/01/2013) [-]
Its Charlie Day in a spoof of Dane Cook on SNL. Twas a joke.
User avatar #129 to #128 - zionsype ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
o
#111 - robthegreat (05/01/2013) [-]
I though the B&E skit was ******* hilarious
User avatar #8 - mcwachner (05/01/2013) [-]
**mcwachner rolled a random comment #5 posted by shaunrnm at when team doesn't focus ** :
Yay someone else who gets it
This comment is better than most of his jokes.
#9 to #8 - shaunrnm (05/01/2013) [-]
Hes not that bad
User avatar #117 - Benka (05/01/2013) [-]
I laughed
User avatar #110 - temporalguardian (05/01/2013) [-]
I don't get why people don't like him, his jokes are hilarious.
User avatar #43 - tholomewsense (05/01/2013) [-]
he's awesome in Good luck chuck
User avatar #62 - happygrowman (05/01/2013) [-]
his jokes would suck **** if he wasnt allowed to move... wait... they suck **** anyway
User avatar #91 to #62 - zionsype ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
My friend is blind and Dane is his favorite comedian.
#33 - John Cena (05/01/2013) [-]
His acting is better than his stand up. I think it's because they use high speed cameras so he doesn't look so coked up.
User avatar #7 - pappathethird (05/01/2013) [-]
****** comedian imo
#96 - John Cena (05/01/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
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